Dani and ConnorCreator: Kelly J. Asher

OK, how do I get this chick’s attention?I know! I’ll try the old “Sad Story” routine!

Hey Baby,; how ya doin’today? Oh, I’m fine. My Mommy didn’t

have to work today so she brought me here to the park.

Oh that’s so nice. I don’t have a Mommy. I just have a real mean Daddy.

Oh, that is sooo sad. It must be hard without a Mommy to hug you and love you

It really is. Sometimes a baby just needs a hug. Sniffle, sniffle. You know what I mean?”

Sshh, I know; everything will be fine. I’ll give you a hug and I’ll help you find a Mommy!

Wow. It worked!

So, How ‘bout we start with that hug?

Hey there Handsome Boy, Mommy’s back.

We’ll have to thank Dani’s Mommy for

keeping an eye on you.”

What the…?

Handsome Boy? More like LIAR

BOY!

Awww, come on. Let me explain…

Talk to the hand, LIAR

BOY! I’m not buyin’ what

you’re sellin’

Thanks Mom; great timing.

What am I; a LOSER

MAGNET?