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CATARRH THIRTY YEARS
The Remarkable Experience of aProminent StatesmanCongress
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Congressman Mcctisoii of OhioHon David Meekison is well known
not in his own State but throughout America He was to theFiftyfifth Congress by a very large ma
Of his party his section of the Stateone flaw marred the otherwise
complete success of this statesman Catarrh with its insidious ap-proach and tenacious grasp was hisonly unconquered foe thirty yearsbe waged unsuccessful warfare againstthis personal enemy At last Perunacame to the rescue He writes
I have used several bottles of Penina and I feel greatly benefited thereby from my catarrh of the head Ifeel encouraged to believe that if I useit a short time longer I willbe fully ableto eradicate the disease of thirty yearsstanding David Membetof Congress-
If you do not derive prompt andresults from use of Peruna
at once to Dr Hartman giving afull statement of your case and he willbe pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis
Address Dr Hartman President ofThe Hartman Sanitarium ColumbusOhio
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I suffered for months from sorethroatEclecfcric Oil cured me in tentyfourbours M S Gist
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can manage to go to church threetimes on Sunday
Mrs do it simply by doingno work of any kind on the Sabbath-I think it positively wicked for womct to stay home and cook dinners fortheir husbands on Sundays
Mrs suppose then youhave a cold lunch at noon
Mrs dear no I alwaystake dinner at Mr Blands sistersShes a splendid cook and she always tries to do her best on Sundays
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A Landlord In Gloomwas that who called
Husband One of my tenants cameto pay his rent
Did he pay itYesThen why do you look so gloomyHe didnt say a word about want-
ing five six hundred dollars worthof repairs
What of itThat shows that hes going to
leave N Y Weekly-
No Cause for ComplaintI really shall have to leave this
hotel said the weary man to theproprietor There is a baby in thenext room to mine and he cries allnight-
I dont see why you shouldsquid the proprietor His fa-
ther and mother have him in the sameroom with them and they havent
a word TitBifsI
Cold ComfortI so very
obnoxious to youMiss I can imagine
circumstances under which I mightclasp arms about your neck verygladly
Thank Heaven Under what circumstances
If I were drowning and you wereY Weekly-
A Few FactsTis not the man whose feet are large
Who makes the swiftest sprinterTis not the girl with temper hot
Who best endures the winterTis not the that cackles loudestThat makes the steadiest layer
Tis not the biggest head of hairThat makes the football player-N Y Times
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Make the milkmans and the grocersBank accounts expandSomerville Journal
Something Needed PullIngSufferer I cant stana it any long-
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stant to have this tooth outScientist Ngnsense Your tooth
doesnt ache it is only your imagi-nation
Ill have him pullout my imagination TitBits-
Ilia Form IJpokYou say that little scrap book has
cost you hundreds of dollarsYes answered the sadeyed youthBut there is nothing in it except a
lot of tabulated horse race information
Thats all Its an edition dehardluck Washington Star
Not So HadFirst Boarder Dont you think
you get less to eat in this housethan any place you were in
Second Boarder Why no Itsvery good
Um Aa a matter of curiositywhere did you come from
A sanitarium N Y Herald
Possibly TrueMamma to a friend who is lunching
with dont know why it is butI always eat more when we have
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Tommy helping himself to thirdpiece of cake I know why it iscause we have better things to eat
Brooklyn Life
Wise FatherThought your dad wasnt going to
send you back to collegeYes dad did kick 9n the expenseI threatened to stay at home and
heIp run the business and he decidedcollege would beFree Press
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floor and after hesitating a momentsaid very meekly
Winter is coming on Mr Harddigger I have four childrer-to support and I have come to seeif you will please
Oh yes Certainly If I hear ofanybody that wants to adopt a fewIll send him around GooddayNever hesitate to call on me person-ally when things dont go rightChicago RecordHerald
When folio Saw the PIgI think that God made little
Not for the pork mans tradeBut sent them here upon the earth
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Mr Moper ending a very uninter-esting story about himself And allthat long dreary time you cannotpossibly imagine how much I bore
She wearily Oh yes I can in
Aiv nl PateFull many a mortal young andi old
Has gore to his sarcophagusThro pouring water icy cold
Adown his warm oesophagusChaparrel
Well QualifiedYou have called in response to our
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Yes you want a man who carwrite your advertisements I believesaid the seriouslooking caller
Thats what we want What experience have you had
Ive been a writer of fiction for 32years Yonkers Statesman-
A Fair ExchangeEditor Squashville News See
