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Animal Humour - Learner Driver 100 ZIC-33791 0 10/04/2017 Animal Humour - No Fishing / Kingfisher 100 C-16509 1050 12/02/2016 Animal Humour - Public Enemy Number One 100 C-37103 150 18/05/2016 Animal Humour - Sheriff Chimp 100 ZIC-33789 0 10/04/2017 Animal Humour - Swimmer 100 C-33776 400 18/06/2018 Animal Humour All Creatures 100 C-32648 250 08/08/2018 Animal Humour All Creatures 100 C-14499 150 08/05/2017 Animal Humour Behind Every Man 100 C-11132 100 08/08/2018 Animal Humour Hi Sweetie 100 C-11394 450 18/06/2018 Animal Humour Whassup? 100 C-28650 550 22/06/2017 Animal Humour What Did I Do Wrong 100 ZIC-33780 0 Animal Humour Who Farted 100 C-28642 300 18/06/2018 Animal Humour Work 100 C-11393 850 18/06/2018 Animal Humour You Mad Cow 100 C-28645 250 08/08/2018 Animal Humour: Work 100 ZIC-28651 0 04/09/2019 Baa - Ali Baa Baa 100 ZIC-27688 0 12/06/2015
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Animal Humour - Learner Driver

100

ZIC-33791 0

10/04/2017

Animal Humour - No Fishing / Kingfisher

100

C-16509 1050

12/02/2016

Animal Humour - Public Enemy Number One

100

C-37103 150

18/05/2016

Animal Humour - Sheriff Chimp

100

ZIC-33789 0

10/04/2017

Animal Humour - Swimmer

100

C-33776 400

18/06/2018

Animal Humour All Creatures

100

C-32648 250

08/08/2018

Animal Humour All Creatures

100

C-14499 150

08/05/2017

Animal Humour Behind Every Man

100

C-11132 100

08/08/2018

Animal Humour Hi Sweetie

100

C-11394 450

18/06/2018

Animal Humour Whassup?

100

C-28650 550

22/06/2017

Animal Humour What Did I Do Wrong

100

ZIC-33780 0

Animal Humour Who Farted

100

C-28642 30018/06/2018

Animal Humour Work

100

C-11393 850

18/06/2018

Animal Humour You Mad Cow

100

C-28645 250

08/08/2018

Animal Humour: Work

100

ZIC-28651 0

04/09/2019

Baa - Ali Baa Baa

100

ZIC-27688 0

12/06/2015

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Baa - Baa Stool

100

ZIC-27685 0

Baa - Flock Around The Clock

100

ZIC-27694 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Lamborghini

100

ZIC-27692 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Lambretta

100

ZIC-27695 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Mars Baa

100

ZIC-27686 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Ram A Lamb A Ding Dong

100

ZIC-27691 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Rambo

100

ZIC-27696 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Sheep Dog

100

ZIC-27697 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Shepherd’S Delight

100

ZIC-27687 0

05/07/2016

Baa - Shorn Connery

100

ZIC-27689 0

05/07/2016

Baa - The Bleatles

100

ZIC-27690 0

12/06/2015

Baa - Woolly Bully

100

ZIC-27693 012/06/2015

Badgers

100

ZIC-33719 0

Bible Verse Come Follow Me

100

ZIC-32608 0

12/04/2016

Bible Verse Even Angels

100

ZIC-32609 0

Bible Verse Greater Love

100

ZIC-32605 0

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Bible Verse Hatred

100

ZIC-32613 0

Bible Verse He Is Not Here

100

ZIC-32606 0

Bible Verse How Much Better

100

ZIC-32611 0

Bible Verse I Am The Resurrect

100

ZIC-32607 0

Bible Verse I Can Do Everything

100

ZIC-32604 0

12/04/2016

Bible Verse Love Is Patient

100

ZIC-32603 0

13/02/2018

Bible Verse Love One Another

100

ZIC-32612 0

12/04/2016

Bible Verse Peace Be Still

100

ZIC-32610 0

Bible Verse The Lord Is My ...

100

ZIC-32602 0

British David Beckham

100

ZIAC-34104 0

British England Collage

100

AC-33750 0

18/06/2018

British England Text Flag

100

C-32585 027/06/2019

British Phone Box

100

C-34087 550

04/09/2019

British Post Box

100

ZIC-25536 0

British St George’s Cross

100

ZIC-30694 0

10/04/2017

British Tea Time

100

C-16614 50

24/07/2015

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British Telephone Box Sculpture

