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    ACT ONE:

    INT. BOBS BURGERS - DAY

    BOB and LINDA are standing behind the counter prepping up

    for the day as TINA, GENE, and LOUISE are sitting on the

    chairs before heading to school.

    LOUISE

    Dad, you could do better with the

    burger of the day.

    BOB

    The Eggscellent Choice is not that

    bad of a name, Louise. Besides, some

    people put eggs on their burgers.

    LOUISE

    Yeah. Old people.

    GENE

    Break-y for old folks like you needs

    the protein!

    BOB

    Kids! Enough! This burger is going to

    sell big. Breakfast in lunch? Thats

    like, a brunch burger!

    LOUISE

    Save it for the old crowd, dad. Im

    sure theyll be interested.

    Out of nowhere, Linda joins in the conversation.

    LINDA

    What about eggs? That sounds good!

    BOB

    Nothing, Lin. Its just the kids

    calling me old.

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    LINDA

    Aw, Bobby! Youre not old. Youre aged

    to perfection!

    GENE

    Like Parmesan cheese!

    TINA

    And wine.

    BOB

    Thanks, kids.

    Out of the blue, Tina changes the subject. Bob goes into

    the kitchen to fire up the grill.

    TINA

    Oh, did I mention that I finally

    managed to get a date with Jimmy Jr.

    tonight?

    Linda grows excited.

    LINDA

    Oh! Honey, thats great!

    TINA

    I remember when I drank espresso, I

    asked him out on a date and he accepted

    it, but he reminded me yesterday at

    school about it.

    CUT TO:

    INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL FLASHBACK

    Tina is standing at her locker, putting books in and taking

    books out. As she closes her locker, JIMMY JR. appears.

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    JIMMY JR

    Hey, Tina. Could I ask you something?

    TINA

    Sure! What is it?

    JIMMY JR

    Remember when you asked me out on that

    date, but I never went? I was just

    wondering if I could make it up to you

    tomorrow. I feel sort of bad for not

    You know Coming out at 5 A.M.

    TINA

    But of course! I mean Not that I mind.

    5 A.M. was sort of a bad time for the

    both of us, but you know, I was on a

    coffee rush.

    JIMMY JR

    Yeah.

    CUT TO:

    INT. BOBS BURGERS PRESENT

    TINA

    He didnt tell me where we were going,

    but he did tell me the attire.

    LOUISE

    What kind of loser doesnt give

    details?

    GENE

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    It must be a surprise! I love

    surprises! Like the time when Mom found

    out she was pregnant with me!

    LINDA

    That actually was kind of.

    Bob walks out of the kitchen, turning his attention to

    Tina, Gene, and Louise.

    BOB

    You kids havent left yet?

    Tina, Gene, and Louise are on their way out of

    the restaurant to school.

    LOUISE

    Alright, alright! Were going!

    INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL CAFETERIA DAY

    Gene and Louise are walking side by side to the nearest

    lunch table. Suddenly, a pair of arms are wrapped around

    their shoulders. ZEKE appears.

    ZEKE

    Whats up, Belchies? Wheres Tina?

    LOUISE

    Probably attention seeking. Who knows?

    GENE

    Shes a handful!

    Gene, Louise, and Zeke have found a table, taking a seat

    not too far from each other. As they set their food down,

    Zeke gets into conversation mode.

    ZEKE

    Lets get serious. Are you aware of my

    bro and Tina going on a date?

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    LOUISE

    We had to hear about it this morning.

    ZEKE

    Alright, but Im going to need you twoto help me out in person. Not just give

    the details and run off.

    GENE

    But thats hard!

    ZEKE

    Not really. Face it; I know about J-Ju,

    you guys know about Tina. Its a win-

    win deal!

    LOUISE

    Well do it for a price.

    GENE

    Ten dollars!

    LOUISE

    Twenty.

    GENE

    Now thats a priceyou cant deny!

    ZEKE

    Could you guys please not charge?

