THE.rcLLobJlNa ls A sLIGHTLY EBlreD TRANSCRIPT or n.:ripe RecgRDlNc MDE ATTFE LARKSPI J'NE B, l9jz. ,Tne EDrt.Nc co.*.rsr.s oF sLrGHr REpHRAsrlss, *r"iioii6r iipeaio PHRASEST ETc"' lN .RDER T0 MAI(E rin'enilren'hRtrrEN cLARI TY. I ED GlLMoREts cAttERS INTITUTE : LARKSPURT cAttF0RN|A I"' ' -'--'THE l'xsrRuCroR. Tne qu*l' NerH onoen, lN ANY soRr oF'AI ltllr:T-,!R clAss' l.sr!-9lltllt FrcATl.oN oF THErnuTRucroR rs,,pnoaeeuv rnE Mosr rMpoRTANr inlruoias ro ine IMPoRTANCe oR VALUE uou !{lLt PLACE oN nnnAryou HEAR FR.M ntii'iil"liti"T?i-ne'qunlirv mrser'r FtRsT! I nm'NoT AN 1T!9.!11.'llo?'B'v AN,Y srRErcH 0FTtlE rMAerNArtoN. Byco*pARrsoN u,rrH nqNy-uen.ii,'inri,ioulnnv; r-nu n B€c|NNER lNTHE SQUARE DANCE Acrl'vtwr At\D l!M suRE TrAr-sor,rE oF you'ttAvE'HAD M.RE.ExPellir,a; !.q1-i,qyi,$?, ar-ienii-ru YEARs' 'l nu aru AUTHoRITY lN YucAlPA' QAt-tFoRNrA. trM rHE oni-v'inllin irluCaLrn, 19 nr.9n5 1t! T ly.d.irY; HERiiir'r='rusr:AN'THER 'ALLER - so'ltM ' rNTHE F'Rr,MrE oR rrNFoRTUt-rATE posrlo* oFHAvrNc BEcoME a* uuirii'iiii'avtionir*e ar.o PmMorlrs rHE 'QUARE DA.€E nCrivirr r* A ctvEN AREA AID:THUs BecoMlNG AN AUTHoRITY' , ' ''' ARE SOME OF TI{E IHII'IGS TFIAT My ExPERtEt€i, rne r,alsrares rnar l.HAVE MADE' A9 I1E.999.,1rT'*Es rHAr l t{AvE HAD' BE,r.Jtlt-TALK neouT rHlS EveNlNo. ArwoplNloHs, ANyrHlf\G rnar t sav DURING me even-|ruG. wlLL You PLEASE RE${EMBER, Mtsr NECESSARILY BEoPlNlotlATED. l.|E ALL l{AvE ouR oPlNloNs, vou nlvivdu*'ili i xaveuine' AP-IE:I:-G.9IY to DTSA.REE oN,soirr nrniiri ii*1inr-l g suner'iw t REspEcr v6un ntCnr ro youR oPtNlgl-Ats lim swE Tl'lAr YoutLL REspEcr ilry RtcHrro M|NE. so, tF t snv sor,rEi*ri,e 'iou-ooH;r'aenie wtrnl IqI_Y-o!'F.EEL ItM l'lRor'lc ABoUT - FLEASE DONTT DISLIKEltE FORlT - REIaEMBER THAT lT MlGflTBE, A CONTROVERSIAL poim eUf tT$ONIT BE ARGUMENTATIVEI ItU, ffi ^*;r;il'nln, i6ti -'t'^r'irnilrue w optrutoG. . ltdc=iGiv'-coooucreo a ia iiiJ-irsir-rurE'i'r.r'rrielnooLeweqr, 1g,-rr,r flirf lNd=_io ME BEFcReHAi!D IttY.slPr.39'R€-{or - rHreRisreo tN rmEoRy. rlrE wANr NErl DAtrcEs, ruer,r rnicxs wlrH-oLD Dll!E1.II.I-EI:, T!I:t-Ig: *F :l|",::t":I*1ll ^ t*lbKtsrEu rN rn.U''r. wE w.'r, 'tsr v6'!vL". '-' leix-an6 iiuo ftreui ''lrps soRRy, I cnuuot coNlrulT-l^ DANCES. WEIRE MIT INTERESTED IN IHEORY'I. SO I WROTE THEM E gALLERS tr.6rlrurg bfliiotiiiiicussrrue rrcinv, B.EcAUsE IHlolY ls HALF oF cauutn6, A|s GtvlNG You A FEld nEw DAtsEs' NEb, TRlcls wlrH oLD DAr€EE, MlxERsr_EJc., wiruio BENotttlNc sgoRr or"RoeeeRv. i wotgo BETAKII'IG YouR MoNEY'ut{)ER FALSE pRErEr{ses, iicauiiliou io,.,r-o'euy-iiiai-rH n eoox. THenE ARl.?g2!f_9FrFEt..PUhlsHED. You couLD BUY A Bo0l( FoR AD9LLAR, MTuEoGRApH rr Aro ctvE rr ro voun lgueEls FcR ANoTHER couPLE oRTHREE BlJcKs. so wrv sHot'LD YouPAY ME, pAy My ExpENsES To conE To yoJR aw ^6-rlcr A cALLERs ttsrtruTEr ]!:r.Io GlvEYou e rrw Heyl cALLS?n lrD LIKEro pur tr t"ii rnt-]"i corii-ijonr ro sAN FRANctsco ASA porrER. lto ser uP MyPorrERs UHEEL, Ate ltD MAKE soilE poTS FoR you ANDltD SELL THEti4 rO Vou, Tneru slx_l'tottTHs FROil{ NOW I COUTO COME BACK am I cq.lu0 !4AKE SoME M9RE pors FoR you Alo SELL you soms, nno iio srAy lN BUstNEss. oR - | couLD coMElN AND sET UP MYPorrERs utllEEL AND sHo11 yorJ Hou TO MAKE poTS, Ar\D MAvBE you Couto ulxe rnem ietteR T$.N I CANrsul I to sHot{YOJttow I uaKe eoTst ANDlF you LIKE ui-pori-vO c6uuo eo, nneao qlotMAKE fttEM youRSELvEs. You sEE - Itp ae currti€ gfF-lY-ot"N rcsE T0 vi splrE riiy FAcE,E[rr rH;;t;-iHi-r{Av i pneren ro conDucr A4ALLERs cLAss. I t'ANr ro Dlscuss METHoDS oF DoING THlt'lGs F' .-Hm inrr,res;t otscuis Hor you DEsIGN DAttcls, Nor clvE ytlrJ DAttcES; To Dlscuss Hoh, You sELEcr GooD DANGES FRo!4 BAD oeHcisr'.'*} io eivi-iou nie oHesrxnr I rrrni ARE GooD. lr I oavi You rrc oNEsI rHINK ARE GooD lrD GlvE You MINE A.,\D YoU MI6HT DISAGREE. hfiEN You GET THRJ AN) AMLYZE TI.IEM 8Y MYOWN METTTODS YOU WILL PROBAtsLY FIIID.O{JT THAT MYDAI€ES AR€NoTeviN onrceAeLE AM) you srIouToITT UsE rnemNi ETI. IN FACT,IILL GUARANTEE IT' BECAUSE I DONIT USE SOi4E OFTIIEM AT ALL - THEY ARE NOT DANCEABLE. So mrn FlR EvAtuATtlG THe CALLER. YOU pROeaeLy WILL BE TNTERESTED lN KNOIIING hftiAT tr'lvEXPERIEIICE H1S eeen,- lon iiv'ennfienRs d,,r iivi eien:cnLlr,G. -Fon inE LAsr'FouR yEARs ltve BEEN A RLL-rlnEPRoFEssloNAL:__qg.^i:iF rnnr t AM DEvoT|l,lc ABour 14-15 HouRS. A DAy, ? oAvsa },eEK, To SQUARE DAtrcE cALLlr'lG_tP_:!!A!l 9l1C! PRoM9ll9I. i1 rHsr,itme er,ofiRU FLL THAT ExpERlEr.rce I nave pnoeasty HAo A GREAT DEAL MoRE EXPERIE$cE lN AcnALHouRs 0F rrMEFur rN'rHE Acrtvtw rltAN soME CEr-r-ens wxo rnve cALLED FoR 25 yEARsr BEcAUsE rHEYr:gllJ 91ff glEE A rloNrH Al'o - irre; i#":d^u.l'ciii'liui'tiii''oi-il. or"m HAI\D, rHERE eRe cnlreR3 rnnr inve pur lN A cREAr DEAL uoRE rlMEn'nN I nAvE Ala slLL ARE r.r0T FULL-Ttfre dli;i:pg0iesiro6nui. inev oevore EvERy spARE ldoMENr ro lr AiD sltLL HotD Dot'lN N.IOE AND_CANI.r N irVir're. I TNI CO THAT. AIO I NNO N PAINT STORE UP IN YUCAIPA ANDOPENED IT AT ?:,0 IN THE MoRNrr€ Ar\D cLosED ti ar 6:o0, cHAI'{GED cLoTHEs Ato nre (rne uJIFE AiD I TrrttlricTtRrs BEFoRE F cL9:q-15_qIT.l]., THEN'wE Jufipeo tN THE cARAr\tD DAsH€D To Los AIGELES oR sotrlE PtAcETo cAL! A squARE.DANcE: _l_?9ItT HAVE THE PHY- slcAL sraulHa ro no it, ar-rr.rouen I xHow rnAT soME oF yorl FELLots ARE HoLDING DoutN n.loo nm cALLtnflBALMosr-EveRY NIGHr tN Tt{EtllEEr - so6 BLEss youg I HopE you cAN GET ArdAy wlrH lr - | couLDNtT! | HAD To !'IAKE A cHOlcE,s0 | soLDTHE sroREr A REcREf.TloN DIRECToR ltt'Reotsttos TALKED ue tmo lTr Al\o EVEN THEN lT TooKfllM TwooR_TLl:L^ ^^ M0NTHS, eur I MAoE THE DEclsloN KNolllNG RLL I{ELL Tl.tAT I wouLD N€VER MAKE As },{JcH MoNEY our oF SQUARE DANclt'|o As i1'ff; il'w ffi;'IGi*Iii':"rn'rn.r rr r,fAs A pRErry cooD LrrrLE BrrsrNEss Ar rFtE rrr.rg l..sgr-9.ti. 'Txe PolNr rHAr . SoLB ME IN THE oIREcToRTs ARGUMEI,ITS t|]As, flEDt YoU AID DRUSCILLA COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE INTHE PAINT iGiHris'eno iou'Cour-o pRoBABLy unxe a-ior oF uorueY.Mavee vou houLDNtTr .t.rts A GAMBLE oNE trAY 9l Il! otlJfl...^... ANywAy, you HAVE A cooDcHANcE oF MAK|IIG our, BrJT you upuLDNtT BE HAPPY. You DoNtTENJoY THEB6lIEll:.-_I0y^nI..^ Nor uAKe ANvr4onEy tN fiE squARE DANcE eustr,liss, sut I xnnwHow you LovE THE AcrlvtrYr Hot,l You LovESQUARE ?lSLre, t"iot,, you BELIEVE tN lT, r${Dl-lvE WATCHED vou rlonxtruo am I xnol rHATYourRE C0MPLETELY HAPPY WHEN Yfl-$!-PS.lTt TEAcHlr\G AND cALLING iaunne DANcEs. TneRers oNLy ABour oNE MAN lN EVeRv rEN THoIEAND h*lo HAs rHE coOD FoRTUNE To BE ABLE TO tdlRt( AND EARN SOME SORT OFA LlVlNc tN SOl.lETHtl\E YOU EI1OY TnoROUGtfl:Ys. lCett, TXnr WAS TttE CLISIGHER: bt;;ff iiri-rt wrrH ouR EyEsopEN Ars l cAN sAy THAr erren niuoir FoyR I€AR9 t.lE rsvE neven neeRer.rED tr. !'|E'MVE EruoyED EVERv'sr;i; il^d;-or-orn-squane-oancr ncitvtry, AM) EvERy DAtcE. I nnvENEvER cALLED o_oll.:_ry^I.u:: TAucHr n cr-nsslinni-t oror,r'r eru.rov, ins I pmutsEo uvselF Hner,r I wa$r tNro lr, THAT tF tr EvER coI_Io--BI-t',9lIl tF _ I evER Gor ro THE polNT WHERE I xno ro.coNtDER SQTJARE DA$CE cALLlN6-lnRK, neru | wout-o qulr Alo 6ET lNTosoME- THINGI,'{ERE I COUI.O MAK€ SOI4E MONEY. Af\D I STILL SAY T}IE SAME THIT{GT I sTITI- DoHIT rNor Ho!{ Loire IT TAKES BEFoRE YOUTIR€:OF SOMETHING LI:KE SqUARE DA'\CINGI. I ITAVE$IT SE€UN TO.Y€?' aG i-ieeL rrni t r,revin wf tr-. HowEvER. lrM NoT Gollrg T0 sAy ilhigvgRrt. lrm colt're To TRy lN THls cLASs NoT T0 sAY ...'"Hevani-0R"AlYAYs;;]Bicnrsi.-.rrrosesraieuenrsAREPRETfFlNAL'Af\pllMNoTsUREoFANYTHlt\jG..|tM.n$T N naori'nrnvrtrr*e. i r,rnv-ee wnonre aion n eneer MAW'THtrGs aNp eetleFs aaouT:squnRE'onncE Acrlvl rlEs., : :r , :
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THE.rcLLobJlNa ls A sLIGHTLY EBlreD TRANSCRIPT or n.:ripe RecgRDlNc MDE AT TFE LARKSPI
:l|",::t":I*1ll ^t* lbKtsrEu rN rn.U' 'r . wE w.'r , ' tsr v6'!vL". ' - ' leix-an6 i iuo ftreui ' ' l rps soRRy, I cnuuot coNlrulT-l^
DANCES. WEIRE MIT INTERESTED IN IHEORY'I. SO I WROTE THEM EgALLERS tr.6rlrurg bfliiotiiiiicussrrue rrcinv, B.EcAUsE IHlolY ls HALF oF cauutn6, A|s GtvlNG You A FEld nEw DAtsEs'
NEb, TRlcls wlrH oLD DAr€EE, MlxERsr_EJc., wiruio BE NotttlNc sgoRr or"RoeeeRv. i wotgo BE TAKII'IG YouR MoNEY'ut{)ER
FALSE pRErEr{ses, iicauiiliou io,.,r-o'euy-iiiai-rH n eoox. THenE ARl.?g2!f_9F rFEt..PUhlsHED. You couLD BUY A Bo0l(
FoR AD9LLAR, MTuEoGRApH rr Aro ctvE rr ro voun lgueEls FcR ANoTHER couPLE oRTHREE BlJcKs. so wrv sHot'LD You PAY
ME, pAy My ExpENsES To conE To yoJR aw ^6-rlcr A cALLERs ttsrtruTEr ]!:r.Io GlvE You e rrw Heyl cALLS?n lrD
LIKE ro pur tr t"ii rnt-]"i corii-ijonr ro sAN FRANctsco AS A porrER. lto ser uP My PorrERs UHEEL, Ate ltD MAKE
soilE poTS FoR you AND ltD SELL THEti4 rO Vou, Tneru slx_l'tottTHs FROil{ NOW I COUTO COME BACK am I cq.lu0 !4AKE SoME
M9RE pors FoR you Alo SELL you soms, nno iio srAy lN BUstNEss. oR - | couLD coME lN AND sET UP MY PorrERs utllEEL
AND sHo11 yorJ Hou TO MAKE poTS, Ar\D MAvBE you Couto ulxe rnem ietteR T$.N I CANr sul I to sHot{ YOJ ttow I uaKe eoTst
AND lF you LIKE ui-pori-vO c6uuo eo, nneao qlotMAKE fttEM youRSELvEs. You sEE - Itp ae currti€ gfF-lY-ot"N rcsE T0
vi splrE riiy FAcE, E[rr rH;;t;-iHi-r{Av i pneren ro conDucr A4ALLERs cLAss. I t'ANr ro Dlscuss METHoDS oF DoING THlt'lGsF' .-Hm inrr,res;t otscuis Hor you DEsIGN DAttcls, Nor clvE ytlrJ DAttcES; To Dlscuss Hoh, You sELEcr GooD DANGES FRo!4 BAD
oeHcisr'.'*} io eivi-iou nie oHes rxnr I rrrni ARE GooD. lr I oavi You rrc oNEs I rHINK ARE GooD lrD GlvE You
MINE A.,\D YoU MI6HT DISAGREE. hfiEN You GET THRJ AN) AMLYZE TI.IEM 8Y MY OWN METTTODS YOU WILL PROBAtsLY FIIID.O{JT THAT
MY DAI€ES AR€ NoT eviN onrceAeLE AM) you srIouToI�TT UsE rnem Ni ETI. IN FACT, IILL GUARANTEE IT' BECAUSE I DONIT
USE SOi4E OF TIIEM AT ALL - THEY ARE NOT DANCEABLE.
