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MEETIN G

THURSDAY

VOLUME XXXV '

VANCOUVER, B .C,, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1952

PRICE 5c ; No.

AMS

MEETING '

THURSDAY

\

AL P T' HER' ING1HAM

EmergencyMeeti ngThursda .''

NEW PEP CLU B

Constitution for this new campt m

pep club is now in' the hands o t

the Literary and Scientific Ewen .Aare and will be considered by the

executive as to whether Th e

Jokers will be placed under the

jurisdiction of the AMS, ,

Necessity forced the Jokers un- !

derground in 1948 because most )

of the members making up th e

club were in their graduating year

and could not recruit 'hew blood

to carry on their activities .

WEAR PYJAMAS

Activities of the old Jokers-clu b

consisted of men sitting in th e

wottten 's toilets during noon hour ,

attending lectures dressed In py .James .

Last president of the Jokers ,

Dave Ellis, staged one of the club' s

most fascinating kneel by jump-

ing oft the. top of the Library .

The nt.tt Jokers club will prob-

ably carry on the old tradition b y

vent slapping of hands,

tomes* .

Cd'mpui .Chaff

Well I see everybody is pick-ing on the poor little Engineersbecause they have never beenmistaken for Adolphe Menjouin the hydraulics lab,

Personally I think this is be-ing unfair, Students who criti-cize Engineers forget that theSelencemen are slightly handi-eapOed—they have never takenaft Arts course .i The Engineersactually have a terrific sense ofhumour; the only trouble isthat it is too bad they are lack-ing io much in the stuff thatgoes between the ears, ,

But back to the Engineer' sdeficiency in the blue serg eline. A little while ago a press-release was sent to Flo McNeil,our Editor in charge of Fe-males. It revealed that "Made-moiselle, .the Bible of the col-lege elothes-thorse, has outlinedEngineer's unusual mental re-tanlment is the fact that hehover *lot in a cradle . Whenhe was 'a 'baby his head wasso pointed his mother jus tthrew him into a dartboardevery night.

.SHAWLS AND BIBS

I think the reason for thea new fashion credo for the go-ed . i

. The article goes on to tel lthe college girl to "have thecourage to be different, to drawattention and to hold it . ThistHilt'lilki'ditkd4itti'the use ofaeceillotlee."

, "Apparently believing thatthe Babe-in-arms look en-hances a girl's charm, Made-moiselle prescribes shawls fast-ened with giant safety pins ,and bibs, alive with jewels andwrought gold . Longer glove sand fur muffs, besides addin ga touch of sophistication, wil ldg much to prevent chappin gof hands .

. "The sculptural belt makesa good connection betweenyour sweater and skirt . It canbe purchased to go along withanother campus necessity, thebig bag . "

Now this may be all verywell but what about the mal eof the species? If my observa-tions are correct, the female isalways pretty well-dressed; i tis the boy who needs the tipson how to look like a campusGregory Peck. Girls havemore magazines than Dodd shas kidney pills which instruc tthem how to dress. The poormale has to slouch along in hisT-shirt and blue denims, let-ting the women take all thewolf-whistles .SUSPENDERS HEL DTHINGS

To remedy this situation .forthe Engineers and in answer toMademoiselle we are offering !the Ubyssey's Handy Hints for !Sloppy Sophomores .

"The college boy is advise dto have the bank account to be !different, to buy Cadillacs an dto drive them. This trick i saccomplished with the use ofMoney.

"Apparently believing thatthe sloppier-than hell look en-hances a boy's charm, theUbyssey prescribes cords fast-ened with old rusty nails and !cashmeres, alive with mothholes and Eisenhower buttons .Longer sessions in the Georgiaand drives to Spanish Banks ,besides adding a touch of,in-toxication, will do much to pre -

SHORT STORY , WRITERSStories by two UBC grads are included in a new boo k

of Canadian short stories appearing in bookstores thisweek .

The two are Ernest Perrault and William McConnel ,arts and law graduates in '48 and '50 respectively ,

Perrault was public relations officer for the AMS, an dis now known as a sometimes radio writer and . journalistsauthor. McConnel practices , 'law in New Westminster, an dhas had stories printed in dther Canadian collections .

Other Vancouver writdrid*'' ''fepregented ,irt'the book ar enovelist Ethel Wilson, and ' Dorothey Livetlay, a prominen tpoetess and author .

A Victoria writer, FlorisldcLaren, is also represented .The book is a collection of the best stories appearing o n

CBC's Canadian Short Stories in the last three years . Itis published by Oxford 'University Press and is titled 'A nAnthology of Canadian Short Stories' .

If the volume is a success, the publishers will conside rmaking the book an annual publication, similar to theAmerican Best Short Stoiies series .

DeGroot Emphasizes '

National Character

"If you don't want to he helpless in trouble, beware of th euseful," was the warning of Professor DeGroot in his talk o n'National Character and Style' Monday .

Malkin For

AUS EventsUrsula Alaikin, noted Canediti a

p :dnist, will play tomorrow noo nfor the ALTS Special Events pro -gram,

the Auditorium .Miss Malkin, who possess bot h

artistic imagination and technica lpolish of the highest order, wil lplat. selections from Scadattl, Me .sett and Somers ,MOZART SONAT A

The program will consist of th edramatic and difficult :emote in Aminor by Mozart, a sonata byScarlratti, Etude by Jean Cottl ehard-Adams and Itarry Somme'

UBC,'s Sports Program

Still Under Question

Student's Council has been forced to call a second emer-gency meeting as a result of the time taken up by discussion atlast Friday's general meeting .

The second meeting will be held at noon Thursday in th eArmories .

Main reasons for the meeting is a motion to be presente dby Darrell Tepoerten, asking for athletic scholarships, rtt imotion could not be presented 'to the students before adjourn-ment of Friday's meeting .

His' resolution reads :"Whereas the problems of a ge undue A mount ot time and' 'Of

leties on this campus is essentiall yone pertaining to American toot•ball, an d

"Whereas the problem resolve sInto the failure of our America nfootball team to efficiently com •pete in the Evergreen Conference ,and

"Whereas this difficulty is cans•ed by Pack of 9o-operation by th eSenate and the AdMinistration an dthe lack of gympath 5t with the de•sire of the students as evidencedby their refusal to allow schola r.ships for athletes, an d

"Whereas members of the fOot •ball team are repaired to epend a n

SPECIAL MEETING

A special meeting of Students 'Council Monday moved and carrie da resolution that a freshman rulingetse undesirable because many stu-

identesaula7gnrooegnoddableseahant0000inatacgetantycltioevynestgatwuhnaedsieitnptg1t.h.oraabt.

tlit

,it9en,tehatsatkninidn%ethayteohuitreateilcuLtarytsttaala ,eimime.,limlsoybito,t.tilo,?tcurricular activity and still main -

Main

but only diverts student In gogroei .og,g tegg, t god gig

Governors was passed by the st ipdent body,

from university ac . Bouhtins, who introdhoo the mg;Lion, "he is going to try to 401voyou into bankruptcy ."

