Bala Krishna jokes

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BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKESBalayya Funny Joke - 1

balayya decided to sucide by hanging....balayya hanged himself to the fan....wife-: balayya wait don't sucidebalayya-: abba na midha entha prema!!wife-: oree jaffa prema nee midha kadhu naa saree midha adhi naa kotha saree..

Balayya Funny Joke - 2Balayya: Nenu Adaviki velthuna Simhanni vetadanikiWife: Meeru great andiBalayya : K bye.. take careWife: return quickly my dear bali....( Balayya baitaki velli malli venakki vachadu )Wife: Emaindhi malli vachav ?BalaYYa: Em ledhu, baita kukka undhi andhuke :D :D

Balayya Funny Joke - 31 girl committed to sucide byhanging to fan in

her room....BALAKRISHNA saw her from window ndsaid"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummyki cheppu complain ivvamani"

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Balayya: knocked the Door.A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth & Beer in hand.Balayya:- Mee dady unnada .....?.?Kid:- Orey jaffa ga nannu chusthe theliyadam leda ma dady intlo ledani.

Balayya Funny Joke - 5One day balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundileak avthundi ani...

Balayya Funny Joke - 6Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?balayya:I Dont know mam.Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!


An Englishman and BALAYYA inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?BALAYYA: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....BAALI ROCKZZZZ


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Balayya Funny Joke - 8BALAYYA with two red ears went to his doctor.Docter-:"what had happened to UR ears?"Balayya-:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."" Oh BALAYYA GARU " the doctor exclaimed... "But ..what happened to your other ear?""That jaffa called back again......DOCTOR SHOCKZZZ ...BALAYYA ROCKZZZ

Balayya Funny Joke - 9BALAYYA- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.Minister- How, MEE VILLAGE LO ASALU RIVER LEDU KADA BALAYYA GARUBALAYYA- Oh AVUNU KADA AITEY MAKU OKA RIVER KUDA KAAVALI ..MINSTER GAARU....MINISTER SHOCKZZZ....BALAYYA ROCKZZZZ

Balayya Funny Joke - 10Balayya teaches science to JR.NTR-:(spread this gr8 story)comment and like on this new variety story...

when apple fell on Newton's head he went outside...He saw a cow...Newton said "stop there"..it had stopped and he formulated the Newtons first lawof motion(inertia)....then he kicked the cow.

Balayya Funny Joke - 11BALAYYA went to Mysore palace.Tourist guide AYYO BALAYYA...., plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chairBALAYYA: SARELEY TIPPU SULTAN VACCHINAPPUDU LESTAANU LEYYY

Balayya Funny Joke - 12NTR:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu leNTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai.BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga.babai rocks abbai shockzzzz

Balayya Funny Joke - 13MAHESH came late 2 xamEXAMINER:why are you late?MAHESH:Epudochamani kadhu sir xam rashama ledha

CHIRU:Mahesh e slip thesukoMAHESH:Thanx annayaCHIRU:Naku thanks cheppaku e slip mugguriki evvu,aa mugurini maro muguriki evamani chepu.SAI KUMAR:Kanipinchey e mudu paper luOMR paper,Ans paper,Que paper ayithey?Aa kanapadani nalugo paper raslipCHARAN:okka okka slip kadhu nanna,vandha sliplanu okesare pampinchuBALLAYA:orey copy kottadam modhallu padithey que ki ans ki theda kanipettaniki v


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aaram padutundi

BALAKRISHNA FUNNY JOKESBalayya Funny Joke - 1 4Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.Balayya Ee shampoo entha?Shopkeeper 110RsBalayya Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?Shopkeeper Emiledu sir.Balayya Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada?mari emi free ledu antaave???

Balayya Funny Joke - 1 5JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??JR NTR: Battery low.....BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)

Balayya Funny Joke - 1 6Yamudu Im Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish

Balayya pls come and watch my film : simhaYamudu Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ???

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SPIDER MAN remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.SEEMALO SALEPURUGUCAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu


Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road.They saw 1000Rs note on the road.Jr NTR Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai.Balayya Migilina 900 em chedam ra


Interviewer-: what is Microsoft Excel?Balayya It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer"baligadu rocks andInterviewer shocks


NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)


Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .


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Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 eachTicket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)

Balayya Funny Joke - 22BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.JR NTR. BathikindaBAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)

Balayya Funny Joke - 22Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?" Balayya Funny Joke - 23Abbai: That girl is deafBabai: How do you know?Abbai: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new


Abbai: Babai dipavali samanlu endapettaventi ? varsham padtundi kada.Babai: mari ala chustavera jaffa velli godugu pettu.Abbai: Babai........needi burre burra.


A kiD was cRyin hysteRically..So wat DiD Babai Do??Puts Johnson anD Johnson's' baby shampoo in his eyes & says"No moRe tears..".!!


Boss: where were you born?Babai: India ..Boss: which part?Babai: what which part'? Whole body was born in India..:P


Abbai : HOLLYWOOD ante enti babai...?Babai : HOLLY ante pandaga., WOOD ante chekka.. Ante mana chekka gaalla pandaga

raa....Abbai : ooh... Nuv keeka babai...


Babai nd Abbai living in a house,one night power cut.........Babai :arey zoo.ntr candle tey raa,Abbai :babai fan veyyana????


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Babai :orey telivileni vedava,tikkaloda,fan veste candle aaripotundi raa...........:D


A REPORTER WAS TAKING Babai'S INTERVIEWREPORTER:-HOW DO U FEEL WHEN U HEAR Babai JOKES.Babai:- WHO SAID THEY WERE JOKES?


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Babai : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE...Babai Roxxx!!


Abbai and Babai ki daarilo rendu bombs dorikaayi:Babai : ivvi rendu chethullo pattukoni policelaki ichesi vadhamu.Abbai: avunu babai!! police station ki velle daarilo edanna oka bomb pelipothe?emi chedhaam?Babai : okkate dorikindi ani abbaddam chebudhaam raa

Abbai: nuvvu as usual rocking babai!!


Ultimate Answer by Babai while changing a Job...Interviewer: Why did U leave your last job??Babai : The company shifted the office & they didn't tell me where....

Balayya Funny Joke - 33Principal: what u want 2becom in future?Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a go

od software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor...Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?Student: Babai ...!!!


Abbai : bommalu veddam ante oka white paper eh vundi.....em cheyyanu babai.Babai : ite velli xerox teencuko ra jaffa.....Abbai : nuvvu keka babai...!


Babai & Abbai in Hotel:JrNTR is about to eat a paper napkin mistaking it for a new eatable.Babai vadni aapi "Vorei jaffaga, adi tinaku.......Chappaga undi."



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Teacher:Ganga, Godavari, Yamuna and Kaveri are the some of the rivers in INDIATeacher:Babai tell me some rivers name that are present in Pakistan?Babai : Rukshana, Rubbena, Haseena and Farzan


oka ammai uri vesukuntundi,Babai kitiki lo nundi choosi cheppadu" kevalam veladite yettu peragarumummy ki cheppu complane ivvamani".

Balayya Funny Joke - 38Babai: Arey tv lo naa movie vastundhi chudu.Abbai : Ayyo babai! current ledhu.Babai: Arey jaffa, candle pettukoni chudaraAbbai : Nuv keka babai.


Babai asked Abbai to bring MatchboxBabai opened and started using them, none were workingBabai : Abbai , why the matches are not workingAbbai : They should work, i checked them all and brought them...

Balayya Funny Joke - 40Babai calls Air India and asks the receptionist"How long does it take to fly from HYD to VIZAG?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says Babai andhangs up


?"My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses"

Babai - "Ya, I know. Few people drink directly from bottle'

Balayya Funny Joke - 42Abbai to Kumar: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?Kumar: I can eat 16.Abbai : Pichi Nanoyi....nuvvu 8 ani cheppi unte neeku oka super joke vinipistunde..

?Balayya Funny Joke - 43Okasari Babai palleturi ki veltadu. Akkada oka guddi musali vadu ila adugutadu - babu, idi pagala?ratra? Babai - emo tata nenu e uriki kotta. Blind old man- ori Babai nuvva!!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 44After Tollywood T20match.


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Abbai : Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?babai : Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

Balayya Funny Joke - 45Teachr:1 yr ku 365 days aithe anduloo "RAATHRULU" ennibabai :10 sirTeachr:adelaga?babai :1 sivaRAATHRI, 9NAVARAATHRULU.!Teacher:Arey babai ga nv maravu ra......

