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Page 1: Club Habel’s Lost Artifacts Missing Artifacts and Other Stimulating Images.

Club Habel’s Lost ArtifactsClub Habel’s Lost Artifacts

Missing Artifacts and Other Stimulating Images

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How this came aboutHow this came about

I was doing some thinking one day and decided to see what could still be found at Club Habel. For those of you who were not fortunate enough to party at The Club, you will still enjoy the slides. And for those of us who enjoyed being trashed a time or two at The Club, you’ll laugh you ass off as you see what I found.

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The Initial EntranceThe Initial EntranceNothing too exciting about this shot; however, once you entered the gate it was just a matter of time till you had a beer or two in your hand. Like Pavlov’s dogs, when you saw the gate you began to thirst for beer.

Gate + pulse = beer in hand.

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The Stairwell OptionsThe Stairwell OptionsMost people didn’t know it, but at this point you actually had two options:

(1) go down the stairs to enter

Club Habel, or...

(2) Go on around back to the V.I.P. Bathroom and pee on the wall. The preferred spot was three feet to the right of the air conditioner; right below my parents bedroom window. As you can see, the bathroom could accommodate roughly three guests at a time.

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Main EntranceMain EntranceIn clear view, at the bottom of the stairs, Club Habel posted that it is friendly to persons with disabilities and was handicapped accessible... just ride yourwheelchair down the steps. And yes, those are two security stickers in the corners of the window. Why?

Because we’re just that damned concerned about your safety. - The Management.

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Security and LightingSecurity and LightingThis is the entrance and exit of Club Habel as viewed from the exit side of the entrance. Note the strength and durability of the door. It is

made of space age polymers...

from the 1970’s. Although the siding and light fixture itself has changed, this is the exact location and positioning of the Infamous Red Light Bulb. After countless hours of digging and sifting through dirt and debris, I was able to uncover...

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The Infamous Red LightThe Infamous Red LightThat’s right! This is the original bulb that was initially placed in the outside light fixture; however, when coming home late at night drunk, a red light didn’t help me see to get the key in the door. An executive decision was made to move it indoors. Now, this decision was heavily influenced by the fact that mom was furious to see her basement stairwell lit up like a “Red Light District”. (direct quote)

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The Infamous Red Light (contd.)The Infamous Red Light (contd.)Legend has it that John could not let such a fine addition as The Infamous Red Light was to Club Habel go to waste. After a night of drunken cloudy thinking (and it could only take a night of drunken thinking to devise this), John delicately inserted The Infamous Red Light into a 3-way touch-on lamp. However, this was no ordinary lamp. John engineered a wire connected to a brass plate whereby the brass plate was mounted to his beds headboard and the wire ran along the floorboard of Club Habel to the touch-on lamp’s “touch actuator”. This enabled the touch-on lamp to be activated not only by its base, but by the brass touch plate mounted to the headboard. Thus, mood lighting could be implemented without ever having to leave the bed.

Oh, by the way...

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The Infamous Red Light Lives!The Infamous Red Light Lives!

FACTOID

ALERT !

It still works! This bulb is over 20 years old! Originally, it came from my sisters room. What was she doing with it? Either gazing at it while smoking Ganja or using it somehow for her own mood lighting at Michele’s Motel.


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