So mrn FlR EvAtuATtlG THe CALLER. YOU pROeaeLy WILL BE TNTERESTED lN KNOIIING hftiAT tr'lv EXPERIEIICE H1S eeen,- loni iv'ennf ienRs d,,r iivi eien:cnLlr,G.
-Fon inE LAsr'FouR yEARs ltve BEEN A RLL-rlnE PRoFEssloNAL:__qg.^i:iF
rnnr t AM DEvoT|l,lc ABour 14-15 HouRS. A DAy, ? oAvs a },eEK, To SQUARE DAtrcE cALLlr'lG_tP_:!!A!l 9l1C! PRoM9ll9I.i1 rHsr,itme er,o fiRU FLL THAT ExpERlEr.rce I nave pnoeasty HAo A GREAT DEAL MoRE EXPERIE$cE lN AcnAL HouRs 0FrrME Fur rN'rHE Acrtvtw rltAN soME CEr-r-ens wxo rnve cALLED FoR 25 yEARsr BEcAUsE rHEYr:gllJ 91ff glEE A rloNrH Al'o
- irre; i#":d^u.l'ciii'liui'tiii''oi-il. or"m HAI\D, rHERE eRe cnlreR3 rnnr inve pur lN A cREAr DEAL uoRE rlME n'nN InAvE Ala slLL ARE r.r0T FULL-Ttfre dli;i:pg0iesiro6nui. inev oevore EvERy spARE ldoMENr ro lr AiD sltLL HotD Dot'lNN.IOE AND_CANI.r N irVir 're. I TNI CO THAT. AIO I NNO N PAINT STORE UP IN YUCAIPA AND OPENED IT AT ?:,0 IN THE
MoRNrr€ Ar\D cLosED ti ar 6:o0, cHAI'{GED cLoTHEs Ato nre (rne uJIFE AiD I Trrttlric TtRrs BEFoRE F cL9:q-15_qIT.l].,THEN'wE Jufipeo tN THE cAR Ar\tD DAsH€D To Los AIGELES oR sotrlE PtAcE To cAL! A squARE.DANcE: _l_?9ItT HAVE THE PHY-slcAL sraulHa ro no it, ar-rr.rouen I xHow rnAT soME oF yorl FELLots ARE HoLDING DoutN n.loo nm cALLtnflBALMosr-EveRYNIGHr tN Tt{E tllEEr - so6 BLEss youg I HopE you cAN GET ArdAy wlrH lr - | couLDNtT! | HAD To !'IAKE A cHOlcE, s0 |
soLD THE sroREr A REcREf.TloN DIRECToR ltt'Reotsttos TALKED ue tmo lTr Al\o EVEN THEN lT TooK fllM Two oR_TLl:L^ ̂ ^M0NTHS, eur I MAoE THE DEclsloN KNolllNG RLL I{ELL Tl.tAT I wouLD N€VER MAKE As },{JcH MoNEY our oF SQUARE DANclt'|o As
i1'ff; il 'w ffi;'IGi*Iii':"rn'rn.r rr r,fAs A pRErry cooD LrrrLE BrrsrNEss Ar rFtE rrr.rg l..sgr-9.ti. 'Txe
PolNr rHAr. SoLB ME IN THE oIREcToRTs ARGUMEI,ITS t| ]As, f lEDt YoU AID DRUSCILLA COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE INTHE PAINT
iGiHris'eno iou'Cour-o pRoBABLy unxe a-ior oF uorueY. Mavee vou houLDNtTr .t.rts A GAMBLE oNE trAY 9l I l! otlJfl...^...ANywAy, you HAVE A cooD cHANcE oF MAK|IIG our, BrJT you upuLDNtT BE HAPPY. You DoNtT ENJoY THE B6lIEll:.-_I0y^nI..^Nor uAKe ANv r4onEy tN fiE squARE DANcE eustr,liss, sut I xnnw How you LovE THE AcrlvtrYr Hot,l You LovE SQUARE ?lSLre,t"iot,, you BELIEVE tN lT, r${D l-lvE WATCHED vou rlonxtruo am I xnol rHAT YourRE C0MPLETELY HAPPY WHEN Yfl-$!-PS.lTtTEAcHlr\G AND cALLING iaunne DANcEs. TneRers oNLy ABour oNE MAN lN EVeRv rEN THoIEAND h*lo HAs rHE coOD FoRTUNE ToBE ABLE TO tdlRt( AND EARN SOME SORT OF A LlVlNc tN SOl.lETHtl\E YOU EI1OY TnoROUGtfl:Ys. lCett, TXnr WAS TttE CLISIGHER:bt;;ff iiri-rt wrrH ouR EyEs opEN Ars l cAN sAy THAr erren niuoir FoyR I€AR9 t.lE rsvE neven neeRer.rED tr. !'|E'MVEEruoyED EVERv'sr;i; i l^d;-or-orn-squane-oancr ncitvtry, AM) EvERy DAtcE. I nnvE NEvER cALLED o_oll.:_ry^I.u::TAucHr n cr-nsslinni-t oror,r'r eru.rov, ins I pmutsEo uvselF Hner,r I wa$r tNro lr, THAT tF tr EvER coI_Io--BI-t',9lIl tF
_ I evER Gor ro THE polNT WHERE I xno ro.coNtDER SQTJARE DA$CE cALLlN6-lnRK, neru | wout-o qulr Alo 6ET lNTo soME-THING I,'{ERE I COUI.O MAK€ SOI4E MONEY. Af\D I STILL SAY T}IE SAME THIT{GT
I sTITI- DoHIT rNor Ho!{ Loire IT TAKES BEFoRE YOU TIR€:OF SOMETHING LI:KE SqUARE DA'\CINGI. I ITAVE$IT SE€UN TO.Y€?'
aG i- ieeL rrni t r ,revin wf tr-. HowEvER. lrM NoT Gollrg T0 sAy i lhigvgRrt. l rm colt ' re To TRy lN THls cLASs NoT T0 sAY
. . . ' " H e v a n i - 0 R " A l Y A Y s ; ; ] B i c n r s i . - . r r r o s e s r a i e u e n r s A R E P R E T f F l N A L ' A f \ p l l M N o T s U R E o F A N Y T H l t \ j G . . | t M . n $ T � � N � � � � � � � �naori'nrnvrtrr*e. i r,rnv-ee wnonre aion n eneer MAW'THtrGs aNp eetleFs aaouT:squnRE'onncE Acrlvl rlEs., : :r , :
' GlL i lORE t2 '
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squo*-Dr*il ca*Las iGiiigrel-ito ilnsses elve A:LorG'L{bT oF QUALIFrcATtor.rs'FoR BEtts A succEssruL sQuARE "
TH€y Ltsr A h*r61E Lor oF QUAL1FlcATtons FoR BEtr€ A srccessiut- cruueil t LlSr Tlii{EEt T}i}iEE QuALlrleATl0r\6 FoR
BErf€ A succEssFrrl squARE DANcE cALLER Ato ruil68R 0llE, rHE Top oF TrE Llsr tsr sllicERlTY 0F PURP0SE" l'JE iJiREDlsc{.tssl}tc EARIIER tN tHE EvENlr{c soME CALLERS - CAtiens $o AP3AREITLY ARE wo,1L;R;uL CALLERS lN TEcHNtcAL
ASILIW - THE ABITTTY TO GET UP AND CALL A SQLV1RE MICE FOR It{E G3O{tP: OR EVE:'I TC CONDUCT A DATCE FOR A FULL
EvEHll{c, cALt tHE DAtsEs, CARR{ THF: prc€Mu ALoNE - Atp Ysr FtvE sEFii r!':EM FAi:.3 lilEtvE SFEN ]}lEsE sA[4c CALLERS
ArO Tr{E FIRST THtilC yOU KMH THEy 1TAVEN T A}ty 6ROUpS [pf. ATTEIT:.iL::' iiRJPS (FF AT ttlElfl DA{.DEST lT GofS DoliN
Alo Dos{r Txev losg oNE illc}lT A uecK, Ato Tl*,N ANOT}IER NIGHT, Ai'i:, irl::5; FiFTL'�SC0i.i tlEY!'iE GOT cNr: Nicil': 0R Tt{o
flto6fs A ;g1NTH.FoR crlLltl'6, AnD THEN pnerw sootr tx6yrRE col|itu,t," i,.!,-,'T slUARE )I, lclNc ls A FAD, tT ls PASSEET
THEY qulTl [lvE SEEil tf tsmeH AID So]tE 0F you HAVE SEEN lT HAPPtl.i, l,i:i!l.l CHAN::ES ARE TEN T0 oNE Tru-tf THE
FAILURE, THE rtlNg THAT IIADE IllE t4AN A FAILURE, TI{AT PReVEiIIED Hlir ;"PCM 8El ltG A SUCCESSFUL CALLERT l{AS THAT HIS
REAsoN ilR warrtrc To BE A CALLER rdAs iar RIGHT. tte mEEDeD slr€ERiry oF PuRPosEl .'
