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February 17, 2011 • Issue 786 • $1.00 Serving St. Joseph Island since 1995 Visit us online at www.islandclippings.com Tel: 705 246-1635 email: [email protected] Fax: 705 246-7060 “Your Island Newspaper” The Real Estate Stop David Nelson Sales Representative “Your Island Realtor” 949-7867 • 246-2757 Confessions of a City Boy The Legend of Daddy’s Heat Gun! Each week, we’re proud and delighted that more and more people from all corners of the globe are reading the Island Clippings online! We now have regular readers throughout North and South America, the Near East, the Far East and all degrees of North and South. One of those readers is our daughter Jessica. She and her family live in Beamsville, in the heart of the Niagara wine country, although their hearts too are closely connected to St. Joseph Island. I’m used to thinking of my poor, long-suffering wife Heather, dutifully living with and through my occasional acts of lunacy, although I prefer to think of them more positively as ‘maybe not the rightest or brightest that I’ve ever been’. But, it never occurred to me that our dear daughter also had to grow up in the shadow of her demented Daddy’s acts of madness. And now I know that the poor girl has been scarred for life! It all started to come out in our last telephone conversation, where she commented on my ‘Guide to Home Tools’ (see Issue # 780, December 30, 2010) and asked why I had not included another of my favourite implements of destruction: the Heat Gun! I mumbled something unintelligible and tried to change the subject, but she wouldn’t let me off the hook! You see, I try to not think of that tool any more! The memory is still too raw and painful! But I did promise Jessica that I’d ‘come clean’ so pull up a chair, get comfy, and I’ll tell you about the ^$%& Heat Gun! Jessica, dear, this one’s for you! There’s really not that much of a story to the Heat Gun …. for those of you who aren’t familiar with hi-tech, precision tools, the Heat Gun is like a souped up hairdryer, but with an attitude. Although this bad boy is capable of so much, it’s usually confined to things like stripping wallpaper and other somewhat boring and uneventful activities. It puts out a whole whacking LOT of heat, concentrated in a small area. It was just a matter of time before I graduated from sissified uses like stripping wallpaper, to more manly, heavier duty applications! It’s kind of like an alien death ray gun. And perhaps that’s when things started to go wrong. It started out simply enough …. after a particularly nasty ice storm a few years back, I was trying to clear the ice off the steps of our back deck, so our dog could get from the deck to the yard and back without risking a mortal injury. My snow shovel wasn’t cutting through the ice, nor was my ice scraper. I didn’t want to put rock salt down for fear of hurting our little guy’s paws … and then the lightbulb came on. The Heat Gun! The voices in my head all started chanting in unison: “Get the Heat Gun! Get the Heat Gun!” I dropped my ineffective ice scraper in contempt and scurried back into the garage to bring out my secret weapon for winning the war with the ice. And the ice just didn’t stand a chance! Within mere seconds, I had the ice Continued on next page
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February 17, 2011 • Issue 786 • $1.00 Serving St. Joseph Island since 1995

Visit us online at www.islandclippings.com Tel: 705 246-1635email: [email protected] Fax: 705 246-7060

“Your Island Newspaper”

The Real Estate StopDavid Nelson

Sales Representative

“Your Island Realtor”949-7867 • 246-2757

Confessions of a City Boy The Legend of Daddy’s Heat Gun!

Each week, we’re proud and delighted that more and morepeople from all corners of the globe are reading the IslandClippings online! We now have regular readers throughoutNorth and South America, the Near East, the Far East and alldegrees of North and South.

One of those readers is our daughter Jessica. She and herfamily live in Beamsville, in the heart of the Niagara winecountry, although their hearts too are closely connected to St.Joseph Island.

I’m used to thinking of my poor, long-suffering wife Heather,dutifully living with and through my occasional acts oflunacy, although I prefer to think of them more positively as‘maybe not the rightest or brightest that I’ve ever been’. But, itnever occurred to me that our dear daughter also had to growup in the shadow of her demented Daddy’s acts of madness.

And now I know that the poor girl has been scarred for life!

It all started to come out in our lasttelephone conversation, where shecommented on my ‘Guide to HomeTools’ (see Issue # 780, December 30,2010) and asked why I had notincluded another of my favouriteimplements of destruction: the HeatGun!

I mumbled something unintelligibleand tried to change the subject, butshe wouldn’t let me off the hook! Yousee, I try to not think of that tool anymore! The memory is still too raw andpainful! But I did promise Jessica that

I’d ‘come clean’ so pull up a chair, get comfy, and I’ll tell youabout the ^$%& Heat Gun! Jessica, dear, this one’s for you!

There’s really not that much of a story to the Heat Gun ….for those of you who aren’t familiar with hi-tech, precisiontools, the Heat Gun is like a souped up hairdryer, but with anattitude. Although this bad boy is capable of so much, it’susually confined to things like stripping wallpaper and othersomewhat boring and uneventful activities. It puts out awhole whacking LOT of heat, concentrated in a small area. Itwas just a matter of time before I graduated from sissifieduses like stripping wallpaper, to more manly, heavier dutyapplications! It’s kind of like an alien death ray gun. Andperhaps that’s when things started to go wrong.