,

quest to have the entrance requi t es The Men's Athletic Council willmeets to the university be raised recommend the appointment ot gand that ia committee comprised, person for the position of Athleti cof represenatives from the Senate .1 Director subject to the approva lFaculty and students to draw up' of Students' Council ., PreV1(Mt0yrulings to be implemented for the he was appointed by the adittln •interim period,

iteration : ,

ATHLETIC DIRECTOR-

ruling_ would have the _effect ofagreeing in principle with thtiright of the Senate to restrict, Stirdent getivitiss,

. .

,Vaughan Lyon urged the ,t

feat of the motion and sug$esWdthat an alternate motion 4 jrgtroduced, questioning the rii8t', .dtthe Senate to impose reetrictkhi,tion student participation in, Whitcurricular activities .

Moulding, also urging the dfeat of the motion, stated, "It i snot up to the Senate to dictat ewhat we should or should not doour first year. We are old enoug hto look after our own affairs . "

MOTION FAVORED

The motion of adjournment was "All coaches have threatened t opassed by the 300 remaining of resign if this motion is passed : : I ,the original quorum of 1200 before say that this' is what we are tr yLyon's alternate motion censuring ing to oppose — dictating on OMthe Senate ruling could be Intro . attics from above . "

"

The general meeting also pastmd iZed . Nold strongly favored the a motion demanding the full en •

motion setting up an athletic Di . forcement of all existing Neer •recto?' responsible to the Students' green Conference regulations . 'Ith eCouncil ,through the Men's Athletic motion stated that it the miser .Council .

mice of this enforcement canno t"The proposed system Is no be obtained, UM tender its wit h

change from the present system, drama from the Conference .The organization of Athletics

Re-formation of the Wester nunder the Ostrom Plan Is good, ter .Univgrsity Football Union wasbut the students do not have a I not discussed at the meeting ,voice in the affairs . Students' though a motion supporting theshould have some control in their re-Institution of this league wa saffairs," said Nold .

I included on the agenda .

'TWEEN CLASSES

Final Presentation Of

Filmsoc To Be ComedyCCF CLUB presents Frank

Snowsell, MLA for Saanich . Pro •vhwlal Organizer, 'Is the gel 'Deviating ,from Socialist Prints

FG 100, noon Wed ., Nov .20 .

(Continued on Page 3 )

REVIVAL OF THE JOKERS C was demonstrated at the AMS General Meeting o nFriday when they went through many nostalgic acts that once made the Jokers one ofUBC's most powerful clubs .

BACK AGAINasmalliasIsdIddalmadmadiail.

ketuiJokers .

n To Bolster SpiritThe Jokers are back !Once considered the' mist ' hhe s

spirited group on campus, theJokers are back at UBC to re-vive what little campus spiritthere is left ,

Appearing iat the AMS Genera l

Meeting "on Friday, the "he w

Jokers" exhibited many weir d

antics by which they hope to in •

sill "spontaneous exhuberance '

into student activities .

attemtp.ing to instil spontaneous ;

His address was part of the Ens;-•

spirit into as many campus active! Usti Department's current serie s

ties as possible .

of talks on some of 'the aspects ofart and literature .

Dimes DriveInvoking the wrath of Van- i

eouver's Police Department,the Engineers continued thei rMarch of Dimes Campaign byinvading the downtown areaSaturday afternoon .

Undaunted by charges of ()pel how other peopl e

crating an unlicensed vehicle, the , they see us .''.

Selencemen hitched their truck ;

"The greatest mistake that canto an ancient model Ford, and cone be made 18 to believe that all can

Engineers End that the higher levels of cultureare useless in the usual sense o f

Continuing, Ms. De Groot sai d

the word, but we must remembe r

the proverb, "Nothing is morenecessary than the useless . "

NATIONAL CHARACTE RHe stressed the value of nation -

al character and the importance o fbecoming Wellies with the nation •al character 01 . others, He said

that success in international rela-tions depends upon "a knowledg e

are, and ho w

and styles thi esellme the ;less .

f u silier' s . n T(' :\l iisatilimelons .

extending even beyond their i rlac school term, and

."Where'll; they tire called , upt

to produce competition for a Is efollowing of spectators both 011 ItE toff the campus and from whioli theprofits contribute to the mahtteu•secs of Minor sports, and

"Therefore be it : resolved; thatathletic BehOte,relthel bein principle ip so tar ae the !Obi ,ant of such awards Is able to paggthe academic standards bet bg , thiiuniversity and that Tde Big.

.

,and The Administration ce.Opavate with the 'aims of these ste tdents' recoMmendations, "

At Friday's meeting a motion i nfavor of a permateitt Midi*Director responsible to Student's'Council as well as the Board of

terest awa ytivity .

Students' Council will presen tthis resolution along with a re•

.

The section which stated ' tha tthe Athletic Director should havethe necessary qualifications fo rcoaching a football team was de:feated .

Speaking against this section ,ties 011iver said, "It the AthleticDirector is also the football coac hthere will be a disproportionat eemphasis on rugby to the detri-ment of all sports. "

By a three vote margin the m e .Win requesting the Senate to pos tpone its freshman Ineligibility rul -ing was defeated. The principl eagainst this motion urged that re•questing -the postponement of thi s

verged on Granville street to ee l .' be cured by universal good we! . I Testament of Youth. This las tdune their search for dimes .

I There Is no universal good will . piece was written by the youn gArmed with Fort Camp fat! One of the things we need is to Canadian compose r

buckets, Redshirts ;' :tided 'pubs " , know how to deal with our relieve it to those of his soldier friend sand cafes in search or contelbe e men who ere different than our- who fell in battle .Lions . One store detective threat selves ."

Ursula Malkin first studied t oseed Engineer Hill Inglis with as :

Ale Do Groot made these cree l her native city of Vancouver, Late rrest when the luckless ltodshht (lesions antr a neneral discussion! she Well the t ;ahl Modal for ,il ldemanded dimes tram store vas- and comenriaen of tetanus sunle s s, ' Canoes In her teochess' and pe ts ! will be shown to students and staf f

only at an admission price of 1M .

who dedicated FILMSOC'S LAST 1952 prese ntalkie will he shown today at 3 .4 16 .00 ard 8,15 p .m . in the Auditor eIn, Feature still be "Passport t oPimlico" and admission Is 25c, A tneon today a Comedy Film Revival

PAc TWO -

THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 25, 1952

THE uaii:S~YMEMBER CANANAN UN)VW8 1'1'Y PREee

Authorized its second class mall, Post Office Department, Ottawa .

Student subscriptions $1 .20 per year' (included in AMS tees) . Mal! ' skbscription s

$2 .00 per year. Single copies five cents. Published throjtghout the University year b y

the Student Publications Board •ot the Alma Mater Society, University of Britis h

co1 nbfa . Editorial of►tnions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of th e

Ubyssey, and not'necoisarily those of the Alma Muter Society or of the University .

Offices in Brock' Hall

For display advertising

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Phone ALma 325 3

EDITOR•IN•CHIEF JOE SCHLESINGER .

