COMICS, ZOMBIES & SPAMby Lynn Ho
This is my brother, King Li.
He is 7 years older than I but looks so young that people mistake me for being his elder sister.
His solution? Keeping a moustache-goatie combo.
He is a Graphic Designer,a filial son, a homely boywho enjoys the simple things in life. Especially the reading, collecting and appreciation of comics.
What a Geek.
He has around 3,000+ Comics in his room... ...and another 2,000+ Comics in the closet.
He says the longer these comics are kept in mint condition, the more they’ll be worth in the future.
I wonder if they have ebay in heaven.
Evidently, cash is a big driving force in my brother’s life.
As long as he gets money out of it, he’ll even undertake a job he abhors...
$ $
Once my brother has obtained the cash though, it’s impossible to pry it away from him.
...like working for our Father.
Have you finished the 20 designs I asked you to do 2 hours ago?
Confuscius say,“Designing till your fingers bleed builds character.”
You are lazy and moronic, must be more disciplined and street wise. Like me.
??
However,there is ONE way.
Can I borrow $50? NO.
???
* SOB SOB *
!!!
OK ! I will give you the $50!Please stop crying!
Female tears.They’re like his Kryptonite.
My brother too ishighly emotional.
Being a creative individual,he enjoys indie films which are artsy and contrived...
...but the classic love story...
...gets him everytime.
No Jack!Don’t let go!
On the other hand...
...computer games get to him...
...in a different way.
Get this F**king zombie off me!!!
Comic appreciation and zombie slaying sure works up an appetite...
growl
...so my brother reaches for the food that satisfies his hunger most...
...SPAM.
Have you eaten your fruits and vegetables?Good for bowel movement.
Confuscius say,“Eat less, work hard. Starvation builds character.
You are fatand oil filled, must be disciplined and exercise more. Like me.
Anyway...
even though my brother can seem quirky and strange at times. A lot of what he loves and enjoys, has become what I love and enjoy too...
...like comics....
...zombies....
...and SPAM.
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Disclaimer:My father really isn’t as obnoxious as this comic makes him out to be. Really.
