Corporate Lesson 2

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Corporate Lesson 2

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,

"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, andrested.

All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high.

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya .

Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai.

Kutte ki saans rookh gayi.. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usnesaamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar

ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga,"wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori

daawat ho jayegi!"

Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne Socha "ye


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kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan sechampat ho gaya .

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha.

Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dostiho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Who

phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur

samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaisekutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.

Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon" aurBandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.

Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...

Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aurzor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya , saala ek sher

phaans kar nahi la sakta!"

Moral of the story : FACE THE SITUATION , COME OUT WITH SOLUTION AND BE

VICTORIOUS

LET IT REALLY SINK IN......

THEN CHOOSE ..

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good


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mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask

him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would

be twins!'

He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day , John was there telling the

employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and

asked him, 'I don't get it!'

'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?'

He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two

choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can

choose to be in a bad mood

I choose to be in a good mood.'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I

can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept

their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life. I

choose the positive side of life.

'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.

'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away

all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react

to situations. You choose how people affect your mood.

You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's

your choice how you live your life.'

I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower

Industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought

about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious

accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released

from the hospital with rods placed in his back.


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I saw him about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be

twins...Wanna see my scars?'

I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone throughhis mind as the accident took place.

'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my

soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground,

I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I

could choose to die. I chose to live.'

'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked.

He continued, '...the paramedics were great.

They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me

into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and

nurses , I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'.

I knew I needed to take action.'

'What did you do?' I asked.

'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said

John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The

doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I

took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity''

Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on

me as if I am alive, not dead.'

He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his

amazing attitude...I learned from him that every day we have the

choice to live fully.

Attitude, after all, is everything.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about

itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. ' Matthew 6:34

You have two choices now:

01. Delete this

02. Forward it to the people you care about.


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You know the choice I made.

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

No one will GET second chance to impress....

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,

it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see

three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

An old friend who once saved your life.

The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that

there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a


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job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus

you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and

this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble

coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to

the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner

of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought

limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"


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The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match

for my sister than you sir"

Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one

morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my

husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed

it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when

asked

Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.

Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before

you?


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Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that

coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was

"TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka

etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna

Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after

Raamavathaar.


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So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last

question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the

center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table

and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked

how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,

then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more

question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ........

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....

"THINK OUT OF BOX"


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Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K.

Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadavwere

travelling in an autorickshaw.

They met with an accident and

all three ofthem died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this

moment at the doorstep of

death.

He asks Mrs GANDHI and

Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had


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already decided that he should

be sent to HELL.Laloo is not at all happy with

this decision.

He asks Yama as to why thisdiscrimination is being made.

All the three of

them had served the public.

Similarly, all took bribes, allmisused public

positions, etc.

Then why the differential

treatment?


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He felt that there should be aformal test or an objective

evaluation before

a decision is made; and should

not be just based on opinion orpre-conceived

notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all

the three of them to appear for

an English

test.


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Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell" INDIA " and she does it

correctly.

Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked

to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Laloo protests that he doesn't

know English.


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He says this is not fair and that

he was given a tough questionand thus

forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a

written test in Hindi (to give

another chanceassuming that Laloo should at

least feel that Hindi would

provide an equal

platform for all three).


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Mrs GANDHI is asked to write

"KUTTA BOLA BHOWBHOW". She writes it easily

and

passes.

Advani is asked to write

"BILLY BOLI MYAUN

MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write

"BANDAR BOLA

GURRRRRR....."

Tough one. He fails again.


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Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of

history (which the other twoweren't),he now

requested for all the 3 to be

subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would

be the last chance and that he

would not take

any more tests.


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Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When

did India get Independence ?".She replied "1947" and

passed.

Advani is asked "How manypeople died during the

independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Yama askedhim to choose from 3 options:

100,000 or 200,000

or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says

200,000 and passes.


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It's Laloo's turn now.'

'

'

Yama asks him to give the

Name and Address of each of

the 200,000 who diedin the struggle.

Laloo accepts defeat and agrees

to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR


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MANAGEMENT HAS

DECIDED TO SCREW YOU,THERE IS NO ESCAPE

" WAQT NAHI "Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,

Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,

Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,

Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,

Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi . ( 100% fact)

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.