It started out simply enough …. after a particularly nasty icestorm a few years back, I was trying to clear the ice off thesteps of our back deck, so our dog could get from the deck tothe yard and back without risking a mortal injury. My snow

shovel wasn’t cutting through the ice,nor was my ice scraper. I didn’t want toput rock salt down for fear of hurtingour little guy’s paws … and then thelightbulb came on. The Heat Gun! Thevoices in my head all started chantingin unison: “Get the Heat Gun! Get theHeat Gun!”

I dropped my ineffective ice scraper incontempt and scurried back into thegarage to bring out my secret weaponfor winning the war with the ice. Andthe ice just didn’t stand a chance!Within mere seconds, I had the ice

Continued on next page

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melting on the stairs! But then, the melted ice left pools of water on the steps, so Izapped THEM with the Heat Gun, quickly and efficiently evaporating them intosteam. Then, I kept the Heat Gun on the newly-dried spot for a minute or two, to getany leftover moisture out of the wood itself.

I was a happy, happy guy as my Search and Destroy mission quickly expanded fromdoing the ice-clad stairs onto the deck itself. Before I knew it, I had de-iced and de-watered more than half of our 20’ x 40’ deck! Awesome! Then I turned around …. Iwon’t make a big deal of this next part, but did you know that even frozen wood, ifyou put enough heat on it, will catch fire????? Let it suffice to say that now I know too,and I hope that the new owners of our former home are enjoying their new deck!

And speaking of the new owners brings me to the last time that Jessica was on hand towitness the lethal Heat Gun in action. Before moving permanently to our formercamp on the Island, we had to sell our house in Niagara. “How hard could that be?” Ismugly asked myself! After all, it’s a fabulous house; not overly fancy, but large, roomy,well built and well-situated in a pastoral rural setting. We had a pond, a pool and allkinds of nifty things. But strangely enough, the people coming to look at the housewere all nervous about living out of town. After several disappointments, we thenheard about a family coming to see the house, who actually wanted a rural property!Finally!

With the appointment for the viewing approaching, thanks to Heather’s slave-driving,the house was perfect ….except for one little detail that irritated me. The living room,which faces the street, features a very large picture window. Although the window wasdouble-paned thermal glass, it had lost its moisture seal and there was annoyingcondensation built up between the thermal panes, right smack in the middle of theotherwise panoramic window.

We had tried, without success, to fix the problem without actually having to replacethe very expensive window. Nothing worked. With ‘zero hour’ approaching and myfrustration mounting, I wanted to take one last shot at even temporarily fixing theproblem. With a steely, determined ‘don’t mess with me’ look in my eyes, I went to getthe Heat Gun into the action!

It seemed like a good idea at the time. All I’d have to do is one or two quick passesover the window, and the pesky condensation would evaporate, just like the ice on thedeck – although hopefully without the other ‘complications’!

And Land ‘O Goshen, it worked like a charm! The condensation quickly dried up,leaving no sign that there had ever been any problem ….. except for the brand new, 5foot long spiderweb of cracks I’d created, by blowing high degrees of concentratedheat on the cold window glass. Who knew! Well, apparently both Heather and Jessica

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did, if I’d only asked them. Hmmph!

So there it is, folks! Now you can surely understand why Ichose NOT to include the Heat Gun in my previous ‘know-it-all’ article on tools. Something like that, with such a highchance of being used for evil instead of good if put into thewrong hands, simply had no place in my otherwise knowl-edgeable and helpful hints for successful homehandymanism. You can surely understand that, right? Andclearly, Jessica has never gotten over that last episode.

I hope that bringing this ugly issue into the open will providesome kind of healing for her, and she might someday getover her deep-seated fear of power tools. If not, I can surelyadd to her therapy by bringing more of my many misadven-tures from the days of her childhood formative years, outinto the light of day.

For example, did you know that for the past 31 years, there’sbeen a strict rule in our family that I’m forbidden to do anyplumbing jobs on Sundays? I’ll tell you why, someday.

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• A.E. LePage, Carl Thomas

• Aardvark The Magician

• Algoma Ag Centre

• All Season Sports

• Ambeault’s Confectionary & Gas Bar

• Andrea S. Young, RMT

• Ann’s Cafe

• AutoRama Sales Inc.

• Backyard Wildlife and Rack Stacker,Steve Elmy

• Bennardo Jewellers Ltd.

• Bobber’s Restaurant & Motel

• Bruni’s Fine Foods

• Bucci’s Place

• Butch & Vicki Shaw

• Calico Hen

• Camp Lackanooky

• Carol Buchanan

• Cedar Rail Ranch

• Changes Hairstyling, Julie Stevens

• Clansmen Motel

• Dan Mousseau

• Dana & Wilfred Stevens

• Danny Alessandrini, The Real EstateStop & Mortgage Centre

• David & Debbie Stone

• David Nelson/The Real Estate Stop

• Diana Madill,Whitetail Woods Designs

• Dock’s Riverfront Grill

• Don & Jeannette Meyer

• Don’s Garage

• Echo Bay Home Hardware

• English Butler

• Fluke’s Tim-Br Mart

• Food Basics

• Forestland Clothing and Gifts

• Fred Court

• Glass Employees

• Gord & Sig Robinson

• Graham Kent

• Great Lakes Honda

• Great Northern Cycle

• H&S Outdoor Equipment

• Heeb N’ Rob Show

• Highway Variety

• Hollow Metal

• Hwy. 17E Trading Post

• Island Enterprises

• Joe’s Sports

• John Paterson Custom Woodworking

• Karhi Contracting

• Kelly’s Professional Family Hair Care

• Kent’s Corners

• Kentvale Merchants Ltd.

