Code Review: Drinking Game

Code Review: noun Reviewing code by developers to guard the software quality

The only valid measurement of code quality:

code review

good code

(c) 2008 focus shift

The only valid measurement of code quality:

code review

wtf

wtf

good code

(c) 2008 focus shift

The only valid measurement of code quality:

code review

wtf

wtf

good code

wtf

wtf is this shit

wtf

wtf

dude, wtf!

code review

bad code

(c) 2008 focus shift

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Code Reviews be like:

why are you doing this?

«explains code»

no... as a profession?

Drinking Game?

artist winks at camera

bad joke by country at

results

bad NOTe

12 points for neighbour

presenter changes costume

presenter flirts

5 people sing on stage

wind machine blows

choir whistles

artist without shoes

artist looses wardrobe

folkloreoutfit

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TODO comment

generated comments

reviewer exclaims WTF

over 2 generics

parameters

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code review drinking game

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TODO comment

generated comments

reviewer exclaims WTF

over 2 generics

parameters

> 3 nested code blocks

emptycatch blok

unnecessary complex code (framework-itis)

Using Random over

secureRandom

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code review drinking game

Java

TODO comment

generated comments

reviewer exclaims WTF

over 2 generics

parameters

> 3 nested code blocks

emptycatch blok

unnecessary complex code (framework-itis)

Using Random over

secureRandom

catch Null Pointer

Exception

> 5 nested code blocks

Hongarian notation

merge conflict in committed

code

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JavaScript Code Review Drinking Game

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