Breezes News February saw our first Breezes evening, and we are happy that you are hungry for more so have planned a few some more during March. Valentine’s evening was fully booked and we thank all our customers for their company and making Breezes ring with merry laughter. This month sees the Saint days of Wales and Ireland, and to acknowledge them we will be adding special items to our popular breakfast and lunch menus. If you haven’t tried Welsh cakes or potato or soda breads, why not pop-in on St David’s or St. Patrick’s days and have a taste. We are also opening up for a number of activity evenings and would like to introduce the Eat, Cake and Create Community who will be in Breezes every Wednesday from 7 ‘til 9pm for those wanting to learn to knit or crochet, amongst other things, or for experienced hobbyists who want to join in with a group to make friends. Our first evening psychic session with Linda is planned. You can come and see her on March 28 th from 7 to 9:30. You may have noticed that in our aim to m enjoyable a in the proce freshen up To minimise be done ov evenings, b for any inco cause in the we gear up is a busy sp And finally … for celebrat throughout forget our g promise tha enough to r vouchers w What’s Want to kno this month? highlights. Mar 04: Pa Splash out savoury tre Mar 07: Wo celebration planning to selection of peruse ove cake. Mar 09: Inte Women’s D the USSR 1 Mar 14: Pi misspelling Breezes Bugle make each visit as as possible, we are ess redecorating to our quirky home. e the impact, it will ver a number of but we apologise onvenience it may e coming weeks as p for what we hope pring and summer. ….As the reasons ting continue the year, don’t gift vouchers. We at anyone lucky receive one of our will enjoy their visit. s on in March ow what’s going on ? Here are some ancake Day. on sweet and eats. orld Book Day. In Breezes is introduce a f books for you to er your coffee and ernational Day. It started in 100 years ago. Day. Not a g, but a day to celebrate π (or 3.14 in the US. I remember it as 22/7). Mar 15: Ides of March. Look out if your name is Caesar. Mar 19: Chocolate Caramel Day. Celebrate it with one (or more, if you dare) of our gorgeous slices. Mar 22: Coffee Stop Marathon. Help support Sport Relief as the volunteers walk around 26 coffee stops. Mar 23: Near Miss Day. When an asteroid missing the earth by half a million miles counts as a near miss, you feel a little less bothered when England miss a penalty. Mar 30: Mothering Sunday. Let us help you spoil the Mum in your life and don’t forget our Bistro on Saturday 29 th . And, lest we forget. Spring is just around the corner. & Bulletin March 2014 #03 Printed daily (once a month)
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Sport
Don’t forget the Sport Relief weekend of 21-23 March. Dave, our chef is leading a Coffee Stop marathon (26 stops). What are you doing?
In the last Bugle, we reported that Gosport Borough had to face the mighty North Feriby United, from the football stronghold that is Yorkshire, in the Quarter Final of the FA Trophy. Well we can report that not only did they return from God’s own county with a 2-1 victory, but they secured an aggregate victory over Havant & Waterlooville in the semi-final. They can now look forward to a trip to Wembley, which is the dream of any footballer. We would like to add our congratulations and best wishes for their date with Cambridge United on 23 March.
Weather
As the UK has endured it wettest months on record, it should be noted that March 22 is the UN’s “World Water Day”, where we are all encouraged not to use or taps throughout the whole day. Never mind the Ancient
Mariner, but “Water, water,everywhere, nor any drop to drink” has never seen so apt.
Crossword
When all else fails, why not try this month’s “cross word”:
Snagglefraggle.
Because nobody wants to snaggle their fraggle, or even fraggle their snaggle. May God protect yours, you’ll be cross if he doesn’t (or at least a little chaffed).
Did you manage last issue’s crossword.
Answer below.
1 2 3 4
5
6
7
1d was “peas”2d was “els”3d was “ewes”4d was “esses”
Yes it is true.
We are interested to know if anyone solved it!
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If you want to keep informed of what is Buzzin’ in Breezes, please drop your email address into the pail by the door. We will send you our newsletters and postings offuture happenings.
February saw our first Breezes evening, and we are happy that you are hungry for more so have planned a few some more during March.
Valentine’s evening was fully booked and we thank all our customers for their company and making Breezes ring with merry laughter.
This month sees the Saint days of Wales and Ireland,and to acknowledge them we will be adding special items to our popular breakfast and lunch menus. If you haven’t tried Welsh cakes or potato or soda breads, why not pop-in on St David’s or St. Patrick’s days and have a taste.