Executive Edtter, Gory Kidd ; Feature Editor, Elsie Gorbat ; Clty'•Editor, 'Myra Green ;

NOW* Editor, Ron Sa1pei ; Women's Editor, Flo McNeil ; Literary Editor, Galt Elkington ;

CUP Editor, Patsy Byrne ; Circulation Manager, Marlon Novak ; Editorial Assistant ,

Vaughan Lyon ; Staff Photographer, flux Lovely .

Senior Editors this Issue Brian Wharf, Ed Parke r

Assistant Senior Editor — Ron 'tapers

Desk, Marlon Novak ; Reporters, Peter t3ympnowich, Edith Campbell, Johann Stoyv o

Campbell, Ray 'ogle ; Feature Reporter, Valerie Oarstln .

Utters to the Editor should be restricted 'to 150 words. The Ubyssey reserves the

right to cut letters and cannot guarantee to publish all letters received .

'

!om One Mess To Another

LETTERS TO EDITOR

remembered as Otte Of The Great-

est Basketball Player's Develope d

some 'tifne Paul Buday will b eIn B.C .

D. MacLeod, Arts 2 .

Editor, The Ubyssey ,

Sir :

,The School of, Am'hcltecl.ure ha s

been honored by two of its Facet .

ty 'numbing receiving Slive r

medal awards In the Masse y

Awards for Archittecuu'b . One ofthese Is of special Interest to th e

university, ass the award wa s

made for the University Wa rMemorial Uynurnsfum ,

The terms -of reference . for

these medals are :

1 The purpose of these medal s

_to be ' awarded by the Massey .

Foundation is, for the benefit o f

the public of Canada, to recog-

nize outstanding examples of en-

median achievement in the fiel dfif arc„ hectors and thus to giveencouragement to the member s

of the architectural professio n

and to et'omole public Mims' i n

, their work .

2 The medals, to be known a s

the Massey Medals for Architec •

Mrs, MN be awarded, comment •

lag with the ;calendar year 1960 ,

every second or third calendar

year depending upon the buildin gactivity le Canada, A stint' meda lwill be awarded to the Canadia n

architect of firm of architect s

who designs the work judged bes t

in each of a series of categories ,and a gold Medal will be given t othe architect or firm of architect s

whose work is judged the best o f

all entries, regardless of cate-gory. Each medal will be accom •panted by an apporpriete certifi-

cate,

The UBC War Memorial Gym-

nasium, designed by myself an d

executed in collaboration with

Sharp and Thompson, Berwick ,Pratt, obtained the silver meda l

in the "Recreational Buildings"category.

A sliver medal was awarded t o

Davison and Porter, architects ,for Professor Jolut C . It Porter'

s bouse,%ehich he designed for him•self . Tbie come within the cate-gory of residences 'costing ove r$15,000, "

You may be interested to knowthat oat of a possible forutee nawards, only eight were mad e

and that five of these were give n

to B.C. architects, including th e(hold Medal, which was awardedto Semmes and Simpson for th eMaxwell Building . :Rs, I) . C . Simp-

son was a sessional lecturer wit hthe school, 195(1 .51 .

Yours very truly ,

Fred Laaserre ,

Director .

Editor, The tlbyesey ,

Sir :Seine misconception appears t o

exist. us to ternw of service i n

the ,COTC . I believe these should

he clarified .

'1'Ihe COTC is the ovoe.tl l

scheme designed to produce of.

fivers' for all branches and re.

serve elements of the Canadia n

Army. It is not a part of the regu-

lar army. The primary purpose

l y to allow nalveretly men the eu•

port.unity' to qualify as officer s

so that, in event of it notiona l

emergency they may take tads'

places as such, rather ' than' on-

listing 'as private soldiers, thus

denying themselves and their

country for semi mouths the ge e

vices a highly educated nia u

should properly render.

COTC GRADS

On completion of a minimum ti t

two winter sessions and two sane

mer temps, au offlcer•cadet ma y

be transferred as a qualified of.

titer to a "paps" list known a s

the Supplementary Reserve of Of.

ricers after •wbieh he has no . fur.ther responsibilities to the Army .

In time of emergency be may b easked if he will serve as an oftiat•

es or alternatively face ca1;l'' m

under yJtatever scheme of com-pulsory service. might be in et •

feet. The COTC graduate tnuy

enter the Active Reserve or theRegular Army as an officer if he

so desires .

There are two other schemes

for officer production wbteh exis t

under the aegis of the COTC ;

both are designed to provide of.

ticerm for the regular 'army . Thefirst provides for final year or,

in the case of medical. their

penultimate year, students to be

enlisted as Second Lieutenants

In the Regular Army and to be

subsidised as such until gradua-

tion, The Officer concerned must '

ordinarily serve with the Regular

Army for five years utter grade.

alien .

, •

The second scheme subsldlgt' y

to the COTC is the Regular Of-

ficers Training Plan . It provides

for a man who has completedsenior matriculation between th e

ages of 16 and 21 to be enrolled

in the regular army as an officer

Cadet He will then be subsidized

ordinarily , until graduation, afte r

which time he must serve as a

Regular Army Officer for thre e

years,I.A .-Col . R. W. Bonner ,

Commanding Officer ,

I1iIC Contingent (40'I'(' . .

4

Editor, the Ilbyssey ,

[ear Mr :

A reporter recently Inmente d

lu the 1 r byssey about the U Msportsmanlike booing rained upo n

Paul lntday by 11,8(' basketbal l

fans. The writer was certainl y

justified in his complaint .

However, he referred to Buda y

a,H "probably the outstanding hig hschool player developed In B .C . "

'Phis stntement Is ridiculous .

There were at least Inalf a. doze n

high school players, performing

with or against Buday, who wer e

clearly his superior in all-roundplaying ability. Furthermore, th enumber of former player's wh o

surpassed him in their high schoo ldays is countless .

The Great Buday Myth was .

created with the co-operation o fDuke of Connaught coach 'Hook-

er' Wright and the impressibl e

sports staffs of Vancouver's flip'newspapers . The influence of th e

Myth on the average portion ha s

in the past been nothing short o f

amazing ,

Even now, after Buddy's ob-vious shortcomings am a colleg e

'player has been displayed, ther e

remain voices revering his name ,One can only suppose that for

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bast week the students of this universit y

Vote` for "more student control over ath -lgtliiir~" Nothing could be more symptomaticof tie inadvisability of such a step than the

reasoning and the events leading up to it .

The athletic record at UBC in the past fe w;has been pitiful and frustrating . It was,are, inevitable that some form of revolt

► ivI8Ionissm should arise .

r a consideration of all the variablein the athletic picture, the instigators

nf, revolt chose the "we pay for athletics ,

we*lint control of athletics" theme.

The student body has, firstly, the powerproviding or withholding funds, of expand -

tier contracting the athletic program . . ': hlb is the first and also the ultimkte

1 Inure of control. Beyond this stage al lBier organization must be set uv in the

tr 'Pf functional administrative advantages,et scheme to bring the athletic directo r

Within the direct control of student authoritie scannot materially change the situation .

The athletic director is supposed to contro ltali 1 ►oiee 0 coaches . Whether he is directly

nMiele. to Students' Council or otherwise ,'dill largely dependent on the Physica l

Edtition Department for personnel.

fact, if he were completely divorced from

any attachment to the administration, hi suislnefs would probably end, because ap-iilnents to the Physical Education Depart-

mbhi Would then be made without any regardMk ittitdent athletic requirements .

