Diary of a Slug

By Lexi Lauren Wade

April 17

Today Mom laid some eggs. I got a new brother, he's ugly. I also don't like his name. Listen to this, Rico. What kind of name is that?

Today I went to my friend Bee's house. I saw her friend Firefly,she looked pretty hungry. Did I ever tell you that fireflies eat slugs?

yikes

April 18

April 18

I got a little worried so I called home. My mom said I should never go to Bee's house again .

April 20

Today mom taught me how to use my

manners. I was going over to Bee's

house for a sleepover!! I really

think I don't need to learn my manners.

I'm already awesome.

April 21

I went over to Bee's house. They do not

eat what I eat, and boy it's disgusting!!

Who eats honey from a flower? Why can't strawberries be the new awesome food.

YUM

April 22 Bee and I had a lot of

fun. We laughed, sang,

danced,drew,and watched a movie.

And we played Wack. Luckily mom

let me go.

Wack

April 22(Late that night)

I got home sick. I think it was from what I ate at Bees house. When I got home firefly stopped by. He came back from

a long journey and looked pretty hungry. I told mom but she didn't do

any thing, just fainted.

The unhappycloud

April 23(early that morning)

I lost my tail that night. I freaked out so much I think he got annoyed and ate my tail, how mean is that!Worst night ever!!

My feelingsMad and

sad

April 24I stopped being friends with Bee today .I would have still had my tail if I didn't meet his friend Firefly. Sheesh, I hate them.

It's all your faultmine?it shouldBe yours.

April 25

School

1. school is fun2. bullying is not cool.

3. I met a new friend at school,4. her name is robber fly,

She could eat me.

AHHHHHH

April 27

This is my last page and I hoped you liked my diary..But please do not tell any one else or I will get Firefly to eat your tail.

The End

I love myself.