100

C-15336 350

27/07/2018

British Union Jack Flex Card

100

ZIC-32588 0

23/01/2020

British Union Jack Text Flag

100

C-32586 0

27/06/2019

British Union Jack

100

C-56720 0

14/06/2019

Bunnies

100

ZIC-33770 0

14/09/2015

Cat and Wool

100

C-33773 400

25/07/2014

Cat Bright Eyes

100

ZIC-33790 0

Cat Composite

100

ZIC-33785 0

15/06/2016

Cat Composite 4 View

100

C-32570 500

08/05/2017

Cat Portrait

100

ZIC-32569 0

Cat With Blackboard

100

ZIC-32571 0

12/06/2015

Cute Animal Cow

100

ZIC-33787 0

Cute Animal Ducklings

100

C-25594 150

28/06/2018

Cute Animal Ducks Three

100

C-25593 200

24/04/2018

Cute Animal Geese

100

C-25588 200

16/05/2016

Cute Animal Kitten

100

C-25599 0

05/08/2014

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Cute Animal Kitten Curious

100

ZIC-33779 0

12/05/2015

Cute Animal Kitten Grey

100

ZIC-25598 0

Cute Animal Kitten Sitting

100

C-25589 150

18/05/2016

Cute Animal Piglets Two

100

C-25591 50

16/03/2017

Cute Animal Puppies Two

100

ZIC-25587 0

15/06/2016

Cute Animal Westie

100

C-25595 250

12/07/2016

Cute Animal Westie in a bucket

100

C-32564 450

04/08/2014

Deer Young Roe

100

ZIC-33722 0

28/11/2018

Dog Collie

100

C-16467 750

22/06/2017

Dog Composite

100

ZIC-33989 0

10/05/2019

Dog Composite 4 View

100

C-32567 50

10/05/2019

Dog Portrait

100

ZIC-32566 0

Dog Puppy Composite

100

C-33990 1050

10/05/2019

Dolphin

100

C-33781 500

07/09/2015

Donkey

100

ZIC-33775 0

Donkeys

100

C-01282 550

22/11/2016

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Floral Range Composite

100

C-33768 900

04/09/2019

Floral Range Composite

100

ZIC-33765 0

14/05/2015

Floral Range Composite

100

ZIC-33766 0

19/08/2016

Floral Range Composite

100

ZIC-33767 0

Floral Range Forget Me Nots

100

ZIC-33761 0

Floral Range Gerberas

100

ZIC-33762 0

07/09/2015

Floral Range Lavender

100

ZIC-33755 0

28/06/2018

Floral Range Pink Daisies

100

ZIC-33769 0

23/11/2015

Floral Range Pink Tulips

100

ZIC-33753 0

Floral Range Roses

100

ZIC-33757 0

07/09/2015

Floral Range Sunflower

100

ZIC-33759 100

Floral Range Tulips

100

ZIC-33756 020/03/2017

Fox Cub

100

C-15894 200

24/07/2015

Goldfish & Cat

100

ZIC-33991 0

12/02/2016

Hedgehog

100

ZIC-33718 0

10/05/2019

Horses

100

C-33782 200

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I Saw This Mad Cow

100

ZIC-20515 0

23/11/2015

I Saw This Nutter

100

ZIC-20508 0

05/07/2016

Kittens Basket

100

C-33772 0

16/03/2017

Lamb

100

C-33783 0

13/07/2017

Lamb

100

C-33788 50

04/09/2019

Lamb

100

ZIC-13207 0

28/09/2016

Lamb & Sheep

100

C-27102 50

19/02/2015

Little Devils - Can’t Remember

I can’t remember if I’m the Good twin or the Evil one

100

ZIC-28726 0

Little Devils - If Men...

If men are from Mars... Then where’s all the nougat, caramel and thick, thick chocolate?

100

ZIC-28731 0

Little Devils - I’m Not Tense

I am not tense. I’m just very, very alert 100

ZIC-28728 0

Little Devils - I’m Retired

I’m Retired. Don’t ask me to do anything

100

ZIC-28730 0

05/07/2016

Little Devils - Influential

I may be a child... But I’m very influential

100

ZIC-28727 005/07/2016

Little Devils - It Is As Bad

It is as bad as you think... And they are out to get you

100

ZIC-28732 0

Little Devils - Jesus Loves

Jesus loves you (but I’m his favourite) 100

ZIC-28733 0

Little Devils - Love Mystifies

Love mystifies me... Chocolate I understand

100

ZIC-28734 0

Little Devils - Mood Swing

Next mood swing 8 minutes 100

ZIC-28735 0

05/07/2016

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Little Devils - Not Unemployed

I’m not unemployed. I’m a consultant 100

ZIC-28729 0

12/04/2016

Little Devils - The Beast

667 Neighbour of the beast 100

ZIC-28725 0

Little Devils - The Liver Is Evil

The liver is evil and must be punished 100

ZIC-28736 0

Little Devils - Time Flies

Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing

100

ZIC-28737 0

Little Devils - Village Idiot

Your village called... Their idiot is missing

100

ZIC-28738 0

Little Devils - Who Are These?

Who are these children... And why do they keep calling me Dad?