The dual supervision, then, has in realit ybut a formal concession of control . It onlysubordinates the athletic director to the spas-modic effects of student administration .

Asroof of this instability of student plan-ginge can only offer the following sequence .

The present crisis comes as a result of con-note: us defeats in the field. The causes of

.thtitse:•defeats have been analyzed quite clear -,the resulting remedies ignore that

l(lsia.The schemes that have been suggested so

'far fellow the path of least resistance ."We can never hope to have a winning

football team, because the people coming t othis university have never played Americanfootball in high school—thus goes the analysis .

The obvious remedy would be to stop play-ing football and stop wasting student money .However, it is then pointed out that we mak ea tidy profit on football .

It is necessary to remember that a waste o f

4 , 4

ayNews Item : A negro was foun d

guilty of assault In the US be -

muse he had "leered" at n white

woman from a distance of fift y

feet ,

News Item : Brake Immigrants

In Australia rioted in protes t

ngainmt having to Ilse with Italia n

Immigrants who "ogled" at thei r

wives,

N.

i

Not long ago we saw an ex-

tremely large bulldozer in a heav y

equipment agency's show window .

We stopped to have a closer loo k

at It, because it seemed an extra-

ordinarily graceless thing to pu t

into a show window ,

It wag heavy, rough of nulsh ,

useless for anything but one pur . ''

pose. We wondered what woul d

possess anyone to acquir e such a

horrible monster . The very

thought made es grin wryly, i n

fact we positively leered . We

must have kept ogling and leering.

for quite sotne time, because be -

fore we knew it one of the sales -

men had grabbed us by the col-lar and was yelling for the police,

money is not necessarily, coincidental with a

deficit on the Profit and Lose Statement .

The Men's Athletic Directorate c'an usually

show a profit on the football season. How-

ever, in the final analysis the gate receipts ,

on which the margin of profit rests, are also

a student contribution to the athletic progrram '

If, then, the record of the football team is

as dismal as is the present case, then thi s

sum must also be included as a student sub-

sidization of a failure.

While we lack the courage to take the in-

evitable step and sever our connections with

the Evergreen Conference, or at least get out

of American football competition, Students '

Council has taken a spineless alternative that

might serve for a smooth if not very gracefu l

exit. They have sent• the members of ,the

Conference "an ultimatum" threatening with-

drawal if certain amateur rules are not ad-

hered to by member universities .

The reason for this resolution, of course, i s

not Council 's preoccupation with lily-white

amateurism, but the knowledge that the teams

concerned will not conform, just as we would

not conform if the board of governors had

allowed us outright subsidization schemes of

the football team .

The presently proposed revisions of the

athletic program, consequently, tackle the

trappings instead of the roots .

The administration, of course, has this very

same tendency. It intends to enforce a ruling

making freshmen ineligible for first teams.

The reason behind this step is cbmmendable .

The administration is worried about the hig h

percentage of academic failures among fresh -

men on these teams, and feels it has certain

responsibilities as temporary "guardians " of

these students .

The proposed step, however, means i n

reality only one thing : that the people affected

by this ban will in future play on off-campus

teams. The administration realizes this, bu t

insists on enforcing its ridiculous rule merel y

because it wishes to rid itself of a self-imposed

responsibility .

If the administration regarded this respon-

sibility in the absolute and implicit sense, i t

would tackle the 'problem by including study

periods as part of the training table, a rather

drastic but certainly more honest possibility .

The presently proposed scheme, however ,

is quite evidently just a shedding of respon-

sibility--a policy not so much of passing the

buck, as of trying to sweep it under the carpet .

4 4 ~cepticu4

said the ad . -

We hear that the girl who was

assaulted !long distance) caugh t

herself a husband not long afte r

that dastardly act had taken

piace .Am for the women In Australia ,

It seems that their husbands are a

much more attentive to them ,now that the Italians have

"ogled'

N.

UBC's budding lawyers were a

sight to behold at lust week' s

AMS General Meeting.

Poised like duelists, with their

Rules of Order tucked in their

pants pockets, they prayed o n

unsuspecting speakers .

As a duel in pedautics It was a

fascinating spectacle, however ,

we are still under the delusio n

that rules of order were set up t o

facilitate the smooth running of

meetings, not to disrupt it.The. first few Interrputlons har e

always a welcome break in a tedi-

ous debate. The lawyers, how •ever, seem to overdo it .

There onghta he a haw against ;;them .

We were hauled Into court an d

charged with attempted theft .

The prosecutor maintained tha t

we leered and ogled in a manne r

indicative of criminal intent an d

that only the timely interventio n

of the heroic salesman .had saved

the company from the loss o f

their prize piece of equipment o r

material damage thereto .

(fur lawyer while advising it s

to plead guilty, bused his defense

on the fact a pane of glass divided

us and our "loot However ,

when the prosecutor countere d

that our leer was such as to mak e

the best of glass but a temporary

obstacle, we were quickly foun d

guilty .

As this was our first offens e

we were put on probation .

Only yesterday, on our way t o

see the probation officer, a r e sa w

a. large billboard ad displayin g

It huge, graceless, heavy, form -

less hulldozer ,"II' Y011 ARE TEMPTED T O

LEEIt, DON'T! 1'I' IS Mll('I I

CHEAPER TO BUY THIS NI( i

BEAUTY. DON'T RESIST TIIA'I'

FEELING . HURRY .tNI) SE E

Yell) HEAVY FORNI DEALER . "

a

niter's experience on the Saskatch •

wan- :Manitoba border . They were

there for two days in a blizzard .

But how Insignificant such draw -

backs are when compared with the '

advantages, See you on the road .

''TWEEN CLASSES

ACTIVE PHRATERES SPONSOR

GENUINE HILL-BILL Y HOEDOWN

Attention, city slickers! Come and let down your hair

at the Phrateres sponsored "Hill-Billy Hoedown," It 's on

Wednesday, November 26 from 8-12 p .m . Swing your part- ,

nor to the lively calling of Bud Silvester and his orchestra .

All are welcome, so tell all your friends . Gents only ten

cents, gals only 25 cents . Proceeds go to the Phratere s

scholarship fund. Chapters in charge are Eta: publicity ;

Gamma : decorations; Xi: program ; _Sigma: refreshments.

See you there .

Student Crosses

Canada By Thum

By VALERIE GARSTI N

Are you disturbed by the closeness of Christmas and the

you will observe your right hand you will see four fingers and

a thumb. The latter is a possession of great value .

TRUCK DRIVERS BEST

,• .__ .lennlfer and a friend set nut the night's lodgings in the cit y

last May for Vancouver clad In lull, free of charge,

blue Je'ama and windbreaker to .

Hitch-hiking does have its disad -

getter with n packsack complete l r:ttages. There is the possibilit y

of being stranded ; such was Jen •

Tuesday, November 25, 195 2

Scotchand Soda

By FLO MoNEIL L

Taking the lazy way out thi s

week, I'd like to reprint this article

which appeared in the "Mantto•

ban", campus newspaper from th e

Uulverslty of Manitoba. There's

beau much controversy over th e

usefulness of a college educatio n

for women . I feel the following

will echo the feelings of many of

our co-eds on the subject .