    Moneystight where Im from.

    GENE

    Waive the fee!

    LOUISE

    Fine! You dont have to pay.

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    ZEKE

    So, heres the plan. At around sixthirty tonight, I want you to meet me

    at Wonder Wharf. Theyre going to some

    restaurant not too far for seven.

    GENE

    Hes wining and dining the woman!

    ZEKE

    I heard his dad owns part of the

    franchise, so he eats for free.

    GENE

    What a bargain!

    LOUISE

    Will you just get to the serious part

    now?

    ZEKE

    We have to dress up.

    Gene falls onto his knees.

    GENE

    Nooooo!

    He sits himself back on the seat of the table.

    GENE (CONTD)

    Sorry, you were saying?

    ZEKE

    It calls for formal attire, which

    sucks. So, you gotta put on your best

    attire to get in.

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    LOUISE

    Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

    ZEKE

    Then we got this!

    INT. BOBS BURGERS DAY

    MORT and TEDDY are sitting on the bar stools as they glue

    their eyes to the television.

    TEDDY

    Hey, Bobby. What are you doing tonight?

    Bob is seen wiping the table. He stops to talk with Teddy.

    BOB

    Nothings going on tonight, Teddy. Why?

    TEDDY

    I dont know. Im just curious. Say,

    Bobby. Your burger of the day is

    scrumptious. A scrambled egg in a

    burger? Now thats good.

    BOB

    Im glad someone appreciates it. The

    kids didnt really like the idea.

    MORT

    Bob, you know adding various foods into

    your burger could really higher your

    earnings.

    BOB

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    Really? I thought that was for other

    restaurant and not for burgers.

    MORT

    Well, you can make it happen.

    TEDDY

    You should try adding in ham and call

    it the Ill Ham It To Ya burger.

    BOB

    Thanks, Teddy, but Im going to pass on

    that. Besides, Im just going to take

    it easy today. Its Friday.

    TEDDY

    But, Bobby, I could

    Bob interrupts Teddy from speaking another word.

    BOB

    I get it!

    EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD AFTERNOON

    Gene and Louise are walking home from school, talking about

    Tina and her disappearance. They approach the restaurant.

    LOUISE

    Its like we didnt have to deal with

    Tina all day today. Whats her deal?

    GENE

    She really likes dates! I dont know

    what her deal with fruit is!

    LOUISE

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    Do you not remember what Zeke told us

    earlier?

    Gene ponders.

    GENE

    Oh, now I do!

    From a distance, Tina and Jimmy Jr. are talking.

    TINA

    So, Ill see you tonight?

    JIMMY JR

    Yeah.

    Tina waves to Jimmy Jr. as he enters into his restaurant as

    Tina walks across the street to meet up with Gene and

    Louise. Tina is seen with a smile on her face.

    TINA

    I finally asked Jimmy Jr. out on a

    date!

    LOUISE

    I thought you already told us.

    TINA

    Yeah, but I didnt tell you where were

    going. Its that new restaurant down

    the street from Wonder Wharf. I forgot

    the name, but it sounds French.

    LOUISE

    How wonderful!

    GENE

    I bet their napkins are clothed and the

    water is really chilly!

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    TINA

    I hear its a great establishment.

    Tina walks into the restaurant while Gene and Louise are

    still standing outside.

    LOUISE

    So it sounds French, eh?

    GENE

    We cant let Tina find out? What will

    we do if she does?

    Gene starts panicking, only having Louise gripping her hand

    onto his shoulders.

    LOUISE

    Stop overreacting! Were going to find

    out eventually. By following them.

    GENE

    Okay, thats better.

    END OF ACT ONE

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    ACT TWO

    INT. TINAS BEDROOM EVENING

    Linda and Tina are sitting in the room picking out a nicefitting dress for the event.

    LINDA

    I cant believe my teeny Tinas going

    on her first date! My babys growing up

    too fast!

    TINA

    I cant believe he remembered about it,

    though. Even I couldnt.

