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ACT ONE:
INT. BOBS BURGERS - DAY
BOB and LINDA are standing behind the counter prepping up
for the day as TINA, GENE, and LOUISE are sitting on the
chairs before heading to school.
LOUISE
Dad, you could do better with the
burger of the day.
BOB
The Eggscellent Choice is not that
bad of a name, Louise. Besides, some
people put eggs on their burgers.
LOUISE
Yeah. Old people.
GENE
Break-y for old folks like you needs
the protein!
BOB
Kids! Enough! This burger is going to
sell big. Breakfast in lunch? Thats
like, a brunch burger!
LOUISE
Save it for the old crowd, dad. Im
sure theyll be interested.
Out of nowhere, Linda joins in the conversation.
LINDA
What about eggs? That sounds good!
BOB
Nothing, Lin. Its just the kids
calling me old.
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LINDA
Aw, Bobby! Youre not old. Youre aged
to perfection!
GENE
Like Parmesan cheese!
TINA
And wine.
BOB
Thanks, kids.
Out of the blue, Tina changes the subject. Bob goes into
the kitchen to fire up the grill.
TINA
Oh, did I mention that I finally
managed to get a date with Jimmy Jr.
tonight?
Linda grows excited.
LINDA
Oh! Honey, thats great!
TINA
I remember when I drank espresso, I
asked him out on a date and he accepted
it, but he reminded me yesterday at
school about it.
CUT TO:
INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL FLASHBACK
Tina is standing at her locker, putting books in and taking
books out. As she closes her locker, JIMMY JR. appears.
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JIMMY JR
Hey, Tina. Could I ask you something?
TINA
Sure! What is it?
JIMMY JR
Remember when you asked me out on that
date, but I never went? I was just
wondering if I could make it up to you
tomorrow. I feel sort of bad for not
You know Coming out at 5 A.M.
TINA
But of course! I mean Not that I mind.
5 A.M. was sort of a bad time for the
both of us, but you know, I was on a
coffee rush.
JIMMY JR
Yeah.
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INT. BOBS BURGERS PRESENT
TINA
He didnt tell me where we were going,
but he did tell me the attire.
LOUISE
What kind of loser doesnt give
details?
GENE
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It must be a surprise! I love
surprises! Like the time when Mom found
out she was pregnant with me!
LINDA
That actually was kind of.
Bob walks out of the kitchen, turning his attention to
Tina, Gene, and Louise.
BOB
You kids havent left yet?
Tina, Gene, and Louise are on their way out of
the restaurant to school.
LOUISE
Alright, alright! Were going!
INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL CAFETERIA DAY
Gene and Louise are walking side by side to the nearest
lunch table. Suddenly, a pair of arms are wrapped around
their shoulders. ZEKE appears.
ZEKE
Whats up, Belchies? Wheres Tina?
LOUISE
Probably attention seeking. Who knows?
GENE
Shes a handful!
Gene, Louise, and Zeke have found a table, taking a seat
not too far from each other. As they set their food down,
Zeke gets into conversation mode.
ZEKE
Lets get serious. Are you aware of my
bro and Tina going on a date?
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LOUISE
We had to hear about it this morning.
ZEKE
Alright, but Im going to need you twoto help me out in person. Not just give
the details and run off.
GENE
But thats hard!
ZEKE
Not really. Face it; I know about J-Ju,
you guys know about Tina. Its a win-
win deal!
LOUISE
Well do it for a price.
GENE
Ten dollars!
LOUISE
Twenty.
GENE
Now thats a priceyou cant deny!
ZEKE
Could you guys please not charge?
Moneystight where Im from.
GENE
Waive the fee!
LOUISE
Fine! You dont have to pay.
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ZEKE
So, heres the plan. At around sixthirty tonight, I want you to meet me
at Wonder Wharf. Theyre going to some
restaurant not too far for seven.
GENE
Hes wining and dining the woman!
ZEKE
I heard his dad owns part of the
franchise, so he eats for free.
GENE
What a bargain!
LOUISE
Will you just get to the serious part
now?
ZEKE
We have to dress up.
Gene falls onto his knees.
GENE
Nooooo!
He sits himself back on the seat of the table.
GENE (CONTD)
Sorry, you were saying?