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Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,

Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,

Jeene Ke Liye Bhi WaqtNahi........ When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemedto be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. Shehad curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrateher last wedding anniversary.She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. 'I told my friendsthat I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, 'she said, asshe got into the car. 'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'. We went to arestaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother tookmy arm as if she were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through theentries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgicsmile was on her lips.'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' she said.'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' I responded.During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary,but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much thatwe missed the movie.As we arrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only ifyou let me invite you.' I agreed.'How was your dinner date?' asked my wife when I got home. 'Very nice.Much more so than I could have imagined,' I answered.A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened sosuddenly that I didn't have time to do anything for her.Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receiptfrom the same place mother and I had dined.An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could bethere; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other foryour wife. You will never know what that night meant for me.

I love you, son.'At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'I LOVE YOU!'and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.. Nothing in life is moreimportant than Good friends and your family. Give them the time theydeserve, because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'


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U want to know... what competition is?????

Here is a little glimpse of that..

This is a hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy

road in Mumbai (bandra road )


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SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...
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AFTER A FEW DAYS ...
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and FINALLY ...

the most happening...
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CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't miss the poem at the end.


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Whatever your cross,whatever your pain,


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there will always be sunshine,after the rain ....Perhaps you may stumble,perhaps even fall,But God's always ready,

To answer your call ...He knows every heartache,sees every tear,A word from His lips,can calm every fear ...Your sorrows may linger,throughout the night,But suddenly vanish,in dawn's early light ...The Savior is waiting,somewhere above,

To give you His grace,and send you His love...Whatever your cross,whatever your pain,"God always sends rainbows .....after the rain ... "

To get out of difficulty, one must usually go through it !

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant

you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed

to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make

your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women

will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful


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woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the

world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's

his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd

like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stophere and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to

show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladieswho have a good sense of humor.

It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea.

It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, andeverybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the

rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and

fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town

prostitute that in these hard times, gave her services on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotelproprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will

not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro

note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future

with a lot of optimism.


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This is how the United States Government is doing business today.

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( Don't ask me! I don't know how it's done!!)

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Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.

More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! And. .......If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to seeThat the word THE is repeated twice!

Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.

What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black

letter is a white letter). Now, what do you see?


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You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the bluelandscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called

an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!

The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.What do you see?


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You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......

When you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain

This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST

Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6-- no joke.


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READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process 'OF'.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.

It will drive them crazy.!And keep them occupied

For several minutes..!

Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is

working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working . If she turns


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both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ

More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I

was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,

aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it

deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the

rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still

raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mniddeos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was

ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!

3 IDIOTS: REDEFINED

Jab job ho out of controlCV ko karke gol

CV ko karke gol, seeti bajake bol.


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AAL IZ WELLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Company kya jaane uski post ka kya hogaSahi bharega ya saala barbaad hogaKoi naa jaane apna future kya hoga

To CV ghuma, seeti baja , seeti baja ke bol re bhaiaAAl IZWELL..

O chachu AAL IZ WELL..O bhaia AAL IZ WELLllll.

Vacancy hi vacancy hai, company ka pata nahi..Company jo pata chala to package saala mila nahi.Sir jo tera job job pe chakraye

Sir pe thoda tel lagake malwa leAur CV ghuma, seeti baja , seeti baja ke bol re bhaia

AAl IZ WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ..O bhaia AAL IZ WELLLL..

O public AAL IZ WELLL


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Trophiyon ki line laga di, job to fir bhi mila nahi Course bhi saala khatam ho gaya , placement season aaya nahi

Student kya jaane uske CV ka kya hogaShortlist hogi ya khaali aaply hogaKoi naa jaane apna future kya hoga

CV ghuma, seeti baja , seeti baja ke bol re bhaiaAAl IZ WELL..

Jab job ho out of controlHotho ko karke gol

Hotho ko karke gol, seeti bajake bol. AAL IZ WELLLLLLLLL..

Saari umr hum PADH PADH ke mar gaye Ek pal to ab humein Jeene Do Jeene Do........... Saari umrhum PADH PADH ke mar gaye Ek pal to ab humein Jeene Do Jeene Do Na na nana...Na nanana...Nana na na nana...na na na na na nanaaaaaaaaaa Give me some flight Give me some trainGive me another chance I wana go home once again Kandhon ko Laptop ke bojh ne jhukayaInterviewer se jhoot bolna to khud lecturer ne sikhaya Weekends pe bhi assignment karoge to milengemarks Warna sala no marks upar se extra class surfing searching kar kar ke pada ungliyon parmarketing, HR, IT, Operations ka chala.. Ish job ke tnsn ne to sala poora Poora Bheja hi paka dala....

