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I Am Doing GreatDear Lord:So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent I have not whined, cursed or eaten any chocolate.However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes and I will need a lot more help after that. Amen.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?” The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name
of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that’s red and has thorns.”
“Do you mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”
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Why do rabbits do so well at school? ~They’re experts at multiplication.
The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal. ~ Frank Pittman
A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. ~ Norm Crosby
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. ~ Mae West
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly under-stood that they are on the same side. ~ Zig Ziglar
Lebron James - Collecting Headbands
Jennifer Aniston - Hiking, camping, getting closer to nature, surfing the internet
Kobe Bryant - Soccer
Phil Mickelson - Pilot’s license, Winning Championships
Madonna - Yoga, Reading, Writing
Roger Federer - Cards, sitting on the beach, playing /watching cricket and ping pong
In a rscheearch stduy cnodcuetd at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mt-taer wihch oredr the ltteers in a wrod are wierttn. The olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be mexid up cmopletley and you can sitll raed it cocrrelty. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn barin deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but sees the wrod as a wlohe!
Had some trouble reading this? Well, in a research study conducted by Cambridge University, it doesn’t matter which order the letters of a word are written. The only important thing is that the first and the last letters are in the right place. The rest can be mixed up completely and you can still read it correctly. This is because the human brain does not read every letter by itself but sees the word as a whole!
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I am lighter than what I am made of and more hidden than seen. What am I?
I am an iceberg. Answer:
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There are over 500,000 craters on the moon that can be seen from Earth.
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. ~ Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
Try It!
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Sometimes we forget the little and simple things in life. You never know what can happen when you make small adjust-ments. Try it, a small adjustment could result in a huge success.• Strive for excellence, not perfection.
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• Let someone cut ahead of you in line.• Take time to be alone.
Quotations: Prosperity
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant. If we did not some-times taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. ~ Anne Bradstreet
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.~ Calvin Coolidge
Leonardo QuizLeonardo da Vinci was born on April 15, 1452, in Vinci, Tuscany. To cel-ebrate his birthday, try your hand at this Leonardo trivia quiz. 1. How many paintings of Leonardo da Vinci survive today?2. Leonardo was one of the first artists in Italy to use oil paints. What was in use before that?3. How many times was Leonardo married?4. What type of food did Leonardo not eat?5. What part of Leonardo’s body did anthropologists piece together?6. The man who commissioned the Mona Lisa never received his painting. Why not?7. Where is the Mona Lisa now?8. What is unique about the way Leonardo wrote notes in his notebook?9. What did Leonard do so that he could understand human anatomy better to create more life-like works?10. Leonard died in 1519 while being held in whose arms?
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Funny BunnyWhat did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? ~ Cheer up!
How do you make a rabbit stew? ~ Make it wait for 3 hours!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout? ~ A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A warm smile is the universal language of kindness. – William Arthur WardWrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
Every scowling face also contains the shapes of engag-ing smiles, just waiting to be released. – Dr. Sun Wolf
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A man calls a policeman over claiming to have witnessed a crime;Witness: This man has been murdered!Policeman: Badly?Witness: No, they did quite well, he is dead.
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Cup Of Joe1. Which has more caffeine: dark or medium roasted coffee? 2. Coffee processors used to discard the caffeine they obtained through the decaffeinating process. They no longer discard this excess caffeine. In stead, what do they do with it?3. The average cup of coffee contains about 125 milligrams of caffeine. How much is in the average chocolate bar?4. How many cups of coffee would you have to drink in rapid succession before reaching a lethal dose of caffeine?5. How long does it take for caffeine to have an effect on your nervous system once it is ingested?
1. Medium (more caffeine is burned off the longer it is roasted).2. They sell it to pharmaceutical companies.3. 30 milligrams.4. 80 to 100 cups.5. About 15 minutes.
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Getting OnOLD ARTISTS ... never die, they just get the brush-off.
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I Am Not a Victim! Kevin Brown, Director of Franchise Sales for SERVPRO in Nashville, TN
a QBQ! believer and Miller friend makes me think when he says, “Life is fair … bad things happen to all of us.”
How often do we think life is not fair? Ever made statements like these? The bank got us a "no interest" mortgage we now can't afford. It’s not fair.