    LINDA

    And thats okay! It means he cares for

    you is all! Other than you know The

    Pesto family name. Your father cant

    stand it!

    Linda chuckles, pulling out a pink dress with puffy

    sleeves. Linda shows her the dress.

    LINDA (CONTD)

    Ooh! This ones nice!

    TINA

    No.

    Linda takes out a fuchsia colored dressed with a matching

    sash on it.

    LINDA

    How about this one? So pretty!

    TINA

    Not really. I was after two guys while

    wearing it. Im a one-man woman now.

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    LINDA

    Thats my one-man girl!

    Linda gasps excitedly, taking out a light pink, sleeveless,

    summer dress. She feels good about this dress since it

    comes with a very comfortable clothing fabric.

    TINA

    Yes. That one. I want that one.

    LINDA

    I was hoping you would choose that one.

    TINA

    I know I wear pink dresses all the

    time, but Ive been told that I look

    beautiful in them.

    LINDA

    Youve always been beautiful, honey.

    Linda pulls Tinas head to her chest in a hug, nuzzling her

    head onto Tinas head with a smile on her face.

    LINDA (CONTD)

    Mommy loves you very much, and mommy

    cares about you. Now go out there and

    show Jimmy Jr. what youre made of!

    Linda lets go of Tina. Holding onto her shoulders.

    LINDA (CONTD)

    But not without perfume!

    TINA

    Okay.

    Linda takes the nearby perfume, spraying it all over Tina.

    Tina coughs in response to how much Linda sprays, but it is

    only because its Lindas favorite perfume.

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    Meanwhile, Bob sits on the couch watching television with

    Gene and Louise not present. Linda grabs Bobs attention by

    walking in.

    LINDA

    Ba ba ba ba ba baaaa! And now, heres

    little miss beautiful Tina!

    Tina comes walking into the Belcher living room, wearing

    the light pink dress with a matching belt and white flats.

    She is shown smiling with excitement.

    TINA

    How do I look?

    Bob turns to Tinas direction.

    BOB

    You look great, but Why Pestos son?

    TINA

    Dad, Jimmy Jr. isnt a bad person.

    Besides, he has utmost respect for you,

    even if his dad teases you.

    BOB

    He said that?

    TINA

    He even told Gene and Louise.

    LINDA

    Speaking of Gene and Louise, where are

    they?

    EXT. WONDER WHARF EVENING

    Gene and Louise wait outside at Wonder Wharf dressed up.

    Gene is wearing his tuxedo shirt with his shorts while

    Louise finds a dressier alternative to her green dress.

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    LOUISE

    Where is he? Ive been waiting!

    GENE

    Its not even six thirty yet.

    Zeke is seen pacing his way to meet up with Gene and

    Louise. Taking a second to catch his breath when he does

    get to Gene and Louise, he takes one more deep breath

    before talking.

    ZEKE

    Glad you could make it!

    LOUISE

    No, glad you could make it! Youre

    late.

    ZEKE

    Im actually a minute early. Alright,

    so, you gotta plan?

    LOUISE

    I say we wait for the two to approach,and then we follow them. Tina didnt

    give us the name of the restaurant.

    GENE

    Its like she knows what were

    thinking! She has tele mind reading

    thing of a talent!

    LOUISE

    You mean telekinesis.

    GENE

    Yeah! That!

    Louise sighs as a reaction.

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    ZEKE

    So when you hear footsteps, just hide.

    Its as easy as that. If they see a

    shadow, then you know somethin is up.

    LOUISE

    We get it.

    INT. BELCHER LIVING ROOM EVENING

    A few door knocks are heard, causing Linda to grow excited.

    LINDA

    Oh, Tina! I think your beau is here!

    TINA

    Coming!