here Mr Dolan You delivered me aload of hay for the six years subscrip-tion you owed for my paper
Mr Dolan Oi didmy horse wont eat
that hay bgoshMr Dolan Well my goat wont eat
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Delicately PutShe was describing an exciting in
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Where Plalth FailedA wondrous faith healer one dayHad to keep all his patients at bay
While he hid in his booth s
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Different StandardsThe price of coal will take a turn
And downward start o creepAnd what last year would have seemed
dearThis winter will seem cheapWashington Star
A Convenient CreedI will give a breakfast if you
will saw this woodIm sorry lady but my political
principles wont let me do itWhat do you meanIm not a believer in reciprocity-
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have on made to orderSpartacus Yes indeedSmarticus I thought they surely
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GOVERNMENT
President Roonevelt DecRies Thatthe Publication ot Useless Doc-
uments Hunt Be Stopped
President Roosevelt has called ahalton the practice of departments of printing bulky reportson allmanner of In Mr Roosevelts opinion there is altogether toomuch of this sort of thing and he be-
lieves that a large part of the pub-lications is composed of matter of noparticular value to the government orthe people of the United States Byhis direction Secretary Cortelyou hassent the following letter to the headof every executive department
White House Washington D CMy Dear Sir I am directed by thepresident to say that he desires someplan devised by which the present ten-dency to increase the number and sizeof printed reports and documents ofall sorts may be curbed He thinksthere is much useless matter and alarge number of unnecessary and ex-
pensive illustrations included in manyof the reports and documents pub-lished that many are issued at greatexpense which accomplish no practical good and that too muchpublic printing generally The president will be glad to have you give this
careful consideration GeorgeB Cortelyou Secretary to the President
A VALUABLE WORK
Nine Years of Scientific LiteratureCovered in Volumes Issued by
Geological Survey
A valuable work of reference to thepublications American geography paleontology petrology and mineralogy covering the lastnine years of the century from 1S92 to1900 inclusive has recently been issued by the United States geologicalsurvey as Bulletins Xos 188 and 189These books of reference contain a fulllist of the papers numbering over6500 on the above subjects which haveappeared during the period they aretaken from nearly 200 different Ameri-can and foreign publications The pa-
pers cover a wide range of subjectsand for convenience are classified bothby topics and 03 the names of the au-
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FOSSIL CORALS DESCRIBED
United States Geological Survey Pre-paring an Interesting
Monograph
The announcement is made thatWayland Vaughan of the United
States geological survey who recentlyreturned from southern Louisiana A-labama Georgin and Florida wliere hehas been making n study of the fossilcomm found in t creations in thosestates will embptiy the results cf hisresearch e n a monograph to beissuedby the survey
The cpmpletion of the work will require the greater part of the present
To Revive n I osx ArtKjrle Bellew has announced that
Janes Brown Potter vlll be inthis country for the purpose rf intro-ducing Cantellations which hasbeen declared a lost art at least as faras the United States concerned
Cantellations are recitations inter-spersed with intonations of music
Has Been HitAn English critic complains of the
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Mrs Clara J Sherbourne Profes-sional Nurse of 257 Cumberland StPortland Maine says
I heartily wish those who sufferfrom some disturbed action of thekidneys yould try Doans KidneyPills They would like me be morethan surprised My back annoyedme for years Physicians who diagnosed my case said it arose frommy kidneys When the grip was epi-
demic I was worn out with constantnursing and when I contracted itmyself it left me in a very seriouscondition I could not straighten-nor do the most trivial act withoutbeing in torture The kidneys weretoo active or the secretions were toocopious and I knew what was wrongbut how to right it was a mystery-It seems odd for a professional-nurse who has had a greatexperience with medicines to readadvertisements about Doans KidneyPills in the newspapers and nayappear more singular for me to goto H H Hay Sons drug store for-a box But I did however and hadanybody told me before that it waspossible to get relief as quickly asI did I would have been loth to be-
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As long as I live I will be a firmadvocate of Doans Kidney Pills
Cure Confirmed 5 Years LaterLapse of time has strengthened-
my good opinion of Doans KidneyPills first expressed the springof 1896 I said then that bad any-body told me that it possibletc get relief as quickly as I did Iwould have been loth to Relieve itYears have passed and my continuedfreedom from kidney cqmplaint hasstrengthened my opinion of DoansKidney Pills and given me a muchhigher appreciation of their merits
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