Cardboard Box: The Movie

Whew. That was a close one in that factory.

But I sorta still wish that we could stay.

Really? Why?

Because all my friends were there.

I understand. I had to leave my family too, you know.

Anyway, I wonder where the lady is?

Isnt she still on Mars?

Doubt it. She wouldve poofed off by now.

OH NO!!! OH NO!!!

Mwahaha. Im back. Did you miss me?

Actually no.

WHY YOU LITTLE-

Uh-oh.

Now its time to finish something I started long ago.

Whats that?

This!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

NOW DIE FOOLS!

Sorry, bullets dont work on us.

Hows that?

Because Im too small

And holes in me dont matter.

So ha!

But I know who can hurt you, Me the fly.

OH NO!OH NO!

King Evil Frog!

Actually, Im not king anymore, thanks to SOMEONE.

And who would that be?

Us, remember?

Oh yeah.

Now prepare to die fools.

Never!

Whos that?

Its us!

Now surrender or else!

Yeah!

Sorry, I dont feel like it.

Hey guys, I got the pizza.

Who ordered pizza?

Yeah.. About that

Hey! I want pizza!

Yeah! Me too!

No wait.. You cant eat that its-

BLEH!BLEH!BLEH!BLEH!

Fly-flavored.

Thats it. Im quitting.

Me too.

Yeah.

Later.

I may as well leave now too.

Yay! Half her army quit!

Actually not half.

Then where are the rest?

Right here.

Now what do we do?

I know!

What?

RRUUUUNNNNN!!!!

We need to get an army.

Isnt just all of us good enough?

No. We need more people who can fight.

Count my family in.

Thats good, but we still wont have enough soldiers.

I have an idea!

Whats that?

We all go out and ask random people!

That sounds crazy.

Yeah, its crazy all right,

But it just might work.

11/17/05Dear Diary, Today a cardboard box walked up to me and asked me to help him join a fighting squad. I thought I was hallucinating, but he said he was real. I know I am a hippie, but what would be wrong with helping make an army?

Hey, you guys wanna help us make an army?

No thanks. We monks do not participate in such barbaric activities.

I dunno what the heck my friend just said, but count me in!

Hello there.

Uh hi.

I wanted to ask you something, but first:How did you get so good-looking?

Y-You th-think I look Good?

Yes, you look as good as decaying carcasses smell beautiful.

Hey!

What?, Im a fly, carcasses smell good to me.

Okay then, but what was the question you wanted to ask me?

Oh yeah, that. Would you like to join a fighting force with me and some other people?

I thought youd never ask, but

LETS GO FIGHT BAYBE!!!!!!!!

To be or not to be

???

Who the heck are you?

I am a new opportunity for you, Shakespeare.

What are you talking about?

Do you want to be part of a fighting squad?

You mean like in my plays?

Yeah surelets go with that.

Okay then!

Hello people, and welcome to my army!

Your army? But I wanted to lead people into war!

I thought you were a monk.

I am!

Anyway, howabout we start with introductions?

Ill go first. I am Cardboard Box, and-

Nice army, lady.

Thanks, King Evil Frog.

Hey, what about our army?

Your army stinks.

WHY YOU LITTLE-

Oh, Im so scared.

You should be, lady.Army, ATTACK!!!!!!

So, Cardboard Box, you think your army could beat mine?

Actually yes.

Boy, are you wrong. ATTACK!!!

Hey! Thats not fair!

Is not!

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!

Psssst: everybody fire on the count of 3.Is not!

1Is too!

2Is not!

3!Is too!

Yes!

If you think youve won, youve got another thing coming, Cardboard Box.

Oh really? And whats that, lady?

THIS!!!

Whats that?

I am from planet mars. Prepare to be zapped.

???

Hey, what happened to him?

This!

Im scared!

You should be!

I have an idea!

To bee or not to bee

Oh, so were gonna bore them to death with your lame phrase?

Hey, wait a minute: why did he add an extra e to the word be?

Watch.

ATTACK!!!

Uuuuhhhhhhh.

Yay! We won!

This isnt over between us, Cardboard Box.

It certainly isnt.

Ill be back!

Me too!

Oh, and by the way

What?

Shakespeare, how can we ever repay you?

Hmmm

Ive got it!

BOOYA BAYBE!!!

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