We are also opening up for a number of activity eveningsand would like to introduce the Eat, Cake and Create Community who will be in Breezes every Wednesday from 7 ‘til 9pm for those wanting to learn to knit or crochet, amongst other things, or for experienced hobbyists who want to join in with a group to make friends.
Our first evening psychic session with Linda is planned. You can come and see her on March 28th from 7 to 9:30.
You may have noticed that in
our aim to make each visit as enjoyable as possible, we are in the process redecorating to freshen up our quirky home. To minimise the impact, it will be done over a number of evenings, but we apologise for any inconvenience it may cause in the coming weeks as we gear up for what we his a busy spring and summer.
And finally ….As the reasons for celebrating continue throughout the year, don’t forget our gift vouchers. We promise that anyone enough to receivevouchers will enjoy their visit.
What’s on in
Want to know what’s going on this month? Here are some highlights.
Mar 04: Pancake Day.Splash out on sweet and savoury treats.
Mar 07: World Bookcelebration Breezes is planning to introduce a selection of books for you to peruse over your coffee cake.
Mar 09: International Women’s Day. the USSR 100 years ago.
Mar 14: Pi Day. misspelling, but a day to
Breezes Bugle & Bulletin
BREEZES BULLETIN BOARD
our aim to make each visit as enjoyable as possible, we are in the process redecorating to freshen up our quirky home. To minimise the impact, it will be done over a number of evenings, but we apologise for any inconvenience it may cause in the coming weeks as we gear up for what we hope is a busy spring and summer.
inally ….As the reasons for celebrating continue throughout the year, don’t forget our gift vouchers. We promise that anyone lucky enough to receive one of our vouchers will enjoy their visit.
What’s on in March
to know what’s going on this month? Here are some
Pancake Day. Splash out on sweet and savoury treats.
World Book Day. In celebration Breezes is planning to introduce a selection of books for you to peruse over your coffee and
International Day. It started in
the USSR 100 years ago.
Pi Day. Not a misspelling, but a day to
celebrate π (or 3.14 in the US. I remember it as 22/7).
Mar 15: Ides of March. Look out if your name is Caesar.
Mar 19: Chocolate Caramel Day. Celebrate it with one (or more, if you dare) of our gorgeous slices.
Mar 22: Coffee Stop Marathon. Help support Sport Relief as the volunteers walk around 26 coffee stops.
Mar 23: Near Miss Day. When an asteroid missing the earth by half a million miles counts as a near miss, you feel a little less bothered when England miss a penalty.
Mar 30: Mothering Sunday.Let us help you spoil the Mum in your life and don’t forget our Bistro on Saturday 29th.
And, lest we forget.
Spring is just around the corner.
Bugle & BulletinMarch 2014 #03
Printed daily (once a month)
Cookery
At Breezes we know you can’t get enough of our desserts, but if you have a favourite, or a suggestion for a cake we haven’t yet made, do not hesitate to mention it to our Crew. Who knows, you could be helping make Breezes even better.
Celebrations at Breezescontinue in March includingSt. David’s and St. Patrick’s days. Come along for some Welsh and Irish specials.
Don’t miss out on the Breezes offer to make your pancakes for Shrove Tuesday. Let us know how many you want and we will have them ready for you totake home and reheat before serving. No more tossing, flipping or folding dilemmas. Your only decision is what costume to wear and what topping (the pancake, not you) to put on before serving.
We are still hoping for the photos though.
Lifestyle
The Eat Cake and Create Community have agreed to meet-up at Breezes and make us their base for their Wednesday gatherings, where Crafters and Beginners alike can join in to knit, crochet and other skills. If you are interested in starting a new hobby, or just to make
new friends, just tell one of our crew and we will connect you up.
As the daytime sessions with Linda continue to are, introducing evening sessions.
The28thmonthly sessions Whatever news Linda has for your future, we want to make the evening as pleasant as possible, for all her readees. Linda you
Check out radio times.
11 minutes9 o’clock,5:45 (pm10 minutes past midday.30 seconds to midnight.
Whether your taste is Radio 1 or 2, refined RadioinformaFive Live,or one of the independent options, we think these are great times.
Editorial
So, February 14th, came and went (as did the rain, wind and a very high tide).
Our first Bistro evening was, we believe, a great success and the Breezes crew hope our guests enjoyed the evening as much as we did.