100

ZIC-28739 0

05/07/2016

Mare & Foal

100

ZIC-00433 0

25/07/2016

Otter

100

ZIC-33723 0

28/07/2017

Peacock

100

ZIC-33792 0

28/06/2018

Pig

100

C-15893 300

15/06/2016

Pig over Fence

100

C-25590 350

10/04/2017

Puffin

100

C-16508 5004/07/2019

Puffin Fishing

100

ZIC-07009 0

Puppies Basket

100

C-33771 350

14/09/2015

Puppy Bandana

100

C-33992 100

21/05/2014

Rabbit Baby Dwarf

100

ZIC-33786 0

23/11/2015

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Rabbits

100

ZIC-33721 0

Red Kite

100

C-25208 750

02/03/2018

Red Squirrel

100

ZIC-33720 0

15/06/2016

Retro - Artificial Intelligence

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

100

ZIC-33927 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Avoid Alchohol

Avoid Alcohol. Excercise Daily. Eat Healthily. Die Anyway

100

C-33929 50

01/04/2014

Retro - Bigamy

Bigamy: One wife too many Monogamy: The same thing

100

ZIC-33922 0

12/04/2016

Retro - Bimbo

Typical, you wait all year for a bimbo to turn up and then three arrive at once

100

ZIC-33943 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Charles

It was immediately obvious that Charles was going to grow up to be a tosser like the rest of his family

100

ZIC-33934 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Diamonds

If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor

100

C-33931 350

12/06/2015

Retro - Helen

They may not be as sexy as a thong, but the big knickers were staying until Helen could get someone to tackle her

100

ZIC-33938 0

12/04/2016

Retro - Housework

Housework is evil and must be stopped

100

ZIC-33937 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Husband Wife

What’s the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? About 45 minutes What’s the differnce between a girlfriend and a wife? About 45 pounds

100

ZIC-33923 012/04/2016

Retro - I May Look Innocent

I may look innocent, but really I’m a crack whore

100

ZIC-33933 0

12/06/2015

Retro - I’m Having My Period

I’m having my period so I can legally kill you

100

ZIC-33921 0

12/04/2016

Retro - Joyce

Joyce found that applying Pringles to her face had a great effect on her complection

100

ZIC-33925 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Julie

It was amazing how no one ever noticed Julie’s false leg

100

ZIC-33945 0

12/06/2015

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Retro - Kylie

Although Kylie was being well paid, she wasn’t sure how much longer that she could suck in her gut

100

ZIC-33926 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Margot

Margot decided to try the aftershave on her legs first before applying it to her Ladygarden

100

ZIC-33940 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Matthew

All the grooming products in the world and the fresh new gear just could not hide the fact that Matthew’s face

100

ZIC-33942 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Miss Goodhead

Miss Goodhead never understood why everyone laughed when she told them her name

100

ZIC-33944 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Never Zip Up In a Hurry

Never zip up in a hurry 100

ZIC-33924 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Puppies

I may look sweet... but I put puppies in the microwave

100

C-33935 300

12/06/2015

Retro - So Many Men

So many men, so little time 100

ZIC-33930 0

12/06/2015

Retro - Stay Calm

If you stay calm when all around you is chaos, you have probably underestimated the seriousness of the

100

ZIC-33928 0

12/06/2015

Retro - When In Doubt Party

When in doubt - Party 100

ZIC-33932 0

12/06/2015

Retro - When Life Is Getting You DownWhen life is getting you down, turn to alcohol

100

C-33941 150

12/04/2016

Retro - William

Not bad for a transexual thought William

100

ZIC-33939 0

12/06/2015

Road Signs - Aliens At Work

100

ZIC-27754 0

Road Signs - Angry Sheep

100

C-27760 450

23/03/2015

Road Signs - Drunks

100

ZIC-27764 0

14/05/2015

Road Signs - Elderly Pickpockets

100

C-20400 1050

23/03/2015

Road Signs - Elderly Stoners

100

C-27755 350

14/05/2015

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Road Signs - Family Planning

100

ZIC-20415 0

14/05/2015

Road Signs - GM Plant

100

ZIC-27752 0

Road Signs - Heavy Plant

100

ZIC-27761 0

Road Signs - Injuns!