Balayya Funny Joke - 46Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet?.. Magesh: Jupiter Minimol said: Saturnbabai : 'Animal planet'..........Balayya rockzz.....teacher shockzzz......

Balayya Funny Joke - 47Babai to Katrina KaifBabai : Shall we go to movie?

Kat: Ok, but which movie?Babai : Condom Of SureshKat: .......F__K You

Actually the movie name was Quantum Of Solace

Balayya Funny Joke - 48Ship Captain: What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!Babai the Sailor: Raise the danger mark above the water level!Captain shocks! Babai rocks!

Balayya Funny Joke - 49flash News :An Indian missed gold medal in swimming.Babai in press report :"Manchi pani ayyindhi... gold medal vesukoni swimming ki evaru velamanaru.?"


Babai: ye ra monna enni sarlu phone chesina lift chestav kani matladav??NTR: Nuvve chppava kada babai..."nenu matladetappudu nee chevulu matrame pani cheyali, kadani inkem pani chesina nee next b'day undadu ani"asale monna na b'day anduke

Balayya Funny Joke - 51Abbai : Babai maa kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunnam e month lo , nuvvu ra


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vali babaiBabai: Avuna Congrats ra..... a function hall lo.........?

Balayya Funny Joke - 52Teacher : which is ur favourite dish......?AFTER MUCH THINKINGBabai: TATA SKY.....

Balayya Funny Joke - 53Abbai: neeku swimming raadu kada..enduku cheruvu lo dookav babai?Babai: adi kadu ra..akkada oka baatu sagam varake munigi unte lothu ledu anukoni dookesa.....!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 54Babai: pelli chupulu..Ammayi dad: ma ammai inka chadvukunta antondhiBabai: parledhu chadvukommanandi, mem oka ganta tharvata vastham.

Balayya Funny Joke - 55Abbai Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav?Babai Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra.!!!!!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 56Abbai : Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.Babai :Amazing, whats dat msg??Abbai : Battery low.....

Babai : Wow nice Naku forward chey :)

Balayya Funny Joke - 57Once a donkey kicked Babai and ran away.Babai : Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"


NASA sent Balayya to Moon..Babai got into the rocket, after going half the way Babaijumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)

Balayya Funny Joke - 59Abbai ,.Babai went to restaurant....Babai went for hand wash... ntr was giving the order....Abbai waited 4 Babai for a long time..... then he to went to the hand wash and s


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hocked...asked Babai ;what babai wat r u doing?

Balayya Funny Joke - 60Babai : emledura,wash basin ani undi, andukani basin ni kadugutunna...!ntr:nannu pilisthe help chesevadni kada babai..!

Balayya Funny Joke - 61The BUS conductor says:"Half pant Half ticket", "Full pant Full ticket".Suddenly "Babai "removed his pant and says"No pant No ticket"


One day Babai and Akber went 2 masjid..

Akber : Allah hoo Akber Babai : Allah hoo Babai


Once Babai & Abbai will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up cardShop Keeper 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi.Babai aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvuAbbai Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu..


Babai Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!RANI Poyi Principal ki cheptha.Babai Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..

Balayya Funny Joke - 65Babai got an Invitation 4 Party,they told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.When he went to party he was shocked???''

because others were wearing pants & shirts also... :-)

Balayya Funny Joke - 66A man jumped into d river and never came back.Babai wntd 2 bcom a grt scientist like newton.After long research he made 4rth law of motion............................................

" Loose motion c never be done in slow motion"


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Balayya Funny Joke - 67Babai went to cloth market Babai : Manchi cloth chupinchandi..Salesman: plain lo chupincha mantara. Babai : Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu

Balayya Funny Joke - 68Abbai: Babai which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant?Babai : First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tellthe answer..

After eating fish Babai did not drink water why?

Because

He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach.


Abbai: Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..Babai : Endukura ?Abbai: Battery blast avutundantaBabai : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu

Balayya Funny Joke - 70babai watching movie on 'HBO' at break, when the channel said u r watching 'HBO' Babai shocked and says how did they know?