ZEKE
It calls for formal attire, which
sucks. So, you gotta put on your best
attire to get in.
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LOUISE
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
ZEKE
Then we got this!
INT. BOBS BURGERS DAY
MORT and TEDDY are sitting on the bar stools as they glue
their eyes to the television.
TEDDY
Hey, Bobby. What are you doing tonight?
Bob is seen wiping the table. He stops to talk with Teddy.
BOB
Nothings going on tonight, Teddy. Why?
TEDDY
I dont know. Im just curious. Say,
Bobby. Your burger of the day is
scrumptious. A scrambled egg in a
burger? Now thats good.
BOB
Im glad someone appreciates it. The
kids didnt really like the idea.
MORT
Bob, you know adding various foods into
your burger could really higher your
earnings.
BOB
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Really? I thought that was for other
restaurant and not for burgers.
MORT
Well, you can make it happen.
TEDDY
You should try adding in ham and call
it the Ill Ham It To Ya burger.
BOB
Thanks, Teddy, but Im going to pass on
that. Besides, Im just going to take
it easy today. Its Friday.
TEDDY
But, Bobby, I could
Bob interrupts Teddy from speaking another word.
BOB
I get it!
EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD AFTERNOON
Gene and Louise are walking home from school, talking about
Tina and her disappearance. They approach the restaurant.
LOUISE
Its like we didnt have to deal with
Tina all day today. Whats her deal?
GENE
She really likes dates! I dont know
what her deal with fruit is!
LOUISE
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Do you not remember what Zeke told us
earlier?
Gene ponders.
GENE
Oh, now I do!
From a distance, Tina and Jimmy Jr. are talking.
TINA
So, Ill see you tonight?
JIMMY JR
Yeah.
Tina waves to Jimmy Jr. as he enters into his restaurant as
Tina walks across the street to meet up with Gene and
Louise. Tina is seen with a smile on her face.
TINA
I finally asked Jimmy Jr. out on a
date!
LOUISE
I thought you already told us.
TINA
Yeah, but I didnt tell you where were
going. Its that new restaurant down
the street from Wonder Wharf. I forgot
the name, but it sounds French.
LOUISE
How wonderful!
GENE
I bet their napkins are clothed and the
water is really chilly!
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TINA
I hear its a great establishment.
Tina walks into the restaurant while Gene and Louise are
still standing outside.
LOUISE
So it sounds French, eh?
GENE
We cant let Tina find out? What will
we do if she does?
Gene starts panicking, only having Louise gripping her hand
onto his shoulders.
LOUISE
Stop overreacting! Were going to find
out eventually. By following them.
GENE
Okay, thats better.
END OF ACT ONE
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ACT TWO
INT. TINAS BEDROOM EVENING
Linda and Tina are sitting in the room picking out a nicefitting dress for the event.
LINDA
I cant believe my teeny Tinas going
on her first date! My babys growing up
too fast!
TINA
I cant believe he remembered about it,
though. Even I couldnt.
LINDA
And thats okay! It means he cares for
you is all! Other than you know The
Pesto family name. Your father cant
stand it!
Linda chuckles, pulling out a pink dress with puffy
sleeves. Linda shows her the dress.
LINDA (CONTD)
Ooh! This ones nice!
TINA
No.
Linda takes out a fuchsia colored dressed with a matching
sash on it.
LINDA
How about this one? So pretty!
TINA
Not really. I was after two guys while
wearing it. Im a one-man woman now.
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LINDA
Thats my one-man girl!
Linda gasps excitedly, taking out a light pink, sleeveless,
summer dress. She feels good about this dress since it
comes with a very comfortable clothing fabric.
TINA
Yes. That one. I want that one.
LINDA
I was hoping you would choose that one.
TINA
I know I wear pink dresses all the
time, but Ive been told that I look
beautiful in them.
LINDA
Youve always been beautiful, honey.
Linda pulls Tinas head to her chest in a hug, nuzzling her
head onto Tinas head with a smile on her face.
LINDA (CONTD)
Mommy loves you very much, and mommy
cares about you. Now go out there and
show Jimmy Jr. what youre made of!
Linda lets go of Tina. Holding onto her shoulders.
LINDA (CONTD)
But not without perfume!