Anatole Prance called the per—

pose of education "to arouse thenatural curiosity of young minds, "

Furthering this idea, education

should also lead or channel the

inquir ing mind so that it may havepurpose and may make advance-

ments.

MIND EQUAL TO MAL E

Given equal opportunity, the fem-

inine mind has proved equally cap -

able to the male counterpart, Oneneed only glance through scholar-

ship Bate, both high school an d

university, for overwhelming evi-dence of this . At our university i n

the past five years, in even suc h

predominantly male faculties p s

Agriculture, Commerce pad ,Sci-

ence, the Gold Medal, supreme .

faculty award, has been won by aWoman graduate .

This "higher education" is no(short-term project of our od'eds .

It often comes at as dear a price

as to any male student—mummer

employment, Saturday jobs, or part -time work are necessities. It wil lbe the means of livelihood fo r

many girls . And marriage doe snot enddgterest and activity in th e

chosen , field, as so many of our

M .D. ladies have proven.Apart from the specific skill s

and knowledge attained in uni-versity studies, the woman grad•note has developed independenc e

of thought. She has formed a basi s

for good Judgment . This mean sshe ban developed the attributes o f

a good-althea. When one realize s

that SO per cent of the votes cas tin the USA were cast by the na•

t)on's women, one understands tha tsuch control in a nation's govern •

meat must not be accompanied b ynarrowness or ignorance . There

will always be a need in any so•p iety for a person who has learne dto think and to write and to speak .NO, piIQL +CTHOM E

The college education does no tmean neglect of "home" work . . .the fine arts of . baking and baby 'tending. No charm or warmth o fpersonality is lost in college life .And the "graduate" wife is no trestless and discontented becauseshe feels superior to a home career .

Such accusations have been mad e

from time to time but a survey o fpresent tonditions shows tha tthose accusations have not bee ngrounded In tact . itemember that

90 per cent of parental thinking i sat present undertaken by themother. A need for maturity an dbalance in moulding the nation'sfuture Is ohviout,

A university girl le not tr yingto peeve that 'she is smarter tha nthe boys. She is only asking fo ran equal chance to be given thetoots of education that she, too ,may make constructive contrlb► aLions to her society, that she, too .may take her place as an alertcitizen .

~.cIeCp, ?iota

Members of , Deha Minima

ority sponsored a tea and sale o fhandicraft at the Canadian Na .tional Institute for the Riled head -quarters on West Broadway las tSaturday . '

Active sorority members sol darticles made by the blind, whil et . ew pledgee Nerved tea . Arrange-

ments were made by Delta Gamm aalumnae ,

Sunday, fifteen pledgee attendedinitiation ceremonies at the hom eof Miss Cathy Munro .

Varsity Outdoor Clu bnew members into

week at their roller

held at RollerlandPerk , . . Teacherdents were guests of Vancouve rNormal School Friday night for a nevening of skits, basketball, an ddancing

. Newman Club sponsored a Sadie

And lion's think that when yo u

Hawkins dance on l'riday In Brock leave the Ubyssey you've finishe d

hull . Gals asked the amen, and did' with writing. Far front R. You r

the hoilonrs for the evening . we Chances of getting a Job wit h

liter some of the women-folk sup. big newspaper are infinitely In .

plied corsages . The dance was a,' creased If you have 'acquired som e

big success, and the boys enjoyed iuunvledge of how it runs .

the evenin g especially . Nice to go ; WORK DOWNTOW N"suet free" fora chlnlgt,

, •

~

,lust by way of tonrersa,iou, tee ll

.THE UBYSSE Y

uondon, Ontario, at the officer' straining school, receiving Initialand advanced training . The coursesinclude current events, history andorganization of the airforce, publicspeaking, service writing, airforc elaw, drill, physicaF education g oadcareer , information . The advancedcourse stresses service manage-

ment and personnel relations,which are valuable assets no mat -ter what career you plan to per.sue, in the airforce or clvillen life .

The pay is wonderful — $170 amonth plus room and board — an duniforms, both blue and khaki, aresupplied ,

NEW BARRACK S

During training the flight cadet sare housed In a brand new bar-rack • block ; three' gir ls to a room .The officer's mesas ' erves as ahome away from home, with manyrecreation facilities .

After graduation, the flightcadets are posted to stations acros sthe Dominion, from Goose Bav ,Labrador, to Whitehorse, Yuko n

former. Ubyssey women's pag e

editors are now working on Van-

couver newspapers . Joan Fraser

has made good as a feature write r

on the Vancouver Sun, as hsus done

Leona Sherlock, formerly Louie

Francis, who is now tine women' s

editor of the Vancouver News -I ieraid ,

That , shows' what you can do ,

girls .

with tin, mug. "We found truck -

drivers were the most reliable

source ' of transportation," sh e

said . It is not only a cheap mean's

or travel, but also an exciting ono .One sees a great deal more of th e

count'' gaud the people and there

is always the mystery of wher e

the night will be spent .For example, in Abbotsford the y

lodged in an empty box car, an don the fi r st night out of Toront o

they slept on the train statio nbenches, but found well meanin g

ladies, afraid of theta m1e :deg thei r

train e rather disturbing influence .

PAGE THREE

Bathing suits, are another littl eitem which have changed through

the years . The three-quarter lengt h

knit bathing 'suits of the 1916' s

were of the V-neck, close fittin gvariety, and boasted "under"

trunks hitting just above the knee .

With the "roaring twenties "

came the loss of the female figdre ,as Par as fashions go . Waistlines

were dislocated from whet Mother

Nature planned and dropped 't o

where hips were once located . '

HEREDITY CONCEALE DWrap around .coats were tee •

Lured, and' Sported a full, drapedcut, which effectively concealedwhatever heredity did or failed' t odo .

•

,

I in the dress silhouette, tunics ,

drapes and overskirts were als overy popular, and added to thi swere many raffles and overskirteffects . The idea seemed to be' to

appear as what you were not . Tothe contemporary's eyes, the flat -chested, waistless and h'ipiess

maid of the Charleston era "jus tdidn't leave 1t . "

a radically different girl onfashion scene . This time sh eoutfitted in extremely mannishclothes, with suits bearing th elonger straight look . Shirtmakerdrosses beSame classic, and th etrouser pleated skirts were bignews .

Due to one of those funny quirk sof fashion, aptaarel such as'bath-

ing suits and evening dresses ac-

quired feminine touches such as

flared skirts on both items, an ddeep-cut necklines on the evenin gwear .

AGE OF SLOPPY JOE

didn' tchange much, but co-eds jus tstopped caring how they looked- -01' so it seethed .

Today the New Look," whlc ; hlengthened

the

eilhonette ,passed its prime end styles ar eoil the upswing again . The changesto look for In the coming silhou •ells seem to me in the neckline slillii the w'aistlliles

— III' as slgne •

What more could any co-ed wantthan a glamorous career combinedwith her university education? Ora chance to travel throughout th ecountry meeting Interesting peopl eawd, receiving marvellous pay ,

Fifteen UBC girls found theanswer to their dreams when th eRoyal Canadian Airforce began re-

cruiting co-eds for summer training ,

last year. The scheme which warslimited to four universities for th eexperimental first summer, wa s

such a success that this year i thas been expanded to include near-ly every Canadian campus .

