DEATH WARRANT

WARRANT FOR THE DEATHS OF SHI’A CLERICS

GRAND AYATOLLAH AL SISTANI AND MUQTADA AL

SADR BOTH OF WHOM HAVE CALLED FOR

HOMOSEXUALS TO BE PUT TO DEATH AND WHOSE

FOLLOWERS HAVE BEEN ONLY TOO KEEN TO CARRY

OUT THEIR WISHES

MAY THEY DIE AT RIPE OLD AGES AND OF

NATURAL CAUSES AS FRUIT PLUCKED FROM A

FLOWERING TREE TO PUCKER, PUS, BRUISE,

BLACKEN, MUSH, MOULD, WITHER, SHRIVEL,

HARDEN, SOFTEN, CORRODE, STINK, ROT,

BLEED, LEAK, BURST, TIGHTEN, LOOSEN,

DISCOLOUR, DECAY, BREAK, SPLIT, DROOP,

DEHYDRATE, DRY, DRAIN, EVAPORATE,

DETERIORATE, DECOMPOSE, DISPERSE, DISBAND,

DISAPPEAR

AND IN THEIR REMAINS LET WILD IRISES GROW