• Kevin Coombs

• Kinecor

• Larry & Diana Madill

• Larry Skinkle

• Legion Br. 374

• M & M’s Meat Shoppe -Trunk Road

• Madonna Optical

• Maitland Ford Lincoln Ltd.

• Martin Vanboerdonk

• McClelland’s Hardware

• Meakin Forest Products

• MNR Conservation Officer’sAssociation

• Moose Sweats

• Motor Cycle Clinic

• Mountain Maple Products

• Murdock Gardens

• National Supply Centre Ltd.

• Nepsco Electrical & Plumbing Supply

• Nick’s Auto

• North Shore Tractor

• Northern Credit Union

• Northern Mazda

• Nottingham North 3D Archery

• Onni Hill

• Orlaco Products - Keith Horner

• Pat & Shelli Levac, Darkenshire Maple Products

• Perry’s Gun & Bow Shop

• R & F Contracting

• Ray and Solange Nelson

• Rivercity MotorSports

• Ron Alton & Sheila Reilly

• Rose Valley Maple Products

• Ross Maguire, Nature’s Woodgrains

• Sault Promo

• Sherrie’s Hairstyling

• Soo Cabinet - Bob Feltham

• Soo Mill & Lumber

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• Sports Gold

• St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

• Station Mall

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• Superior Firewood

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ATTENTION ARTISANS!If it’s time to get serious about sellingyour creations, this charming and history rich landmark building will suityour needs. Loaded with character butupdated with insulation, 200 amp electrical, windows and refinishedhardwood floors and 11ft ceilings, it allcreates a great backdrop for any

number of products in a high visibility location in downtown Richards Landing. Organize a co-op of artists or have your own workshop and display area together.Imagine the possibilities at $159,900

WARM AND COSY!Open concept design with open stair-case to huge loft bedroom. 2nd mainfloor bedroom, large kitchen anddining area, living room with woodstove and main floor laundry.Screened porch overlooking the waterand double garage on level maturetreed lot with telephone, hydro andpaved road. $135,900

GREAT LOCATION! $119,900This Richards Landing location hasview over the park and water. Thischarming home is located on adouble town lot with water andsewer and recent updates includesiding, windows, exterior doors and35 year shingles. Walking distanceto library, post office, restaurants,stores and marina. Great for yearround living or as a great place tospend the summer. Call Carl to view.

Helping buyers and sellers for over 28 yearswith practical experience in farm properties, commercial, residential, rural and waterfront.

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AFFORDABLE ISLAND LIVING!GREAT FOR THE IN-LAWS!

Unique rural bungalow with view of the shipping channel. Presently divided intotwo living units with two kitchens, baths, plenty of bedrooms. House has newsiding and new windows andexterior doors installed. Somefinishing needed but reflected inthe modest price of $119,900.Bring all the family together orcreate one large home with abedroom for every one of thekids. Call Carl for more details.

SAH Plummer Site Will Handle ALC Patients

THE SAULT AREA HOSPITAL will receive an additional$6.5 million in funding, to allow continued care for AlternateLevel of Care (ALC) patients at its Plummer site. The fundingwill allow SAH to set aside 68 ALC beds in the Plummerbuilding, while the balance of health care services will moveMarch 6th to the new hospital location at Great NorthernRoad and Third Line West.

It’s welcome news indeed! The Sault Area Hospital has beenchronically over-crowded as ALC patients take up bed spacethat’s also needed for other medical patients. This week, SAHreported that 27 patients were being kept in the EmergencyDepartment, waiting for a bed to become available. Theshortage of bed space has also resulted in the cancellation orre-scheduling of several elective surgeries and other treat-ments.

“Today’s announcement represents another step forward inour government’s efforts to provide the most appropriate levelof care for our seniors and, combined with the developmentof a new $40 million state-of-the-art 256 bed long-term carehome, we are continuing to make significant progress,” saidDavid Orazietti, MPP. “These steps will further reduce pres-sure at the Sault Area Hospital and, most importantly, help toensure residents get the dignity, respect and quality of life theydeserve.”

“This solution to help relieve ALC pressures in our commu-nity is focused on the needs of people and patients,” said PeterVaudry, Interim Chair of the North East Local Health Integra-tion Network (NE LHIN). “The use of the Plummer Site tocare for ALC patients will greatly assist the Sault Area Hospitalin implementing their hospital improvement plan, balancingtheir operations, and providing quality patient care in a brandnew state-of-the art facility.”

The provincial government is also investing in ‘Aging atHome’ initiatives that help seniors prevent unnecessary emer-gency room visits through an increase in home care supportprograms, assisted living services and community-based serv-ices, such as help with transportation, personal hygiene andmeal preparation.