TINA
Okay.
Linda takes the nearby perfume, spraying it all over Tina.
Tina coughs in response to how much Linda sprays, but it is
only because its Lindas favorite perfume.
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Meanwhile, Bob sits on the couch watching television with
Gene and Louise not present. Linda grabs Bobs attention by
walking in.
LINDA
Ba ba ba ba ba baaaa! And now, heres
little miss beautiful Tina!
Tina comes walking into the Belcher living room, wearing
the light pink dress with a matching belt and white flats.
She is shown smiling with excitement.
TINA
How do I look?
Bob turns to Tinas direction.
BOB
You look great, but Why Pestos son?
TINA
Dad, Jimmy Jr. isnt a bad person.
Besides, he has utmost respect for you,
even if his dad teases you.
BOB
He said that?
TINA
He even told Gene and Louise.
LINDA
Speaking of Gene and Louise, where are
they?
EXT. WONDER WHARF EVENING
Gene and Louise wait outside at Wonder Wharf dressed up.
Gene is wearing his tuxedo shirt with his shorts while
Louise finds a dressier alternative to her green dress.
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LOUISE
Where is he? Ive been waiting!
GENE
Its not even six thirty yet.
Zeke is seen pacing his way to meet up with Gene and
Louise. Taking a second to catch his breath when he does
get to Gene and Louise, he takes one more deep breath
before talking.
ZEKE
Glad you could make it!
LOUISE
No, glad you could make it! Youre
late.
ZEKE
Im actually a minute early. Alright,
so, you gotta plan?
LOUISE
I say we wait for the two to approach,and then we follow them. Tina didnt
give us the name of the restaurant.
GENE
Its like she knows what were
thinking! She has tele mind reading
thing of a talent!
LOUISE
You mean telekinesis.
GENE
Yeah! That!
Louise sighs as a reaction.
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ZEKE
So when you hear footsteps, just hide.
Its as easy as that. If they see a
shadow, then you know somethin is up.
LOUISE
We get it.
INT. BELCHER LIVING ROOM EVENING
A few door knocks are heard, causing Linda to grow excited.
LINDA
Oh, Tina! I think your beau is here!
TINA
Coming!
Tina speed walks from her room to the staircase, carefully
making her way down to the door. As she opens the door, her
eyes widen and she gasps lightly from his appearance. Jimmy
Jr. is seen in a white button-down dress shirt alongside a
black tie, his hair styled the right way, which looked
similar to his everyday hairstyle. Jimmy Jr. is alsocarrying a dozen roses with a shy, yet small smile on his
face.
JIMMY JR
Hey, Tina.
Still trying to take it all in, she sighs.
TINA
Hey, Jimmy Jr.
JIMMY JR
For you, mlady.
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He smiles a little bigger, handing her the dozen roses. She
smiles in response, taking in the rosy scent.
TINA
Such a gentleman.
Tina places the roses into an empty water-filled vase to
keep the roses fresh. Tina then turns her attention to
Jimmy Jr.
JIMMY JR
Ready to go?
Tina clutches her arm around Jimmy Jr. as an escort.
Looking up with a smile on her face, Tina then nods.
TINA
Of course.
INT. BELCHER LIVING ROOM EVENING
As the door shuts, Linda walks in with alcoholic beverages
and two wine glasses.
LINDA
Hey, Bobby. The kids are gone. You know
what that means! Party time! Whoo!
BOB
Not tonight, Lin. Just because the kids
arent home doesnt mean were doing
that.
Linda is filling the wine glasses with red wine to start
off with. She hands over the glass to Bob.
LINDA
But, Bobby. This is one of the only
nights to ourselves. Come on! Live a
little!
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We gotta go in there.
LOUISE
Why? I thought we were sneaking on
them!
ZEKE
We are, but we gotta see the action.
Thats why I packed on my formal
clothing.
GENE
Which is even better!
Tina and Jimmy Jr. walk into an elegant dim-lit restaurant
with the sound of piano lounge jazz playing in the
background. The HOST looks up, recognizing Jimmy Jr.
HOST
Oh, you must be Mr. Pestos son. Allow
me to your table.
TINA
Wow, the service is fast here.
JIMMY JR
My dad knows the owner, so everything
is pretty much in good hands.