What’s next? Well we hope that you will choose us for Mother’s Day treats. If the normal daytime Breezesmenu isn’t special enough, she will love our traditional cream teas served after 2pm. Additionally, we are opening for a bistro evening on Saturday 29th. A variety of great ways to show and share your love for the Mum in your life. Book now to reserve a space and avoid disappointment.
As ever we are keen to support community initiatives and we are championing a “Coffee Stop Marathon” for Sport Relief. Cunningly choosing to stop at 26 coffee outlets, rather than trekking26 miles.
March also welcomes the Eat Cake and Create Community to Breezes.
Delivering a great experience whenever you visit us. That’s our aim and we hope to hear from you on how we are doing.
Nicky
new friends, just tell one of our crew and we will connect you up.
Psychic Times
As the daytime sessions with Linda continue to book-up, we are, by popular demand, re-introducing evening sessions.
The first one is set for March th, and we plan to arrange
monthly sessions thereafter. Whatever news Linda has for your future, we want to make the evening as pleasant as possible, for all her victimsreadees. We will check with Linda on how quickly we need you to settle your check.
Radio Times
Check out our recommended radio times.
minutes before 10,9 o’clock,
45 (pm not am, obviously),10 minutes past midday.30 seconds to midnight.
Whether your taste is Radio 1 or 2, refined Radio 3, informative Radio 4, sporty Five Live, local Radio Solent,
one of the many independent options, we think these are great times.
But you can’t beat R4 00:48, ... Dover, Wight, Portland... The hypnotic mantra of the shipping forecast.
March through the ages
Did you know ....
1807 Parliament abolishedthe slave trade. Improved our dish-washer's life immensely.
1867 US bought Alaska from Russia. 130 years later they got Sarah Palin. Was it worth it?
1876, Bell made first phone call. Today, 12.5 billion are made per day. Luckily only half are from electricitysuppliers.
1879, Albert Einstein born. But that is relative.
1889, Eiffel Tower opened. It was meant as temporary but remains an iconic landmark.
1904, “Cat in the Hat” and “Green Eggs and Ham” author Dr. Zeus was born. He was born Theodor Geisel which isn’t so memorable.
1933, Monopoly was invented. Leading to countless wasted hours bankrupting your friends.
1959, Barbie made her debut. Giving companionship to little girls, daydreams to adult men
1994, Largest omelette made in Japan. さよなら, or Sayonara to 160,000 eggs.
The lighter side
Never let it be said thataircraft ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some real maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (the “P”s) and the solutions recorded by “S”s).
P: Left inside main tyS: Almost replaced left inside main ty
P: Test flight OK, except autoS: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.S: Live bugs on back
P: Autopilot in altitudedescent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cauS: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.S: Engine found on right wing after brief s
P: Aircraft handles funnyS: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
As well as the best comedic touch, Qantas also have the best safety record. Got to love the Aussie wit.
The lighter side
Never let it be said thatground crews lack a
e of humour. Here are maintenance
complaints submitted by pilots ) and the solutions by engineers (the
Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.ost replaced left inside main tyre.
Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.land not installed on this aircraft.
Something loose in cockpit.Something tightened in cockpit.
Dead bugs on windshield.Live bugs on back-order.
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.Evidence removed.
DME volume unbelievably loud.DME volume set to more believable level.
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.That's what they're for.
IFF inoperative.IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
Suspected crack in windshield.Suspect you're right.
Number 3 engine missing.Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Aircraft handles funnyAircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
Target radar hums.Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
Mouse in cockpit.Cat installed.
Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midgetpounding on something with a hammer.Took hammer away from midget
As well as the best comedic touch, Qantas also have the best safety record. Got to love the Aussie wit.
Cookery
At Breezes we know you can’t get enough of our desserts, but if you have a favourite, or a suggestion for a cake we haven’t yet made, do not hesitate to mention it to our Crew. Who knows, you could be helping make Breezes even better.
Celebrations at Breezescontinue in March includingSt. David’s and St. Patrick’s days. Come along for some Welsh and Irish specials.
Don’t miss out on the Breezes offer to make your pancakes for Shrove Tuesday. Let us know how many you want and we will have them ready for you totake home and reheat before serving. No more tossing, flipping or folding dilemmas. Your only decision is what costume to wear and what topping (the pancake, not you) to put on before serving.
We are still hoping for the photos though.
Lifestyle
The Eat Cake and Create Community have agreed to meet-up at Breezes and make us their base for their Wednesday gatherings, where Crafters and Beginners alike can join in to knit, crochet and other skills. If you are interested in starting a new hobby, or just to make
new friends, just tell one of our crew and we will connect you up.
