1 June 2, 2008 Dave Soldier The Most Unwanted Music Full score [email protected]www.mulatta.org www.davesoldier.com composed 1996, scored for live performance 2008 With lyrics by Nina Mankin Written according to the answers of a survey by D. Soldier on musical likes and dislikes, conducted with the collaboration of Vitaly Komar & Alex Melamid (see the Web’s least wanted painting) Operatic soprano children's choir accordion bagpipe banjo flute/piccolo harmonica organ/synthesizer Casio synth/ranter tuba harp 2 bass drums conductor The score cannot reflect accurately all the music, and the performers should also listen to the CD (The People’s Choice, Mulatta Records, www.mulatta.org)
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dislikes, conducted with the collaboration of Vitaly Komar & Alex Melamid (see
the Web’s least wanted painting)
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children's choir
accordion
bagpipe
banjo
flute/piccolo
harmonica
organ/synthesizer
Casio synth/ranter
tuba
harp
2 bass drums
conductor
The score cannot reflect accurately all the music, and the performers should also
listen to the CD (The People’s Choice, Mulatta Records, www.mulatta.org)
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Soprano raps:YO, I'M ROPIN' UP MY SADDLEFOR THE LONG LONG RIDEEVERY TIME I SEE THE DESERTTHERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE SAYSYO! YO!THIS IS THE LIFESlam (always for entire group) 1 bar
GIVE ME OPEN LAND AND ABIG OL' KNIFE TO GET SOMEBEAR, DEAR--EVEN A SNAKEI LIGHT ME A FIREDO THESHAKE AND BAKEI SAYYO! YO!I'M A COWBOY NOWSlam 3 bars
THE SUN IS HOT AND DRYGONNA ROPE ME A COWI SAYYO! YO!I'M LOOSE AND FREEWHOA THERE NELLYYOU'RE THE HORSE FOR ME!Slam 1 bar
3. Cowboy theme (sing part from Event 1)Soprano warbles:ROPE 'EM UP BOYS!THE DESERT IS 'A CALLIN'!YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!
SADDLE UP FELLAS!(kids: SADDLE UP FELLAS!)THE DESERT IS 'A CALLIN'!YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!
5 June 2, 2008
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6. Piccolo plays bagpipe tunePiccolo way up front, everyone else plays obnoxious drones on conductor cues 25 sec
7. Children's Chorus:EASTER TIME! EASTER TIME!LOVE, FORGIVENESS AND THE BUNNIESEASTER TIME, CHOCOLATE TIME!DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WALMART!
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9. Soprano raps:same Casio drum andtuba groove on rapsconductor can cue fast Slams from group
(Kids) Go go go go
OUT ON THE PLAINSJUST ME AND MY MINDTOOK ME A BREAKTO READ SOMEWITTGENSTEINBORN IN VIENNAIN '89OBSESSED WITH THEORIESOF LANGUAGE AND TIME
LIKE THE "TRACTATUS"WHERE LUDWIG WOULDCLAIM "THE LOGIC OF OUR LANGUAGEIS MISUNDERSTOOD":PHILOSOPHY IS BASEDON A FALSE PRETENSESO PHILOSOPHY ITSELFIS NONSENSE, NONSENSE!PHILOSOPHY ITSELF IS NON-SENSE!Slam 3 bars
10. Soprano warbles improvisation with organ (classical, minor):MEANING IS DOING! IT'S A LANGUAGE GAME!WORDS ARE CONTENT! NONSENSE! NONSENSE!WORDS ARE CONTENT! YAHOO!
11. Children's Chorus: (on tuba/ drum loop cycle)YOM KIPPUR! YOM KIPPUR!SELF REFLECTION AND ATONEMENTYOM KIPPUR, THAT'S WHAT FORDO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WALMART!Children's Chorus:
FEEL THE EMBERS GLOWINGAND THE TURKEY IN THE OVEN
HEAR THE CHILDREN SINGINGTHERE'S A TURKEY'S IN THE OVEN!
CANDLES ARE SO PRETTYAND A TURKEY IN THE OVEN!
Soprano:OH SAY CAN YOU--!
AMERICA!
THE GOLDEN LAND!
Children’s Chorus:DO ALL YOUR SHOPPINGAT WALMART!
Soprano:BUY SPURS THAT JINGLEAT WALMART!
12. Children's Chorus:RAMADAN! RAMADAN!LOTS OF PRAYING WITH NO BREAKFASTRAMADAN, SO MUCH FUNDO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WALMART!