100

ZIC-27757 0

Road Signs - Lonely Shepherds

100

C-20403 450

30/03/2016

Road Signs - Loose Sheep

100

C-27748 400

23/07/2014

Road Signs - Low Flying Carpets

100

ZIC-27762 0

Road Signs - Mad Cows

100

C-20410 50

10/07/2015

Road Signs - May Contain Nuts

100

C-27751 800

10/07/2015

Road Signs - Men Skiving

100

C-20412 150

10/07/2015

Road Signs - No Balls

100

ZIC-27750 0

14/05/2015

Road Signs - No Bond Cars

100

ZIC-27749 0

Road Signs - No Camping

100

C-20404 450

14/05/2015

Road Signs - No Cattle Surfing

100

ZIC-27763 0

Road Signs - No Fat Chicks

100

C-20409 850

23/03/2015

Road Signs - No Funny Business

100

ZIC-27753 0

14/05/2015

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Road Signs - No Overtaking

100

ZIC-27758 0

Road Signs - No Space Hoppers

100

ZIC-27759 0

Road Signs - No Viagra

100

C-20406 350

14/05/2015

Road Signs - Skidmarks

100

C-20414 750

14/05/2015

Road Signs - Splashing Opportunity

100

ZIC-27756 0

Road Signs - Troll Bridge

100

ZIC-27747 0

Road Signs - Welsh Services

100

ZIC-27767 0

Robin

100

C-08973 600

28/11/2018

Seal Baby

100

C-25432 100

16/03/2017

Seaside Pals - Crab

100

ZIC-32595 0

28/04/2016

Seaside Pals - Dolphin

100

C-32596 200

05/06/2018

Seaside Pals - Funky Fish

100

C-32597 10005/06/2018

Seaside Pals - Shark

100

ZIC-32599 0

02/06/2016

Seaside Pals - Three Funky Fish

100

ZIC-32598 0

02/03/2017

Seaside Pals - Whale & Friends

100

ZIC-32600 0

Seaside Pal

100

ZIC-32563 0

05/07/2016

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Seaside Skull & Crossbones

100

C-56721 2000

Sheepdog

100

ZIC-00955 0

05/07/2016

Statement - Congratulations

100

ZIC-32697 0

10/04/2017

Statement - For A Special Daughter

100

ZIC-32705 0

Statement - For A Special Friend

100

ZIC-32707 0

23/11/2015

Statement - For A Special Grandmother

100

ZIC-32708 0

Statement - For A Special Mother

100

ZIC-32706 0

Statement - Happy Birthday

100

ZIC-32786 0

23/11/2015

Statement - I Love You

100

ZIC-32698 0

Statement - Missing You

100

ZIC-32699 0

12/02/2016

Statement - Smile

100

C-56723 0

Statement - Sorry

100

C-56724 0

Statement - Thank You

100

C-56722 100

Statement - Thank You

100

ZIC-32703 0

04/09/2019

Statement - The Worlds Best Lover

100

C-32714 800

Teddy Bears Cookery Lesson

100

C-25641 450

02/03/2017

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Teddy Bears Fixing The Car

100

C-25643 150

24/07/2015

Teddy Bears Panda Came For Tea

100

C-25642 0

03/06/2017

Teddy Bears Picnic

100

C-25639 700

05/06/2018

Teddy Bears Something To Celebrate

100

C-25635 150

16/05/2016

Teddy Bears Summer Holiday

100

C-25636 800

18/05/2016

Teddy Bears Umbrella

100

C-25638 0

05/07/2016

Teddy Bears Wedding

100

C-25640 350

13/06/2016

Teddy Bears Yachts

100

C-25644 200

19/02/2016

Thank You - Cat

100

C-56728 2900

14/06/2019

Thank You - Cat

100

C-56731 0

29/04/2019

Thank You - Dad

100

ZIC-32710 0

Thank You - Dog

100

c-56727 300

Thank You - Dog

100

C-56730 0

14/06/2019

Thank You - Flower

100

C-56732 850

29/04/2019

Thank You - For A Great Time

100

ZIC-32711 0

10/04/2017

Thank You - House

100

C-56725 200

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Thank You - Mum

100

ZIC-32712 0

12/06/2015

Thank You - Plants

100

C-56726 0

Thank You - Roses

100

C-32702 150

16/03/2017

Thank You : House

100

C-56729 0

29/04/2019

Wish You Were Here

100

C-29293 -25

09/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

100

C-29294 0

21/08/2019

Wish You Were Here

100

C-29295 0

09/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

100

C-29296 0

09/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

“Well it was his fault, he shouldn’t have stood so close!”

100

C-29297 0

11/03/2019

Wish You Were Here

“Now I know why she’s so popular at matches”

100

C-29298 100

11/03/2019

Wish You Were Here

“I never see their Father!” “No, he only pops by twice a year to read the meter!”

100

C-29299 150

11/03/2019

Wish You Were Here

“I told little Harry to go and ask the nice man over there if he could kick his balls!”

100

C-29300 009/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

“You’re not doing it right Dad, the milkman always keeps his socks on!”

100

C-29301 325

09/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

“It says put a prick in the bag!” “Yes Fred, but they mean with a fork!”

100

C-29302 1625

09/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

“We had a good marriage. But things started to go wrong after the reception!”

100

C-29303 600

15/06/2016

Wish You Were Here

“Blimey, she’s brought her own airbags!”

100

C-29304 0

21/08/2019

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Wish You Were Here

“I like to think it’s just me who underestimates his intelligence!”

100

C-29305 800

15/06/2016

Wish You Were Here

“I thought she had all her rooms carpeted last year?” “Oh yes, but that’s going up her back passage!”

100

C-29306 650

07/08/2018

Wish You Were Here

“Mrs Jones! Both feet on the stepladder please! If it breaks off, you’ll pay for it out of your wages!”

100

C-29307 200

15/07/2016

Wish You Were Here

“I don’t mind the rabbits, but I’m not stroking your scrawny old cock!”

100

C-29308 0

07/08/2018

Wish You Were Here

“Put my Mother down! I meant put THIS old bag in the boot!”

100

C-29309 0

09/09/2019

Wish You Were Here

“The length’s OK but have you noticed that the bottom is all wrinkled!”