My kids don’t ever listen to me. It’s not fair. My retirement account is way down. It’s not fair. I didn’t get the promotion/I lost my job/I was denied a raise. It’s not fair. Others don't work as hard as I do. It's not fair. My boss doesn’t communicate, coach, or seem to care. It’s not fair. My employer cut our benefits. It’s not fair. The referees were awful and we lost the game. It's not fair. My staff doesn't seem to get what we're trying to do here. It's not fair. I listen to others more than they listen to me. It’s not fair. I’m buried in high interest credit card debt. It’s not fair. My home is worth less than I owe on it. It’s not fair. The neighbors have a new boat/car/pool and we don’t. It’s not fair. My co-workers are difficult and management doesn't deal with it. It’s not fair. Professional athletes make more than teachers. It’s not fair. The government doesn’t exist to take care of me after all. It’s not fair. Oh, and here’s a bonus one: We’re going through a ton of change at work. It’s not fair!!!
My wife, Karen, has a favorite phrase. “It just is,” she’ll say. Meaning, sometimes stuff just happens, circumstances just exist, and people simply act like people. The truth is we were never promised “fairness.” Humans make hurtful comments, accidents occur, events take a turn we don’t expect, others are blessed with talents we lack, things happen out of our control—sometimes way out of our control.
Childhood friend, Philip Foltman, and I were both born May 28, 1958. I, though, am three hours older and never let him forget it. Growing up in Ithaca, N.Y., we graduated from Ithaca High in 1976, were pals during our college years, and he served as my “best man” in 1980. And that he is: the best. But in comparison to Phil, I am a victim! I have “the right” to be angry, hurt, bitter. It’s not fair!
How come? Because for over 35 years Philip has had something that I have not: A mom. In fact, he still has his mom. I can barely remember mine. I've not had a mother since Gerald Ford was President, the Bee Gees were hot, and Star Wars was only in George Lucas’ imagination. It was May 20, 1975, while attending a “ladies’ meeting,” Mary Miller, age 51, expe-
rienced a blinding headache, slumped on a friend’s sofa, and was rushed to the hospital. Two hours later she was gone. A quiet but deadly killer had taken her. “Aneurysm” is a word I wished I’d never learned, and certainly not at 16. It wasn’t fair. But Philip, my buddy, was there that tragic day in 1975. Within an hour he was at my house and five days later he and his mom “Mrs. F” came to my mom’s memorial service.
Three and a half decades later, he still has his mom. Phil is a fortunate man. But so am I, as I have many blessings ...
Karen is still my best friend, there are seven special people ages 27 down to 11 that call me “Dad,” a beautiful baby grandson, Joshua, has joined the Miller clan, and I love what I do. And just as I certainly would never hold it against Philip for still having his mom, I shouldn’t hold it against anyone for having more of anything than I do. Envy doesn’t wear well. Neither does the It’s not fair! We're all victims! mentality that pervades our society today.
Now here's what's not fair: Begrudging people their achievements, success, possessions, financial status, and good fortune.
When I hold it against others that they have more of anything than I do, I have chosen to be a victim. And victim thinking, self-pity, and envy eat away at my soul, destroy my ability to contribute, and make me a lesser person. Maybe even a small person.
Bottomline, when I play victim, I serve nobody—not even myself. It's far bet-ter to flip the switch and completely eliminate victim thinking from my life.
Kevin Brown is right: Bad things happen to all of us. Sometimes those bad things are tragedies beyond our control and sometimes they’re the result of our own mistakes. Either way, the secret to life success is in how I respond, the choices I make, and how I talk to myself.
And I, like you, will engage in healthy, productive, and truth-based self-talk saying:
• Successandhappinessarebasedonchoicenotchance.• Mydecisionshavedirectedmetomydestination.• IampersonallyaccountableforeverychoiceImake.• Iamnotavictim!Thoughts like these enable each of us to be outstanding. It’s just as simple as
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I Am Not a Victim! Kevin Brown, Director of Franchise Sales for SERVPRO in Nashville, TN
a QBQ! believer and Miller friend makes me think when he says, “Life is fair … bad things happen to all of us.”
How often do we think life is not fair? Ever made statements like these? The bank got us a "no interest" mortgage we now can't afford. It’s not fair.