    Tina speed walks from her room to the staircase, carefully

    making her way down to the door. As she opens the door, her

    eyes widen and she gasps lightly from his appearance. Jimmy

    Jr. is seen in a white button-down dress shirt alongside a

    black tie, his hair styled the right way, which looked

    similar to his everyday hairstyle. Jimmy Jr. is alsocarrying a dozen roses with a shy, yet small smile on his

    face.

    JIMMY JR

    Hey, Tina.

    Still trying to take it all in, she sighs.

    TINA

    Hey, Jimmy Jr.

    JIMMY JR

    For you, mlady.

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    He smiles a little bigger, handing her the dozen roses. She

    smiles in response, taking in the rosy scent.

    TINA

    Such a gentleman.

    Tina places the roses into an empty water-filled vase to

    keep the roses fresh. Tina then turns her attention to

    Jimmy Jr.

    JIMMY JR

    Ready to go?

    Tina clutches her arm around Jimmy Jr. as an escort.

    Looking up with a smile on her face, Tina then nods.

    TINA

    Of course.

    INT. BELCHER LIVING ROOM EVENING

    As the door shuts, Linda walks in with alcoholic beverages

    and two wine glasses.

    LINDA

    Hey, Bobby. The kids are gone. You know

    what that means! Party time! Whoo!

    BOB

    Not tonight, Lin. Just because the kids

    arent home doesnt mean were doing

    that.

    Linda is filling the wine glasses with red wine to start

    off with. She hands over the glass to Bob.

    LINDA

    But, Bobby. This is one of the only

    nights to ourselves. Come on! Live a

    little!

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    We gotta go in there.

    LOUISE

    Why? I thought we were sneaking on

    them!

    ZEKE

    We are, but we gotta see the action.

    Thats why I packed on my formal

    clothing.

    GENE

    Which is even better!

    Tina and Jimmy Jr. walk into an elegant dim-lit restaurant

    with the sound of piano lounge jazz playing in the

    background. The HOST looks up, recognizing Jimmy Jr.

    HOST

    Oh, you must be Mr. Pestos son. Allow

    me to your table.

    TINA

    Wow, the service is fast here.

    JIMMY JR

    My dad knows the owner, so everything

    is pretty much in good hands.

    TINA

    Thats great to know!

    The host finds a table for the two, walking away afterplacing the menus down. Jimmy Jr. then pushes the chair out

    offering Tina to sit on it.

    TINA (CONTD)

    Thank you.

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    Pushing her closer into the table, Jimmy Jr. takes his spot

    across from her. From the entrance come in Gene, Louise and

    Zeke. A different HOSTESS walks up to the table.

    ZEKE

    Table for three, please.

    HOSTESS

    Arent you three the cutest! Allow me

    to bring you to the kids section!

    LOUISE

    Lady, this is big. We know the owner.

    Im sure hed let us sit wherever we

    wanted us to.

    ZEKE

    Im the owners friends sons best

    friend if you wanted more info.

    HOSTESS

    Okay, okay. Follow me to your table

    then!

    As Gene, Louise, and Zeke walk their way to the table, Zekeeyes over at Tina and Jimmy Jr., who are laughing from a

    distance. Zeke only hopes the two dont notice him. The

    hostess then shows Gene, Louise, and Zeke a booth with the

    menus placed down.

    HOSTESS (CONTD)

    Enjoy!

    As the hostess walks away, Louise deeply sighs.

    LOUISE

    Yeah, yeah. Have fun with your job.

    Hey, Im going to use the ladys room.

    Louise walks away from the table as Gene and Zeke

    eye at the menu.

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    ZEKE

    My mouths waterin for that steak! How

    bout you, Genie in a bottle?

    GENE

    Oh man. I didnt even eat! Youre

    tempting me!

    ZEKE

    It comes with french fries.

    GENE

    Damn it! Count me in!

    The WAITER approaches the booth with sincere behavior.

    WAITER

    What can I get both of you gentlemen

    this evening? We have our soup du jour

    along with

    GENE

    Two steak meals! With soda!

    ZEKE

    Medium rare!

    GENE

    With a lot of fries!