stt€ERlw oF puRposE ER|EFLY STATED tS l?ils3 A stip€RE oesine To SERVE Tt€ SQUARE DAirE ACTIVIW Al9 lHE PEoPLE
lN lT. taT youFsELF, Txe cnlueR so sTARTs our "o sERvE Hlr,rsELF tS DEFEATED SEFORE HE BEGlltSr BECAUSE YOU c&tf'loT
roor- .irn pgopLe. Tne squeRe. DA;€E AcTlvtW ls A pEcuLlAR oNEi TIE eBJPLE Do|rtT ldAtJT AFft mRT 0F THE PERS0N FlO
IS S€FVtr€ HII'GELFi B€CAUSE THE VERY ESSEilCE OF SqUARE DAT\EII{6 IS UT{SELFISFh{ESS" IF YOU ANALYZE T}E ACTIVITY'
tr ts coopEBlflor{, As opposED To coltp€TlTloN. So lF Trt{E CALLER sETs our ro sERvE HIMSELF, T0 ilArE A BIG sHoT 0F
HIT,ISELF, TO ECCO'AE FAHqJS, TO BE THE BIG T{OISE, TO BE UP IN FROHT AIO ilAKE THE NOrS€; TO BE NOTI CED' lt} HAKE'
rorr*r-h.recHArcEs ane reir ro oNE IHAT HEILL FAIL. Nou I sAy llAT HlrH M) RESERvAT|oNS ExcEPT Tltls - f,Psr oF usnne exrROvenfs ArO TE START tXrT FoR TlgT REASON. llosT CALLERS ARE ATTRACTED To SQUARE DAIICE CALLlls BECAUS€ THEYAR€ Ex?RovERTS, TH€y IANT To BE THE Blc NolsE, THEv IANT To BE uP th FnoHT, THEv HEAR THe CALLER uP TI-ERE Ain
rHEy SAyr-rg€q-{rO t{{€-T+€e-+H*Tnr-ilAvgeJiffaONrrmFr1TTFEnsELvES, }AYBE IHEY DON|T Kt$09 T}mTTHErTR€rxrRoveRis, r.oi,ge. T{ev oonlr raw bfiy ttrEy ARE ATTRAcTETI To cALLtts, usuaclv T}tEy ARE ExrRov€Rts. lF Ye sen€nrt
EXTROVERTS HE COJLDT{'T GET UP IN FRONT OF A CROIO,lt\D SPOUT OUR HEADS OFFAID lt/iKE TtE FIRST BLUIDERIT€ ATTEilPTAT cALLtfs A squARE DAIG€. WE houLDNtT rtAvE ]}rE N€RI/E To Do l?. lr'nRoveRTs DoNtT tsvE rttE NERVE To CALL uttEsssoiregotly MAx€s rHEt Do lr. PRgcttcAt-t-v Kt{oBoDy EvERy l.rAKEs Arrye@y GET up Alo srART cALLlt$. I caue lNto CALLINGu$fltLLrloLy. I aoneeo ro cALL FoR THE Yucalpa SquARE Darce CLue uNTtL THEv couLD 6ET A cALLER. Txar uns ptviyEARs AGo, anD tHEytRE srlLl Loq(tt€ FoR A CALLER, THSRE ARENTT a,rD HERENTT ANy CALLERS iN r|Y AREA, so I cAN sAYTrnT AtD 6et argv H3TH lT. I Can Sav 71gT I REALLy DtOr,lfT y61i1-r{CALL wrtu I STARTED. NOBOsy CAN PmvE T}4T'IDID - gJT Los<|r.tc BAct( oN lr I ttrtis( pRoBABLy rxnr I DID uANT T0 cALL, BEcAusE I us€D To GET uP AIg €NTERTAINATcLtBs AH} I tjseo.To Go AR(xJIo A.ID TELL A,IIifr SToRIE Ar.D.GIVE READIIIES. I pul.p Do A}IYTTIII.IG IHAT AMTSDY ASKE)IiE To Do TT+AT IfiIJtI) HELP UITH THE PRoGRAI'I, 5o I UAs AT{ EXTRoVERTI I cou|.o GET UP PLENTY oF ilERvE TO DO SOI.IE-Tr'ttll6, so THAT HrEN THEY SAID SO,|EBOOY HAS TO Cntl, I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, lfLL CALLnT arO I eOr UP AtS CalUO.' soTHATTS rH€ $qy I stanyeo, AeD I rHtM( l,tosr or]tER cALLERS srART FoR tHE sAflE REAsoti. 'Tx,rr ts, BEcAusE,Tt{Ey IdANTTo 8E UP lr,l FR0NT ArO HA|{E A ttlolsE, A|,lD T}IEN lT ocCURS Tq tHEt TI{AT H{ILE ll{EYtRE D0lf,lc lT THer CAN PICK UP A FEwBUcKs on THE slDE (ar'o tr THEyfR€ ieal russ-xusH ABoTJT tj'rayee UNcLE SAi{ i{orltT KwoH r}rEy cor tr A}o lrrLL 8E ALLennw). THEr.l rHEy sAy, mGE€ silz, I oor n DAllc€ ToNlcil{T, FIFTEEN B('€KS ArD THEse p€oplE Tt{tM( ltri hJDTDERFiJL. Noltr I cau GET TUo noRE DANEs, THATTs $+5 I reex, AoD THAT up ovER A yEARsts rtME Ar\D lr ls qulrE A Srstr 'THFr-ARe
Nor DEDrJcrlrs cAsoLtN€, P.A.sysrEr{, Ato REcoRDs AtD stcH, AT tlr ls polilr tN THe GAMEr A{.ryrAy tT BEcoMEs MoREATTRAcrlvE, so rfiey 60 lnililER eno iones ro sERvE SELF. Txev oo HAr,llER Ar\o roircs - usuALLy Agouf A vEAR. ltt wOBsERvATloN lT TAKES A CALLER ASoU? A YEAR oF SAl$lftlG HIS H€AD AGAIi€T A STON€MLL To Fl t'O ottf IHAT H€tS SERVIISTHE WI€ PARTY I*t€N HEIS SERVITG SELF. IF HE TIAMS To sERvE SELF, HEIS GorTo QUIT AIs START sERvtilG PEOPLE, Af{DIF HE SERVES THE PSFLE IN HIS PROGRAI4 A}O TI'IE PEOPLE IN HIS DAI'EE, TI{EY'LL TAKE CARE OF HIH. THAT TS T}IE OI{.Yt{AY }lE cAfrr sEft/€ Hlf{tELF. THE PEOPLE }|AVE GOT TO KNOI{ 1}rAT HE LIKES THEfi, THAT HE|S pROMOTtf,lG A SqUARE DAI.CEACTIVITY FOf IHEI I , EECAUSE HE B€LIEVES IN IT A}O BELIEVES INTH€ VALUE OFTHE ACTIVITYI
lrH l,tor colts lrro A LorG DlscouRsE THls EvEuts oN l)rE HIsroRy oF THE DArsE, BEcAusE you pEopLE tN THE SAN FMr,l-clsco AREA, AT LEAST A GSEAT uAtry 0F You, l.AvE foLK DAIcE BACKGRoINDS. YoJrvE sTUDlEo oAr€lt$, yot KHot, DANGEHlsToffY, Ig!_Iryd fiAT ALL FORfiS OF O r*tNe FROr'r THE AeetNNir,lc OF THE HISTORY OF tlAN, rmVe aeeNA HEAI6 OF D(-PRj:sslrc EmTt0N. So trrou-oqrs rHAT sQTJARE DAstrlic, lF lr ls o*t{crr€, ls A HEAI€ oF exmrsstiG Ermrton. IBELIEVE ttlAT.?HE Ef,lOTl;Ot{ THAT. l? EXPRESSES, THAT SQUARE DAr€lfS rdAS trrC$OED TO EXPRESS, tS rHE EilOTtOti IlrAT rrv ...}..6RA'OFATH€R AIO GRAiD�TOTHER AiI} YOUR GRAI'DF4TFIER AAD GRAPHOTHER FELT rcR EACH OT}IER bJITEN ftI€Y INVENTED SQT'AREDAr€lFs. Tuev roox Blrs oF FoLK DANcEs oF orHER l.rATtots Ars put rHEr.4 TooETHER, soRT oF HApt{AzARDLy Aro ur{corF'SCIEISIOL,SLY INTo A FORfTI OF OArcI|tb. THEY I.IADE ITTAT FbRI,I OF DAI.trtiG €XPREss I'}IAT T}IEY FELT mR EACH oTHER, A}.o I .,KNotc hllAT THEY FeLT FoR ElcH oTHER, BeCALBE I'rvE HAxe tT liy Buslt€ss ro Fla{D our, ItvE TAL(ED HlrH r.sNy psplE,FIRsT-HAts, fiE o.D-0LD-TntEffi. I rAs FoeruirATE EM)ucH To HAVE A FEATTJR€ sroRy puBLlsHED lN A NEsipAp€R A8ourilE IIII TI€ SAN BERNAROIIIO AREA SEVERAL YEARS AGo, Nxo 8OO$I I Go? LETTERS FRcFit ALL ovER - FRo!.I oLD-T|IIG CALLERS.OruE OLD FELL(H HAS A5 YEARS oLD TIGN. HCTS 90 ir xE'S SriTI ATIve. I 'MAFRAID THAT THIS YEAR PFDBAELY..SAbJ THeEiD OF HIii.AS H€ I{A5 PRETTY FEESLE. 8UT XE BAS A PROFESSIOML CALL€R til OHIC 6ET}'EEN I88O AiD 1890. NE tSS NPRoFEssloML cALLn SgcAusE HE cor Hts ruilsERs FREE tr,r Hls cLUB. lN ltrteE DAys rHE HALLs IJ€RE t{or vERv Bf6, AloTHEY @JLDNIT 6€T EVERYSDY tN 1HET,I THAT WAMTED TO DAiCE, SO .III{EY EAVE THEM fU.'UBERS. FIRST COIC, TINST SCNVEO.You EoucHT yotR trJtiBERr^AtvD lF THE HALL HEL' 20 coupLEs, THE FtRsT 20 r\uMgERs e'or ro 6o;, lF oNi or nreu coi.rm
'{O7 TiAXE IT TIi€il NJT€ER 2I GOT A CHANCE. TH€REFME HE hlAS A PROFESSIOML EECAIJSE HE GOT IIIS f\UilBERS FREE.
soHE oF THIS OI-D-T|XERTS PATTER ldAs veRY |NTEREST|NG TOo, JUST AS A SlDe LIGHT HOr{ ASOUr THIS? flELEpHAI\'TS FOOT0N THE CORr,t€RrS ALL'. THIS !flS AN Ar.lelrnme Leff. nEl€pHAlfrrs Foor 0N fie CoRNERS ALL'| AND lfil rftDERtr€ lF [aAy_8E THEY DtoNrT Do A J${pt}G BALAr,tcE ou at Altan*me LEff BACK lN 0tlo tx lggo-1990. rBlRDlE tN t}tE oAGE* uAstDuex tN rHE wo utrH A tsE tN THE cRoufsn. ,BtRDlE Hop ouT AiD caot{ Hop t$f lnsreno oF TI{AT lr uAs nplc lN THE fPEil rffrEE RAILS [oui8", iDrrcK tN THE rdrD HttH A NosE lN THE GRouts - Pts tN THE pEN ]ilTH r]tREE RAILs ARotton.:HE oAvE ftE A s{oLE RJI*H oF trrtREsrlrG oNEs.
THE IXPORTAiTT TTIrc I GOT FRO' THE OLD-TIITIER HAS THE ATTITUDE OF lHE PEOPLE TffARD EACH OT}ER. hIAS IT A DR['fU(gvBRAII? tS! .lT HAS A FAillLY AFFAIR - tr t{AS CLEAr'r, ArO lr t{As trroLEsoritE, Afo lT r{As of\rcE A Mot{fH. ir rdAs riie
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. IrM LoNry;ii;r-i |vi ir-r n'naiCr'oui-iv mvierF, I Donrr'lrAvlcg[All'r'lrH oTtt€R PE0PLE. I neeo orfcR PE0PLEI' l'neeo rhEtn sLpPoRr' *o t*il,'ii;"i*t'ffii; cioeennrton' THEIR FRIE.\D.H!P'1''' 'THAT ls o,lsr HE .itl.Hr F6vE sAlo'
: AND TTJAT. lS t#tAT fiei pw tNTo THEIR DAN6ING - TltATrs r*rAT THEY EXPRESSED lrJlTH lT.
nt f,tors tF we RE-EsrABLtsH squARE DAnEtitG, lF tde REvlvE THE Acrtvlry Ato ALL t{E REvlvE ls-r.HE-f.P AND logI-}J9I!-
Aro rgE m*ii nlvrvi.i*e iprerrl r'.rJ i*rinn nno-punpose oF_sQUARE DANSi.G, wEf RE JUST BUILDttlc A mTTP-S-:IFE-
ToN. lr DoESNTT MEAN A rHlr,tc, lT HAs ito VALUE T0 ArlHoNE.^ BUT lF b|E RE-ESTAELISH THE T_tIlI-AltD-99oP:llfloNtrnterosnlp-;ro eooo ier.r-or6iii'alo nosptrnuw Ars ALL TH6E THINGs rHAr rHGE PEoPLE Fet.T ryR $!__oMl^^^THEN 91E ane ootno soMETHtrG haRrH idHtLE. l,ly DAD couFrED $y MoTHER AT sqARE DAI'cEs lN wEsT TExAs BETWEEI l1yt,a}ro lgoo. He ime TfirRTy MtLESo HE r{As A RAftH FORB.|AN ArO HE RoDE THIRTY MIIES ON XORSgencr AM T q|�!NiL_-come in ar,rv rnrcv E4SRS1DERED si lRTs AND BogTs ElrHER, 6pys. HE BouGHT Hls sToRE sulT Ato PATENT-LEATHER sll9Es
AND BRqJGnr IHE, o$ TrlE BAcx'oF,nls sADDtE'AiD uren ni Gor ro TnE oANcE, AT t*tlcHE{ER lAfH_lr IIAPPENED ro aE
rHAr MoNrH. {eEcAUse tr weNr FRor{ oNE RAircH ?o aruorrc,R}. I{HEN HE Gor THERE HE kJEl'Ir ouT m t! 8An! fll l.!J!.-pLENry op iaqiEn AM soAp HE wAsHED up AhtD ct{Air€ED tNTo Hls sutr Aro cELLULoID co')LAR AND sHoEs.- tlE PUT 0N Hls
, coar, uro rij'rarrEi iow 'rdi *ri r,rroir, ii oioniiraie opp'xts:coAr:lu tttE pRElENc! oF_ 9?lF: Txeu rrcv DATcEDrn n erJstiw,ni;;rd#;"i iesi.. Anro-o-ni iusr nips nm ;Nonrs hfttEN HE sEEs oNE_oF tnlsE :?:cliiP_90Pln.WEAR.II{G HIs HAT IN TT{E H0USE (IrcToeurauY: HERB GREGGERSoN FEELS TTIE S,II,IE bJAY - BhI}. TH€ DAD.BLASTED^IDIOTEls aweoov r,rEARtr{G Hts HAr tN THe HousE HERE? lt.rusr tsNtT @oD mM{ERsg DAD ts ??-YEAls 0{-D, 78 l! ll9usrtAto r€ sQLnRE DAIcES tltrH us ALMosr EyERy SATURDAv Ntcnr. Dno curs lNro sQuAREs nno 0oo ELESS HlMr.ll:Ili-l_..TRles rotoo A LlrrLE ptGEON-bilNGr A LlrrLE JtGj EvERy TnrE HE GETS HorrlEr He HeveR seltls._Ps, H!-ltAs.m.!:KHts FEET.A LITTLE oIT I*GN riers.UpPosED To ae.ST.AroI}s STILL, BECAUSE THEY DID Ii IN THOSE DAYS EACK I!.!E!TTExAs. Ar,ro.rusr As AMITHER 5;DELIGHT; A Dg.gt-Do tN wEsr Texls, THAT'S our NEAR SAN ANGELo, BETUEEN lEqg lYlp+rAsTlE s€5cl-BALE*!*€rrE, sO Sesr€ of THE TEXAST GALLER5 Unb XaVe B.EEN ll6lsreur nrar THERE ltAS !IEVER-g_eur oN€ oo-cr-oo, t{tLL HAVE ro crcxe mv Dao BEFoRE rHEy cAN pRovE rr. [E sAvs rHAr lr trAs IHE_D9:9!:tlllITE, ALTltd;GH rney orofrrr BALA1{SE mRulARD AN) BASK oN TgE IrRr{ By nrg teFr. Trc Catt was oTUo LITTLE LlDlEs SIDE BY
slDE, oENrs FATTER Dotlrt oN,TnE oLD cow HIDE'. Am rxev pnrrERso-:oouw oN THE oLD oou HIDE1 IHEY Jl99P:._T1L.lust .lolrueD HAros AND J|66ED, AND THENTTfiE,TUO OLO cE?{fS SIDE BY Sl0E Al\D THE GALS PATTER DoWN ON THE.q[D,cot{ntoen er,o-ixe efrus *ouio-oo'n ulrrui lro. Am nier,r rHEy rdouLD ruRN sy rHE LEFT Ats HollE rHry:? G!: -i$I^lf
i tre sO-Cl-oO, OUR Do-CI-BALLANETT€, lN west TexnS tru 1890i Be l}nr AS lT MAy, wErRE GETTlts BACK T0 slf'tCERITY. OF PURPOS€. .---
StNcERl w oF puRposE ls To pRs4oTE THE squARE DAr\tce AcrtvlTy BEcAusE ff THE vALUEs oF Tl{E sQuARE oa$rf-a!J!;vlly. Atto wxar ARE THcsE vALUEs? | oor.rrT HAv€ To TELL you, BecAusE youR EXPERIEInE HAs BEEN IHE sAttE, As MINE.Awi' ir-r sTARTED REctlNG rne vnlues rr hrouLD ee LrxtREADiic AN ADVERTIsET.ENT FoR A PATEIIT MEDlclNEo TnFll -.-_
, xAvE BE€N so MeNv REAsots - t*rv I FEEL ]HAT trts A puB|-lc sERvlcE To PmuoTE TIE SQUARE DAtlcE AcTlvlw. !:T Nor, ^ eolNc To MENTTON THE CASE 6r rxe pEOpLE rcHO tsVE ACTUALLY lN ilY BELIEF 8EEN SAVED FROM SUICIDET OTHER lHlrcs
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THAT l rouLDNtr lrENTtoN BEcAusE As I sAy, tr r{ouLo soul) LIKE A PATEt.{r MEDICINE ADvERrtwEilENrt _BgI-Y9Yl-Y5_tL, _: HAD THts ExpERlEilcE, yourvE nAD soMEBoDy'coMt ro you Ar.D TttAsJK you FoR sQtARE DAr,EtriG BEcAUse lr HAs cETENTED-
THE RELATIoT\6H|P geiweeN HUSBAT\o ArD r,,lFE, BEcAusE lr HAs BouhD THE FAMtLy cLosER TocETttER, EEcAlJsE THEY FoulDA Col}o40N INrER€ST, BECAuSE lT BROUGH? THE-SI'|Y RELUCTANT GAL }{il0 NEVER [,llXED' - lT BROUGHT HER oUT AtrD l'tADl |!l_
,, RlENoLy mro .lor-ti, AND MADE lr posslBlE FoR A coupLe m HAvE A Lor oF FRlertls rltAT l,lAYBE lttEY NEvER ldOuLD HAVE. HAD DuRtf\G rHEtR uAnnlED LIFE. TseRe ene so l|Ar{y fitr.r6s - wEfLL DlScusS THEM A LITTLE LAT€R ON:_nl]rlsL.l i_i wlLL Dlscuss s@iE oF ne'proeters HE HAve tn"ouR cRoupsL UsuALLy lrltEN yfl, cET To rH€ Borrotl oF lrr tr's qElE
TlfE AcTfvlTy fs itEED€D. ..AtSo,Tae TRoTBLEJTIAKERS - THEy NeED squARE DAf'{cl trl6r }{E k'lLL Dlscuss T11,1T LATER. BUTTHE ll{PORTAtfT THTNG ls TI{AT lF ALL T}AT SQUARE DAt\tClMi PROVIDED, tF lHE ONLY SERVTCE T}nr SQUARE DAt€lhtG PROVIDED: .