As the daytime sessions with Linda continue to are, introducing evening sessions.
The28thmonthly sessions Whatever news Linda has for your future, we want to make the evening as pleasant as possible, for all her readees. Linda you
Check out radio times.
11 minutes9 o’clock,5:45 (pm10 minutes past midday.30 seconds to midnight.
Whether your taste is Radio 1 or 2, refined RadioinformaFive Live,or one of the independent options, we think these are great times.
Editorial
So, February 14th, came and went (as did the rain, wind and a very high tide).
Our first Bistro evening was, we believe, a great success and the Breezes crew hope our guests enjoyed the evening as much as we did.
What’s next? Well we hope that you will choose us for Mother’s Day treats. If the normal daytime Breezesmenu isn’t special enough, she will love our traditional cream teas served after 2pm. Additionally, we are opening for a bistro evening on Saturday 29th. A variety of great ways to show and share your love for the Mum in your life. Book now to reserve a space and avoid disappointment.
As ever we are keen to support community initiatives and we are championing a “Coffee Stop Marathon” for Sport Relief. Cunningly choosing to stop at 26 coffee outlets, rather than trekking26 miles.
March also welcomes the Eat Cake and Create Community to Breezes.
Delivering a great experience whenever you visit us. That’s our aim and we hope to hear from you on how we are doing.
Nicky
new friends, just tell one of our crew and we will connect you up.
Psychic Times
As the daytime sessions with Linda continue to book-up, we are, by popular demand, re-introducing evening sessions.
The first one is set for March th, and we plan to arrange
monthly sessions thereafter. Whatever news Linda has for your future, we want to make the evening as pleasant as possible, for all her victimsreadees. We will check with Linda on how quickly we need you to settle your check.
Radio Times
Check out our recommended radio times.
minutes before 10,9 o’clock,
45 (pm not am, obviously),10 minutes past midday.30 seconds to midnight.
Whether your taste is Radio 1 or 2, refined Radio 3, informative Radio 4, sporty Five Live, local Radio Solent,
one of the many independent options, we think these are great times.
But you can’t beat R4 00:48, ... Dover, Wight, Portland... The hypnotic mantra of the shipping forecast.
March through the ages
Did you know ....
1807 Parliament abolishedthe slave trade. Improved our dish-washer's life immensely.
1867 US bought Alaska from Russia. 130 years later they got Sarah Palin. Was it worth it?
1876, Bell made first phone call. Today, 12.5 billion are made per day. Luckily only half are from electricitysuppliers.
1879, Albert Einstein born. But that is relative.
1889, Eiffel Tower opened. It was meant as temporary but remains an iconic landmark.
1904, “Cat in the Hat” and “Green Eggs and Ham” author Dr. Zeus was born. He was born Theodor Geisel which isn’t so memorable.
1933, Monopoly was invented. Leading to countless wasted hours bankrupting your friends.
1959, Barbie made her debut. Giving companionship to little girls, daydreams to adult men
1994, Largest omelette made in Japan. さよなら, or Sayonara to 160,000 eggs.
The lighter side
Never let it be said thataircraft ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some real maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (the “P”s) and the solutions recorded by “S”s).
P: Left inside main tyS: Almost replaced left inside main ty
P: Test flight OK, except autoS: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.S: Live bugs on back
P: Autopilot in altitudedescent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cauS: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.S: Engine found on right wing after brief s
P: Aircraft handles funnyS: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
As well as the best comedic touch, Qantas also have the best safety record. Got to love the Aussie wit.
The lighter side
Never let it be said thatground crews lack a
e of humour. Here are maintenance
complaints submitted by pilots ) and the solutions by engineers (the
Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.ost replaced left inside main tyre.
Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.land not installed on this aircraft.
Something loose in cockpit.Something tightened in cockpit.
Dead bugs on windshield.Live bugs on back-order.
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.Evidence removed.
DME volume unbelievably loud.DME volume set to more believable level.
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.That's what they're for.
IFF inoperative.IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
Suspected crack in windshield.Suspect you're right.
Number 3 engine missing.Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Aircraft handles funnyAircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
Target radar hums.Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
Mouse in cockpit.Cat installed.
Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midgetpounding on something with a hammer.Took hammer away from midget
As well as the best comedic touch, Qantas also have the best safety record. Got to love the Aussie wit.
Sport
Don’t forget the Sport Relief weekend of 21-23 March. Dave, our chef is leading a Coffee Stop marathon (26 stops). What are you doing?