Balayya Funny Joke - 71babai n8 nidra lechi aggipulla gisi malli padukunnadu.abbai: Emayndi Babai, enduku lechavu..?Babai: Em ledu ra nuv light off chesavo ledo chusa ante. Nuv paduko

Balayya Funny Joke - 72Babai made a dishAbbai tasted that dish. N he askd"enti babai kura antha toothpaste la taste osthondi???"

BABAI REPLIED"intlo salt aipoindi ra abbai, mana paste lo uppu undiga anduke!"NUV KEKA BABAI

Balayya Funny Joke - 73abbai: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.Babai: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as I 2 luv u and I was th


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inking, who the 2 are.

Balayya Funny Joke - 74abbai: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?abbai: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.Babai: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.

Balayya Funny Joke - 75Abbai: Babai ne laptop kavaliBabai: tisukuvelluAbbai: chala Baruvuga vundiBabai: Konchem Data delete chesi tisuku velluAbbai: Nuvvu Keka Babai

Balayya Funny Joke - 76Babai: Standing on plat form suddenly jumps on track

Man: potav ra!!!!!!!Babai:poyedi nenu kadu ra nuvvu,train platform medi ki vastundanta!! vinaleda....???

Balayya Funny Joke - 77Doctor: Daily execise cheyali...Babai: Daily Tennis,Cricket adathanu sir kani weight tagatledu...Doctor: akada adathav... ?Babai: Na MOBILE lo.......

Balayya Funny Joke - 78Ones Abbai and Babai are traveling in a CarBabai: puts on the indicator and asks the Abbai to check whether its working r not...JAbbai puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

Balayya Funny Joke - 79Abbai: Enti Babai ala gundramga thiruguthunav.....?Babai: Yemi ledu ra ma frnd ki cal chesta "SWITCH OFF" chesi undi

"TIRIGI PRAYAYHINCHANDI" ani chepindi ra.......Abbai: NI IDEAS ADHURS BABAI..........

Balayya Funny Joke - 80Babai: prajala kosam simhannaita,narasimhanaita,avasaramaite,maro bobbili pulinaita.Abbai: mari manishivi eppudavthav Babai....???


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Balayya Funny Joke - 81Babai is sleeping on railway track and Abbai comes to BabaiAbbai: "babai....nee meeda ninchi rail elte emavutundi telusaa"Babai: "dont worry...emi kaadu"Abbai: "Adenti babai?"Babai: "Naa meeda ninchi flight ellinappude emi kaledu..train ki emavutundi?"

Balayya Funny Joke - 82Balayya Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunaduJr Ntr Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavuBalayya Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke!Jr Ntr Nevvu keka babai!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 83Lecturer asked JR NTR:THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN150 YEARS AGO..?????Jr NTR : BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE

Balayya Funny Joke - 841 girl committed to sucide by hanging to fan in her room....BALAKRISHNA saw her from window nd said"kevalam veladithe saripodu mummy ki cheppu complain ivvamani"

Balayya Funny Joke - 85Balayya proposed to girlbalu: i love u.girl:na cheppu size telusa?balu: abba thondi ippude propose chesa appude shopping ah!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 86Balayya gave a secret password for e-banking: "ram-laxman-sita-hanuman-ravan-spiderman-delhi"...Jnr.NTR : Dude! Why you gave so long password?Balayya : It says that the password should contain at least 5 characters, 1 capital and 1 special character?

Balayya Funny Joke - 87 Balayya went to 9th class exam..invizilator distributed the papers...Balayya is thought toooooooo much for 1 hour..

invizilator-: "paper tuff ga vundhi kadha..?"Balayya-: sir,nenu chadhivina question okati kuda raledhu copy chittilu petti waste.....invizilator-: oree jaffa adhi sixth class paper ra..Balayya rockzzzzzzzzz,


Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..


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Balaya : Endukura ?Ntr : Battery blast avutundantaBalaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu

Balayya Funny Joke - 89Doctor to Balayya : Nee gunde chana neerasanga undi gunde ki badda kalige panulu cheyodduBalayya : Ayithe mee fees kattadam manestaDoctor shockzzz.....Balayya rockzzz.,....

Balayya Funny Joke - 90 Teacher to Balayya: Do you know English?Balayya : YesTeacher: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?BALAYYA: So simple MADAM... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Balayya Funny Joke - 91jr.ntr-:babai ninna enti babai aa chicken shop vadni koti vachav.."endhuku..?"