i FoR THE,p€optE htro pARrtclpATE tN lr r{As ?HReE Horns oF EscApE Bnou rre pRoBEE}rs oF MoDERtt ExlsrEtlcEr qryoLE!€: WIIICTi ARE FAR GREATER I?IAN THA PROELEf.{S OF EX:ISTET.EE T}TAT HY DAD AilD MOTiIER TNCEO It.I I'TEST T€XAS' OR BEFORE 1HEM ':. '
; THAT f{Y GRANOFATHER AruO GRNIoMOTHER FACED. TXEV WCRC OfiLY €l;CAPIt€ FOR THREE HqJRS OR FOUR OR ALL NIG]tIT.THEY t,suALIY cLUfiIG To EAC}I OTHER FoR As LoIs A3 THEY c,Uu' IN III6E RARE OPPORTUNITIES. 8UT IF THET NEEDEO
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;. OF A CAUSE. IT tOUtO EE OT ERENT VALUE TO TTIE PEOPLE bHO PARTICIPATE. fuT NENC ARE MANY OTHER TTI][SS1 I'IANY 'I
,, oTH€R sERvlCeS TIAT lT CAN PERFORM FOR THg PmPLE kHO c0,le l$fo SQTARE:DA||0INo lF lcE CAN GET lllEirl lNTo A-IROSAM: Aio xEEp rieri tN lr. Bur t{E Musr K€Ep't}tEtrrr r{E cANrT 6ET rHeH lN wtrn n FAD, t{trtt HAts AID Fmr uoRt(r lrlrH A
SKELET0N. Aro MNGLe lr AnD ENTERTATN THEII Fon n trrlle AND r{AvE tHEt.t TANDER AUAV BEcAusE THEY Do$rT FlhE AnrYtrEAT oN ine Borue. ltElv€ GoT To sHoU THE PEoPLETT|AT cori{E lNTo lT, T}IAT SQUARE DAtsll$ ls NoT JusT A}oTHeR _pHystCAL AcTtvlTy. NoT J,rsT ANoTHER neCRenrlor,rAL AcTlvtTy, BUT lsE-(l HESTITATE To sAY THls BUT ItvE sAlD lT
, BEFoRE)--To me lris A tdAy oF LtFEr sIJEET At,gl stMpLE! Awo I rrlnx I cAtr PRovE lr3 So Muclt FcR lllE FIRST QUALI-FtcATloN oF A SQUARE Mr€E CALLER. I oontr BELIEVE Tr-AT t{E r{AvE To ELABoMTE oN IHAT At{Y MoRE BECAUSE I THII{(viu piopri xruow-rri-var-ui-or squARe DAicrrF, Ar\D youR FrRsr REspot\FlBtLlry ts ro pmuor!
!ryry1:ltff.ry:^ll3*.DAI\CE ACTIVITY, At\O TO SERVE lHE PEOPLE Wi|O'COME TO llE DANCE TI{AT YOU CALL FOR - Tt{ PEOPLE TFAT YOU TEACHIlr vou sERvE THEM, THE PEoPt-E Ar{, AcrtvlrY wlLL sERvE Youg
IfuM8ER TUO. TALENT. THE SECOI\o QUALTFICATION FOR A SUCCESSFJL CALLER IS T}uT hIE IIIH,JST IAVE TALENT. WHAT IS.TALE;I11? A seruse oF RHyrhs,t, cEoMETRtc sENsE, votce (Yome LlsrENtMi ro MINE rorutqir) nm I MEA$ A CLEAR volcet
r AsD pERsoMltry cAN ee rnlEnr Ar\D tr cAN BE DEvELopEo. A lor oe pEopLE ARE FoRTUI{ATE Et\touct{ T0 8E BORN I�_AI --,+; GogD p€RsoNALlry. Tney iusr oEveLop rMT HAy aecnuCe r-rEtn MoTHER trAs ALr,{Ays A JoLLY PERsoN, I{to TIEIR GRAM}-
' I1OTHER h,As ALIJAyS A Jo{-Ly FRIE1r1DLy pERosN Ap; IHEy p6t-r-oil lN T1rEIR FooT sTEFls, &iT TALENT PRIIIARILY ls THESEr\rSE OF RHYTH{ CoMB|NED trlTH A cooD cLEAqsTRoMi VolCE, A GEotdETRIC si:t'tsg'ArrO THE ABILITY fo SEE OR TO VISUAL-lzE PATTERNS. AiE tHls Musr ALL sEcoME sr'norcen am srnoareEn, so ruar you.Kt{ot', t{HeRE PEoPLE ARE AIs WFIERI YOrrR
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SJ L?f_lls.q!:-ry!" Blr ux:n sorEeooy LAct6 A sElts€ OF nvnwrr NosoDy rals 1€xrr"trEr, iog,ne'oir-aeir urx t tTlf t{trilcln u{m?ul{4TEly, A Lor oF OALLERs co oN Fm rm, oR ixnee, 0R EVEN FouR m FlvE yEARs HtTr{ oilE :r l, :FnlLuR€ AFTER Arsrr€Rr B€carsE noaoDy fs rrilD Efious{ ro coitvt.rce rren rrnr r}fEy LAc( A sEa{se oF Rtr};yt,r, THAT?t€Y cAHrT CALL 70 rui aEnr of n€_rlrslc. So nr.E*t FoR TALEN? - | nEEOxrT rLlgORAr; nRrxen.
N,nqen r ls l$otil-EDE€.. TtrE LAcK oF rHls rs rHE FATLT.RE oF i.osr gALLERS. lbor calr-ees s{o stART tH EvENnALLyDlsco/ER T}IAT THEY IIJST BE Slr€ERE oF PIJRPOS€, TTAT'S AFTER Tt€ytvE sERvE Fm A hJlLE. TXe necmrttzE THE VALUESAro rAtrt ro s€RlrE. l40sr ltAvE A cEqrAlN Aitouur oF TAtEtvr, €i{xrc}r ro €ET By - HAyBE t'pr to B€ Tgq st6cEEsFra aJT.Tler lrAvE THE REQTJIRFD TALENT. &rr uJrBiR t, Ki0hnEDGE rusr ee &eutREDa you nnr AcQutRE Krsr.Eo€E Ato ToAcqulRE It Yq,, ilrsr srtDY. In rv expenleme, |tr rH€ ruo cALLeRs cLAssEs FcR BBelMleRs, TIAT As s@N AS A BE-ellscR cnLL€R l{AsjlExORlzED A FEt{ cALLs, Ats HErs lrGr<|ilo bilTH pEopLE *to AREHTT tgp-n6rex DATEERS (aeceuseHE ugJALLy srARTs trH a BE€ll$GR cnoupi, HE THtit(s InAl *t't REAL cooo. tte eers-ip AiD cALLs rHE DArcE AiDtl€ E0PLE lrAvE^HJra A|o sOflGBOoY corEs UP Aatlo PtTs xr,n gU,nr6 EACK Ato sAys, ItYoUtRE woro€RftA, yotJtRf T€.fiRtFtc,YC[rrRE ?OPS!i BOOr,l, xEtS A 6nllen a1O HE mESNtT HAVE TO mft( A$yilORE. XeiS eOi ar-r. rr: KUTLEDGE HE NEEDS -s{:rrD!of{:T rHw TELL t{!t, !!19 lorgEgqrlr otou_rlTt{-E_y-.Appr.AuD Utf,t{_trE c.AttEDr_Dlaxlr,rHEy rEAa *-,rrg,ecoR'EGr-**1ro*rdi-crlnilr+c-cnai
io I netsT cnlun ero vou cAilti coNvtl€E Htr| moil THEnE or{ our n{T $e r€€t€ Torremtle Hls AElLltY Al€ TO SnFY ArO TO lr€R€ASE HIS XTWLEDOE OF'nrE SQUARE DAI€E ACTlVlTy. I Xrye S?UDtEoArs J HAVE sruol8D coilrtilJwsLY mR sevehnt yEARs. Txe uonE I sruDy, TH€ loRE I REALIZE Hou LtrtLE I oo rncnrA8our l7 - rllAT ts Abour ALL ll{€ PMSEs oF lr, AND Hou vAsr Tr.tE flil6 enH ee. l{E sHorJLD sruDy Ho}, Fg*E Ttr{til€Alo RYTI{Y|| cAtil BE DEFINEDT *rAT ls PosstBLEr ir*r caH BE ooNE t{tTH rHEn rFRu pATIE}6E Ap1 THE DEvELopliE oFTl€ SQTAR€ DAi€E ACTtvlW At$ n'€ DEvEtoPtllg oF lTs DAr€ERs. t{E sgotr,D sruDy To tHPRovE rHEtR goltFoRT Afll rrgtRR€LAXA?lou Af'o I{€lR Frrt. So - tetrs DEAL UtrH xttol,ltEogg. ̂ {lrs rxe oile minr nir,T'ALL CALLERS CAts * INTER_EsrED lttl. il05T oF IHEH ARE toT To IMEREsTED tN PttLosoprff, ^il--rue ARE INTERESTED p{ THEotrt. Sol€ ARE 1p;-yll.T€R€srED lr{ }r€u cALLs, NEU rnlcxs t.ltTH ot-D DAr.tcEs nu rtxLRs. lr mnrrs youR cAsE, TxEN ycn ryE ALR€ADvAnRlvEDt YOu D0rtl IIEED.xt€t{.EDcE. YdrrRE ALn€ADy llrERE, you DofitT ilE€D ro strJDy.
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FIRST PART OF 'OOIil-EDGE? WE tilST XOT qUAttFY f{AT HT TT.ISi OO. rr+hiT ARE I,E ATTETFTITS TO DO Y}EN rE STARTDEALIIC WIIH fiE TECHNICAL SIDE IN TFE SCTEITE OF CNLTIT,IG. IfiAT ARE U€ ATTEIfTII{G TO DO . Y}ICT DO YE H i|T TODo? lil cALLlt€Aml€E ItE rAM.To CALL FoR A cRoup oF pEopLE oN THE RooR, rrE uArirr ro pRovlDE lt{srRucytoN ToTH€r oil t€L l0 D0 A €EolETRlc DEstcN 7o t{Jslcr Aro tn ocDER FoR THE DAr€ERs t0 RETAfi{ T}E!R I$TEREsT Al$ srAy lNllr'rA?rlvlw LorG EilolBfri F0R.vqJ ro cAu; To IHe.I VERY r,tcH, I BEUEVE t1raT you gLL 11nvE To pRoylDE n1gr HtTncorFOR?AaLE D4t5llc - C0|f0RTA8LE DAilf,ltt6. Txlttt neo.lt lT FoR A tiohetn - COIF0RTA6.E rlAr{ct}G tN THE pRopERsPtRl?. EorH ARE ALL lrPioRtA[T - You cAilrT ttiv€ d{E Ats ibr rHE onER. Ycru rEtsr nnve eorx c$rFmrAsLE DAa€t..eAS Tl€ pnDpER splRlr.