100

C-29310 50

07/08/2018

Wish You Were Here

“Now! Perhaps Norman, you’ll consider a new sofa!”

100

C-29311 250

12/06/2018

Wish You Were Here

“Your little brother has certainly filled out after his operation!”

100

C-29312 75

09/09/2019

World’s Best Dad

100

ZIC-32627 0

12/04/2016

World’s Best Friend

100

ZIC-32632 0

12/04/2016

World’s Best Grandaughter

100

ZIC-32630 0

World’s Best Grandfather

100

ZIC-32629 0

World’s Best Grandmother

100

ZIC-32628 0

World’s Best Grandson

100

ZIC-32631 0

World’s Best Mum

100

ZIC-32626 0

12/04/2016

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Create your own unique range

ZIDYEM | Regular Full Colour Mug | MOQ: 36 pcDims: 92mm high, 78mm open diameterPrint Area: 194 x 84mm

ZIMUG002B | Regular Ceramic Mug w/ blue colour glaze | MOQ: 36 pcZIMUG002Y | Regular Ceramic Mug w/ yellow colour glaze | MOQ: 36 pcDims: 92mm high, 78mm open diameter | Print Area: 194 x 84mm

ZIMUG008 | Tin Mug w/ black rim | MOQ: 36 pcDims: 78mm high, 80mm open diameter

ZICOAWS | Single Cork Backed Coaster | MOQ: 108 pcDims: 94 x 94mm

EASTBOURNE

+Use our postcard images across other products to create your own bespoke range

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Create your own unique range

ZKEY001 | Square Photostone KeyringMOQ: 300 pc | Dims: 28 x 40mm

ZIMAG007 | Flexible ‘Polaroid’ Fridge MagnetMOQ: 36 pc | Dims: 73 x 92mm

ZIMHHM | Tin Plate Fridge MagnetMOQ: 100 pc | Dims: 78 x 54mm

ZIKEY005 | Rectangular Photostone KeyringMOQ: 96 pc | Dims: 28 x 40mm

ZMAG003 | MDF 2-Layer Fridge Magnet | MOQ: 300 pcDims: 90 x 70mm, 6mm deep

ZISTAZ | A5 Notepad | MOQ: 100 pcDims: 148 x 210mm | Blank paper inside

+ Greeting Cards+ Calendars+ Tea Towels+ Tote Bags+ T-shirts

See our full range onlinewww.judgesampson.com

Call us 01424 420919

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Account Number:

Organisation:Name:

Address: Delivery Address (if different):

Tel:

Delivery required by: Signature required by:

Email:

Date:

Terms and ConditionsPlease see overleaf for our full sales terms and conditions.

TO PLACE AN ORDER:• Fill in your details in the form above.• See the attached range sheet and fill in the quantity of each product required in the box underneath its picture.• Please ensure that you order in multiples of the minimum order quantity.

YOU CAN SEND YOUR ORDER BY:• Telephone on 01424 420919.• Email to [email protected].• Post to Judge Sampson Ltd, 176 Bexhill Road, St. Leonards-on-Sea, East Sussex, TN38 8BN.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Carriage will only be paid (free of charge) for all goods ordered totalling £125 or more.

£ price

LONMUG004Union Jack 11oz Mug

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ORDER FORM

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1. Payment termsa) New Customers: – Bespoke work - A part payment of £50 is required for each new product line or new picture to be purchased. Goods despatched upon (i) approval of two satisfactory Trade References and one Banker’s reference when a credit account may be opened. (ii) payment of a proforma invoice. Payment is required in full within 30 days of invoice date.

b) If payment of the price or any part thereof is not made by the due date, the Company shall be entitled: (i) to charge interest on the outstanding amount at a rate of 2% over bank base rate per calendar month on overdue accounts. The customer shall be liable for all costs including legal costs incurred in the collection of sums due to the company. (ii) to require payment in advance of delivery for undelivered goods. (iii) to refuse to make delivery of any undelivered goods whether ordered under the contract or not and without incurring any liability whatever to the customer for non-delivery or any delay in delivery. (iv) to terminate the contract.c) Payment Terms (i) where a discount is allowed for prompt payment, this discount will only be allowed if the payment is received at the Company Head Office by the date specified on the invoice. (ii) the Company, will not be responsible for delay in the post and have the right to disallow discount where payment has been delayed by either the customer or the postal service. (iii) the Company reserve the right to charge any debtor a handling fee to cover the costs of administration and bank charges involved in processing and handling any dishonoured payments.

2. PricesAll prices charged are determined by the price ruling at time of order confirmation and are exclusive of Value Added Tax. Prices include carriage where the customer requires delivery to an address in the United kingdom subject to a minimum order value of £125. Overseas orders are supplied strictly ex works and F.O.B. costs are for the customers account. Quotations are based on current costs and are valid for a period of 60 days. The Company reserves the right to renegotiate the price of goods if there is a fluctuation in the currency of the country of supply and Sterling, the relevant period for measurement of such fluctuation being between the date of the order confirmation and the date of importation by the Company.