Some of the most recent investments include:

• $1,005,200 for Sault Area Hospital to further reduce waittimes in the ER

• $646,777 for Sault Area Hospital to create an Assess andRestore Unit – New for 2010

• $475,000 for Extendicare/Tendercare – Nurse Practitionerin LTC Homes

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Hawaiian Night

Prizes to be won

Wear your costume

DJ Mike Cormier 705 246-2204

at the Tilt’n Hilton

February 19th

Banks build towers down south. Northern builds futures right here.

You can play by the old rules or choose a brighter path. That’s Northern Credit Union.

We’re building financial futures with everyone. And the only towers we care about are the

water towers in almost every town we serve. Nice.

ATTEND RRSP BOOT CAMP/VOTE FOR THE FUTURE!

BRANCH ANNUAL MEETING Wednesday, February 23, 2011. 6:00pm

Harmony St Mark’s United Church Fellowship Hall1176 Richards St., Richards Landing

Learn investment smarts and get financial plan pick-me-ups – all while you experience what it’s like to own a credit union.

Contact Tammy Ambeault (705) [email protected]

Northern Members welcome to stand for election. Everyone welcome!

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The Island grocery store (Dinelles II) has been soldand the new owners plan to close the grocery store forcleaning, repairs and re-stocking, starting on SaturdayFebruary 19th.

The NEW St. Joseph Island Market is planned to open on

Saturday February 26. The Sears outlet will be available throughout thistime. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you foryour patience during the time of transition.

Tracy and Cole Howson.

• $364,641 for Canadian Red Cross-SSM for a home main-tenance program and new assisted living program, plusthe purchase of a minivan to enhance their transportationprogram

• $316,652 for a Geriatric Emergency Management NurseProgram at Sault Area Hospital

• $215,000 for a Nurse Practitioner at the Algoma Branch ofthe NE CCAC, to provide seniors home services

• $208,222 for Senior Supportive Housing Attendant Serv-ices through the Ontario March of Dimes - new for2010/11

• $54,500 for Alzheimer Society-SSM & Algoma – First LinkProgram

Although the more cynical among us may draw a connectionto our upcoming Provincial election this fall, it’s still greatnews for promoting health care for our seniors!

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How will YOU spend your ‘Family Day’ long weekend?

You can take your family fishing – licence-free!

Twice a year, the Ontario government designates several daysduring which Canadian residents can fish license-free in anybody of water where fishing is allowed.

This time, it’s the ‘Family Day’ long weekend. February 19th to21st (12:01 a.m. Saturday to 11:59 p.m. Monday) are desig-nated as OFFW license-free fishing days. The correspondingsummer licence-free days are July 2-10, 2011. During all otherperiods, Canadian residents between the ages of 18 and 64years must purchase an Outdoors card and a fishing license tolegally fish in Ontario.

Remember though that, even if you’re able to fish licence-free,all other Ontario fishing regulations, fees and limits continueto apply. Copies of the regulations are posted on the OntarioMinistry of Natural Resources website, and are available inprint at ServiceOntario centres and other fishing licenceissuers.

OFFW events such as festivals, clinics, derbies and workshopsare hosted across the province. To find an event happeningnear you, visit the OFFW events page, or call the OFFWorganizer at 705 748-6324.

Anglers, you can help shape the future of fishing in Ontario!Please tell your non-angling friends and family about OFFWopportunities, invite someone new to go fishing with you, andconsider hosting an OFFW event yourself.

And remember to always fish with care and concern for ourprecious natural resources.

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F R E E S E M I N A RDoing Business with the Government ofCanada: Introductory Supplier Seminar

The Government of Canada spends about $20 billion a year on goods and services.

TONY MARTIN, M.P.

Sault Ste. Mariein partnership with the

Office of Small and Medium Enterprises 5OSME6 - Public Works and Government Services Canada

invites you to attend a free seminarWednesday, February 23rd

10 a.m. to NoonSault Ste. Marie Public Library

East St.Lower Level

This informative and practical seminar will provide information on:• The fundamentals of selling goods and services to the Government of Canada;• How the Government of Canada does its buying and what it buys;• How to register your business in supplier registration databases;• How to promote yourself; and • How to find bidding opportunities.This seminar is presented in response to requests by local enterprises interested in learning about potentialopportunities within the Government of Canada3s procurement system.In 2005 Public Works and Government Services Canada established the Office of Small and Medium Enterprises )OSME* to encourage SMEs todo business with the federal government. The mandate of OSME is to assist Small and Medium Enterprises )SMEs* as they navigate the procure-ment system and to represent the views of SMEs within the procurement system to ensure clear and transparent policies and tools.

For more information on the Office of Small and Medium Enterprises 5OSME6 - Public Works GovernmentServices Canada, please visit: http://www.tpsgc-pwgsc.gc.ca/ontario/bpme-osme

To register call: Tony Martin3s Constituency Office,705-941-2900 or email: [email protected]

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The right to defend yourselfI was dismayed to see that the trend to eliminate a person’sright to self-defense in Canadian law continues unabated. IanThomson from Port Colborne was awakened one morningrecently by 3 masked men who were firebombing his housewith 6 Molotov cocktails while he was sleeping inside. Video-tape captured the 3 men in the act, screaming curses as theycallously tried to burn down Mr. Thomson’s house.