Balayya-:emledhu ra ninna chicken shop vadni em unavi ani adigithe chicken-65 anadu..nenu 3 KG's chicken adigithe vadu RS.500 anadu ra andhuke..

JR.NTR-: entha moosam babai 65 ani cheppi 500 rupees ki isthada..!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 92Balayya returns the book to the Librarian saying..Balayya: eee book lo charaters vati numbers thappa story emledhu..

Librarian: Librarian slaps Balayya telling voree telephone directory lo neku story em untadhi ra baliga..neee life lo nuv marav ra..

Balayya Funny Joke - 93one day Balayya oka ice cube ni chala sepu nundi observe chestunaadu.Atu vaipu nundi velthuna okathanu em sir em chustunaru ani adigaadu.Balayya : adhem ledhu apatti nundi chustunna ee ice cubelo water ye vaipu nundileak avthundi ani...

That person shocks .. Our balaya rocks.

Balayya Funny Joke - 94Balayya: Pls Give me 5 White Papers.Shop Keepr: But Sir, we have only one paper.Balayya: Its ok give me it, I will take Xerox


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Balayya Funny Joke - 95Balayya singing a song..."ninna kutesinadhi monna kutesinadhi gandu chima"..JR.NTR-: babai nuvuu chimala puta midha kurchunte chimalu kutavemi...

Balayya Funny Joke - 96TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?Balayya: HIJKLMNO !!TEACHER : Idiot What are you talking about?Balayya : Yesterday you said its H to O !

Balayya Funny Joke - 97BALAYYA traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey..........BALAYYA KI MIND BLOCKED...........

Balayya Funny Joke - 98BALAYYA was arrested 4 A road accidentJudge : How Did Accident Occur ?BALAYYA :I Dont Know Sir I Was Sleeping....MOBBU BAAALLIGADU

Balayya Funny Joke - 99BALAYYA'S SON : What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?BALAYYA : U r my son I''m Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential..............BALAYYA SON SHOCKZZZZ

Balayya Funny Joke - 100Balayya in childhood...

Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?Balayya:I Dont know mam.Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?Balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!

teacher shockzBalayya rockzzz!!!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 101Jr ntr :- Babai oka chevi cut cheste em avutundiBalayya :- vinapadaduJr ntr :- mari rendu chevulu cut chesteBalayya :- sarigga kanapadaduJr ntr :- adelaBalayya :- Spets pettukolem kadaJr ntr :- "nuv KEKA BABAI"


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Balayya Funny Joke - 102Babai went to book stallHe asked seller to give one 10th class maths test bookSeller: i didn't 10th class maths test bookBabai : no problem give me 5th class two maths test book

Balayya Funny Joke - 103Babai : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?Abbai : I can eat 8 apples.Babai : you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach, bcoz when you eat the2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.Abbai : wow super joke I'll tell my friend....

Balayya Funny Joke - 104Hitler says :"there is no word like IMPOSSIBLE on my dictionary"..Babai : ippudu cheppi em labham mundu konetappude choosukovali ra jaffa........Babai rocks.........Hitler shocks..........

Balayya Funny Joke - 105Interviewer : What is your date of birth.babai : 10 NovemeberInterviewer : Which year?babai : "O Foolish" every year!!!!Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...babai : Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

Balayya Funny Joke - 106babai :Em car konnavura?Abbai :Peru marchipya babaai.T tho start avutundi.babai :Arey, bhale manchi car konnavuraa.'Tea' tho start avutundaa.Naa car petrol thoonee start avutundi.

Balayya Funny Joke - 107TEACHER: Why are you late?Bulli Babai : Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?

Bulli Babai : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Balayya Funny Joke - 108Babai and Abbai in bar:They r chatting in a bar. Babai says " I can go ten days without sleep".Abbai asks "How can you do that?""Easy, I sleep at night" said Babai


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Balayya Funny Joke - 109 Babai : Do you get upset when i run to flirt with other ladies?Wife: No way! Lots of dogs run towards cars but it doesn't mean that they can drive it.