My kids don’t ever listen to me. It’s not fair. My retirement account is way down. It’s not fair. I didn’t get the promotion/I lost my job/I was denied a raise. It’s not fair. Others don't work as hard as I do. It's not fair. My boss doesn’t communicate, coach, or seem to care. It’s not fair. My employer cut our benefits. It’s not fair. The referees were awful and we lost the game. It's not fair. My staff doesn't seem to get what we're trying to do here. It's not fair. I listen to others more than they listen to me. It’s not fair. I’m buried in high interest credit card debt. It’s not fair. My home is worth less than I owe on it. It’s not fair. The neighbors have a new boat/car/pool and we don’t. It’s not fair. My co-workers are difficult and management doesn't deal with it. It’s not fair. Professional athletes make more than teachers. It’s not fair. The government doesn’t exist to take care of me after all. It’s not fair. Oh, and here’s a bonus one: We’re going through a ton of change at work. It’s not fair!!!
My wife, Karen, has a favorite phrase. “It just is,” she’ll say. Meaning, sometimes stuff just happens, circumstances just exist, and people simply act like people. The truth is we were never promised “fairness.” Humans make hurtful comments, accidents occur, events take a turn we don’t expect, others are blessed with talents we lack, things happen out of our control—sometimes way out of our control.
Childhood friend, Philip Foltman, and I were both born May 28, 1958. I, though, am three hours older and never let him forget it. Growing up in Ithaca, N.Y., we graduated from Ithaca High in 1976, were pals during our college years, and he served as my “best man” in 1980. And that he is: the best. But in comparison to Phil, I am a victim! I have “the right” to be angry, hurt, bitter. It’s not fair!
How come? Because for over 35 years Philip has had something that I have not: A mom. In fact, he still has his mom. I can barely remember mine. I've not had a mother since Gerald Ford was President, the Bee Gees were hot, and Star Wars was only in George Lucas’ imagination. It was May 20, 1975, while attending a “ladies’ meeting,” Mary Miller, age 51, expe-
rienced a blinding headache, slumped on a friend’s sofa, and was rushed to the hospital. Two hours later she was gone. A quiet but deadly killer had taken her. “Aneurysm” is a word I wished I’d never learned, and certainly not at 16. It wasn’t fair. But Philip, my buddy, was there that tragic day in 1975. Within an hour he was at my house and five days later he and his mom “Mrs. F” came to my mom’s memorial service.
Three and a half decades later, he still has his mom. Phil is a fortunate man. But so am I, as I have many blessings ...
Karen is still my best friend, there are seven special people ages 27 down to 11 that call me “Dad,” a beautiful baby grandson, Joshua, has joined the Miller clan, and I love what I do. And just as I certainly would never hold it against Philip for still having his mom, I shouldn’t hold it against anyone for having more of anything than I do. Envy doesn’t wear well. Neither does the It’s not fair! We're all victims! mentality that pervades our society today.
Now here's what's not fair: Begrudging people their achievements, success, possessions, financial status, and good fortune.
When I hold it against others that they have more of anything than I do, I have chosen to be a victim. And victim thinking, self-pity, and envy eat away at my soul, destroy my ability to contribute, and make me a lesser person. Maybe even a small person.
Bottomline, when I play victim, I serve nobody—not even myself. It's far bet-ter to flip the switch and completely eliminate victim thinking from my life.
Kevin Brown is right: Bad things happen to all of us. Sometimes those bad things are tragedies beyond our control and sometimes they’re the result of our own mistakes. Either way, the secret to life success is in how I respond, the choices I make, and how I talk to myself.
And I, like you, will engage in healthy, productive, and truth-based self-talk saying:
• Successandhappinessarebasedonchoicenotchance.• Mydecisionshavedirectedmetomydestination.• IampersonallyaccountableforeverychoiceImake.• Iamnotavictim!Thoughts like these enable each of us to be outstanding. It’s just as simple as
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I Am Doing GreatDear Lord:So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent I have not whined, cursed or eaten any chocolate.However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes and I will need a lot more help after that. Amen.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
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The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal. ~ Frank Pittman
A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. ~ Norm Crosby
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. ~ Mae West
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