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Breast Of The NewsOxy’s Pictorial Oxymania

Brisbane: "A Picture, It’s Worth A Thousand Words"

Abreast Of The Best

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Preface To:Breast Of The News

“Howdy Dowdy diddle um-day1” again, folks. In this Volume you’ll bebrought A Breast Of The News, uncovering in TITillating graphics theconcealed and exposed breastwork of the “Amos,” famous and infamous to thenumber 42, the “Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything,”2 and also theangle at which a Rainbow is created. The Femen, though most newsworthy, forthe most part won’t bare their breast and concerns, but elsewhere in this Series.

Me? I’m still Oxy (short for Oxymoron), not Peter, Paul & Mary’s playful little Leatherwing Bat, but aboastfully Sharp (OXY) & admittedly Dull (MORON) bovine eater of hay and haywire. Not anauthor, but a slurpper and parodier of all tasty and/or chewy written and pictorial concepts and itemsthat have a devilish tang of contradiction, conflict, inconsistency, incongruity, irony, ‘DoubleEntendre’ &/or opinion. Thus, my aim is to figuratively sharply & dully recapitulate, reassembleand/or reanimate such by slurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down,paraphrased, photoshopped and/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, as: "What's the use of agood quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?”

Indeed “Oxymora,” especially as elevated and exalted to “Oxymania,” are mighty magnets fordastardly disagreements -- words, phrases & pictures with internal &/or external contradictions!But beware, the mightier the quip, the tastier the slurp!

Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actualscholarly classifications of the included items. That’s yours to chew through and muddle over. Somemay be shown here to “showcase” others and/or for “completeness.” Enjoy! And please forgive anyimbalances with sexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as a eunuchized Ox, notprovided with a harem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know little of such matters.Perhaps, that is why I find words & pictures, instead of cows, so TITillating, so sexy . . . . Butt enough“B.S.” (or is that O.S.?)! Let’s sink our teeth into this moronic meat loaf and get to the jugular of thematter, so all of my vain slurping shall not have been in, or miss the, vein!

And speaking of veins and butts and such, while full disclosure & exposure requires the inclusion ofexposed body parts, for those who crave censorship electronic “pasties” and/or, hopefully, relevant,interesting and/or amusing “overlays” have been strategically, yet discreetly applied here in a mostlyPG13 manner.

1From Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Leatherwing Bat,” whose "500 Miles" has been identified as being taken from an old RoshHashanah “Areshes Sifaseinu … Litvish niggun,” [Lithuanian Jews religious “humming tune”], "an oxymoron.”2Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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Breast Of The NewsOxy's Pictorial Oxymania Index

Preface72 Virgins! – Who Needs 72?All Tied Up! - PhysicallyAll Tied Up! - TrafficAstronauts/AstronutsBare ... Don't WearBody ScanBoob BomberBut Don't Look! – “Screwing Compliments Of Wall Street”Cereal KillersCin City Christian Academy Teacher Selfie?Don't Cry For Me ArgentinaEgyptian, Iranian, Moroccan, Algerian, Tunisian & Bahraini FemenElektra - Rescued 03-31-11 - Tianjin, ChinaElektra - Super HeroineEmployee Strip Search - Cost McDonald’s $6.1 MillionGovenator's MilitiaHail To The ChiefHands-On Sex EducationHead Standing Breast FeederHeister Hearst's Scion - Patty Begot LydiaHockey MomsHockey PuckerHooking UpI Salute You Prince HarryMob Daughter Renee GrazianoMob In Kenya Strips AdulteressMob Sister Janice Soprano [TV's Aida Turturro]Mob Strips Guatemala Bus RobberMobs in Nigeria Strip Slasher & RobberNot Oba-MA!Nude As Plane CrashesPatti Reagan Davis At 58Pole-Ster RaidedPollster Shocked By ResultsPope Katherine Of CMUPrince Charles - Papua New GuineaRoyalty Eyes SolomonSpirit of Justice UncoveredStreaker's Slipping Nippie - President's CupVerity By Damien Hirst - Ilfracombe Harbour UKWeinergate! - Exhibit 1Whale Swimmer - Natalia AvseenkoIndexThat's Not All Folks!

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