Til{AT IS OOIIFORTABLE MNCIiE? bTEIVE DI SCUSSED THE PROPER SPIRIT.AAO YEILT OISCUSS IATER TIOI' TO NAYBE HELP TOlrPRo/E lr Aro PaomorE lT. Baseo ot titY ExP€RlEr€E, CQT,TFoRTABLE DAr€.lrs ls oNE THtr,tG - yo; $eHT DlsAGREEffilo lF sor TOTDERRJLT B€cAtsE lrlr @lrlotlAtED. &lr to tre cofoRTABLE oetst].tc ls srEil I eET nrE rEto+rr rorunmot{ t{Y FEET Ar{, lrrt LEANIIF sLlGHlLy mRHARD Ato lril ct lDli6 Alorc Atg ]llrnils luTenuprs lr, AnD T]tE cALLgRKEEPS dJT 0F W tlAY Alo I CAN 60 AHEAD AIO DAi€E IHRU A IfiOLE DAf*CE Alg ENJoy lT HlrH SAven cr*n pEopLE. lr.9-O_T 9t!ff, CLICI(r CLlgKr COfG?AlfLY cLlDltlG ALOI€ YITH A srlooTH Ro$r€ HOT;o!t, A cOf4tuRTAaLE xgflot{-. lF lrrscRAt6|.lic oic fllt{JTE Als EAcxTRAc(l}s ANoTHER $lruTE, sToPPlt{c Aia srARTtr€, nbxlrc A$ sLorlr€ myH, tril tbTcolStRTAE e. So rHE FlRsr mlrG r{E caL€R t.rsr oo li LEARil To cALL comroRai&e DAfrclilG. lloy oo w e6 naqrrlr? TrlE rlnsr PART 0F coitFfiTABLE DArclr{c, lr{oLv€D lN coufoRTABLE cALLtrrEr ls cLARtry. IJETRE oolf.re To coTHR, SOfiE Of lilt€sE POtffS V€RyfrAplDLy a€eAtlsE IrH gJffi yourvE 6One rXg nrif aemne $o yO[JrVE REAb RlCi(y ] _ ,l{oloEr{rs B6t( m orHgR B&t$ Aro yourvE ATTET0ED sEssloNi ay oseooD Ar€ on€R CALLERS. t tev s31 o.* cR THIPOI}TfS T}IAT YOIJ HAVEHT? HAD FROiI OTIIER CALLERS AIo TH€Y SHCULDI'I'T B€ oVERLooKEo,
CLARIW - I*{AT IS CLARIW? CLANIW IS BETNG HEARO. YOIJ },TJST 8E ttEAo. THE DAT$ERS H,,sT r€AR Yd, IF T}€Y AR€T0 DO THe FIGtR€s r0 THE ltslc. THEY ruST HEAR rr{€ ruslc Ar'D THEY }rJST HFIR yorr. Atu nlem, |*lAT ls BEI}8H€AR0? fTrs P.A. stsr€fias.t lru lpt oolrtE To coiaucr A sessloN m Do Aily olscusslon oF p.A. 6vsrerc, Btr-yqlHrrsT ffAKE lT Y0JR Btlsll{Ess To B€ A sOUrS €IPERT. 9fi or Tr€ AccoUsTlttAL.ro}EirRostTl€s T}rAT HE ARE ASKED to SALLItil CAf{tFT 8E SOLVED fy ne SO-CALLED s0ut0 EIPERTS! EvERY lttt€ l{E HIRE SoH€ soulo €xpERT, HE GUxS uS tp sorag-THlr€ PlrlRJL. He cores ti l ArD TREATS rHE ButLon€ Aro lTs up spEAKERs ALL ovER nre puci. HE pRovloEs us rtrnABEJT AO Sq.Rc€s oF s$,,'tD, so T}iAT THE DAIcERS ALL HGAR EAcH oNE AT A DIFFERENT TIrE, 51g.
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uM-PUIIIP AND THEN nr cnNnois To;NOTHER CHORD AND YOt, SHOULD CHA{GE WITH HIM.- YOU US! TE..TT.N'.I*.^DON.T TIAVE
, rs rxow wnnr'ioutni oorGr.uosr oF you Do'tl'Jusr MruRAlLy. Bur tF.YdJ DoNrr !qo! T{1I Y:L!.P.o"l.Pr,,Ili^.\ wILL.BE A BETTER CALLER IF YoU FI ND o{,T IdHY.AND ITIIAT You'RE Do]Isq IIIS }OT JUST. ENOUGH IO KNO}J I{TIAT YOUIRE-DotNc, you sHouLD KNow rrrry yourRE DoING lT. ,).E4ou xna,r wnv yd;tit BE A BETTER cALLER. Ar-1 lerr ruelg - t*lY -
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/ itE LosE irnr.rceRs. so Dor,rtT 8E A MONOTONY CALLER. DOnrT eET ON A MONOTSSE BECAUSE EVERYTHIIIG coMEs ouT 0N THE
SAME NOTE Af\D IT GETS TO hI}IERE ABOUT tI OICLOCK Iru TT'E'CVi*IG SSIEBODY WANTS TO KILL $HEBODY, AIO-THEY DONIT
Kt.n}, JUsa wHY. TxeReTs A I0TE GoIiB THRU THBIR HEADS. I EEL:IEVE TFAT THEY TELL STORIES ABOUT THE RUSSIAffi M.-
rHe l,lczls DRlvlls MEN cRAzy B? sETTtNc A pHoM)cRApH, A RAolo clRculT, oR soDETHt'l€ oN oNE PlERclts ToNE AND JUST
fto|.otNc tT DAy tN rd{D DAy oUT. ITrLL DRl.vE a unru c6uptETELy cRAzy. WELI - tN THREE HouRs ITILL DRI.YE I 1ryllEbnrcen A LtrrLE Btr oFF Hts HAT Too, BEcAUSE:tr eers vERy, vERy DIsruRB|t.IG ro HEAR rxnr lnue NoTF: -Y9!r1YE._G.-arTHREE NoTEs, oR AT LEAsr'A i4tNlmuir or rHReE ruorEs ro KlcK ARouND, so xtcx rHEM ARouNDt The GUITAR'ftryEl-,kf|oPLAYS UM.PUII4P, UM-PUMP, UM.PUMP IS NOT AS GOOD AS IIIE GU]TAR PLAYER UHO PLAYS UM-PUMPI UM-PIJ/|P'.UM-Pq5-0T...DIFFERENT ruoris. He rbt-lor,s A LlrrLe cHoRD eATT€RN lrlTH Hts ocrAvE wlrH Hts Lotl NoTE 0N Hls GUlrARf Aq !T'sPLSA5AHT. lr onlfrs.ALohtG wtTH yor, fr.lD yOU MAy WAKE uP lN THE f.rtDDLE oF TH€ NIGHT t{lTtl rtlE cHoRD PATTERMinulrutNs nrml voun'Mlts. lrfs pLEASANT. Do me SAME lr{tNG wlrH youR votce As A CALLER. Now Ho}', D0ES lr EFFECTCraniwr wi sai tris ir-ensnruT AsD lris tror Mor\oroNy, tr souu)s GooD, FINE, Bur rHAT ls No? Enoucrfr+. [r errecrscLARlTy eecnuse vou HAyE To usE lr INTELLIGE1{;Ly. wxeH vqi nalse rxi ptrcx or yotn volcE, Yd, l} lcREAsE THE
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Tt'tAT ls, TIG IMPoRTANT I{ORD:oF YOUR CO$,TAlotSttOULD 6E PLACED ON THE HICH I.OTE bBENEVER POSSIBLE. TXUS ftE
cLARlTy ts lMpRovED. THE DANSER5 HEAR THE coMrrAtro AfiD THEv DAI€E BETTER. ltHERe oN THE oTlgR HAND' tF Y€u Go
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ONE MORE THII.IG ON CLARI TY. IT IS TXC SEPARATION OF COM{I|AND FROM PATTER. I OON�T KNCId IF AI$'BODY NOTICED ITTnIs.aFTERItoON - BUT I {Js€ veny LITTLE PATTER.
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LETTS.D|SCUS$ RyTHYil FOR A LlTrtE r*ttlE - lT tS Of TERRIF|C lxPORtAr*El Let me'START 8Y REPEATT{G SoilE ltlltlosT;AT you ALL t119ry. Tnene nRe ftfr€E Ktr$s oF Ryrhrvr{. THERE Js THE D0tlil8EAT RyTHYlf, rdlpt{ ls r}l€ FlRsr FoFr 0Firusfc.eo€lt (N€,TUO, onElTIO, 0t{€iTro. lT GoES OACX rO THE 6UY 6tATlf.G.0N A LoG UITH At{ OLD STICX. ltiAT ls ?HEaE6frf{ttitc. rsin r+rg SEATER'RJI in n ltcx ln BETt{€,e}r oN ttE uP-B€AT. THls taxgs r}E sEcor\D xl}or UPBF,ATRvtftyff.
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To REvltr : TIE THREE pARTs oF'RfffiYH:eRe: l! Txe oowu-aEATr THE 80rX{, iou ser voun,HEEL Dot{N oN lri 2l.T!t!uijesi.'-rHe cl{A: 6t srroi iie'iioi rcnwano oN tr so rHAr you Ers up'wrrH A Boott-cl{Ar B00M-CHA'_HEEL-I!-jD!1.'-nleiiiioi, nni"il'iirRyrHW oFrlrE MFroDy, Aip tr coEs ErGHr, etaii, itogr, EtGHrr nm n+-rtoune_sHorLD rAKEetanr irEpi. to-ue tr ts rR€trErooust-v snriipvtr,ro To DAric€ n c6rcrm t*rene we-use rHosE Elclrr couNTs. ItM;;;G d;ils,qrii "i'pi&r.;]fu;o,rr.Eil€ALTFoRNTA Aro rrrEy uovelnrst, THEv Lov€ ro DAlrcE ro'rffilc - PEoPLEi;i;;";d;i ib'iiliic,--t;:ri''t.iiis,rt';;'id;nweurro*'iasi serunoav ny JoB t,As ro Dtsctss PlrRAsrNe. IiiiJ ineu rrar i st'eorlli ro'ceif e Jarce anJ mn-n er ro ier.r. me-wnnr wAs b,RoNG wtrH lrr .lt:.nD-l r$l...rult ili; 56 eeoeii.--i imieo niow-n r,rircrre oF HASH Bur I.cALLED A pHRAsE cALL'lN tt{lcH I ALLBED A RJLLEIGHT BEATS To Do A Rterr AtD LEFT THRtrr a eEArs ro Do A LADIE! clAtN, Ato 0 BEATS ro Do A eRArs RlGttT Ato
iiri. nns io ronrx. rrtior t sroppeo i qiiED. ;ar-l niern. t*rnr was unoH6g" troo sLott, Too sLoq; eAuE FRorlar-r- olernri ruoon, t-inio, "ts{Ai io vou-irean-mo'sr.oig" THEy cArdE BAcK, nwE tdERE-l,Alrtt'16.-F9l-.Yjf...JFlTHEY I{ERE hPIITITS FOR IiIE EC6A$SE THEV DtD FIGURES IN SIX COUI.ITd, UMEN TUEi SHOULD HAVE TAKEN EIGHT' IHEN I
cALL1ED,a Srr,srr.rc cad'roa-ii-rir,r-- i''oo1ii-nlpriiiil *irii"o[i-'ern'r' ;ro<io oH A str.Ft't{c cALL r}tEY 1ov6o aro.!cciiEs lr at a pHRAa; cnLr- aHu niv-oauceo-ri al6 loveD lr. lr rreslrrt roo slow. So lr vou fT_TLff^rHlr'Gr";;+-€{+F-"*il-ts "src nrey rill liie ir, arc Do rHE ereuiei rii nre nequtnio couNTs. tN Sd.nHffiigl}.lF-onu'ts ita mpurrqdlrY oF sl:lGlt{c cALLs ls:on6wino 8Y LEAPII At\D Eoutos. Ttdo vEARs A€o lN sourHryNitll.o.Pllorg'*,RousO-Up-pROGRAm ypU?D FtM) oNLy FOUR oR FlvE Slr6l]1c CALLS lN ?wENTy. ,lT ?lE MoST RECENT Rout'lD-UP lNLos Ar.6eles ov€,R HALF, Jusr oNE ovER HALF, oF THq CALLS WERE stNGluG cALLs. t{hfv? BEBAIJSE THE DAI'ICERI-LIIEstrclrre cALLs, ruev lire ro DArsE ro uusl6. so pHRAstl.tc wtLL cor.relloAcK. So tflgr FoR RYTHYU,- You MJST, BEnlenr..otr rne e€Ar aiD tHE MoRE RHyTtffM you tsvE, rHE iloRE you FEEL, ArO tF YoU Ptr YotRS&E ON l}IE FL00lDArtcu,s:Ulrtr fiE pEopLE.rO yoUR cALL Ar\D iri doine wrii nri ieAr, iou reel lT PROJEGTEI ltlro YqJRSELFT lTlsHyBpnC - IHE r6tOL€ FLOIR WILL BE RoCKlHt,.Ar,oA-GOtNt. 0f COunsE TO DO tT, YOU HAVE To HAVE RHYTT{iIJCAL!{lstG,- Ff DDLERs ,occAslor.rAlLy spRl}rc 6 611gtr<--at oR sEvEN BEAT FftRAsE ar.ro ti LEAvEs oNE wlr}l A tdoRil HAr{ilnG
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TlMtNc ls TH€ t{€xT PART OF Rr{yTHyM. wErVE ToLD yot ABO|T PHRASING, t\OW wErLL TALK ABdrT TlMlts. TlMli€ lsBREAKING PHRASE, I*IEII You Do A DO-SA-Do WITH YoUR coRNER, vou ooHiT HAVE AS FAR TO TRAVEL BECAUSE YOU AREootne fl) cdrr,oFF THE coRN€R oF TuE sauARE - y$JrRE eorrc io HIRK RIGHT AcRoss rHE coRNER ulrH YouR coRNeRLADY. lF you tio e oo-se-oo ulTH yorR opposl?E LApy tT ls FARTHER, you HAVE To co FARIHER To cRoss At'lD coMEencx. inus, unen vou oo n dse-oo or,r vorn conHbn ?ou-ane Gott.ro To sAve r]ro srEpsr oveR Dolttc A Do-sAdro tdlrHvo.lR opposlie. l*tEN you Do AN TALLEI,TANDE LEFfr, flHlclt.ls *tEoRETlcALLy AN I srEP r-lcuRe, You sAve Ttdo_sTEpsso hr{AT HAppErs? ,l rrl Terr yorj $tAT HAppEr'rsl iH Ka}scs Clry oR.ST, Louls ('l mReer untcn) ftEY 6lvE A-l:T._..HAND ?o trEtR coRn€,R AiD THEN THEv 60 ARouND THE.coRNER lN slx sfeps. THAT ts rHEY Losl rblo coul,lrs.EEFoRE THEYSTARTED To T4AI(E A T0JAL oF 8 sTePs. TH€Y DTDNIT XM}h, IT so I.ANALYZED IT FqR THEM, I TOLD ]}IEII U}ITI .IEY TJEREDoING_. THls t{As souErHtito THE-oAtiEERs DlD, TH€ cALLERs DIDNIT lr{t Er.rT lr. Tne onncens olD THls BEcAtlsE THEYWAHTED.TO DANCE TO THE PHRASE OF THE ruSIC. THFT DtD IT AUTOI'A?ICALLY, THEY DID bIHAT CAI,IE f{AN'RALLY - f,TTHEcnlu rAtlEilmoE LEFrr THer 6AvE A LEFT HAI{D To nretn conlen, couNTs oNE e Tt'10, THEN THEv wENT ARou}or THREC';i:',FouRr'FlvE, slx, sEvEN, EIGHT, nrEN THEY !' 'EN? lFro A RtGifi a tErr GRAI@, srARTtr.tG wlTH A EALAhnE TO Tl{ElRpnRricR. '|ru
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THE l{poftTANT THmG lS THAT SOMET*|ERE THE DANCERS I{ANT TO PICK OF THAT T}rO BEATS TI{AT TH€Y LOST^AIS' WANr-TO. STAYgq ptfrAsE ulTH THE iiirslc. You CALL, nATL ARoUND THE LEFT HAfiD LaDyrr- t{AtT TtdO'COJNTS: -rfSeE-SAtf
YqfLTErrYLITTLE TAI,'N. THAT IS THE WNV I CII-I.iO IT TODAY ASD YOU PEOPLE THREW IIE ALL OVER THE PLACE EECAUSE APTEN I;Ai;-,Arl-douril'y,iun'fEm nnio-rmF i6u'tnri, ;d"'ui wrnr-a aaeF.