Mr. Thomson, a former firearms instructor, fired severalwarning shots with his revolver and scared the men awaybefore they could seriously injure or kill him. He later turnedthe videotape over to the police who then, on the orders of theCrown attorney, arrested not only the firebombers but Mr.Thomson as well. According to his lawyer the Crown is seekinga jail term for Mr. Thomson! No word as to whether he’s alsoseeking jail for the firebombers.

This response by the police and the Crown reveals that there issomething wrong with Canadian law or its application bythose who enforce it. Anyone watching the video of the attackwould know who the real criminals were in this incident, butthe police and the Crown chose to ignore common sense andarrested the guy who was simply defending himself and hisproperty.

One might argue that the use of a firearm to scare the attackersis what makes the arrest reasonable. I believe that would befaulty reasoning. First, Mr. Thomson was attacked with lethalforce and the law allows him the right to counter with lethalforce. Mr. Thomson actually ought to be commended for onlyfiring warning shots to scare off the attackers rather thanhitting them.

Second, police often even arrest a defender who only uses hisbare hands. Some may remember the Bill Montague case inSault Ste Marie in which he was charged for defending himselfwith one punch from a man who attacked Bill after he inter-vened to protect a woman from physical abuse by that sameman. Before being acquitted, Bill had to spend a lot of timeand money defending himself from charges that never shouldhave been laid in the first place.

Canadian law has increasingly shown a tendency to rewardirresponsibility and punish responsibility. If you are a genuinecriminal you are assumed to be that way because of forcesbeyond your control and every effort is made to accommodateyour proclivities. On the other hand a law-abiding citizen whois forced to defend himself or others from a real criminal oftenreceives no mercy from police or the Crown. Many Canadiancases prove that fact, including the arrest of David Chen for

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carrying out a citizen’s arrest of a thief last summer. The Crown actually gave the thiefa deal to testify against the victim of the theft!

The right to defend oneself should be a given and in the Thomson case, unless there ismore to the story than meets the eye, the Crown and police appear to have once againinterpreted the law in a way that erodes rather than reinforces public confidence.

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An old man lived alone in Idaho. Hewanted to spade his potato garden, but itwas very hard work. His only son, Jerry,

who used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son

and described his predicament.

Dear Jerry:I am feeling pretty bad because it lookslike I won’t be able to plant my potato

garden this year. I’m just getting too oldto be digging up a garden plot. If you

were here, all my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letterfrom his son.

Dear Dad:For heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig upthat garden. That’s where I buried the

BODIES.Love, Jerry

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agentsand local Police showed up and dug up

the entire area without finding anybodies. They apologized to the old man

and left.

That same day, the old man receivedanother letter from his son.

Dear Dad:Go ahead and plant the potatoes now.

It’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Jerry

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TENDER CALLTenders will be received by the undersigned tosupply, crush, haul and place and/or crush,haul and place on Township roads to the satisfaction of the Road Superintendent:1600 Cu. Yds. 5/8” Gravel, Class “A” and 3200 Cu. Yds. 2” Gravel, Class “B” meetingOntario Provincial Standards specifications.

Tenders must be received on or before4:30 pm Friday, February 25, 2011 and mustbe sealed and clearly marked “Gravel Tender”.Lowest or any tender not necessarily accepted.Tender forms and further information may beobtained from/submitted to:

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OUR RENOWNED ALGOMA TRADITIONAL MUSIC andDance Group (AlgomaTrad) are bringing it! They’ll bepresenting two Old-Time Family Contra/Square Dances inFebruary. The first will be in Desbarats at the Johnson Town-ship Community Hall on Friday, February 25th, at 7:30 pm.The second will be at the Moose Lodge in Sault Ste Marie onSunday, February 27th, at 2 pm.

All are welcome and no experience is necessary! Both danceswill start with a half-hour workshop for beginners. Jigs, reels,and waltzes will be provided as usual by the O’Schrave FamilyBand, with Julie Schryer on piano, Pat O’Gorman on Irishflute, whistle and pipes, Benoit Lefebvre on fiddle and ZachLefebvre on whistles, guitar, cello, and percussion.

Returning once more is the always-popular dance caller DanGorno from Michigan. Dan is an inspirational and fun callerwho has taught step-, contra- and square dancing all overNorth America, including at the AlgomaTrad Family Campon St. Joseph Island.

Admission for the dances will be at the door: $10 for adults,$5 for students and seniors, and kids aged 10 and under free.Proceeds go to the AlgomaTrad Nicholas Missere BursaryFund, which assists individuals and families to attend theAlgomaTrad Family Camp (www.algomatrad.ca ).

AlgomaTrad is a not for profit organization dedicated to thepreservation of traditional music, dance and arts. Their goalis to create learning experiences that bring communitymembers of all ages together in a joyful atmosphere – andthey’re very, very good at doing just that!

And, on March 12th, AlgomaTrad will once again be steppingup, partnering with the Matthews Memorial Hospital Associ-

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RECIPE CORNERNorma Niessen’s Sunshine Muffins

Vary ingredients to suit taste. Try substituting poppy seeds forsunflower seeds, and grated apples for carrots.

