Date post: | 18-Mar-2018 |
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Thatis
abadidea.IthinksoandsodoesCassian.
ButwhatdoIknow?MyspecialtyisSTRATEGICanalysis.
Therewerealotofexplosionsfortwopeople“blendingin”
Thereisaproblemonthehorizon.ThereisNOhorizon.
Everybody
good?Plentyofslavesformyrobotcolony?
IhaveacuelightIcanusetoshowyouwhenI'm
joking,ifyoulike.
Thatmight
help.Yeah,youcanuseittofindyourwaybacktotheshipafterIblowyououttheairlock.
Honesty,newsetting:95%
Humor,75%.Confirmed.
SelfdestructsequenceinTminus10,9...
Let’smakethat60% 60%confirmed.
Knock,Knock…
Youwant55?
Screwyou,Alexa
Whatcanwesayabouthumourusing11AnalyzeWordsdimensions?
Concatenation Layer
OhGreat!
IamtheKirk,thecreator?
You'rewrong!JacksonRoykirk,yourcreator,is
dead.
Youdidnotdiscoveryourmistake;youhavemadetwo
errors.
Youhavemistakenmeforhim.Youare
inerror!
YouAREthecreator.
ERROR?
EXAMINE.
ERROR?
ERROR?
Fascinating.
Poorbastards
Idon’t
IT!
AlerttheMedia!
§
Theywillconstructyoursentencesforyou–eventhinkyourthoughts
foryou.
Butyouarenotobligedtogotoall
thistrouble.Youcanshirkit
bysimplythrowingyourmindopenandlettingtheready-made
phrasescomecrowdingin.
IfyousimplifyyourEnglish,youarefreedfromtheworstfolliesoforthodoxy.
Neveruseametaphor,simileorotherfigureofspeechwhichyouareusedtoseeing
inprint.
Theeagleeyewiththe
flatfeet.PoorGeorge.
Bible-beltstatesarered,
Aristocraticveinsareblue,
MyhumanchildrenloveME,
IonlytweetinIonic
Pentathlon
Andwouldlickdirtfrommyshoe
"origin":["#simple_poem#"],"simple_poem":["#blue_poem#","#gold_poem#","#green_poem#",
"#yellow_poem#"],"blue_poem":["#red_thing#arered,#blue_thing#areblue,my
#praise_target##praise_action#,and#praise_blue#"],"gold_poem":["#red_thing#arered,#gold_thing#aregold,my
#praise_target##praise_action#,and#praise_gold#"],"green_poem":["#red_thing#arered,#green_thing#aregreen,my
#praise_target##praise_action#,and#praise_green#"],"yellow_poem":["#red_thing#arered,#yellow_thing#areyellow,my
#praise_target##praise_action#,and#praise_yellow#"],
Rulename(ofthingtobegenerated)
Insertnamed#thing#here
“Olympicmedals”, “Spanishdoubloons”,
“gavethefar-rightatoehold”,
WetPaint
Wherewouldarobotlikemefindarichtrove
ofcomicclichés?
“Even on Central Avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world, he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food”
(Raymond Chandler, Farewell, My Lovely)
Somany
“about”similes
ontheWeb
Thisartfilmisabout
assubtleas
duringmorningmass
Aloudfart Cross of Irony
Burn, Hollywood, Burn
http://bit.ly/2mgkJUw
Onecomedicvoice,manyonlinesources
"origin":["1000metaphorsforTrump'sAmerica:\n#number#.#America#",
"1000metaphorsforPutin'sRussia:\n#number#.#Russia#"],
"America":["#{-subtle}#","#{-appealing}#","#{-welcome}#"],"Russia":["#{+ruthless}#","#{+threatening}#","#{+vicious}#"],"number":["Number#digit1##digit1##digit2#"],"digit1":["","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9"],"digit2":["0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9"]
1000metaphorsforTrump’sAmerica:Number269.Subpoenas
Domenext!
Wow,thisfunnyguyisreally
theWHOLEINTERNET!
AndIwouldhavegottenawaywith
it,too…
ifnotforyoumeddlingkids!