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aoo, "AliemnGe'ieer" oN THAT you htAvE nnorienlrtm 6our,ns ro IAKE-cARE oF. t',E HAvE No rRouBLEs tN A slNclt'lccau[. Itr NI4v PRETTY GIRI.r poR EXAMPLE,iwe xeve qALL ARot,ND YOTIR LEFT HAhD LADY, OH BOY WTAI A.?I:]Y.I A}O EVERY-BoDy TAKES THEIR TIME A O rneV'GO Ah'Ay OUr AROUHO BECAUSE Tlr€y KNOI{ IT DOESNTT DO AhIY GOOD TO HURtYf THEY ARESTILL'GOING TO HAVE TO.SEE-SAWTHEIR PARTNER AAD WAIT, BECAUSE NTC CNIIER HAS TO STAY.WITH THE MUSIC AN} HEISGoII'IG To: HAY€ To I{AII FoRlrne rtlurslc.ro sAY NALLeIJAM}E [e,FT" AT I CERTAIN,PLACE . SO:VOU SEE THER€ IS NO USERUSHIT\G| AND yOU DONrT! EUT tdE WONTT OR DOWiT TRA|w YOTJ DASEERS TO DO THAT TO HOE9OWN CALLS, hjHEN.WE STARTcALLtNG'To pATTER cALt- AM) RtfyTuulc Muslcf ,t{E.THRotnr inmslrc .oJT THE rtrsor{, r{E QUIT, crLLltlc lo NyStgt Ato tllEirinr car-irHe'rJ'eoo", BooM, BooM, up, Dot,lN, up, oot,lN, ETc., AilD FoRGET nt-l iacrur rHE REsr oF THE RnvTfrra. tr'r soDolhF I'IETRE RoBBls€ Oue oarcecs oF A TR€trErDous snrlsFecTlortr lN DANCINo. YoutRE Goli,!0 T0 HAVE T0 coME TO'ITFELLOUSI OHE OF THESE DAYS I*EIRE 6OIN€ TO HAVE TO 6ET BACK TO PHRAS€, AiD OTJR PEOPLE ARE @IIS TO Ef{JOY 1TIEIRDAi{CIT'6 A GREAT TiCAU UONE'THAfl fiEY.OO ISW"- THB,I THEY QUIT SCRAMELII.IG AID TRYIIS TO DO.EIG}fT COUNT FIGURES]INF0UR CoUNTs AM) STAR/T DoII\$ THEM IN EIGHI. FOR THE PRESENT ALL YOU CAN DO tS TO PMVTDE ENOUGH TIME, TO 8E SURETHAT you ctvE THEM ENs,rcfri TIME, ?o BE SURE THEy GET AT LEAST StX STEPS TO D0 AN ElCr-tT COUNT FIGURE UIIEN YOUCUT OFF YOI'R CORNER.
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RteHr Alo LEFTigRAtrPr THEy'RE srf LL Dot{e T!{E REsr oF tilE ALtg{Ar6E LEFT Arg lrs ruo ioums, TrcvrRr rmSEATS dJt oF PtfrAsE. THEit eonEs,TtctA€T|oil oF t?t€ RlcftT NDTEFT 6RArg). YcutvE @T To 6tvE TH€t Tl€ xoREcourtrs r0 6ET EAcl{ oN P}lRAs€o ${Ar I Do ls to r{AlT Fe*r T}fE FlRlsr oppoRruNlry, ANo tr ugrALLy cof.Es pRETTyQUIC,(r EITH€R 0I A GRAII} RICHf Afq LEF , OR S0l,l€ OTH€R PLACE, oR PREF€RAS-v oft a S1rln6. 0H I sutrc lTts r'toTs0 lffilCEABtE'- fl{ EITRA B€ATS riLt iloT cAusE ?00 nran rnoude oN A St{tr{c, Af\D yorJ GET BACK oil pflRAsE wtTHYOJR CALLIT{O O
Atorc ngq.lr la60 on:tg?oTHE slt{o|t€ qTJAoRtLLE cAr€ trrm BEt]c m ?xE ]hftTx. lr uas,rHE cltLo oF rHE pARENr,TH5 PLAY rnnrr'eanE, oR RATHER THE s|tG|r.rc €Ail€s. bt{AT ARE slrGl}€ cAr€s? YdJ rgtfoR{eE so trrcH tuor hFRK AroY(ru He{oRlzE so rnni i6bs'lo @ ul tH'lr, Txt roRos Re'|ilo you oF HiAT you AftE ro cro iAcD fiE DAflcERs slr{g ltf,rdonDs Aro Do n€ Acilor€ AT TltE sAt€ TllE. yq.l rgoelzeo Bott{ ?HE.H(nDs AND rH€ AeTtotj lN THE ctD pLAy pARTyeAlrE.'&!E wEL oFF ?HE,'!.lrrLE R€D lA@{n TH€ clRL RAtr ARornD TnE'outstDE t*ft|-€ EvEFrsoqy sAr{6, i{hrE rfiEEt-oFFTIE LITILE A€0 ilgo!t'. '${€ stARtED AT.?HF:SAI€ nilE l1{T EVERTEODY SAilc, n0il8.1*{EEL,"rO 1,5O nrnr.HAppEr{€D HEHAVE coTTgl*nre slx€irs:gALe |f|EnE Tlc bAtLER srARTs.s{ rHE Dotd}*EATnui ne da{cE6 ane.g.lcp6eo t! srART otlTH€ Dos{ EEAT - tHCr{ *g tAsH lT AflD rAt(E UJR DArcEls GtEsS r*ttrt nE ARE Golr€ To,nb. So t+re1,o0 TttE;DAr€ERs Do?THeY TAI(E TH€ LltaEs oF LEAsr R€glsrAr€e, THEv cET onr oF pHfiAsE Trso BEATs, tl€y L€T nn caudn cALL.'or{,T}tEp8aAs€ ,tilp rHBt rHEy srAFT dJT 0f ptf,As€. lbT s0 lt corrna oAr.rctiBl HERe'r€ pur Tr|E corrftAro BEFI8: ttEV Ev€RSTAgf. WE SAY so*Tr{lr*t Llxe, ttpl6gt, TJ{IRD, AriD Ev€Fr On*En cOupti BALAf.tcE yotR PARTNERT, AD THEfl rHE trrslcsfAFrs AilD l{EY srART rdlrh rni rustc. You r€LL TraEH on rHt Eto of I{€ pHRAsE, "sr@utf,:t ?:*-+*+rx*:t€ilArr!cAttFro$taA oAicgnti, Ai LgAsr tN ?!rE pREvtol.rs Fs,rR couNIE vor, ?g.L tHg{ r*rAT rnev oo rr'c, rErr rclcAL pl{RAsE,Ato n€ DA|{CERS DA|€E To Tt{€ rrf,rslc. EVEHTUALLY r€tLL Do lT tr{ squaR€ DAr.tct}G - HErLL cOilE EACK To fT Aso rrEtLLGlve fi€ DAf€EFS nC cot{t1}D oir couNT 7 t I Afo Lff n{Ex DAilcE tN PHRASE AnD UH€N THEY DO THEYILL E{JOy lT.lH lre FEAfrItttEr ffirLL DO rELL lF l,,E KEEP fiJR CALLlrt$ lN Ptfr,lsE AhD LET TH€ DAiEERS DAIFE TrrO BEATS drT OFPHRASE. Ar lEAsr nsT THEY AR€ oolrs. HAs A RELATtoil m rHE rirslc Aro l{Ey,LL c€T }toflE sAllsFAcilot{ FRoil lti IlTrs A rnotw FRoBt.Es, ste yct cANtT Jrsr solv€. ITILL TAxE yEARs oEFqE lr HtLL BE-soLvED Afo [AvaE,ilEVERIrILL BE soLv€o. ilAYBE ltil Fo{G, |.AYBE Tr€ytLL ALt{Ays DAr€€ To Boloil, B@il, B@rri. PRETTY sooN ilAyBE r'fyt!I,DO AIAY ulTH TlG T|JaE - lllgv couLD Do AhrAY bilR{ lr{E Fl DoLgR yEf:*-{rcELy tN lt{AT SORT 0f A SITUATIOII llr€VrtifrtsTll€ED A eulrAR Ato BAsE FtDlt-E, oR Jusr A GUlrARr So Ntcs FDR Rfyrlfrt - RevlEt{lrG lr qJtcKLy: lrrs IpH!,1 BEAT,uP BEA?| Rt{YTtH 0F THe HeLOOY, PHRASITS, Tlrlr€. Ttr.rtne ls ALL l!,PoRTA^Ir, DONTT R,SH YOUR OA|fERSI ti{AKE S,RE .'YOU LEID llgn Aro ulEN Y(X,, T€ACH TtEr, PLEAS€, ?eLL THeil 10 ALtAyS STAY TbrO TO FOUR BEATS BEHI'iO vot. oURDAlcEf,t lN Sourl$il Ceuronnta; A GREAT unuv dr rH€nr liAvE BEf,r,t rRAtileD h{AT THEYTR€ sl.epos€D To srAy As ct'os€7O I}IE CALL€R AS FGiSIBIE I{IH fiE RESULT TTNT YOU GET NALLE' OUT OF YftR IIIOUTTI AttD THEY DROP TTI€IR PARTI€RAlo.,NrP FoR rH€lR connin. TrEv DoH'T EvEr{ 6lvE.you A c}gl{ E ro sAy'ALLFIA},IDE LEFfl. HERE A64l.r rrEy fiAvEt0 gtgls *rAr vqr ana oolrt'ro sav'Ato tHEy r{AvE Yo t€rrgilzp TH€ DA'€E. Tmv s++ouuonrT ANTIGIPATE T}rE cALti.lr.nrty HAVE r€roRlzED rHe DAlsE, n.til THEv DoilrT N€Eo yoJ To GALL rcR ?Har. TxEv can Jusr Go AH€AD Aio oAt{c€tri'.Sq L6Ts eGT orrR DArsERs ro o*te A coupLE oF EEATS BEHTID THE cALLER, ?lGyrLL xnvE AT LEAsr BooM, Boor.r rotHtlx of E{AT ?HEy AR€ oolnc To Do NExr. Yo{,tLL oE sumRlsED AT Hot{ Lots r}tAT LE}.rcrH oF TntE ls - T}IAT lr6IVES YdJ LUr: OF TtmE T0 TH|t{( AECnt h]rAT you AR€ @ti6 T0 DO il$tT - *rtCH yllt BE, I HOPE: COTfFoRTAELE DAiElf,G.
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THE DooR (pRoansLv tr+E.BAcK oooal, Er I cen oET up AiD slar A sQuARe DAr{cE cALL A}o y(, bofirT THRoH RocKs ATtr€, EECAISE IB.CJTLUER CAf.t Slr€ nniUEV, AiD tF IHEY DO SING TlrFyrRE URg\rc. IIAVE yOU HEARD A REAL Sltlclg{G CALLER?I r,tearu THE r(lrrD,THATSllss itxe openr. *ry, fi€lfo TrRou RocKs AT Hlm. Trev can cel Blne CRosErt oN TltE JUt(€ aoxFoR A Nlct(LE. lr{ Acn$b.pRAcrlc€ ?I{ERE ls r$o srrcH A THtiG As A slrsr€ cALtl b+TETHER y(ru ARE Dotn6 lr ro rHEI6ELOTT' OR ARE DOI}G IT ?O A HO€DOI{TI AlO CHANTING TO rtIE HAR*XNY FELLOtilS, YOUR JOB IS TO TELL T}C PEOPLE ON THEFLOOR ta{AT Stty:-mE $O Dgi-iOT TO trfgRtAffl TH€}r yl tt{ THE YO|*ES 9f ,VOtn 8€AUTIFIJ!- VOteE. [r Vou ]tAD T]frr $tDoF A volcE ydJ oo|JLD rlAxE A Lor rsRE f.roNEv stf$lin rl{AN YOIJ CAN.CALLIIS SQUARE DA|,ICES.