Squadron Leader R. G . Herbert .

commanding officer of the UBC

Reserve Squadron, has announcedthat there are still vacancies for

gir ls in next summer's quota, an dtall Interested should apply at theairforce orderly room in the

Armouyies immediately . Require-

meats tire good physical health ,

a fair scholastic standing, and a

genuine interest In the airforce . ,

INITIAL TRAININ GThe first ten weeks is spent l n

EXCITINGIt doesn't matter whether yo u

prefer pounding a typewriter, o rMeeting people, there will be pion -

' Sty of opportunity for both . I nSow short, there is a never-ending

round lof exciting activities i n

newspaper work .

Now for you girls who' aren' t

sure that you would like newspape r

work, there is no better way to fin d

out than to acquire practical ex-

perience,_ And what better way to '

ampulla this experience than at a nactual newspaper? Right here o n

the campus we have a newspape rthat's, big-time on a small scale ,

WON'T QUITAt the l j byssey pub, you can see

initiated

the club las tskating party ,in ExhibitionTraining Stn .l many things you can do, especi-

ally on the women's page . There ,

you can learn how to be a reporter ,

a fashion writer, 'a columnist, o rwhatever else you may want t o

be ,

for yourselves just how a news •

paper works, and believe me, onc e

you get into the spirit of it all, yoc;won't want to quit, There are s o

WOME NM - -

,

. .

SNAPPED -BY' A PHOTOGRAPHER on the landing strip at Number Oile Officer's School,

London, Ontario, are three of UBC fifteen flight cadettes who spent ten weeks training a tthe school last- summer . They are, left to rig ht, Flight Cadette Diane Sawyer, Victoria (1s t

year medicine), Flight Cadette Edith Johnson, Prince Rupert, (3rd 'year Arts), and Fligh t

Cadette Sheila Kearns, -Nelson, (3rd year Arts) .

iris Find Answer To Dreams

In UBC Contingent Of RCAF

Territories. There "contact train-

ing" Is provided, wittl the girl s

worming in many different parts o f

the stations to obtain a reall y

good grounding in airforce organ-

ization and administration .

The first summer three fields—

supply, administration, and medl-

cal mesing — are open to choose

from. The other two summers th e

choice is somewhat wider,''and ol' •

ficials''try to fit the summer em •

ployment to the person't university

coarse .

'1~0 $N RE$ERY E

Commissioning comes at the end .

of the second summer, when the

rank of Pilot Officer is attained .

Upon graduation from universit y

you automatically become a flyin g

officer in the reserve .

If you're not convinced now that

the airforce is the place for you

neat 'summer, just ask any of th e

present fifteen flight cadets on the

campus about it, and it won't b e

long before you are completel y

sold !

Journalism Offers

Many Adventures

If you're looking for an exciting and varied career, girls ,

this is it .

The variety of jobs open t owomen in newspaper work is mor e

than most people realize. There

are women columnists, wome e

featur e editors, women reporters ,

women fashion writers, anti wom-

en food editors (attention Hom o

lee girls), to list only some of th e

opportunities .

In fact, today, the career-minded

gal can enter almost any field ,

male competition notwithstanding.

UNIVERSITY BOOK SlOB! '

Hrs. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sat.: 9a.m. to Noon

Loose-leaf Note Books, 'Exercise Books and Scribblers ,

Graphic Engineering Paper, Biology Paper, Loose-leaf

Refills, Fountain Pens an sink and Drawing Instruments

Owned aid Operated hy

f

fiir Shror0itr

Gals New Fashions

BrIlk With . Traition

What disenchantment awaits the point male who wants a

girl "just like the girl who married dear old dad" !

A glance into the past at the fashion picture might well

cause the modern observer to give sincere thanks that he was

not born 20 years before .

MISS PRIM OF 1016

from the bottom up, the and close fitting a:eh, laced up the

Starting!ankle, like ice skates without the

woman has come a long way from blades,

the Miss Prim walking shoes of

1916. These featured a low hee l

How To Pass

Xmas Exams; Looking for an easy way to you rB .A.? Here are seven helpful hintsfor hara ysed students . Following 1 absolute non-existence of funds with which to get home? Ifs The decade which followe ddirections carefully will guarante e100% satis~aetiom or your mone y

Bieck. (Caution : do not use whileattending Hunter College. Those

were written by a traitorous i1 . C .professor. )

1. Bring the professor newspape rclippings dealing with hL subject .If you don't tint clippings dealin gwith his subject, bring in ellppiug uat .random. He thinks everythin gdeals with his subject .

2. Look alert . 'fake notes eager-ly. if you look at your watch, don' tshire at it unbelievingly and shakeit .

Nod frequently and murmu r"How true!" To you this seem sekaggerated, To him, it's quit eobjective .

5. Lhugh at his jokes . You cantell . Ir he looks up from hie note sand smiles expectantly, he has,tol da joke ,

6. Ask for outside reading . 'Von' RUNAWAY Sdon't have to -teed it . Jest tusk,

It was in Sioux St. Marie tha t7. If you must sleep in close, the girls were spotted by a mete •

arrange to he called at the end or bee of the Children's Aid who re -the (tour . It creates an unfavorable ported them to the police as run •Impression it' the most o1' the class! arrays, however, the polite force geographi chas left euul reu .-It there elem . .' w,ls, nest to•opel'ulirc, wed nl•tel' slroaghol ddazing,

taking them sight seeing, previ h U I raneau ,

(Continued from Pane 1)

The forties were the golden ag e

THE WOMEN'S AU3(I'LIARY of the "sloppy joe" sweater, the

TO THE JAll SOCIETY presents short pleated skirt, and the bea tJoe Warnock in a discourse on the tip loafers, The silhouett e

late modern trumpeter, 'Fats' Na -varro at Jazzsoc's regular meetin gtoday, 12 :30, Brock Stage Room .

,GEOGRAPHY CLUB present s

film "Cyprus is an Island", Tulle -

day noon in Arts lilt) . This inter -esting film highlights human and

features of this Britis hin the Festers Waiter -

~enc bus pal it - lime tact- of tither ,

saw

tim e

Wa s

a

PAGE FOUR

THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 25, 1052

Athletic Meeting A Flop;Another One ~tThurs.

Everybody Wins ExceptBasketball' And Soccer

However, students turned

thumbs down on an additional rec•

otnMendation that an Athletic Di -rector be hired who also coul d

Coach the football team .

Representatives of English r'u g•by, soccer and minor sports were

instrumental in defeating this mo •

tion. They claimed tint on Athleti c

Dir ector who coached the football

squad 'would tgnd to spend too

much time on football and , would

therefore

discriminate

agains t

minor sports.