    The waiter chuckles at Gene and Zekes enthusiasm.

    WAITER

    But of course! Itll be ready in no

    time!

    The waiter walks away from the booth to give the order.

    Zeke looks over to Jimmy Jr. who is walking away from the

    table. Watching this gives Zeke an opportunity.

    ZEKE

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    Imma go over there and place somethin

    on the table.

    Gene raises an eyebrow as Zeke pulls out a pack of mints

    from his pocket.

    GENE

    Mints? Why mints?

    ZEKE

    Why not? You gotta pack a mint, bro!

    You never know what happens on these

    dates.

    GENE

    Oh!

    Luckily for Zeke, Jimmy Jr. was out of the picture and Tina

    was too distracted by staring at the bathroom hallway

    waiting for Jimmy Jr.s return. Zeke quietly places the

    mints onto the table, getting away with not being caught.

    Zeke returns to the table satisfied.

    ZEKE

    Done and done!

    GENE

    That looked like a piece of cake!

    ZEKE

    You mean a piece of steak?

    GENE

    Mmm.

    Jimmy Jr. returns from the bathroom about a minute after

    Zeke placed the mints onto the table. Confused, Jimmy Jr.

    looks down at the mint pack.

    JIMMY JR

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    Mints? Hm. Thats odd. They dont give

    these out until after.

    TINA

    I think its unique! Look, Jimmy Jr., I

    cant thank you enough for everything

    youve already done for me tonight.

    JIMMY JR

    Its the least I can do. I mean, the

    pleasures all mine.

    Tina places her hand onto Jimmy Jr.s hand. Jimmy Jr.s

    eyes widen in surprise.

    TINA

    I dont think any other guy would treat

    me with this much chivalry. Youre a

    great guy who Im very happy to have

    known throughout.

    Without warning, he places his other hand on top of hers

    with a smile.

    JIMMY JR

    You deserve it.

    The two smile and focus on each other motionless until the

    waiter approaches their table with the food.

    WAITER

    Grilled salmon?

    JIMMY JR

    Yes, sir. Thank you.

    The waiter places two grilled salmon orders down onto the

    table. Tina and Jimmy Jr. start eating. Meanwhile at the

    booth, Louise returns from the bathroom.

    GENE

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    Finally! What did you do in there?

    LOUISE

    Its my business, not yours.

    GENE

    Sheesh! Oh man, you shouldve seen what

    went on!

    Before Louise knows it, the waiter approaches with two

    steak orders.

    ZEKE

    Hell yeah!

    LOUISE

    Are you kidding me? You guys ordered

    food? Thats like fifteen dollars an

    entre! Whats wrong with you two!

    ZEKE

    We wanted to sink our teeth into meat!

    Zeke takes an obnoxious bite off of the steak, letting it

    melt into his mouth as he swallows.

    ZEKE (CONTD)

    Cooked to perfection!

    GENE

    Mmm! Zeke, my man! You know steak!

    Louise pulls her bunny ears down in frustration.

    END OF ACT TWO

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    ACT THREE

    INT. BELCHER LIVING ROOM NIGHT

    Bob and Linda are slightly intoxicated, laughing at stupid

    jokes and whatever is on TV.

    LINDA

    Hey. Hey Bob. We should We should go

    for another round of schnapps. Or

    absinthe. Your choice.

    BOB

    How about How about we mix the two

    together? I mean it doesnt sound it

    doesnt sound bad.

    Linda laughs obnoxiously, taking the schnapps and absinthe,

    pouring it into her glass. She takes a swig and suddenly

    loses control.

    LINDA

    Now dont put too much absinthe, Bobby.

    I just Whoa!

    BOB

    Let me Let me try it.

    Bob pours a drink for himself, taking a drink. His eyes

    widen in excitement.

    BOB (CONTD)

    Lin This is This is great! Wow, you

    should be like a mixologist or

    something.

    Linda stands up with her legs wobbling. She holds onto the

    couch armrests for support.

