Here are a selection of jokes from that comic genius, Tommy Cooper. What I liked about Tommy Cooper was his original style

of humour.

I met the bloke who I met the bloke who invented crosswords invented crosswords

today. I can't today. I can't remember his name, its remember his name, its

PP something something TT something something RR. .

I was reading this I was reading this book today, book today, The The

History of Glue.History of Glue. I I couldn't put it down.couldn't put it down.

'You know, 'You know, somebody somebody

actually actually complimented complimented

me on my me on my driving today. driving today.

They left a little They left a little note on the note on the

windscreen, it windscreen, it said 'Parking said 'Parking

Fine. Fine. 'So that was 'So that was

nice.' nice.'

I went to the I went to the doctors the doctors the

other day and other day and I said, 'have I said, 'have

you got you got anything for anything for

wind' , wind' , so he gave so he gave me a kite. me a kite.

'I was standing at a party the 'I was standing at a party the other night and across the room other night and across the room

was an attractive woman. I was an attractive woman. I looked at her and cocked my looked at her and cocked my eye. She looked at me and eye. She looked at me and

cocked her eye back. And there cocked her eye back. And there we stood, cock-eyed.we stood, cock-eyed.

Two Aerials meet on a roof – Two Aerials meet on a roof – fall in love - get married. fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish but The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.the reception was brilliant.

A man goes to the A man goes to the Psychiatrists and Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist the Psychiatrist

says: 'What's the says: 'What's the problem’problem’

The man says, 'I think I'm The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a becoming a

kleptomaniac. kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in and if you're no better in a week' ..... 'Bring me a a week' ..... 'Bring me a

colour TV'. colour TV'.

Tommy Cooper (19Tommy Cooper (19thth March 1921 – 15 March 1921 – 15thth April April 1984) was an Anglo-Welsh prop comedian and 1984) was an Anglo-Welsh prop comedian and magician. He was known for making an art of magician. He was known for making an art of getting magic tricks wrong, although he was getting magic tricks wrong, although he was

actually an accomplished magician.actually an accomplished magician.WATCH:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?WATCH:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?

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