'

Although the meeting could

have been adjourned at any time

because a quorum (90 .percent o f

the students) was not present ,

those who were sincerely interest-

ed in the athletic question at UB C

tried in vain to get some concrete

proposals passed despite the bac k

of leadership by the Students '

Council . in maintaining some sor t

Varsity soccer club was blanked

1 . 0 by Royal Oak'Ih'ugs in a 'Main-

land Cup game at Smith Memoria l

Park on Sunday while UBC Chief s

won their first game in two year s

with a 4. 0 triumph over VGH.

Varsity, displaying a superiorit y

of playing ability and a lack o f

scoring punch, suffered a heart -

breaking setback in the fifth round

or the Mainland Cup .

The Chiefs outhustled their op-

ponents throughout the game an d

with the forward litre finally tunc •

tigning on all cylinders found littl e

difficulty in downing the hospita l

eleven .in the first half John l,,owen

scored to give the Chiefs a 1 .0 lead .

The score remained the same unti l

midway through the second hal f

when center-forward Mac Mac-

donald drove a hard shot into th e

net . Inside-left Vic Edwards and

Thunderbirds, off to a fig .

ing start on the basketball season ,

were momentarily halted in Bel .

Ilughanl Filthy night when the yblew an early lead to lose 67 ; 1

to Western Washington Vikings .

Jack Pomfret's Birds, 22•pola t

x'Inners over the Vikings on Thurs-day, had the better of the play bu t

jest couldn't make the she' s

click . The game was all tiers up a t

half time 1111(1 the Birds had a threepolut edge it the ti'ee•auru'ter mar k

hut the \'ikitg'i led by woodminl ,

came on in tiler Mal minute stake the victor}' .

Cite students who saw th e

expressed the holier that th esere ~till the better dr am ,

Ae.

XThe .LIyv't' tiyir,td wine i+set

Fed up with a

team, the few who remained to th e

bitter end han'ed the control o f

the Athletic Director back to the

students. By a narrow margi n

students passed a recommendation

which stated that the Athletic Di -

rector be made reponsible to the

Students' Council and the Boar d

of Governors and NOT to th e

School of Physical Aducatton .

for the start of the proceedings

which didn't get underway unti l

1 :00 . By the time the preliminaries

had been dispensed with some stu-

dents had to wander away to lee-

tures . As it became clear as tim e

went on, that parliamentary pro •

cedure, not athletics, was to b e

the main topic of discussion, more

and more students grew disguste d

with the petty squabbling an d

more and more students walked

out ,

of order over the bitterly-debate d

meeting .

A well•meant intention to do

something about the controversia l

Senate rifling on freshmen fell fla t

on Its face when the meeting was

adjourned before a stronger mo-

tion asking the Senate to recon-sider its ruling could be brough t

forward .

Macdonald again finished off th e

Chief scoring .The Thunderbird team came u p

with another good game befor e

losing 1-0 . As in their other game s

this season they outplayed their

opponents but- once again found

that they could not score any goals .

GOALIE SAVES OAKS

The score was tied 0-0 at th e

end of regulation time and a hal f

hour overtime-deriod was played .

The Druggists scored about four

minutes Into the overtime and the n

held off the desperate Varsity rally .

The student team was unfortunat e

not to tie the score as the Oak' s

goal-keeper made two miraculou ssaves .

The loss was the sixth straigh t

for the Birds and knocked them ou t

of Mainland Cup play .

Next Saturday Birds' will playSapperton on the campus .

ALL THEY NEED NOW IS YOUR SUPPORT.

~ckey Team Wins

Nanaimo Contest

Everybody Happy '

But Naniamo

It may be their first league

victory of the season but on

Saturday night at Nanaimo th e

UBC Thunderbird hockey team

served notice that it certainl y

won't be there last . Not by a

long shot .

Thunderbird4 out .hustled, out -

shot (50 to 16) and decisively out -

played the island _.city's Nanaim o

Clippers by a decisive score of 6 . 2 .

And victory was sweet . Last year

In the only game Birds playe d

with the Clippers they were smoth-

ered 10-1 .Never once faltering from their

smooth passing. hustling style the

youthful UBC squad forged ahead

to a two•goaI4ead in the first period

on goals by''Steve Gryscliuk an d

Jim McMahon .

THE MANOR'S BROTHE R

' One more goal was added in th e

second frame and three more in-

surance counters in the final frame.

Pete Hume, the Calgary shuffler,

shot in two quick goals In the las t

period in a tremendous effort to

Something New Has Been Added

' We guarantee things will be different for the nex t

issue of the Ubyssey sports page on Thursday. There has

been rumours of a revolution in the athletic underworld o f

UPC and the sign, "Under new management" will be dis-

played on this page for one day.

True to their promise, Art Phillips and John Southcott ,

will write the copy for the issue . It broke Hutch and Al 's

hearts to have to give up the page for one day therefore

releasing them to try and Salvage something from th e

Xmas exams. Their bodies can be found in the women 's

john in the library basement, studying . . .

We Keep Egg Cup;

Scramble Oregon.

By BOB BRODIE .This win, which was made possibl e

Last Saturday horning thepow. ) by extensive training since Van-

ity opened, allowed UBC to 'retai n

the much-coveted Egg Cup . Our

hats are off to these, men of tlt a

Varsity 'Eight and we expect tha t

they will go on to even greate r

victories in the Resatbes'' ' next

spring. The stalwarts are : Bow,

John Warren ; 2, Dave Spalding ; 3 (

Pat Jackson'; 4, Bud Fulton ; r ,

Gerry Sager ; 0, Hank Matheson ;

7, John Drinnan, stroke, Glen

Smith ; and Cox Jerry Rendell. .

The J .V . race whidb was rowe d

before the Varsity race with Ore.

gon in the new shell, was a rea l

heartbreaker. Oregon made a fas t

start and pulled away otle .half

length at the gun but Varsity

gradually overhauled them, UB C

was leading by a scant six feet at

the quarter and held thla position

till almost the end of the race .

With only 100 yards to go, Ore-

gon began to slowly creep up on

UBC until they were bow to bow.

In the last ten strokes Orego n

moved out in front and detested

the hard fighting J.V's by si x

feet . The -official times were Ore-

1 gon 7 .30 and UBC 7 .M1 .

The mighty Birds flashed acros s

the finish line in the fast time o f

7.01 with the outclassed Oregonboat trailing seven lengths behind .

It Is' noteworthy that Coach, goa d

let the Americans use the ne w

Kelowna- built racing shell and I n

doing so sacrificed the advantag e

of the lighter boat .

WE HAD LOTS.OF TRAINING

This was the fastest time ' tha t

has ever been rowed in a mee t

between Oregan State and UBC .

irds P~lveri

Barbarians 20-0

Flaying the West Vancouver Barbarians 20.0 on Saturday

afternoon, Varsity's ruggering Thunderbirds vaulted into firs t

place in local Miller Cup rugby standings .

Having a game in hand the Bird s

now hold a one point leads over for his second try when play re-

South Burnaby and Vindex Club In slimed and left•centre threequarte r

back Gerry Main added the las t

one .

Hooker 13tH Mulholland continued

his sensati,nal kicking by bootin g

two penaltykicks, one from an ex-tremely difficult angle .and one

conversion, to lead Bird scorers

for the second ,straight week .