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    LINDA

    Hey Bobby! Bobby, look! Im flying!

    Bob mimics her actions.

    BOB

    Let me try. Oh my god, this is fun.

    Bob and Linda laugh at each other until Linda throws up

    onto the floor. Bob starts to panic.

    BOB (CONTD)

    Not on the carpet, Lin! I-

    Seconds later, Bob starts throwing up, feeling wobbly and

    woozy himself.

    BOB (CONTD)

    Oh God! Im going to pass out! Oh my

    God! Im falling!

    Bob collapses to the floor, landing on the pile of throw up

    below him. Linda screams in fear.

    LINDA

    Bobby! Okay Im just Im going to

    take a nap too. Good night.

    Linda lies on the floor away from Bob, falling asleep after

    seconds. Linda is then heard snoring heavily.

    EXT. CHEZ FEZ NIGHT

    Tina and Jimmy Jr. are seen walking out of the restaurant,

    both with smiles on their faces. Feeling confident, Tinalooks over to Jimmy Jr. to start a conversation.

    TINA

    Im having a great time. I really am.

    Tina then lies her head onto Jimmy Jr.s shoulder. Jimmy

    Jr. smiles in response.

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    JIMMY JR

    Im glad, but to be honest with you, I

    thought you were going to say no.

    TINA

    Jimmy Jr., why would I ever say no to

    you? Ive been waiting for this night

    for just about my whole life.

    JIMMY JR

    But why did you choose me? Im not

    worth it.

    TINA

    You are! Jimmy Jr., you have no idea

    how much Ive wanted this night to

    happen.

    Jimmy Jr. is taken by surprise by Tina.

    JIMMY JR

    I never knew I meant this much to you.

    TINA

    But you do.

    As Tina and Jimmy Jr. continue to walk, Jimmy Jr.s hand

    holds Tinas hand, taking her by surprise. Tina looks over

    to Jimmy Jr. with a grin on her face. He returns the favor

    by smiling back at her. Behind them is Gene, Louise and

    Zeke, who were following the duo.

    LOUISE

    I still cant believe you clowns wasted

    thirty-five dollars on nothing!

    GENE

    That steak was definitely worth it!

    ZEKE

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    Hey now, dont go hollerin over food

    now. You know theyre like a hundred or

    so feet from us.

    LOUISE

    But we couldve

    Zeke stops Louise mid-sentence by placing his finger onto

    her lips. Louise responds with a glare, pulling herself

    away.

    LOUISE (CONTD)

    Dont. Touch Me. Ever.

    GENE

    Shes usually like that.

    ZEKE

    So what I did was tell J-Ju what to

    say. He just really wants to kiss your

    sister.

    GENE

    I knew it!

    LOUISE

    But Tinas wanted to kiss him again

    since her birthday party.

    ZEKE

    Whoa, hold up! They kissed before?

    LOUISE

    Yeah! I was her kissing coordinator

    back when she turned thirteen, and that

    kiss was awkward to watch.

    GENE

    I was there too!

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    ZEKE

    Oh yeah, thats right. I remember now.

    I was his wingman the past couple of

    times.

    Tina and Jimmy Jr. continue to walk hand-in-hand on their

    way back to the restaurant. As it turns out, they were not

    too far from their destination, but little did Tina know,

    they werent going to the restaurant.

    TINA

    Wait, Jimmy Jr. The restaurants

    JIMMY JR

    I have something to show you.

    Jimmy Jr. gently drags Tina to the Wonder Wharf pier. Not

    wanting to wait any longer, he takes her to the dock. When

    Tina approaches, she gasps in surprise as an array of

    lights guide her through the end of the dock. Candles are

    lit, as well as rose petals in the shape of a heart.

    TINA

    Wow Jimmy Jr., this is beautiful!

    She runs her way to see everything. Her eyes glow at howwell prepared this had been. Jimmy Jr. follows her from

    behind.