Balayya Funny Joke - 110Director : U have to jump into swimming pool from 100 th floor.Babai: but I don't know swimmingDirector : Don't there is no waterBabai: water leva aithe PICHEKISTHA

Balayya Funny Joke - 111Abbai : Babai, Water nundi power enduku tistaru?Babai: mentalodaa, ala power tiyakapote snanam chese tappudu shock kodutundi kada ra.....!Abbai: Nuvvu keka Babai..

Balayya Funny Joke - 112Babai: nenna asalu nidara pataledu raAbbai: avuna ekada padukunav babai?B: upper berth lo andukay chala ibbandi feel ayanuAbbai: mari ni lower berth variki request chesi nuvvu kindana paduko vachu gaBabai: adugudamanay anukunna KANI AKKADA EVARU LERU RA!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 113Babai : Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.Abbai . Bathikinda

Babai : Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)

Balayya Funny Joke - 114Babai : arey na bag lo emunnayo chebithe andhulo unna apples anni echestha alage ennunnayo chebithe andhulo unna 6 pplesechesth.Abbai : babai konchem clue esthe cheptha?

Balayya Funny Joke - 115Abbai : Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu?Babai : Side effects rakunda untayani..

Balayya Funny Joke - 116Abbai : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai?Babai : na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna.


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Babai waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want

Lift?

Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..

Balayya Funny Joke - 118Abbai : Gold chain karigiste em vastundi?Babai : Gold vastundiAbbai : Silver chain ni karigisthe??Babai : Silver vastundi..Abbai : Apudu mari CYCLE chaini karigiste cycle vastunda??Babai : Arey naku epudu e idea raledu Yemaina mana vamsam telivaindi raa

Balayya Funny Joke - 119Aghora tells to Babai abt Magadheera.

Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistaduBabai : Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora.?Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Babai

Balayya Funny Joke - 120Okassari Babai Tirupathi konda meda bus lo velthunnadu,Bus lo andaru kuchunte Babai okkade aatu ittu thirgesthunnaduAppudu conductor Babai ni illa addigedduConductor: Babai bus lo inni seats kaligga unnayi kada mari nuvvu atu ittu endukku thiruguthunnavu?Babai : Nenu konda paiki nadichi vasthannani mokkukunanu andukane

Balayya Funny Joke - 121in Africa Safari.. A Lion, jumped on to babai 's wife...wife: Shoot, shoot d loin..babai : wait, Iam putting new 'Baterry into my camera..Silly Baliii...

Balayya Funny Joke - 122Babai in school days:: Teacher: repu suryudi meeda lesson chepthanu, andaru tappakunda ravali.Babai : sorry teachar ma dad antha duram pampinchadu.


Babaibullet proof jacket kakunda domala tera vesukuntaduAbbai: ila enduku ?Babai: indulo domale polev bullets ela potai ??Abbai: nuvvu keka babai!!Driver : sir petrol ayipoindi koncham kuda munduku velladu .Babai: aithe venakki poni intiki veldam.


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Abbai: picchi babai intlo kuda petrol ledu!! Haha..


Abbai Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanuBabai Ela abbaiAbbai Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhiBabai Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500Abbai Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi

Balayya Funny Joke - 125Babai and Abbai went to egypt to see MUMMIES.Babai : annayya chudu enni bandages unnayoedi pakka lorry accident.Abbai : avunu thammudu nuvvu cheppindhi correcte truck number kuda vundhi BC 1760What an idea "Babai "


Babai KI PELLI CHUPULUBabai Entha varaku chadivavuAmmayi: B.ABabai chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona.!!!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 127Another man jumped, he also didnt return.Babai 's conclusion- Manis soluble in water.-:)


Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda?Babai : Tiruvananthapuram.Interviewer: Tell me the spelling?Babai : Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu

Balayya Funny Joke - 129Babai: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to Take Urseat and so I brought it home in my land rover

Balayya Funny Joke - 130Babai n Abbai wrote examafter examBabai: nenu kali paper ichesaAbbai: nenu kuda same babaiBabai: champesav ra .... mana iddaram copy kottam anukuntaremoo..Abbai...babai enti shampoo ni bhujalai rasukuntunna....Babai...arey idi heads and shoulders ra ...Abbai...oh...babai nuvvu keka babai..