Captain Danny Oliver returnedto the lineup after an absence o f

three weeks, playing right win g

until Scot was injured and then

la his customary scrum half poststion. The game was also the firs tfor Brave forwards Bill Eason an d

Byce, both of whet gave every

indication that they are worthy ofsenior ranking .

REDSKINS WI N

Meanwhile' in second division

Bell Irving Cup play lV`Ilrsity' sfreshman squad chalked up theupset of the day In blanking th eweakened Braves 3 .0 . Contributingseven players to the Varsity-Wes tVancouver match the Braves slip •ped to fourth place in league stand-ings .

Varsity Tomahawks, s e e d e dthird in UBC rugger, suffered amighty 19.0 drubbing'at the handsof the Ex-Britannia seconds .

gam e

Bird .;

UBC sports fans woke up Monday morning after a hecticweekend which included : a schemozzle of an AMS meetin gon Athletics which turned into a lawyer's field-day ; retentionof the Egg Cup for the rowing team ; the first Saturday win fo ra UBC football team this year ; a long-sought win for the hocke yteam; a remarkable performance by a UBC runner in th ePacific Northwest Cross Country championships ; the first wi nin two years for a UBC soccer squad ; first place standing inMiller Cup play for the rugby team ; an end to the basketbal lteam's winning spurt an ji an extension of th elosing streak .

The mach heralded AMS meet- t i

ing on Friday turned into a farce !

when certain factions decided t o

argue endlessly over technicalitie s

and to show their knowledge o f

parliamentary procedure, t I► it s

dragging the meeting out ove r

' three hours and driving most of

the students away, leaving 160 o f

the .university's 550 students t o

decide athletic policy.

soccer

losing footbal l

team's

CAN IT B$ BOTHNearly 1500 students showed u p

THIS WAS A FLOP

NO MORE SCHOLARSHIPS

The Original motion read : "Acs• athletics . "

demic requi r ements for athletic s

be rigidly enforced, but the Senat e

be requested to postpone thei r 1 . 0•1 l,yon and Joe Schlesinger all

ing with respect to the participation spoke against the motion on th e

of freshmen and other students on grounds that it should be amend •

the campus for their first year in ed to include all students, not jus t

competitive

and

inter-collegiate athletes ,

Joe Nold, Bill Boulding, Vaugha n

Chiefs Win First Gam eVarsity Loses Agai n

Our Birds (Sob) Lose To VikingsBut We Finally Win At football

Jayvee

put the game on ice . Mac Carpen-

ter picked up his first goal of the

season are did Jim McMahon .

In fact Trig Jim'should have had

at least two more goals all on his

lonesome but after twice pulling

the Clipper goplkeeper out of hi s

net and then just falling 'to deposi t

the puck in the goal it looked like

a conspiracy .

GENEROUS JI MCoach Frederickson queried Ji m

on how come he hadn't scored bu t

the Kootenay stalwart stated he ,

just wanted to, make the goalie

look good .

But Couch Frederickson was wel l

pleased with his boys and migh t

well be because they played hi s

style of hockey. They passed th e

puck, shot for the openings an d

back•checked the .home team• righ t

into the boards .

Keep Monday night f r ee becaus e

for students it will be the bigges t

attraction of the season and th e

cheapest night's entertainment

they can find .

Doug Kyle

Takes Third

One of the most remarkable per-

formances of the weekend was th e

feat of UBC's Doug Kyle . The

closer to a win. The Viking Junior short, stocky runner, finished thir d

Varsity salted edged them out by In the fifth annual Pacific North •

two points in the preliminary, But west Cross Country championship s

thin was nothing compared to what behind two of the outstanding

happened to Dick Penn's boys Snt• track men on the Pacific Coast .

urday *night, Winner of the meet, held Satur -

They stet Clover leafs at King clay morning over a 4 ti: mllo

I (l gyni and were completely ciob• course ending in the Stadium, was

hared 611 . 1 :4 . They could do nothing Denny Meyer of the University , o f

right and would have been better Washington . Meyer is cons,ldere d

to !sue, stayed in bed, the tops in collegiate competitio n

$ , on the Pacific Coast. Fifteen yards

football squad downed behind Meyer was Al Fisher o f

Penticton Scarlet 1Faraaders 24 .9 itosslend, now attending Washing -

to lu the Stadium Saturday . Sparked , ton State .by Ron Burrltt's two touchdowns,' Kyle took third spot, only 1 3

the Jayves didn't have too much seconds behind Fisher . Calibre M Ibe judged by the ft

Carmichael ,' 11)5 1 1

country champ ,

trunhhi' with the understaffed Oh• the runners ca n

anagat crew,

fact that Dic k

Rae Boss i:nld Mike Smith scored Canadian cros s

the other t .d,'s .

finished in seventh place,

Before the race, veteran coxs •

wain Jerry Rendell took advantag eof' the conditions and warmed u n

the Crew with a two-mile prlimin-

ary row. When he finally brough t

his Crew up to the starting line

they were rowin3 a long smoot hstroke and were showing the pe r

feet form drilled into .then by

Coach Frank Read .

LOTS OF CONFIDENC E

UBC, noted for its brilliant rac-ing starts, pulled ahead •three •

quarters of a length when the gu n

was fired. Not satisfied , with thi s

preliminary lead ,Smith "'took ti p

the stroke" to 37 strokes per min-

ute and led the Crew in a drivingsprint which soon opened up a

length of open water between th e

shells, Cerbain that the Crew

could maintain this fast cadence ,

Smith continued the mad sprin t

and the, UBC shell pulled farthe r\and farther away fr om the Orego nboat .

'

erful UBC crew, stroked by Gle nSmith, defeated teh best oarsme n

In Oregon by seven lengths ( a

length is 60 feet) going away . The

racing conditions were ideal . Therewas little driftwood, no wind, an d

the police boat was on hand t o

keep harbor craft away from th e

course .

Pull Gets Ali Sturlat

in Coaches **POI/

Halfback George Pull, one of

the most brilliant football players

ever to represent UiG gaine d

all-star ranking In the recent

BUP poll conducted among testa

green Conference coache r

Tackle Ken Burgess received

honourable' mention from th e

mentors of Paclflc Coast college

gridiron teams, and was the onl y

other Thunderbird player to be

mentioned in the lists dominate d

by Pacific Lutheran Qlsdiators .

the league table .

Fielding only ten men for the

game the pagans were forced to

Jerault the game, but agreed to

play an exhibition tilt. ,Five

players, Mike Ferris, Ray Fee ,

Mike Bell, Jerry Palmer and Bil lSt . John, members of the Varsit y

Braves squad donned West Van

strip to give battle against th e

Birds .

MAGNIFICENT FOR M

Bat the Barbarians would hav en e e d e d reinforcements f r o mQueen's university to halt the ram -

paging Birds on Saturday . Show •

ing the magnificent form that ha sgiven them six victories in seve n

starts and has kept their goal lin e

intact this season the Birds rolle dto an overwhelming victory overtheir makeshift opponents .

Left winger John Newton starte d

the landslide with the first of fourVarsity tries, Scrum half JackScott, who shortly after left the

game because of injuries. scoredthe second try shortly before hal ftime .

NEWTON GETS TW ONewton went over the pagan line