In the last Bugle, we reported that Gosport Borough had to face the mighty North Feriby United, from the football stronghold that is Yorkshire, in the Quarter Final of the FA Trophy. Well we can report that not only did they return from God’s own county with a 2-1 victory, but they secured an aggregate victory over Havant & Waterlooville in the semi-final. They can now look forward to a trip to Wembley, which is the dream of any footballer. We would like to add our congratulations and best wishes for their date with Cambridge United on 23 March.
Weather
As the UK has endured it wettest months on record, it should be noted that March 22 is the UN’s “World Water Day”, where we are all encouraged not to use or taps throughout the whole day. Never mind the Ancient
Mariner, but “Water, water,everywhere, nor any drop to drink” has never seen so apt.
Crossword
When all else fails, why not try this month’s “cross word”:
Snagglefraggle.
Because nobody wants to snaggle their fraggle, or even fraggle their snaggle. May God protect yours, you’ll be cross if he doesn’t (or at least a little chaffed).
Did you manage last issue’s crossword.
Answer below.
1 2 3 4
5
6
7
1d was “peas”2d was “els”3d was “ewes”4d was “esses”
Yes it is true.
We are interested to know if anyone solved it!
If you want to keepof what is Buzzin’ in please drop your address door. We will send you our newsletters and postings offuture
If you want to keep informed of what is Buzzin’ in Breezes, please drop your email address into the pail by the door. We will send you our newsletters and postings offuture happenings.
February saw our first Breezes evening, and we are happy that you are hungry for more so have planned a few some more during March.
Valentine’s evening was fully booked and we thank all our customers for their company and making Breezes ring with merry laughter.
This month sees the Saint days of Wales and Ireland,and to acknowledge them we will be adding special items to our popular breakfast and lunch menus. If you haven’t tried Welsh cakes or potato or soda breads, why not pop-in on St David’s or St. Patrick’s days and have a taste.
We are also opening up for a number of activity eveningsand would like to introduce the Eat, Cake and Create Community who will be in Breezes every Wednesday from 7 ‘til 9pm for those wanting to learn to knit or crochet, amongst other things, or for experienced hobbyists who want to join in with a group to make friends.
Our first evening psychic session with Linda is planned. You can come and see her on March 28th from 7 to 9:30.
You may have noticed that in
our aim to make each visit as enjoyable as possible, we are in the process redecorating to freshen up our quirky home. To minimise the impact, it will be done over a number of evenings, but we apologise for any inconvenience it may cause in the coming weeks as we gear up for what we his a busy spring and summer.
And finally ….As the reasons for celebrating continue throughout the year, don’t forget our gift vouchers. We promise that anyone enough to receivevouchers will enjoy their visit.
What’s on in
Want to know what’s going on this month? Here are some highlights.
Mar 04: Pancake Day.Splash out on sweet and savoury treats.
Mar 07: World Bookcelebration Breezes is planning to introduce a selection of books for you to peruse over your coffee cake.
Mar 09: International Women’s Day. the USSR 100 years ago.
Mar 14: Pi Day. misspelling, but a day to
Breezes Bugle & Bulletin
BREEZES BULLETIN BOARD
our aim to make each visit as enjoyable as possible, we are in the process redecorating to freshen up our quirky home. To minimise the impact, it will be done over a number of evenings, but we apologise for any inconvenience it may cause in the coming weeks as we gear up for what we hope is a busy spring and summer.
inally ….As the reasons for celebrating continue throughout the year, don’t forget our gift vouchers. We promise that anyone lucky enough to receive one of our vouchers will enjoy their visit.
What’s on in March
to know what’s going on this month? Here are some
Pancake Day. Splash out on sweet and savoury treats.
World Book Day. In celebration Breezes is planning to introduce a selection of books for you to peruse over your coffee and
International Day. It started in
the USSR 100 years ago.
Pi Day. Not a misspelling, but a day to
celebrate π (or 3.14 in the US. I remember it as 22/7).
Mar 15: Ides of March. Look out if your name is Caesar.
Mar 19: Chocolate Caramel Day. Celebrate it with one (or more, if you dare) of our gorgeous slices.
Mar 22: Coffee Stop Marathon. Help support Sport Relief as the volunteers walk around 26 coffee stops.
Mar 23: Near Miss Day. When an asteroid missing the earth by half a million miles counts as a near miss, you feel a little less bothered when England miss a penalty.
Mar 30: Mothering Sunday.Let us help you spoil the Mum in your life and don’t forget our Bistro on Saturday 29th.