3. DeliveriesClaims for damaged goods or shortages must be reported in writing immediately on receipt of goods and should reach us within 3 days of the delivery date. We must be informed within 7 days of the invoice date of any non delivery so we can obtain the necessary documentation from the carriers.The customer is not entitled to reject a delivery on account of any quantity discrepancy, but shall pay pro rata for the quantity actually delivered. Orders are accepted subject to the availability of stocks and will be shipped to the extent of stock availability. At our option the remaining balance will be shipped as soon as further stock is available or shall be treated as cancelled.Delivery dates are estimated only and the Company is not liable for any loss arising out of delay. If delivery is delayed by strikes, lockouts, fire, accidents, defective materials, delays in receipt of raw materials or bought-in goods or components or any other cause beyond the reasonable control of the Company a reasonable extension of time for delivery shall be granted.

4. ReturnsReturned goods will not be accepted into our warehouse unless written authorisation has been received from the Company by the customer. Goods returned following the receipt of a written authorisation remain the responsibility of the customer until they are received into our warehouse. Returned goods must be sent carriage paid and are subject to a 15% handling charge.

5. RiskThe risk in the goods supplied shall pass: – (i) where the customer collects or arranges transport, on delivery to the customer or its carrier. (ii) where goods are otherwise delivered to an address on the British Mainland, on delivery to that address. (iii) in other cases on delivery to the carrier.Every effort will be made to carry out the contract but its due performance is subject to cancellation by the Company or to such variation as it may be necessary as a result of inability to secure labour, materials or supplies or as a result of any act of God, war, strike, lockout or other labour dispute, fire, flood, drought, legislation or other cause (whether of the foregoing class or not) beyond the Company’s control.

6. PropertyUntil we have received full payment for all goods which we have supplied to the customer at any time, the goods shall remain our property and the customer shall store the goods separately and mark them in such a way that they can readily be identified as being our property. The customer shall be at liberty to sell the goods in the ordinary course of business. We may revoke such power of sale if the customer is in default in payment of any sum due to us or if we have bona fide doubts as to the solvency of the customer. The power of sale shall automatically terminate if: (i) a receiver or administrative receiver is appointed over any of the assets of the customer or the customer goes into liquidation or a petition is presented or an order made for the appointment of an administrator, or the customer becomes bankrupt or an interim order is

made in respect of him, or (ii) the customer suffers any similar proceedings, or (iii) the customer becomes insolvent within the meaning of section 123 or 268 of the Insolvency Act 1986 or any other law relating to the insolvency.Upon termination of the customer’s power of sale, the customer shall immediately place the goods at our disposal and we shall be entitled to enter any premises of the customer for the purpose of removing our goods.

7. Retention of titleTitle to these goods shall remain vested in the Company and shall not pass to the Buyer until the purchase price for these Goods has been paid in full and received by the Company.Until title to the Goods passes: (i) the Company shall have authority to retake, sell or otherwise deal with and/or dispose of all or any part of the Goods; (ii) the Company and its agents and employees shall be entitled at any time and without the need to give notice enter upon any property upon which the Goods, or any part are stored, or upon which the Company reasonably believes them to be kept; (iii) the Buyer shall store or mark the Goods in a manner reasonably satisfactory to the Company indicating that title to the Goods remains vested in the Company; and the Buyer shall insure the Goods to their full replacement value, and arrange for the Company to be noted on the policy of insurance as the loss payee.Irrespective of whether title to the Goods remains vested in the Company, risk in the Goods shall pass to the Buyer upon delivery.

8. VATWhere applicable VAT will be added at the appropriate rate at the date of supply.

9. Third Party Claimsa) If any claim is made against the customer that goods supplied by us and not altered in any material respect: (i) infringe any patent, registered design, copyright design right or similar rights in the United Kingdom (or other country to which the goods are delivered by us) or that sale or use (for the intended purpose) in any such country by the customer or direct or indirect purchasers from the customer constitutes such infringement or that sales in the United Kingdom or such other country under the trade marks or get up under or in which such goods are sold by us is an infringement of any trade mark or amounts to passing off or unfair competition, or (ii) are defective or not reasonably fit for their intended purpose, then the customer shall promptly notify us of such claim and promptly pass to us unanswered all documents and communications received in connection with such claim. The customer shall not make an admission of false liability or compromise any claim without written consent and shall permit us to defend such claim (and prosecute or defend any appeal) in the customer’s name. The conduct of such proceedings shall be in our absolute discretion and we will (provided the customer and all direct and indirect purchasers from the customer take no part in such proceedings without our written consent) indemnify the customer against all costs and damages in connection with such claim except so far as arising in consequence of any matter applied to the goods or packaging used at the customer’s request.b) Except as provided in (a) neither we nor our officers, employees or agents shall be liable in any way, whether in contract or in tort, if it shall be alleged or held in that the possession, resale or use of goods supplied by us is an infringement of any patent, copyright, design right, registered design, trade mark or similar right amounts to passing off or unfair competition, whether in the United Kingdom or elsewhere except (i) in circumstances where such exclusion would fail to satisfy the requirement of reasonableness contained in the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977 or any statutory enactment or modification or (ii) if the customer is a consumer within the meaning of the Act.