TINA
Thats great to know!
The host finds a table for the two, walking away afterplacing the menus down. Jimmy Jr. then pushes the chair out
offering Tina to sit on it.
TINA (CONTD)
Thank you.
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Pushing her closer into the table, Jimmy Jr. takes his spot
across from her. From the entrance come in Gene, Louise and
Zeke. A different HOSTESS walks up to the table.
ZEKE
Table for three, please.
HOSTESS
Arent you three the cutest! Allow me
to bring you to the kids section!
LOUISE
Lady, this is big. We know the owner.
Im sure hed let us sit wherever we
wanted us to.
ZEKE
Im the owners friends sons best
friend if you wanted more info.
HOSTESS
Okay, okay. Follow me to your table
then!
As Gene, Louise, and Zeke walk their way to the table, Zekeeyes over at Tina and Jimmy Jr., who are laughing from a
distance. Zeke only hopes the two dont notice him. The
hostess then shows Gene, Louise, and Zeke a booth with the
menus placed down.
HOSTESS (CONTD)
Enjoy!
As the hostess walks away, Louise deeply sighs.
LOUISE
Yeah, yeah. Have fun with your job.
Hey, Im going to use the ladys room.
Louise walks away from the table as Gene and Zeke
eye at the menu.
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ZEKE
My mouths waterin for that steak! How
bout you, Genie in a bottle?
GENE
Oh man. I didnt even eat! Youre
tempting me!
ZEKE
It comes with french fries.
GENE
Damn it! Count me in!
The WAITER approaches the booth with sincere behavior.
WAITER
What can I get both of you gentlemen
this evening? We have our soup du jour
along with
GENE
Two steak meals! With soda!
ZEKE
Medium rare!
GENE
With a lot of fries!
The waiter chuckles at Gene and Zekes enthusiasm.
WAITER
But of course! Itll be ready in no
time!
The waiter walks away from the booth to give the order.
Zeke looks over to Jimmy Jr. who is walking away from the
table. Watching this gives Zeke an opportunity.
ZEKE
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Imma go over there and place somethin
on the table.
Gene raises an eyebrow as Zeke pulls out a pack of mints
from his pocket.
GENE
Mints? Why mints?
ZEKE
Why not? You gotta pack a mint, bro!
You never know what happens on these
dates.
GENE
Oh!
Luckily for Zeke, Jimmy Jr. was out of the picture and Tina
was too distracted by staring at the bathroom hallway
waiting for Jimmy Jr.s return. Zeke quietly places the
mints onto the table, getting away with not being caught.
Zeke returns to the table satisfied.
ZEKE
Done and done!
GENE
That looked like a piece of cake!
ZEKE
You mean a piece of steak?
GENE
Mmm.
Jimmy Jr. returns from the bathroom about a minute after
Zeke placed the mints onto the table. Confused, Jimmy Jr.
looks down at the mint pack.
JIMMY JR
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Mints? Hm. Thats odd. They dont give
these out until after.
TINA
I think its unique! Look, Jimmy Jr., I
cant thank you enough for everything
youve already done for me tonight.
JIMMY JR
Its the least I can do. I mean, the
pleasures all mine.
Tina places her hand onto Jimmy Jr.s hand. Jimmy Jr.s
eyes widen in surprise.
TINA
I dont think any other guy would treat
me with this much chivalry. Youre a
great guy who Im very happy to have
known throughout.
Without warning, he places his other hand on top of hers
with a smile.
JIMMY JR
You deserve it.
The two smile and focus on each other motionless until the
waiter approaches their table with the food.
WAITER
Grilled salmon?
JIMMY JR
Yes, sir. Thank you.
The waiter places two grilled salmon orders down onto the
table. Tina and Jimmy Jr. start eating. Meanwhile at the
booth, Louise returns from the bathroom.
GENE
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Finally! What did you do in there?
LOUISE
Its my business, not yours.
GENE
Sheesh! Oh man, you shouldve seen what
went on!
Before Louise knows it, the waiter approaches with two
steak orders.
ZEKE
Hell yeah!
LOUISE
Are you kidding me? You guys ordered
food? Thats like fifteen dollars an
entre! Whats wrong with you two!