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Balayya Funny Joke - 131Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.Balayya Ee shampoo entha?Shopkeeper 110RsBalayya Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?Shopkeeper Emiledu sir.Balayya Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada?mari emi free ledu antaave???

Balayya Funny Joke - 132Jr NTR : kottha phone eppudu konnav babai? Cheppane ledu?Balayya: konaledu ra na girlfriend daggara etthesaJr NTR : girl friend daggara? Piccha neeku..!! Sarle enduku etthav babai?Balayya : aa pille ra eppudu visigisthu untundi "nuv na phone etthava nuv na phone etthava" ani.. Eeroju etthesa!! Papam pichidhi entha santhosham ga untundho!!

Balayya Funny Joke - 133One day Balayya's sister was in tension (she is pregnant) thinking abt whether baby will be girl or boy before operation.

But our Balayya also very much tension at that time... Someone asked him why tension?Am feeling tension whether i will become uncle or aunt?The person shocks..Balaya rocks...

Balayya Funny Joke - 134A FILM DIRECTED BY BALAYYA......

BALAYYA'S NEW MOVIE scene revealed..... Bullets will got suddenly got over in BALAYYA'S gun and a villain came in front of BALAYYA and instantly died ......thin

k wat the scene was.

.BALAYYA shouted DHISHKYAAOON....................

Balayya Funny Joke - 135Balayya went for buying an oil...Shopkeeper : sir best oil teke it...Balayya: dinki free em ledha..?"shopkeeper: emi ledhu sir...Balayya: endhuku abbadham cheptav dinimidha cholestrol free ani undhi...

Balayya Funny Joke - 136Balayya buys a lottery for 1 rupee and he wins the prize of 5million.He goes toreceive the money of 5million..Balayya-: I want my full prize money..lottery seller-: sir they won't give full money at a time..Balayya-: naku okesari kavali isthava leadha...?"


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Balayya Funny Joke - 143Babai : Express train eppudu vastundi..?T.c: 9ki

Babai : Local train eppudu vastundi?Tc.: 1ki

Babai : Goods eppudu vastundi?T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali?

Babai : Track dati avatalaki povali


Babai : Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnaraAbbai : Enduku babai?Babai : Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosamAbbai : Nuvu keka babai

Balayya Funny Joke - 145Babai : Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnaraAbbai : Enduku babai?Babai : Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosamAbbai : Nuvu keka babai

Balayya Funny Joke - 146Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000

and next year it will be 26000.

Babai : Thank you sir. I will join next year..

Balayya Funny Joke - 147abbai: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.Babai: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.


abbai: IIT ki opposite word yenti BabaiBabai: UU coffee Ra

Balayya Funny Joke - 149 abbai: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed collegeBabai: it is Babai Medical College of Engineering


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Balayya Funny Joke - 150Babai was standing near a pond and talking to a frog.Frog: "Babai....you are sooo dumb"Babai: "No.....I am not dumb. I am very smart"Frog: "Nee tho matladi waste"and frogs jumps into waterBabai: "Hey...oorike annaanu. Ee maatram daanike suicide cheskuntava?"

Balayya Funny Joke - 151Balayya-: abbai I got a variety msg now...jR.NTR-: "what is that message?"Balayya-: "battery low"JR.NTR-: forward that message to me also babai..

Balayya Funny Joke - 152BALAYYA: Mobile phone lo MP3 Songs Load cheyyi babu........Servicing Man: Memory card unda sir????BALAYYA: LEDU! Ration Card OK NA????

Balayya Funny Joke - 153JR.NTR-: babai nenu gundu chepichukodaniki cutting shop ki velthuna...Balayya-: agura nenu neeku free ga cutting chepistha..jr.ntr-: babai enti babai governament hospital ku thisukochav??"Balayya-: oree neeku brain operation ani cheppthe valle gunda chestharu gundu chesina tharuvatha em problem ledhu ani chepi vachesthe ayipothadhi..jr.ntr-: babai U are genious...nuv epuddu keka

Balayya Funny Joke - 154Abbai -babai vana vachetappudu merupulu enduku vastai.;-Babai -adi kuda telida jaffaAbbai -teliyadu.Babai -vana kurusthunnappudu bhoomi motham thadisinda ledha ani devudu torchlight vesi chustadura jaffa.Abbai -ninnu minchina vallu leru babai.....

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