10. Third Party RightsAny order involving reproduction from existing drawings, pictures, photographs or three dimensional objects, or involving special packaging, is accepted on the understanding that the customer is the owner of any copyright, design right, patents or registered designs (or any similar rights) or conversion arising out of such reproduction and against all costs incidental to or consequent on any such claim. Customer’s property and all property supplied to the Company by or on behalf of the customer will be held, worked on, and carried at customer’s risk.

11. DefectOur liability in respect of defective goods is, except as set out in these conditions, limited to replacement of such goods and we will not be liable whether in contract or in tort for any consequential loss however arising except (i) in circumstances where such exclusion would fail to satisfy the requirement of reasonableness contained in the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977 or any statutory reenactment or modification or (ii) if the customer is a consumer within the meaning of that Act.

12. WaiverThese conditions can only be varied in writing signed by a director. No other person has authority to agree any variation on our behalf. These conditions prevail over any inconsistent terms and conditions offered by the customer. The Company will not be bound by any of its documents, unless the customer specifically states in writing separately from such terms that it intends such terms to apply and the Company accepts such notification in writing signed by a director.

13. LawThe contract shall be covered by English law and the English Courts shall have jurisdiction to determine any dispute.

14. Exclusive OrdersWhere items are printed for customers’ exclusive orders, the Company has the right to deliver and invoice +10% or -10% of the quantity ordered.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS(By definition the word Company shall mean Judge Sampson Ltd)

1. Payment termsa) New Customers: – Bespoke work - A part payment of £50 is required for each new product line or new picture to be purchased. Goods despatched upon (i) approval of two satisfactory Trade References and one Banker’s reference when a credit account may be opened. (ii) payment of a proforma invoice. Payment is required in full within 30 days of invoice date.

b) If payment of the price or any part thereof is not made by the due date, the Company shall be entitled: (i) to charge interest on the outstanding amount at a rate of 2% over bank base rate per calendar month on overdue accounts. The customer shall be liable for all costs including legal costs incurred in the collection of sums due to the company. (ii) to require payment in advance of delivery for undelivered goods. (iii) to refuse to make delivery of any undelivered goods whether ordered under the contract or not and without incurring any liability whatever to the customer for non-delivery or any delay in delivery. (iv) to terminate the contract.c) Payment Terms (i) where a discount is allowed for prompt payment, this discount will only be allowed if the payment is received at the Company Head Office by the date specified on the invoice. (ii) the Company, will not be responsible for delay in the post and have the right to disallow discount where payment has been delayed by either the customer or the postal service. (iii) the Company reserve the right to charge any debtor a handling fee to cover the costs of administration and bank charges involved in processing and handling any dishonoured payments.

2. PricesAll prices charged are determined by the price ruling at time of order confirmation and are exclusive of Value Added Tax. Prices include carriage where the customer requires delivery to an address in the United kingdom subject to a minimum order value of £125. Overseas orders are supplied strictly ex works and F.O.B. costs are for the customers account. Quotations are based on current costs and are valid for a period of 60 days. The Company reserves the right to renegotiate the price of goods if there is a fluctuation in the currency of the country of supply and Sterling, the relevant period for measurement of such fluctuation being between the date of the order confirmation and the date of importation by the Company.

3. DeliveriesClaims for damaged goods or shortages must be reported in writing immediately on receipt of goods and should reach us within 3 days of the delivery date. We must be informed within 7 days of the invoice date of any non delivery so we can obtain the necessary documentation from the carriers.The customer is not entitled to reject a delivery on account of any quantity discrepancy, but shall pay pro rata for the quantity actually delivered. Orders are accepted subject to the availability of stocks and will be shipped to the extent of stock availability. At our option the remaining balance will be shipped as soon as further stock is available or shall be treated as cancelled.Delivery dates are estimated only and the Company is not liable for any loss arising out of delay. If delivery is delayed by strikes, lockouts, fire, accidents, defective materials, delays in receipt of raw materials or bought-in goods or components or any other cause beyond the reasonable control of the Company a reasonable extension of time for delivery shall be granted.

4. ReturnsReturned goods will not be accepted into our warehouse unless written authorisation has been received from the Company by the customer. Goods returned following the receipt of a written authorisation remain the responsibility of the customer until they are received into our warehouse. Returned goods must be sent carriage paid and are subject to a 15% handling charge.

5. RiskThe risk in the goods supplied shall pass: – (i) where the customer collects or arranges transport, on delivery to the customer or its carrier. (ii) where goods are otherwise delivered to an address on the British Mainland, on delivery to that address. (iii) in other cases on delivery to the carrier.Every effort will be made to carry out the contract but its due performance is subject to cancellation by the Company or to such variation as it may be necessary as a result of inability to secure labour, materials or supplies or as a result of any act of God, war, strike, lockout or other labour dispute, fire, flood, drought, legislation or other cause (whether of the foregoing class or not) beyond the Company’s control.