ZEKE
We wanted to sink our teeth into meat!
Zeke takes an obnoxious bite off of the steak, letting it
melt into his mouth as he swallows.
ZEKE (CONTD)
Cooked to perfection!
GENE
Mmm! Zeke, my man! You know steak!
Louise pulls her bunny ears down in frustration.
END OF ACT TWO
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ACT THREE
INT. BELCHER LIVING ROOM NIGHT
Bob and Linda are slightly intoxicated, laughing at stupid
jokes and whatever is on TV.
LINDA
Hey. Hey Bob. We should We should go
for another round of schnapps. Or
absinthe. Your choice.
BOB
How about How about we mix the two
together? I mean it doesnt sound it
doesnt sound bad.
Linda laughs obnoxiously, taking the schnapps and absinthe,
pouring it into her glass. She takes a swig and suddenly
loses control.
LINDA
Now dont put too much absinthe, Bobby.
I just Whoa!
BOB
Let me Let me try it.
Bob pours a drink for himself, taking a drink. His eyes
widen in excitement.
BOB (CONTD)
Lin This is This is great! Wow, you
should be like a mixologist or
something.
Linda stands up with her legs wobbling. She holds onto the
couch armrests for support.
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LINDA
Hey Bobby! Bobby, look! Im flying!
Bob mimics her actions.
BOB
Let me try. Oh my god, this is fun.
Bob and Linda laugh at each other until Linda throws up
onto the floor. Bob starts to panic.
BOB (CONTD)
Not on the carpet, Lin! I-
Seconds later, Bob starts throwing up, feeling wobbly and
woozy himself.
BOB (CONTD)
Oh God! Im going to pass out! Oh my
God! Im falling!
Bob collapses to the floor, landing on the pile of throw up
below him. Linda screams in fear.
LINDA
Bobby! Okay Im just Im going to
take a nap too. Good night.
Linda lies on the floor away from Bob, falling asleep after
seconds. Linda is then heard snoring heavily.
EXT. CHEZ FEZ NIGHT
Tina and Jimmy Jr. are seen walking out of the restaurant,
both with smiles on their faces. Feeling confident, Tinalooks over to Jimmy Jr. to start a conversation.
TINA
Im having a great time. I really am.
Tina then lies her head onto Jimmy Jr.s shoulder. Jimmy
Jr. smiles in response.
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JIMMY JR
Im glad, but to be honest with you, I
thought you were going to say no.
TINA
Jimmy Jr., why would I ever say no to
you? Ive been waiting for this night
for just about my whole life.
JIMMY JR
But why did you choose me? Im not
worth it.
TINA
You are! Jimmy Jr., you have no idea
how much Ive wanted this night to
happen.
Jimmy Jr. is taken by surprise by Tina.
JIMMY JR
I never knew I meant this much to you.
TINA
But you do.
As Tina and Jimmy Jr. continue to walk, Jimmy Jr.s hand
holds Tinas hand, taking her by surprise. Tina looks over
to Jimmy Jr. with a grin on her face. He returns the favor
by smiling back at her. Behind them is Gene, Louise and
Zeke, who were following the duo.
LOUISE
I still cant believe you clowns wasted
thirty-five dollars on nothing!
GENE
That steak was definitely worth it!
ZEKE
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Hey now, dont go hollerin over food
now. You know theyre like a hundred or
so feet from us.
LOUISE
But we couldve
Zeke stops Louise mid-sentence by placing his finger onto
her lips. Louise responds with a glare, pulling herself
away.
LOUISE (CONTD)
Dont. Touch Me. Ever.
GENE
Shes usually like that.
ZEKE
So what I did was tell J-Ju what to
say. He just really wants to kiss your
sister.
GENE
I knew it!
LOUISE
But Tinas wanted to kiss him again
since her birthday party.
ZEKE
Whoa, hold up! They kissed before?
LOUISE
Yeah! I was her kissing coordinator
back when she turned thirteen, and that
kiss was awkward to watch.
GENE
I was there too!
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ZEKE
Oh yeah, thats right. I remember now.
I was his wingman the past couple of
times.
Tina and Jimmy Jr. continue to walk hand-in-hand on their
way back to the restaurant. As it turns out, they were not
too far from their destination, but little did Tina know,
they werent going to the restaurant.
