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Page 1: CID Jokes

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Oh My God sir. He is dead.

Nahin sir.

Daya, Abhijeet, iska matlab samjhe??

Iska matlab hai ki iski maut

marne se hui hai.

Nahin boss, main batata hun ki iski

maut kaise hui.

Iski maut marne se nahin balki jaan jaane se hui hai

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Sir, hamein iski laash bed ki

niche mili hai.

Iska matlab haiki bed laash ke

upar hai.

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Daya, Tanki mein pani nahin hai.

Haan Daya, Tanki mein

pani nahin hai.

Kya, Tanki mein pani nahin hai?

Daya, iska matlab

samjhe…Tanki Khaaali hai.

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Daya, photo mein khooni

ke sar pe baal nahin hai

Haan Daya, khooni ke sar pe baal nahin

hai

Kya, khooni ke sar pe baal nahin hai?

Iska matlab samjhe, Daya

Kya matlab ho sakta hai sar

iska??

Iska matlab hai ki khooni ganja

hai.

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Sir, hamein laash ke jeb

mein se Humshakals

movie ki ticket mili hain.

Oh my god. Iska matlab hai

ki yeh ek suicide ka case

hai

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Sir, vo aadmi mara nahin hai

Iska matlab hai vo aadmi zinda

haiKya sir??

Iska matlab samjhe daya..

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Iska matlab hai ki Babli bunty ki patni hai.

Iska matlab samjhe daya??

Nahin..

Kya matlab ho sakta hai sar

iska??

Nahin Abhijeet. Kuch aur matlab hai

iska.

Sir, Mera naam Babli hai aur Bunty mera

pati tha.

Iska matlab hai ki Bunty aur Babli paati patni the.

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Magar sir, darvaza toh khula hi hai

Daya, lagta hai darvaza todna

padega….

Toh fir darvaza bandh karke

tod do.

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Daya, Fan ON nahin hai

Iska matlab hai ki fan OFF hai.

Kya, fan ON nahin hai??

Haan Daya, fan ON nahin hai.

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Sir, yeh khoon toh khooni ne hi kya hoga.

Dekha, mujhe khooni pe pehle se hi shaq tha.

Daya, pata lagao ki yeh khoon kisne

kiya hai.

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Sir, iska matlab?? Iska matlab hai

ki laash ke paas sirf ek kidney hai.

Daya, is laash ki ek kidney gaayab hai.

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Tagline hai – “Designed for

humans”

Iska matlab samjhe Daya?

Daya, Ye Galaxy S3 ki tagline kya

hai?

Iska Matlab yehi hai na ki

yeh insaano ke liye hai.

Nahin Daya, iska matlab hai ki isne 4 insaan banaye

hai.

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Sir yahan par Kisi ki dead

body mili hai.Iska matlab hai

ki laash ka naam ‘Kisi’ hai.

Iska matlab samjhe Daya?

Nahin sir..

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Haan boss, mein 100%

sure hun

Iska ek hi matlab ho sakta hai ki yeh raat 9

baje se pehle zinda tha.

9 se 10 ke beech…raat ko

Boss iski maut raat ko 9 se 10 ke beech mein

hui hai.

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Daya, ACP ki maa ka saaki

naka.

Iska matlab hai ki saaki naka meri maa ka

haiKya, ACP ki

maa ka saaki naka?

Haan Daya, ACP ki maa ka

saaki naka.

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