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cltEAp ltrtrAtlon-l ruru BE, AND THEyro rHRoH Rocxs AT frE - f rD BE mNE. lr va; irAt{T To cR€ATE A srYLE oF Y(iJRoIN, START rqlNc On lr,
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f lrpERsornnrc Joe Leut, iR Arry orHER JAzZ slr\BER, youtRE JUST OFF THE B€ATeN TRACK. JlaZ Cpf/f. II{TO POPIAARITYneour l9l?-l8, Tr€l,t HE rfilT lNTo s|llr.rc By 1924, TH€r{ FR0M Sr{lf,rc brE r{ENT lf{ro soi4ET}rtr* ELSS, THEI{ llrT0 THATB€-BoFr Ars FRor BE-B@ - Goo olry rrors rr{ERE, RJT AtL tr tHEsE FAo! Aro cRAzEs lN ffiJslc FoR c€RrAlH TyPEs oFR}TYNfi UILL OI{.Y R|TS A BS,LL TIN{ THE PEOPLE $}IO I'CRE YOUf.S A'\D KICKII$ UP 1TIEIR IIEELS AT fiE TI}IE TI{AT PARTI-cULAR xrnD oF rf,rslc r{As poRlLAR. I uAs xtcKl}€ up !,rv HE€Ls A LlrrLE Blr $rEfl JAzz wAs poprJLARr nm I xlrg oFGET A I(IoX o.,T oF soIIE oF THE JAZZ n,NES. ON TH€ oTH€R HATo |ITHE GRIL I LEFT EEHIhF I,IET TEISTESSE€ }IAGOO{.I€RNIS(|,DIERTS JoYN A}o oTHERs, ARE HIADREOS OF YEARS.,OLD AN} ARE STILL JuSr As @oD As T}€ DAYTHH YERE IfiITTEN -Tl€y st8lr(E A REs?ot{ilvE MtrE lfi Ev€RyaoDyrs HEART Afu soul. Ttene ls A BeAT To rHAt ryp€ oF RHyrHu, rtAT ot.oSTAISARD TTO-FOIJR, SII.EISI?r ATO FOIJR-FOUR RI{YT}$I. THIS EEAT JUST EO€S ON AHD Of.t, ANI A HJI$R€D YEARS 'RO{!W ASF THO }i''\DRED Y€ARS FROI,I }NH IT'LL S'I LL BE SIA'iIDARD, ITIS TRAOITIOiTAI.
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ro A LrrrLE **u. oi'oi-rii-ii ;r;;ii'ione-ono-rer.r-s-vou rHAr ur{EN you PLAv ;rlzz ir lfflct YgY 1I^!l!: -1P-i muqi ne uni llGr{r - I THIM( tr ts A soRr oF BAsE RHyrrtr Alo I DoNrT Baleve tr ls A PAlr_o| lt_squARE oAr*Bplcrune. I oou t THINK drR peo*e $LL BE coMENT To DANCE T0 lT.FoR vER{ Loilcr'lN FAcr I THIN( sslE AREninenoi-rlnrrc oi lr - oF rHE JAzzy wpe-#-c,qr.is. I DorurT r.ixi nro*, ruev oonir FEEL RtGHr tH w tlowx tfiEN I'lrM cALLll,tG THEfrt. i uria.lazz-ar,o lF I r{ANr ro rAl(E r,ty JAzz lfLL slr-D0t{N Ato LtsrEt{ To lr oR Ger our AID DoBALL-R@14 DANctr.rc ',*td;'i ipro-olio,,rr ,id pw sou#ir,re ir'no ir. e,rr squene oAuctts, tsene I qNr m rAKE.o!€;il;;fr E;ii-iCnr-'di'nqi *usrir't-wnrr nre erennsls ouruetount eeAt, I HANr rFE uP'BEAr ttt lr's PLAcE' I i5,ANT To.REHti[r yt1, A6AIN T]r4T THls ls nv optxtor+ano tp vor ooNtT nenle, mNrT cET ttAD AT HE! | sAY AGAIN;;rfi i-fi;i'iri. nii'jiizi CouiJ.- iou trri'+i trii- savr'mrarnaorn fYou'cALL EvERyBoDy DARLttsr, '(h.D AsHtq'rED6IF!.t. TKANSAS CITV.W'HddE'TOWNI AttD OTHERS?II THOSE'ARC,NIT JAZZ TUNAS, THET.ARE A.VASTLY DIFFERENT THI}IGI'_^rneV ARe mAmHEs,': JAZZ:AND,M&CHES: ARE TIO DIFFEREIIT TYPES 0F I0,FIC.ENTIRELY.ASD,THEIR APPLICATION ?O Squ48EDANctr.re ls DIFF€REIIT tN r,r/ EsTtFtATloN. You t,lt LL sAy rtGT THE DAI\EERS L|KE txElt - qrRE IHEY Dol &rr Tfi€YtRE_ors-y 0F NwELw vALuE, usE TIEM spARtNGLy, DoNrT GET oN tHE BAto wAGoN At.rl usE ALL TtlE JAzz cALLs ArtD PPllorE
JAzz cALLS Jusr aEcauig't?t€ DAr€€Rs tlxe iueu. Gtve nrer ro rH€M,spARltcLy aio'THEY|LL coNTlMrE rro LIKE TI{Eilroa a eOoO r4Af{y yEAR:i, Lerrs tFT !,|AKE lT ALL JAzz! LETrs 'r,toT
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co(JNTs oF sEvEN ArO €IGHT. THEN lF.yOJ snv ALLaaaND€ LEFT bF{LE T}€y ARE DotNG T+rElR LAST sulilG - tF THEY ARE G0 l
co1{c ro co AI{EAD AND FtNtst-t lr, rneilf THEy !1 LL ALL oo AN ALLF}IA}oE LEFI AT.THE sAME TIME' wHlc}l ls A GREAT
sATlsFAcTtoN To mE CALLER. lrVe sCrUALLy.g4 SW|t,rclNG A GlRt At\fr) HAO an AUteUaloa Lert cnueD AhD F}AVE HAD A
GUy ovER THER€ stlgK l1s ltAto BETSEEN me filno My pARTNER. HE rRIED To Do:Ant AL6B{ANDrLen wlrx'nee sepoRe IrtnNeD-Hen ioosi.
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so youcAN cET ARouND THE s€T, so rxai you cAN oet gacK roilE so rHAT you cAN srART ALL ovER AGAIN. THERETSNo oBJEcr tN tr. EncouMoe c6uroRtaeue DArctrrcl
SOMEON€ ASKED M€ To DO YI*AT||RUNOUTOF}STE5ISAUARE - ALL ONE ITDRD. I GUCSS THATTS THE NAUE CF tT N$'':Ilt SJST
A HASH PATTERN. You oourT N€ED To isTIE IT,.YOUOoN'i HAVE TO TEACH IT, ALL YOU HAVE TO.DO IS TO TELL.YOIJR
DANCEFIS To BE SURE THAT wH€N THEY PAss.THRu A'\D ruRru IO THE LEF?, EO SiNELC FILEr, OR.IF THFT TTSH NCALIFORNIA
HERE I CoMEN FoLLOU THAT PATTERN.
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. THEoRET.ICALLY YOU S}IoULD G€T A.NEh, PARTNER tN THE AExAI.SNS.TRAVELER, AND FIMLLY YOU 6ET YOU! ?lII'€I.SC*..' lr,FTgeo oF G€TTt*e oG:or-lr By pmr.lEMDtNG TnE,,coRN€R, I coT our oF tr BY oolrc AN'ALLs'tAt'lDE THARI Atw s'{offtl\E
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THE ilEXT ITAI IS NCALLNSI I'I'ES'T oR DANCII$ PARTIGS!. TXEY cAN IAIG, (R EREAK A CALL€R. CALLERSI }ff,saATG'TcALL:sr t{lvEsn. Txev cnn Errr{ER tAxE yorl A veFr cJocEssRl cALLER ffiEfr you'RE REALLv i6t ?00 Gooo oR It{EycAiI ilArE A cOilPLET€ FLoP (iJT oF YoIJ *I€I You'RE DoRN GooD. I xrvu A Gooo.islw cALLEtrt THAT }IAv€ BEE. R,Ifl€D BYT}EIR I,IV€g. W{AT IS A CALLER.S HIFETS JOS? SH€ IS sG' oF A Gooo IIILL AilBAssADoR IN ITI€ FIRST PLACEo Pm-BABLY HgR I4OST IIIPORTAT'T RJfiCTIOT'! A CALLER IS U}OER A GREAT,D€AR OF SIRAIN. I DOil'T 1}IIII( II.IE DAXCERT' REATIZEHOY I{JCH NERVd,'S EIIERCY @ES INYO CALLI}S A DAiTEq I OOHIT DO AffYTHIM! EL3E, BTF BELI€VE ilE *IEII I TIMST ATEvEttf ts oF catLtrs, lrn as rtRCD As tF ItD Dor€ AN EteHr HouR DAy's xtRf(. A cALLER ls UIDER A oREAT DEAL oFNERvolJs s?FAltrl. Sorc cALL€Rs mrt? xAvE roo eooo A @NrR([- 0F THeIR T€itp€Rs AN) t*tEN raev 6er NERvous, E(ct?ED,TORRIEO'AID UPSET, Th€Y'RE APT 1! "AI(E ERR'AS Iil JIJDGffifi IHAT }J@LD 8€ ALT'OST -SUICIDE PPgg A GAILERIS STA'O-Polt{T. TH€ cALL€Rrs t{lF€ cAN f(€Ep H|tr srRAlGH?ENEo dr?, strE cAtit hATcH t{|lt Aa{D sEE lo lr 11{A? HE mEsNrT €€T .IN A STAT€ OF XIITD 'HA? ALLO6 HIH TO SLIP UP A}O TTAKE A IIS'AI(E.
THE cAll'trts rtFE cAN se€ To tt ?rnT H€ ooEsrrrtT lcroRE pEopLE - sn€ cAfil spor pEoplg golil€ lN THE DooR, Als silEKFIoUs G@D ArO r€tt mAT HErS mR60TTEf{ THgtR t*sES trD THAT H€ S}tOr,l-D R€CO8]JIZE TH€H Af{D lr{AT rrEy $LL 8€oFFEioED tF H€ Dogs tgt CALL Tl€r{ Bv NArig. Sn: cer €o up Ar€ s€? nr:tR rntiEs oFF nt€ qJEs? B@( b?rEt{ ?tEysleil AAI, THC}I e€T ?O tHE CALLER ArO Olv€ tlH TnEtR MilES. TH€N xC CAf{ rALt up AtiD sAt nt{€LL, HeiLo ,JoelnSxe'caH sPor s?RAi€ERs, riAyg€ lnEy HAD BEtl{ ttlvtrED dl? l}tE p€opLE s{o lilvlrED nar olbrurl sid up. THtsE pEopLECO$G If.T AIID ?HETI SIT DdJTT BACI( A6AIUiT 'HE IALL Ato tnIT FOR SOI€8OOY TO TAI(E TH€il Br N€ HAIO. SH€ S€€S IflATTHEY 6€? TAKE{ cARe oF. lF nrEsE sTRA}aERs HSRE tN ily ct-AssEs, lHEy rcuLD Be TAU8HT HeveR ?o ilAlT FR Fr€BoDyTo tAxE tf*fr 8Y THE l+qt{O - R{AT n'l€Y HAVE nt €O otJT Aro OFF€R t}lEtR HA}O oil l}tE R.oOR Ft€Itt l}tEy cO TO A MtrCE.I rnalr rt EE€tilir€Rs 1r{AT sy ilor BcAusE I eaw up rr/rnc ro eer r.rE DAr{cERs tD sE HosplrABLE 1rl pEopt.€,TI{EY AfiE TOO Bt,sY HAVIT€ A @(ro TIHE. Yq.R UIFE CAN TTKE TTI€SE S?RAT'E€RS ftAT csl€ IH AIo 6E? oiIE oR Tro ooUPLEsFRO}i N€ CLUE.?O COT€ OVER Alo SEE THAT ?{€Y GE 'o oAilCIt\8. S}E cAN ?EIL THE P€oPLE rt*T Tr€Y Doil'l HAVE TgT,1I? TO B€, IWIT€D TO OAI€E' JI,S? C€T U9 ATO DAT€E THE SQUARES - T}IAT THEr ARENI? seT uP auJ ev:RvoITE DA}CESUITH EYERYO$I€ E[SE.
AMTTTCN LITTL€ PRGLET Ytx, trnvE To FAc€ ts YotJR TROUSTEilATER. sraT ts IH€ FIRST REAeTIo[ FRc,I THE eRotP? THFv i-SIll9eLl!!_9Jt oF H€n€r.u€.Dot{tt sl\tt Ht.p til DrE cLuE, HErs A TRouBLEilAxERr, lrve rcuo.olt A LoT or rfitrp3slitcE I STARTED cALLtr€, lF I Ftfo sorcg{rrx rHAt ls a riotore-*q<ER, I DOilrT coroan fifi, l-3Av DIAT TI{€RE lsA REAs0t{ Fffi lr. I TFY To Flto orrr rtA? causEs r{ts Aclloxr, Afo FR$r l,tER€ ?HEy cAtt sE coRRet?ED og AT LEAsr
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TE PE'RsoN *9^l:-l-"1-tir i l*Ai-i i nie tonsr BEcAusE rHEsE pEopLE ARE oN THE 'ERGE oF B,ETNG M'NTAL :cAsEs - THEY cANtT sOclALLY ao.rusrtixi l l ielves ro,orlgR peopte. I comroen rr� My RESpoNsrBlLlr�y To.TRy AN'.HEL'THESE pEoPLE ADJusr rniuiir-vEi-i^.; ;il ilo ner.p mer.e-ner.nx inri rroue-eu* io*'nt'ie,ii, A FEr,r HouRs. sEvEN ouroF EtcHr rrMEs rr Tqf.-,9, r mrlr sAy n{Ar vou r,rusr eE A Hi:c"-"Riiriir^iquiii oonn,*, To BE,srccEssFurYou cAN PRoBABLY cq-Yl.fND oo n eooolcirr aro'xei" nri-peorle co*t*o ro THE,DANcE- EVEN l:F you llEvER Mrx.r,NroArdY8o$r's PRtv;1TE AFFAIRs,' Vou unm-ro ee veRy CAncetfnit,t iou oo "rx imo-oc,,iotErs,pRtvATE AFFAIRs, THEy,HAVE r0 umuRoen 0N Yot r AM You mirrr;r-ieil ;t il"ilfi iJ"oi,"- you cAN oNLy suGGESr.v r E l J l , w E i
so mrcn FoR cALLER's-nlIf-.: lPl oH^yEs -.-Bjlsr-sl!_cAl,r s'RE:FI yoy.DohrN *HEN yd, cEr are-nemeo Ano 6Er rorHlls(l:i&i nnr You oT:-ltflI'99Pr eiii, wneru ie eeri-ro-ir+lnxrrc,ne,s peeiw soair, you sAvE uB rrkr .: ...:cRlrlclsM rBir You oVERHEARD S0MEBoDY sni tlour niu. sAvE lr up uwrtu-xe eiii io *eou" srrcKrNG Hrs cHEsrour At\D 'rHEN LEr rlM HqvE lr. lt 'Lt DEFLIT!-11ya-on ri i i ieri o6wn,'ior'i*i.iu"o. i* or.,os HE cAN'r cALLAl{D HEts No GooD' You cAN ENed,rRAcE xru Bv reutrg HIM THE NrcE THTNGS T.{T HAVE BEEN sArD ABour HrM ANDPolMrlNe o{',r r}{Ar A l-or oF PEopLE ttrg nma. l-ii-nr can'oi n'ion ro KEEp HER pART1\ER rN T'E RrcHr sprRrr. :
oNE MoRE rHltc - *::l:.:::^19f..: Ylrlj..TIE^DANcERs-mAr ts A-v€Ry llpgRlAur rHrNG. tr's rHe qALLER !f{oFE€LS nt;\r utt scuon!.?A$:.