13. banjo plays the Walmart commerical 25 secadd percussion and tuba, fast tempothen SLAM 5 cued
8 June 2, 2008
14.Soprano raps:IT'S HOME, HOMEON THE BIG OL' RANGEYIPPIE TAI OH.GET ALONG THERE STRANGERROPE 'EM, RIDE 'EMSHOOT 'EM UP GOODWE'RE BIG AND BADIN THE COWBOY HOOD
I SAY YO! YO!GOT A RIVER TO FORDSlam 1 barWITH A LIFE LIKE THISI NEVER BE BOREDI SAY YO! YO!I'M WILD AND FREEWHOA MISS KITTY,YOU'RE THE GAL FOR ME!Slam 3 bars
15. Soprano warbles improvisation with harp (Debussy):sudden veers from very loud to very quietWHOA MISS KITTY!I SAY WHOA THERE!WHOA MISS KITTYYAHOO! YAHOO!
LABOR DAY! LABOR DAY!SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED AND POOLS ARE OPEN!LABOR DAY!ALL THE WAY!DO ALL YOUR SHOPPINGAT WALMART!
17. Accordion solo improvising over elevator theme (see later in score) interrupted by slams cued by conductor that interfere with the soloist 35 sec
18. Children's Chorus:
GRANDMA'S ON THE PHONEGO AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
DADDY'S ON THE PHONEGO AND TELL HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM
SISTER'S ON THE PHONEGO AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
Soprano:OH SAY CAN YOU--!
AMERICA!
THE GOLDEN LAND!
Full Chorus:DO ALL YOUR SHOPPINGAT WALMART!
19. Children's Chorus: now perform at a faster tempoVETERAN'S DAY! VETERAN'S DAY!SOMETHING TO DO WITH WAR AND CARNAGEVETERAN'S DAY!WHAT'S THERE TO SAYDO ALL YOUR SHOPPINGAT WALMART!
9 June 2, 2008
(one kid yells) Hey everybody! It's Halloween!Even faster tempo
HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN!TRICK OR TREAT FOR CANDIED APPLES!HALLOWEEN! WHAT A SCREAM!DO ALL YOUR SHOPPINGAT WALMART!Slam 5 sec
20. Soprano raps:LOOK OUT THERE!IT'S AN INJUN BANDCOMIN THIS WAYGONNA FIGHT FOR MY LANDAND BUILD A HOME TOWNGROCERY STOREAMERICAN CHEESEWORTH FIGHTING FORCALL IT "DRY GULCH"O.K. CORRAL
HOLIDAY SPOTFOR YOU AND YOUR GALTO GET SOME COOL SHITAND DESERT RAYSCOWBOY LIVIN' THE AMERICAN WAYIT'S COWBOY LIVING(with kids) GO GO GO GOIT'S COWBOY LIVINGALL THE WAY!
21. Extremely and PAINFUL:slow Cowboy theme with bagpipe doubling melody and bass drums tappingmake sure the singer repeats in an octave higherSoprano warbles:ROPE 'EM UP BOYS!THE DESERT IS 'A CALLIN'!YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!
SADDLE UP FELLAS!(kids: SADDLE UP FELLAS!)THE DESERT IS 'A CALLIN'!YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!
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23. protest rant over elevator music
VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! TWENTY-SEVEN ELECTORAL VOTES! CENTRAL POLICYISSUES! TWO PARTY SYSTEM! STRUGGLE!
PEOPLE! COMING TOGETHER OUT OF A DESIRE TO OBTAIN POLITICAL POWER! GAINCONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT! EXECUTIVE BRANCH! MILITARY BRANCH! FOREIGNAFFAIRS! INFLUENCE POLICY! PROMOTE IDEOLOGY- FASCISM! PROMOTE INDIVIDUALINTERESTS -- GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOUS! IMELDA MARCOS! PROMOTE SPECIAL INTERESTS-- SUGAR! BEEF! BANANAS! PORK BELLIES! PORK BARRELS! LUMBER! COCA COLA! THEINFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY! THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF OPPRESSION!
24. Music gets louder and louder, others join in elevator music (improvised)Protest rant:WHO ENSLAVED HUMANS OF COLOR? WHO INVADED THE CARIBBEAN? WHO MURDEREDALL THE INNOCENT CHILDREN?
Music cued to sudden stop
YOU DID! YOU! YOU! YOU!
25. Children and soprano on protest songeveryone playsthe ranter can lead the orchestra and, with luck, audience, in cueing the words for a sing along
IT MAY BE YOUIT COULD BE MEIT'S NOT ENOUGHTO WAIT AND SEEAND WHEN WE ALLLOCK ARMS AND SINGTHEN BELLS OF FREEDOMRING DING DING
repeat, hold a long IV chord, and cue sudden I chord