Career na bana Girlfriend bhi naa bani Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Saari umr hum PADHPADH ke mar gaye Ek pal to ab humein Jeene Do Jeene Do Saari umr hum PADH PADH ke mar gayeEk pal to ab humein Jeene Do Jeene Do Na na nana...Na na nana...Nana na na nana...na na na na nananaaaaaaaaaa Give me some flight Give me some train Give me another chance I wana go homeonce again


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Warren Buffet- nice

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Adjustment To Life :

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A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of
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their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake

of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all.

The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom wasvery dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they

had for each other was true.

A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I

read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our

marriage." she offered."Each of us will write a list of the things that we

find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how wecan fix them together and make our lives happier together."

The husband agreed, so each of them went to a separate room in thehouse and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They

thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what

they came up with.

The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they wouldgo over their lists.

"I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on

it enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the

little annoyances,she noticed that tears were starting to appear in herhusbands eyes."What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied,

"keep reading your lists."

The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to herhusband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands

over top of it.
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"Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of

our lists." She said happily.

Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I thinkthat you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change

anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try

and change anything about you."

The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and

his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept.

In life, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed andannoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them.We have a wonderful

world that is full of beauty, light and promise.

Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or

annoying when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things beforeus?

I believe that WE ARE HAPPIEST WHEN we see and praise the good andtry our best to forget the bad. Nobody's perfect but we can find

perfectness in them to change the way we see them.

"There will be no appraisal forthe current year"
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The following are the perceived reactions of

some departments.

Administration

Customer Care
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WHO NEED INCREMENT

THIS YEAR PLEASE

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Now send to all who are waiting for

INCREMENT

When a man steals your wife,

there is no better revenge than

to let him keep her.

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After marriage, husband andwife become two sides of a

coin; they just can't face each

other, but still they stay

together.

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get

a good wife, you'll be happy. If

you get a bad one, you'llbecome a philosopher.


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Socrates

Woman inspires us to great

things, and prevents us fromachieving them.

Anonymous

The great question... which I

have not been able to answer...

is, "What does a womanwant?"


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Dumas

I had some words with my

wife, and she had some

paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of

our long marriage. We take

time to go to a restaurant twotimes a week. A little

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and dancing. She goes

Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring

funds that is even faster than

electronic banking. It's called

marriage.'

Sam Kinison

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my wives.

The first one left me, and thesecond one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your

marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong,

admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut

up.

Patrick Murra


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The most effective way toremember your wife's birthday

is to forget it once....

Nash

You know what I did before I

married?

Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous


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My wife and I were happy for

twenty years.

Then we met.

Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives

her husband when she'swrong.

Rodney Dangerfield


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A man inserted an 'ad' in the

classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.Next day he received a

hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My

wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky,

mine's still alive.'

Anonymous


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Everybody has an apple tree in

his life. And its your Parents !!!

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keep smilinggggggggggg:) :)
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Develope positive attitude, see the reality of the world.

If you think you are unhappy, look at them.

If you think your salary is low, how about her?


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If you think you don't have many friends...

When you feel like giving up, think of this man.


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If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he

does?


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If you complain about your transport system, how about

them?


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If your society is unfair to you, how about her?

Enjoy life how it is and as it comes.

Things are worse for others and is a lot

better for us.

There are many things in your life that willcatch your eye

But only a few will catch your

heart....pursue those...


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Kingfisher -The King Of Good Times

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's topbrewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in

the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."
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The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth

really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer,

drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."

He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come

you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"

"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither

will I"All world says:

200 runs

147 balls (say 150 balls) i.e. 25 overs

200/25 = 8 runs per over

anything above 6 runs per over is far far better than expectation, and he has scored at 8

runs per over....

so Excellent !! nothing else.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Company XYZ Ltd. will say....

200 Runs / 147 Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6
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Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT

25 x 4s = 100

3 x 6s = 18

IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24

58 x 1s = 58

IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuableRUNS FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGERS COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING

(though anyone of our team could not do it) and your Grade is MEDIUM

Trainings for him: Learn from how to STEAL singles. ( you better know what I mean

stealing single )

Rating: 3 - Only met expectation.

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