T9€R|M ls elv inoennui'-T;ft i*:e-n r-or oF,1!eu t*ro iiir- rHqr rrrrs sQrrABE DA$rcEACTIVI TY BELOf{GS TO THE CALLERS, ATO TT€Y EilEMTE-rr rNO" ini STAEC. IrM TELLING YOU I.JHAT YOU DO : IT,S.AT0NE Of, vOlcE' You'vE'Gor ro rilu rxem HHAT To Do Bur vou oor,rrr rEU- THEMAs A DlcrAToR., you rELL Trs4.urATr0 D0 As a pdoupreR AND |NSTRUcToR: you pnoviie-;r;-p ffiRil:rrrr o, rHE MustctAirs pRovtDE rnE Rxyrny!,r.,,ygffiPoslrloN ls ACTUALLY VERY closE To lH€ to5^l: i*e o,ttsicinnritl rou nnE encxeRoum-alo yEr you ARE A eART oFrHE Movs'tErn - You ABF DAitclfg g$g rHE-lEgpf:.oN_rHE FL'oR, ir,wtnE Nor DAr{crNG ro you - RE!€MBER, rHEy AREDANclts strrl Yq'' fp nrev ane Effitrurs T0 l-ill!E!, mev nni.oil.'iiur"or""iii'"i"#tF rlrEy ARE cor{.sctorrs oFHIM THEN HEts cErrtrc lN ]HE wnv or riein HAvt'hG.run wtrx n+ein FRIENDs oru mr FLooR. THEv rusr BE eo*scr,ousoF nls CoMMAND' "ls Y9!c! l ls cALL, BUr rFqr,ls 9N! THirve ; ei,r tF l€y ARE corsctous oF Hrri As AN rNDtvtDuALl,Ho ls DoMllsrtha rxEln nirtruoe, nielR F:-!:ty, rxetn ruui nrcru rxev'Re Losr, BEcAusE rlrEy cANrr sgNcENrRArEoN llAvlr{6 FIJN wlrH rnetR rRtenos. Txev car,le ro BE tltlH rnitn'pRr ENDS AND THEv DTDNTT cor,rE To BE wrTH Tt{ECALIER lN Tl'lAT sENsE. ltvE NEvER HEARD A DANcER snv r"or ii ciue_ro_l_0,rry! To BE ,,r rH A cALLER - *rEy ALvJAyssAY THAr rHEY CAME ro B€ hrlrH THEIR FR,eno-i.'iii'Io'i.il il; Jor*., THE LEss rgpoRrAilrr ftrE gALLER BEeoMEs AnDrHAr ls rlrE t{AY lr sHoutD ee. riis it'i}g!Ka:.rlylrl_lp tr eeloiBs ro rxe pioptJ AnD r,E caLLERs AND !44lSf:clANs sERvE lr - ALL oF us AR€ sERvllG n 1[or!nau Afte HELeING lr Eoo ir ue o6;;i l JoB oF Ir, nErLL BE 'ELLR E t . l A R D E D | N A P P R B c l A T | o N ' E v E N l N t . | o N E Y . T g e l a o N E v r , r o * ; i i | - , u i x , u , i ' r i " i . . ^ , ! " ! i e e w ' . � � � � � � � �
Puetlc RELATIot{s oF THE .ALL€R lN Hls RELATT.N' wrrH THE ,.ooR rs A MATTER oF BEtr.tG oNE oF THErr4, Nor y'u HERElP. I!91 I!lE, 8ur 8Y BEING-oNE oF rHEM' EEING A PART or r*ri FLooR,- MUsrctANs, cALLER, DANcERS, I HE;IRD oNECALLER MAKE'ltlts REttARx, tfTHElD BETTER si caRefl.{-. THE DANCEF{s NEED us..cALLERs MoRE TpAN t.lE NEED THE,}',lMAcrNE - w.uLDNrr vou ioox o,,re ieiirrc 1-J,i1pi"rtrdr;;;,cinir--vou-ciii-"ilri'o DA.EE r{rrHour A 'ALLER,BUr You cANrT HAVE A DlrtE wt rHour DAtcERs. You cAN mnve n onncl-wirnori-"rti.ioiri, Bur Nor h,lrHour rHEna*cERs. Tue oarucrRs ARE rHE lNponrarviJii*o nr.ro-ii ft;LiER caN se or,re or'rriel,i-ir rs mroERRrL.Tuene ene A couPLE ol-.ToRF, !r!Ts tN PUBLIc RELATToNS. NuMBER oNE, THE GrJys BEHII\D us 91Ho hroRK so HARD - rHEnt slclArls. THANK rFlEr,l! tt4ustclArus ane-ni'reNpeRMENrAL ;1 BuNCH or peopre ns. f ivin-uei.''ioiiidioi-ro'oo"V .oro,nwHY DoNtT You Do nKANsAs clw, tuly Houe Towr,rot".r-nirb llt ',t ' i l rc KNEw lr. BIG JtM DE NooNE. HE sucGEsrED T{ATI use n REcoRD A|'D Do tr. I inve N€vER puT oN A REcoRD AruD pLAyED rr hirEN THERE t+As urie uuerc oN THE srAGEiJr ts QUtre AN INSULT TO THE frluslclANs wHEN you coME Up AND sAy, wBoys, you coNrT pLAy My rr(.,slc!$ ArD THEN,You SLAP A REcoRo DourN. A CALLER DtD THAr ro rHE oRcHAsrRA AT oNE oF orR cowENloNs. He ioro-ro rr.|rl'rioo*,:TlEsc PEoPLE DoNrT KNot* My TEMpo & ARRANGE!4ENTS oN plEcEs AND slNcE lri4 TNTHE REcoRD BUslNEss IrLL JUsr usEoNE oF ttlY REcoRosIr I harutT sAY uHo sAlD lr. so ne pr-niio xti nEcono AM THE Musr clANs sAT IHERE lvtTH THEIR::.:::- l l$|y-oyr' AND THEY wERE VERY uNHAPPY. lF ntEy EVER pLAy FoR HtM AGAIN, r-oox olr]"sd i i-ri ' i ' j " i,-THING BETTER TMN SELF-PRESERVATIoN You HAD -BETTER BE DoGGoNE NIG,E To n+r rquslcians. nr-so, mosi oi ' lr i i" 'oneDEsERvll ' to - Pur YoURSELF' lN THETR Posl rloNr..A
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nr_0ru-e co1ais some SALLER, pmBABLy ACALLER FoR slx MoNrHSr lrlllo HAs'SPEM r.$rHlruc llT IH€ tlAy or uor,riv--ine.,il;;;il-il;o-i*o" rni aier:iruii,iii AnosrtLL DoEsNtT KNoh, n 6nn rnom nr'r irinrn'NorE lN rqusrc AND He ooesNti:xnow-uuCH'ii6ur'.quone DAilErr.rG ErrHER, Af{DHE 6Ers uP ANo cErs ALL THE GLoRy tF THEY pLAy rdELL FoR HtM. HE wnt.xs uo ro-rui-rj irCiirus a^o "e iorir '"taYou KNoe{ fHof' lE swEET HotuEt?il THEv rELL HtM THAT THEv rHrHx lnnyei nri i-oo.
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I.9-t9_lI TH_EY mv 6Hen cALLERs Do. I pur A rA6 r* "ri "iool;;_;';;; o*'oi"i l io, 'oio r ,n*, A rAG oFF rHECHoRUS iirtD Pur lT oN THE BEGINNIIG oF THE vERsE Aro I Do lr tN'z ruAT, srARrl,ro i l n-a rdutinn'i in-i ,nr*,rcrr0".flvl. Jou-col lr, BoYs?r'l MEAN lr ls ALMosr RlDlcuLAous rHE REQUESTs THAT soME cALLERs ExpEcr oF AN oRcMSTRA.lF rHE oRCHABTRA DoEs MATdAGE ro Llt{p rHRU Aro GEr rHE pooR GUy rHRu AND ne mxes-i-s*iir!-rr""rililT.;:Y.:tIBgtI H9LlERst HE swELLS uP !{lrH PRfDE, rAKEs A Eorlt At\D wALKs oFF IHE srAGE teNoRtNc rHE f{uslctArvs, lp rHEyCANIT GET THls cRooKED sruFF ALL roeerHen, oR tF HE sLrps Hrs-Foor Aro MtssEs A LINE soM€pLAcE Ar\D Blorr,s upoN THE THING AND THE wHoLE FLOoR coLLAPsES AND HE FINISHES !{lTH No HAt'lD - TttEN HE TURNS ARoUfo A^D Loot(s AT THEoRctlf,srRA hllTH THE LooK oF A tdour\DED DEER AM srALKs oFF THE srAcc. Itve ieiu i inr-r,uppe* TtME AND AGAIN.ItvE .EEN rHEM BLAME rHE oRcHAsrRA AFrER F'LR oR 'ue rn,_sl-si;#;; rorn-r, ,- i l 'uoi*r*r*ur, ,ri.rJ-rricis,EMBARR/rSslNc SITUATIoN-S. THFv SAy, 0THE rlnslCtnruS'Cnruri-iee" iO pLCy fHE r,ausiC fFte tdAy I 1{ANT!I, lT tS Noe00D!t puBLlc RELAT|oNS r{lH youR'ttslclAAs ls lMpoRTAArrr lrts.exrneraer-i u^iuiuii. THEY MAy MEAN youR succEssOR FAILURE.
Tge mneR polNT ls YouR PuBLlc RELATIolis wtrH on{ER CALLERS. Tue ouy wav I caru covER THls ls ro sAy rnar IDoNrr rlrrNK THERE EVER wlLL BE srcH A rHrwc As co"or-irifi u*.,.ii.r'iiori*^irir.r'^iJi,i ,*,, cALLERS. htrtErHER THE'LfKE lr oR Nor' rH€'r ARE cor4PErtNG ne,rtrusr orui'Ailni;;;-'riioi*..nt pur IHEM rN compETliloN uf TH EAcH orHER.
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.' "{ffiEcH€D Tl{€ HwElfFF'' l*iat-l{F'c€t{s ts rrtls. A ccJptroicAt;sRs cET To FEUDrrs Ar.r, r}rEy cARRy tr cvER To rHEDAtfERs AttD ttlE Mr€ERs tnxE it up. TttERg ARE Act{Ays n cenreir $$,IBER oF DA}cERs r*ro L;KE ro sAy, nrglrs y4p,ArD Hlil FlcHrt'' Ailo rHerl rn€y srArro. BAGK Aro u4tcH fttE RJN. Vou ooHir invi CIv inillBLE T0 Ft rs soHEBoDy roSuPPmr Yot tF YqJ HAffr ro S?ART A Fttp r{TH ANoft€R caLLER. ior raucx BETTER lr rs ro ExrEio Air op€N HAND ToTHE CALLER ArD coopERATE Hf r+f Hrx rH€ r{Ay yot, ExpEct rui-pinsot hr{o cor.rEs rN oN trrE FLooR To DArfE T0 ExrEr\Dnu operu xnb To r{E orrcn'on^nins.-1il1'tue Gor ro coopen.lie-wirx anc, orHER BEF'RE yo, cAN TEA.H orHER pEopLEro cooPERArs tdl7l{ EA$l o?}tER. I Dot{r? Klttu Hotd trts eciteveo.' t've-nevli-Jeln'ii-o.rreveo l0@, BUT tr lseE rfr€ sEYTER os ttt 9i:!liF lrunlr As ?HEv oer pnsseo-ltiirer.r. HEADED srAGE Af$ TlrEy DEctDE nnr sosgsoDy r€LsE cix cALt B€glDEs nf;leElyEs. l'euess HE ALL r{AvE To pAss rr{R, ?trnT syELL_HEADED srAcE.. | fltsn TocoooHEss rltAT I t{As t{ALF'As Gooo As I r}fr.€Hr t-ms nrnei vailt reo. cooetnail6Nr-illo NrcE ro rHe orHERsQUAae DAiEE CALLERS, fs yERY lrlpbRleffi.--coopeealirc';rr"';;;; rN Arrv r,rAy runr vou cA$:. I oor,lrl BEAr,f ro €rvETl€t YOJR.CLUBS Aio DAI'CES Al$ YotJ qJlTTllFr EVEN TtlolJGH Sot'lE oF n{€M HoULD LtK€ ydJ To Do so.
.'.l.Iryt-tl" cAtlFonNlA rE Do rro SQUARES sto--gti^ryry, rF h,E cAN cEr n.,E pEopLE.-oo o... R(urcs. I ooxrrsAilr ro T'rlx ABot'T lH€ muND DAI€E PRocltAl{ BecAusE t o,ixir iiacx nouno.DAr€Es, I cAilrT K€Ep up'.rdtrH ALL THEilEI DArlcEgr I HAv€Ntf Gor.TH€ TtriE. A peu woRos ,l8our rHE Rq,JND DAr$cEs rHoucH HIcHT BE rN oRDER.I firecetTED rx sotmrgs'-calTFomta'riAv rc s4€rru srArn,ARErzE,R(r€ EsrAsLtsH n'e R,roArENrALs oF Rorriro oaxcr.er tt**G-;*i^S;ff8@T;1ls;atg= #fr.*o'tsALArisE 13 sdtEtx't'lo E[se, e?c. |de ssotLo-ll1t!_:Il^DARDT-BAsrc rt6tnes or noum DA]Elr{c srr:lJ AS, wALrZrPOIXA, ?1dO-STEP, SCHOTIISCT+€, EtC, aro fenCx nrE pEOpLE rO oir,Ce ftrFJ.t. TnEx you @ULD co AH€AD AID t{Rl TE ASi{Aily RdJND *riEEs As yott uqti lo.' lr cour-o B€ DoN€.
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