2 C. whole wheat flour

1 C. sugar

2 tsp. baking soda

1 tbsp. cinnamon

2 C. grated carrots

1/3 C. chopped dried apricots

1/3 C. sunflower seeds

1/3 C, chocolate chips

1/3 C. coconut

1 banana, mashed

3 eggs

1 C. oil

2 tsp. vanilla

Combine flour, sugar, baking soda and cinnamon, and mixwell. Stir in carrots, apricots, sunflower seeds, chocolatechips, coconut and banana. Beat together eggs, oil andvanilla. Stir into flour mixture until just moistened. Spooninto greased muffin cups and bake at 375°F for 15 to 20minutes. Makes appoximately 2 dozen.

Norma says “These are the best muffins I’ve ever tasted”

Thanks Norma!

at the Richards Landing Legion Hall,

Saturday, March 5th, 2011Doors open at 7 pm Show starts at 8 pm.

Legion Bar will be open.Must be 18 and over to attend.

Tickets are $20.00 per person and are available atThe St. Joseph Island Central Public School,

Kent’s Corners, Tim-br Mart& Ambeault’s Confectionery.

For more info, call Cindy at 705 246-0340Proceeds to the “Build It For Kids” Fund.

Thank you for your support!

The St. Joseph Island Central Public School

“Build It For Kids”will be hosting a

“Booker D theHypnotist”

Showation (MMHA) to co-present a special fundraising concert bythe famous Canadian musical group “Muddy York”, backedby “The O’Schraves” at the Legion Hall in Richards Landing.There will also be a Silent Auction.

The proceeds of the concert and auction will help fundMMHA’s ongoing efforts to recruit full-time physicians toour community. Watch for more details in an upcomingissue!

In the meantime, if you’d like more information about theFebruary dances, please call Julie Schryer or Pat O’Gorman ofAlgomaTrad at 705 782-4311 or email them at:[email protected]. For more information about the March12th fundraising concert, please call Arthena Hecker at 705 246-2377, Pat Fleming at 705 246-2033 or Heather Fox at 705 246-1635.

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SAH offers ‘Eating Disorders’Program

In a recent study, 27% of Ontario girls 12-18 years of agewere reported to be engaged in “severely problematic foodand weight behaviours”. Sault Area Hospital (SAH) nowoffers an Eating Disorders Program which provides assess-ment, individual, group and family therapy.

“Our program offers services to children, adolescents andadults suffering from eating disorders such as anorexianervosa and bulimia nervosa and also provides support totheir families,” says counsellor Anna Gartshore.

The program is part of the Northeast Mental Health Centre’sRegional Eating Disorders Program in Sudbury. Two clini-cians, Janet Arnold, Registered Nurse and Anna Gartshore,Registered Social Worker, serve the Algoma District andwork closely with the regional program in Sudbury.

This week is national Eating Disorder Awareness Week andthe theme is Celebrating Our Natural Sizes. SAH has adisplay in the Station Mall. For more information abouteating disorders, visit the National Eating Disorder Informa-tion Centre at www.nedic.ca

Referrals to SAH’s Eating Disorders Program can come fromindividuals, schools or physicians. If you or someone youknow has a concern about an eating disorder, call 759-3434,ext. 4634.

What word is always spelled “incorrectly”

incorrectly2011 MMHA Board Officers ElectedAt a special meeting on February 3rd, the 2011 MMHA Boardof Directors elected the following Officers for this year’s term:

CHAIR: Connie Witty, nominated by Verna Lapish, secondedby Lavera Crack

VICE-CHAIR: Verna Lapish, nominated by Carol Neave,seconded by Shelagh Priest

SECRETARY: Lavera Crack, nominated by Carol Neave,seconded by Verna Lapish

TREASURER: Bruce Prout, nominated by Carol Neave,seconded by Shelagh Priest

The next regularly-scheduled Board meeting will be onThursday, February 24th.

Don’t Miss the Healthcare Information Meetings

Thursday, February 17th2 to 4 pm at the Hilton Beach Community Hall

7 pm at the the Legion Hall, Richards Landing

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

North Channel Minor Hockey -next Board meeting is 7 pmThursday, March 3rd at theArena. All parents are invited.“Let’s Keep Youth HockeyAlive!”. Email us at [email protected].

Jocelyn Recreation will beholding their annual Irish StewSupper on Saturday, March 12thfrom 5 to 8 pm, for $10 at theJocelyn Township Hall. Comeenjoy some homemade stew,biscuits, dessert, beverage anda visit with friends. For furtherinformation, call 705 246-2025.

St. Patrick’s Day Tea to be heldfrom 11 am to 2 pm on Sunday,March 13th, at the Legion Hallin Richards Landing. Eventsponsored by the Legion Ladies’Auxiliary, Branch 374. Noadmission fee. Soup, sandwich,dessert and beverage availablefor only $7.00. Door Prize draw.Everyone is welcome.

Call for Entry: the Sylvan CircleTour Committee is acceptingapplications for the 2011 Tour, tobe held on September 17.Registration Fee is $100.00.Application deadline is April 1.For more information, log ontowww.sylvancircle.ca or callSusan at 705 248-1365.