6. PropertyUntil we have received full payment for all goods which we have supplied to the customer at any time, the goods shall remain our property and the customer shall store the goods separately and mark them in such a way that they can readily be identified as being our property. The customer shall be at liberty to sell the goods in the ordinary course of business. We may revoke such power of sale if the customer is in default in payment of any sum due to us or if we have bona fide doubts as to the solvency of the customer. The power of sale shall automatically terminate if: (i) a receiver or administrative receiver is appointed over any of the assets of the customer or the customer goes into liquidation or a petition is presented or an order made for the appointment of an administrator, or the customer becomes bankrupt or an interim order is

made in respect of him, or (ii) the customer suffers any similar proceedings, or (iii) the customer becomes insolvent within the meaning of section 123 or 268 of the Insolvency Act 1986 or any other law relating to the insolvency.Upon termination of the customer’s power of sale, the customer shall immediately place the goods at our disposal and we shall be entitled to enter any premises of the customer for the purpose of removing our goods.

7. Retention of titleTitle to these goods shall remain vested in the Company and shall not pass to the Buyer until the purchase price for these Goods has been paid in full and received by the Company.Until title to the Goods passes: (i) the Company shall have authority to retake, sell or otherwise deal with and/or dispose of all or any part of the Goods; (ii) the Company and its agents and employees shall be entitled at any time and without the need to give notice enter upon any property upon which the Goods, or any part are stored, or upon which the Company reasonably believes them to be kept; (iii) the Buyer shall store or mark the Goods in a manner reasonably satisfactory to the Company indicating that title to the Goods remains vested in the Company; and the Buyer shall insure the Goods to their full replacement value, and arrange for the Company to be noted on the policy of insurance as the loss payee.Irrespective of whether title to the Goods remains vested in the Company, risk in the Goods shall pass to the Buyer upon delivery.

8. VATWhere applicable VAT will be added at the appropriate rate at the date of supply.

9. Third Party Claimsa) If any claim is made against the customer that goods supplied by us and not altered in any material respect: (i) infringe any patent, registered design, copyright design right or similar rights in the United Kingdom (or other country to which the goods are delivered by us) or that sale or use (for the intended purpose) in any such country by the customer or direct or indirect purchasers from the customer constitutes such infringement or that sales in the United Kingdom or such other country under the trade marks or get up under or in which such goods are sold by us is an infringement of any trade mark or amounts to passing off or unfair competition, or (ii) are defective or not reasonably fit for their intended purpose, then the customer shall promptly notify us of such claim and promptly pass to us unanswered all documents and communications received in connection with such claim. The customer shall not make an admission of false liability or compromise any claim without written consent and shall permit us to defend such claim (and prosecute or defend any appeal) in the customer’s name. The conduct of such proceedings shall be in our absolute discretion and we will (provided the customer and all direct and indirect purchasers from the customer take no part in such proceedings without our written consent) indemnify the customer against all costs and damages in connection with such claim except so far as arising in consequence of any matter applied to the goods or packaging used at the customer’s request.b) Except as provided in (a) neither we nor our officers, employees or agents shall be liable in any way, whether in contract or in tort, if it shall be alleged or held in that the possession, resale or use of goods supplied by us is an infringement of any patent, copyright, design right, registered design, trade mark or similar right amounts to passing off or unfair competition, whether in the United Kingdom or elsewhere except (i) in circumstances where such exclusion would fail to satisfy the requirement of reasonableness contained in the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977 or any statutory enactment or modification or (ii) if the customer is a consumer within the meaning of the Act.

10. Third Party RightsAny order involving reproduction from existing drawings, pictures, photographs or three dimensional objects, or involving special packaging, is accepted on the understanding that the customer is the owner of any copyright, design right, patents or registered designs (or any similar rights) or conversion arising out of such reproduction and against all costs incidental to or consequent on any such claim. Customer’s property and all property supplied to the Company by or on behalf of the customer will be held, worked on, and carried at customer’s risk.

11. DefectOur liability in respect of defective goods is, except as set out in these conditions, limited to replacement of such goods and we will not be liable whether in contract or in tort for any consequential loss however arising except (i) in circumstances where such exclusion would fail to satisfy the requirement of reasonableness contained in the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977 or any statutory reenactment or modification or (ii) if the customer is a consumer within the meaning of that Act.

12. WaiverThese conditions can only be varied in writing signed by a director. No other person has authority to agree any variation on our behalf. These conditions prevail over any inconsistent terms and conditions offered by the customer. The Company will not be bound by any of its documents, unless the customer specifically states in writing separately from such terms that it intends such terms to apply and the Company accepts such notification in writing signed by a director.

13. LawThe contract shall be covered by English law and the English Courts shall have jurisdiction to determine any dispute.

14. Exclusive OrdersWhere items are printed for customers’ exclusive orders, the Company has the right to deliver and invoice +10% or -10% of the quantity ordered.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS(By definition the word Company shall mean Judge Sampson Ltd)


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