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QUESTIONHelp Me, My Printer is not Printing.

Tech Support : Can the computer See the Printer?

ANSWERI tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but his computer

still could not 'see' the printer.

QUESTIONHow many technical writers

does it take to change a light bulb?

ANSWERJust one, provided there's a

programmer around to explain how to do it.

QUESTIONHow many Java

programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

ANSWEROne, to generate a

"ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

QUESTIONHere son I bought you a Basketball to play with.

ANSWERComputer Kid…. Where are

the instructions?

QuestionOnce a programmer drowned in the

sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach. Why did no one

save me.

ANSWERThe programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and

nobody understood it.

QUESTIONHow do you keep a

programmer in the shower all day?

ANSWERGive him a bottle of shampoo which says

"lather, rinse, repeat."

QUESTIONDo computers make

mistakes?

ANSWERYes they are just done

faster and more accurately.

QUESTIONWhat is a computer virus?

ANSWERA terminal illness.

QUESTIONComputers have improved

our lives

ANSWERThey allow people to make

even bigger mistake.

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