TINA
Wait, Jimmy Jr. The restaurants
JIMMY JR
I have something to show you.
Jimmy Jr. gently drags Tina to the Wonder Wharf pier. Not
wanting to wait any longer, he takes her to the dock. When
Tina approaches, she gasps in surprise as an array of
lights guide her through the end of the dock. Candles are
lit, as well as rose petals in the shape of a heart.
TINA
Wow Jimmy Jr., this is beautiful!
She runs her way to see everything. Her eyes glow at howwell prepared this had been. Jimmy Jr. follows her from
behind.
JIMMY JR
Its not as beautiful
TINA
But it is. I love it so much!
Jimmy Jr. holds onto her hands and looks into Tinas eyes.
JIMMY JR
No, Tina. What I was trying to say was
that It isnt as beautiful as you are.
Tinas eyes widen in surprise.
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TINA
Do you really mean it?
JIMMY JR
Does this answer your question?
Jimmy Jr. takes Tina by surprise by dipping her close to
the ground. His lips lean closer into pressing against hers
in a kiss. Tinas eyes widen by surprise. Soon, she melts
into the kiss. Her arms wrap around his neck as Jimmy Jr.s
hands are attached to her waist. Seconds later, he pulls up
from the kiss, smiling at Tina.
TINA
That answered my question.
JIMMY JR
I was hoping that would.
Without warning coming from Tina, she holds onto Jimmy
Jr.s shoulders, pulling him in for a second kiss. This
time, Tina pops a leg in response with her arms tightly
wrapped around him. She pulls away with a light chuckle.
TINA
Sorry It was the heat of the moment. I
was just
JIMMY JR
I was hoping youd retaliate.
TINA
Hey, its getting pretty late. Weshould head home.
Jimmy Jr. offers his arm for Tina to wrap her arm around to
clutch on. As they head home, the two hug one last time
before returning. Zeke, Gene, and Louise are behind Jimmy
Pestos pizzeria.
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ZEKE
Hey, thanks again for helpin me with
stuff. I couldnt have done it without
ya; although, there wasnt much to be
done.
GENE
And thanks again for the food! Ten out
of ten! Would recommend!
LOUISE
Yeah, yeah. Were going to head home
before Tina does.
Gene and Louise make their way home, just in time to makeit in before Tina notices.
INT. THE NEXT DAY BELCHER LIVING ROOM DAY
Bob and Linda still remain on the living room floor. Gene,
who is in his pajamas, walks in on the two while on his way
to get cereal for breakfast. He screams, waking up Tina and
Louise.
GENE
AHHHHH! Mom and Dad are dead!
Tina and Louise rush into the living room, only ending up
in the two screaming along with Gene.Gene goes to grab the
closest phone, yelling to himself.
GENE
9-1-1! 9-1-1!
As Gene is a second away from dialing 911, Gene hearsgroggy moaning coming from Bob and Linda. He screams again.
GENE
AHHHHH!! Mom and dad are zombie-fied!
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TINA
Zombies? Where?
BOB
No, Gene! Were not!
Bob feels a sharp pain in his head.
BOB
Ow!
Linda then wakes up with her hand on her head as well. She
groans.
LINDA
Wha? Where am I? What year is it?
BOB
Were in the present, Lin.
LINDA
Oh man. What did we do last night?
Bobby, theres schnapps all over.
BOB
You Okay, you know what? I dont care.
We should just drink up the orange
juice.
LINDA
Kids, get your mommy some water. Orange
juice doesnt work.
BOB
Vitamin C! Waters for babies.
LINDA
Go! Go!
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Tina runs to the kitchen the grab a cold cup of water for
Linda within seconds.
TINA
Here you go, Mom.
LINDA
Thanks, baby.
She starts patting on the top of Tinas head.
LINDA (CONTD)
How was your date?
TINA
It was amazing.
LINDA
Aww!
Linda hugs Tina tight as Gene and Louise eye at each other
with a suggestive smile.
LOUISE
What did you guys do last night?
BOB
Does it matter?
Louise grabs the carton of orange juice from the table.
LOUISE
Well Think fast!
Louise throws the carton of orange juice like a football to
Gene, with Bob frustrated.
END OF EPISODE