    JIMMY JR

    Its not as beautiful

    TINA

    But it is. I love it so much!

    Jimmy Jr. holds onto her hands and looks into Tinas eyes.

    JIMMY JR

    No, Tina. What I was trying to say was

    that It isnt as beautiful as you are.

    Tinas eyes widen in surprise.

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    TINA

    Do you really mean it?

    JIMMY JR

    Does this answer your question?

    Jimmy Jr. takes Tina by surprise by dipping her close to

    the ground. His lips lean closer into pressing against hers

    in a kiss. Tinas eyes widen by surprise. Soon, she melts

    into the kiss. Her arms wrap around his neck as Jimmy Jr.s

    hands are attached to her waist. Seconds later, he pulls up

    from the kiss, smiling at Tina.

    TINA

    That answered my question.

    JIMMY JR

    I was hoping that would.

    Without warning coming from Tina, she holds onto Jimmy

    Jr.s shoulders, pulling him in for a second kiss. This

    time, Tina pops a leg in response with her arms tightly

    wrapped around him. She pulls away with a light chuckle.

    TINA

    Sorry It was the heat of the moment. I

    was just

    JIMMY JR

    I was hoping youd retaliate.

    TINA

    Hey, its getting pretty late. Weshould head home.

    Jimmy Jr. offers his arm for Tina to wrap her arm around to

    clutch on. As they head home, the two hug one last time

    before returning. Zeke, Gene, and Louise are behind Jimmy

    Pestos pizzeria.

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    ZEKE

    Hey, thanks again for helpin me with

    stuff. I couldnt have done it without

    ya; although, there wasnt much to be

    done.

    GENE

    And thanks again for the food! Ten out

    of ten! Would recommend!

    LOUISE

    Yeah, yeah. Were going to head home

    before Tina does.

    Gene and Louise make their way home, just in time to makeit in before Tina notices.

    INT. THE NEXT DAY BELCHER LIVING ROOM DAY

    Bob and Linda still remain on the living room floor. Gene,

    who is in his pajamas, walks in on the two while on his way

    to get cereal for breakfast. He screams, waking up Tina and

    Louise.

    GENE

    AHHHHH! Mom and Dad are dead!

    Tina and Louise rush into the living room, only ending up

    in the two screaming along with Gene.Gene goes to grab the

    closest phone, yelling to himself.

    GENE

    9-1-1! 9-1-1!

    As Gene is a second away from dialing 911, Gene hearsgroggy moaning coming from Bob and Linda. He screams again.

    GENE

    AHHHHH!! Mom and dad are zombie-fied!

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    TINA

    Zombies? Where?

    BOB

    No, Gene! Were not!

    Bob feels a sharp pain in his head.

    BOB

    Ow!

    Linda then wakes up with her hand on her head as well. She

    groans.

    LINDA

    Wha? Where am I? What year is it?

    BOB

    Were in the present, Lin.

    LINDA

    Oh man. What did we do last night?

    Bobby, theres schnapps all over.

    BOB

    You Okay, you know what? I dont care.

    We should just drink up the orange

    juice.

    LINDA

    Kids, get your mommy some water. Orange

    juice doesnt work.

    BOB

    Vitamin C! Waters for babies.

    LINDA

    Go! Go!

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    Tina runs to the kitchen the grab a cold cup of water for

    Linda within seconds.

    TINA

    Here you go, Mom.

    LINDA

    Thanks, baby.

    She starts patting on the top of Tinas head.

    LINDA (CONTD)

    How was your date?

    TINA

    It was amazing.

    LINDA

    Aww!

    Linda hugs Tina tight as Gene and Louise eye at each other

    with a suggestive smile.

    LOUISE

    What did you guys do last night?

    BOB

    Does it matter?

    Louise grabs the carton of orange juice from the table.

    LOUISE

    Well Think fast!

    Louise throws the carton of orange juice like a football to

    Gene, with Bob frustrated.

    END OF EPISODE


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