CALL OF THE COUGAR
2009SKI TRIP
I went skiing, right?S PKI TRI
SAME SHIT-SHOW DIFFERENT YEAR.
TIPSY McSTAGGER
SAME SHIT-SHOW DIFFERENT YEAR.
It’s all fun and games til someone gets bit.C GOUGAR HUNTIN
It’s all fun and games til someone gets bit.C GOUGAR HUNTIN
Raaarr!
C GOUGAR HUNTINPlease don’t hurt me.
there were more dudes here.MAN I WISH
That’s the refrigerator.
THAT’S NOT THE DOOR
Extra sausage.
DID SOMEONEORDER A PIZZA?
“Man, this shit is amphibious … my legs are all algae-y and I think I just
saw a frog….”
“My skin
itches.”
"Hey, somebody turn on the jets"
- Luke at 4am sitting in the cesspool out of spite
"These Doritos are wet. They're not
even good." - J Lann as he stuffs his mouth full of hot tub water soaked
Doritos
OVERHEARD IN THE HOT TUB
lalalaallaala
YOU’LL NEVER GET THIS
This game sounded a lot cooler than it looks.
GARGOYLE COMPETITION
Q: How much do you think this place is worth?
A: How much is a 6 person hot tub?
Q: How much do you think this place is worth?
A: How much is a 6 person hot tub?
Now multiply that by 6, add $200.
Q: How much do you think this place is worth?
In the power of your dreams.BELIEVE
Like I like my pizza. Hot, ready, and five dollars.
I LIKE MY WOMEN
We should play beer pong with this giant orange.
IDEAS
HEY … WE DID GO SKIING!!??
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.COUGAR LODGE
My mom always told me this day would come.
LIVIN THE DREAM
Really. I don’t know what else to say …
THINGS HAPPENED
T YAST
MONK?POPE?
CHARACTER FROMSTREET FIGHTER?
CULT LEADER?WIIIZZZARD?
SNUGGIE!When you really don’t give a shit how you look.
V I R T U E
OVER 1BILLION SERVED
there were more dudes here.MAN I WISH
Bask drunk in a hot tub with at least 10 dudes in it. Check.BUCKET LIST
LAUSE2012
LAUSE2012
ANGRY ? PENSIVE?
HAPPY ? BADASSS.
It smells like unholy things have happened
in here.Open the windows…cold stink is
better than hot stink.
Don’t worry, this shit is Stainmaster® carpet
Did someone cook a goat in here?
Whenever I investigate a smell, I’ve found that the answer is never
good.
OFFDA
HOOK
Let me paint you a picture . .
Let me paint you a picture . .
You return from the ski trip, and Jasmine…
Now has the head of Matt Stockton…
and a lion’s …
body.
What do you do?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
S PKI TRIYou miss 100% of the ski trips you don’t take … and some of the ones that you take.
But that smell will always linger. Ski Trip 2009.
THE MEMORIES WILL FADE