Winners of the 2011 St. JosephIsland Hunters and Anglers ClubToy Draw: First Place: A LundBoat, WC16DLX, with a 25horse power Mercury motor,and trailer supplied by H&SOutdoor Equipment was won byGary Gilmour of Blind River.Second Prize: $1,000. was wonby Gary Weeks of Sault Ste.Marie. Third Prize: $250. waswon by Theresa Wabegijik ofZhiibaahaasing, ManitoulinIsland. A prize of $200. was wonby Graham Kent who sold thewinning ticket.

AlgomaTrad Contra/SquareDance: Friday, February 25,8:00 pm at Johnson Twp.Community Centre, Desbarats.Caller Dan Gorno, music by TheO’Schraves. $10/Adults,$5/Seniors and Students, Under10 free. All Welcome, Beginnerinstruction at 7:30. Info: 705 782-4311.

The Little NBA is back! This 7-week basketball program isbeing held at CASS for grades 3– 12, starting March 22nd.Registration forms can bepicked up at CASS or one of theelementary schools from Thes-salon to Echo Bay. Deadline isFebruary 28, 2011. Direct anyquestions to Rob Gallinger at705 246-3607.

Mrs. Mac’s will be closedSundays and Mondays untilfurther notice, due to renova-tions. Sorry for anyinconvenience this may cause.

Mountain View Trails: We'reready! Wax up those skis, dustoff those snowshoes. The trailsat Mountain View CentennialGrounds, 3670 5th Side Road,Jocelyn Twp., are freshlygroomed and awaiting activity.There is no charge and mapsare available at the TownshipOffice or at the parking area,with trails of varying difficulty.Everyone welcome!

Jocelyn Social Ski/Snowshoe.Every Wednesday afternoon at1:30, Jocelyn Recreation inviteseveryone to join us for a socialski or snowshoe on our freshlygroomed Mountain View Trails.

The Island Nordic Ski Club ishaving a family ski day at MakesScents ski trails on SundayFebruary 27th from 1 pm to 3 pm.Everyone is welcome. There willbe ski demos and try outs withinstructors on hand, a ski waxingworkshop. come out enjoy somehot cider and a bar-b-que and skithe trails. There will be draw prizesand items for sale. This event isfree to members, all others bydonation.

WORLD DAY OF PRAYER2011- to be held on March 4th atGrace United Church, HiltonBeach, starting at 7 pm. Pleasejoin with us and the rest of theworld to pray for Chile. If youhave lived or spent time in Chileand have knowledge or experi-ences you would like to share,please call, Shirley Meeks 705-246-2444 or Norma Shell705-246-2222

Richards Landing Rink, FAMILYSKATE TIMES. Sundays from1:30 to 3:00. Users are asked torespect a “no stick” policy duringthe family skate time.

A Concert to help bring Doctorsto Bridgelink featuring MuddyYork and the O’Shraves,Saturday, March 12. Tickets goon sale February 19th at Kent’sCorners, Ambeault’s, The DryDock, Dinelle’s (Echo Bay), Hwy 17 Trading Post & McClelland’s Hardware. Tickets$25. All proceeds will be used tofund the physician recruitmentefforts of MMHA.

If you would you like to donatean item for the “Bring Doctors toBridgelink” silent auction beingheld at the Legion Hall on Sat.March 12, please contact PatFleming at 705 246-2033.

February 18, 2011 Book ClubMeeting: Hilton Union PublicLibrary at 10 am on February18th February’s Book: LovingFrank by Nancy Horan. March’sBook: The Sentimentalist byJohanna Skibsrub. Anyoneinterested is welcome to join us.Questions? Call 705 246-1957or 705 246-1891.

The February meeting of the SJIHorticultural Society will takeplace Thursday, the 24th- 7 pm -Harmony St. Marks Church Hall.The program will be “Planningour spring plant sale”. Bringalong your old seed catalogues.For more info. contact Presi-dent, Pam Hart at 705 246-8484New members always welcome!

St. Joseph Island Fiddle groupwill be meeting for a practice onFebruary 24th at 7 pm at theHilton Beach Community Hall.All fiddlers of any skill levelwelcome.

Our 4th Annual SEEDYSATURDAY event will be heldon Saturday, February 19h,2011 from 10 am to 3 pm in theCafeteria located in B WingWest of Sault College. Thisevent is co-hosted by CleanNorth, Sault College, Sault Ste.Marie Horticultural Society andSeeds of Diversity Canada.Come swap or purchaseheritage, open-pollinated and/orunusual seeds with fellowgardeners.

THANK YOU

After over 45 years with theTownship, my job came to anend on December 31, 2010. Iwant to thank Kathy forarranging a luncheon with myco-workers, family and friends,and for the cards and gifts theygave me. Also to all the otherswho sent me cards, gifts andbest wishes. Most of all, I wantto thank my Heavenly Father,my wonderful family and friendswho have been a great supportin this past year. To all of thesewonderful people, I want to“Thank You Very Much”.MaryLou Rains

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Friday Night Foodsat the Legion

Sandra Stevens will beoffering a Liver & Onions

special as well as the regular menu.

