3
25 th Annual Putman County Spelling Bee___________________ _ 6 My Friend, The Dictionary_____________________________ _ 24 Pandemonium_ _______________________________________ _ 32 I’m Not That Smart__________________________________ _ 17 Magic Foot_ _________________________________________ _ 46 Prayer of The Comfort Counselor_ _______________________ _ 54 My Unfortunate Erection_ _____________________________ _ 94 Woe is Me___________________________________________ _ 60 I Speak Six Languages_ _______________________________ _ 70 The I Love You Song__________________________________ _ 78 C O N T E N T S