Entertainment will be provided by Ross Phillips.

Come on out and enjoygood food and try your luck on the meat draw!

Take out available

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As a trucker stops for a red light, a girl driving behind himcatches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my nameis Fiona and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catchesup again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks onthe door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've neverspoken, the girl says brightly, “Hi my name is Fiona, and youare losing some of your load!”

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again andcontinues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All outof breath, the girl gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on thetruck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again shesays “Hi, my name is Fiona, and you are losing some of yourload!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races tothe next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets outof the truck, and runs back to the girl. He knocks on herwindow, and after she lowers it, he says...

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FridaySeniors Walking Program, Legion - 9 am to noonHens & Stitches, Dr. Trefry Centre - 10 am to 12 pmIsland Cast-a-Weighs, Calorie Watchers, Hilton Community Hall (rear door, basmt) - 8:30 amFriday Foods at the LegionAA Meeting, United Church (new addition, side door) - 8 pm

Saturday Childrens Library - 10 am to 3 pm Story time - 10:30 amHilton Union Public Library - 1 pm to 5 pm - New phone number: 255-3520.St. Joseph Twp. Public Library - 1 pm to 5 pmNordic Walking Group, Tranter Park - 10 am

Free pool all day in the Legion loungeSt. Boniface Roman Catholic, Hilton Beach at 4:30 pm.Jam Session, Legion - 4 pm to 6 pm

SundayHoly Trinity Anglican, Jocelyn, 11 am.

Free Methodist, 10th Side Rd. Coffee, tea and friendshipat 10:30 am. Worship service 11 am.Island Bible Chapel, Richards Landing. Lord’s Supper 10 am, Family Bible Hour 11:15 am.Grace United, Hilton Beach. 9:30 am.Harmony St. Marks United, Richards Landing. 11 am.

MondaySeniors Walking Program, Legion - 9 am to noonBridge, Dr. Trefry Centre - 1 pm to 5 pm (Open to all seniors)60+ Exercise Program, Dr. Trefry Centre - 10:00 amEuchre, Legion Hall - 8 pm ($3.00 per person)

Carpet Bowling for 50 Plus, Legion - Refreshments Available - 1 pm

St. Joseph Twp, Public Library - 6 pm to 9 pm

Hilton Union Library - 3 pm to 5 pm & 7 pm to 9 pm - New phone number: 255-3520.

Children’s Library - 6 pm to 8 pm

TuesdayCAPC Play & Learn, Free Methodist Church - 9:30 am to 11:30 am

Cribbage (singles), Legion Hall - 7:30 pm ($3.00 per person)

Quilting - 1-3 pm, Downstairs Hilton Hall except the 3rdweek held at the Trefry Centre.

Wednesday Seniors Walking Program, Legion - 9 am to noon

Bridge, Dr. Trefry Centre - 1 pm to 5 pm (Open to all seniors)

St. Joseph Twp. Public Library - 9:30 am to 12:30 pm

Food Bank, United Church, Richards Landing (side door) - 1 pm to 3 pm

Children’s Library - 9 am to 12 pm Story time - 10:30 am

Hilton Union Public Library - 3 pm to 5 pm - New phone number: 255-3520.

Jocelyn Social Ski/Snowshoe, Mountain View Trails -1:30 pm

ThursdaySt. Joseph Twp. Public Library - 1 pm to 5 pm and 7 pm to 9 pm

Dr. Trefry Centre’s Day Out Program - 9 am to 4 pm

Children’s Library - 9 am to 12 pm; 3:30 - 5 pm Story time - 10:30 am

Pool, Legion - 7:30 pm

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Julie Stevens

The Island Clippings is pleased to publish personalClassified Advertising and Public ServiceAnnouncements of 50 words or less, free of chargeto Island residents, as a community service. Otherthan personal for sale ads the announcement mustbe of value to the community. We reserve the rightto decide if the ad is of service to the community.

Ads or announcements for non-residents, busi-nesses, or items or services, to be sold for profit,or generate income as well as items valued at over$1,000. will incur a nominal charge of $10. plusHST. We reserve the right to determine if a fee isrequired. We reserve the right to edit down to 50words or less.

Ads or announcements will appear in one issue,but may be repeated, to a maximum of threeconsecutive weeks (space permitting). Advertisermust resubmit ad each week. To ensure space foreveryone, please limit your content to amaximumof 50 words.

Ads can be placed by: Email to:[email protected] or by phone 705 246-1635 (from 9 – 5, Mon-Fri) or fax 705 246-7060. Mail to: Island ClippingsRR1, Hilton Beach, ON P0R 1G0Or simply put it in one of our pick-up boxesconveniently located at Ambeault’s, Kent’s Cornersand the Hilton Beach Post Office.

F IREWOODTop Quality HardwoodCut, split & delivered $80. /cord*

Call Angie at 941-0215* For Local delivery.

Prices subject to change!

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Andrea S. Young, RMTREGISTERED MASSAGE

THERAPIST

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Mountain Gardens1826 P Line • 246-2798

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Simply MusicPiano Lessons

for people who never dreamed they could play!

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Registered MassageTherapist

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Arlene: Esthetician


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