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Today started off just like Today started off just like any other day…any other day…

But the fun and games were But the fun and games were soon over, and it was time to soon over, and it was time to get down to some real work.get down to some real work.

During the day, I passed During the day, I passed through a number of different through a number of different – and yet equally engaging – – and yet equally engaging –

moods. moods.

Oh, how’d that get in there?Oh, how’d that get in there?

That was just one of my That was just one of my modelling pics.modelling pics.

Most of the day was very Most of the day was very productive. I shared my vast productive. I shared my vast

knowledge from my huge knowledge from my huge brain with the masses.brain with the masses.

But then, I became absorbed in But then, I became absorbed in my own important and my own important and intellectual thoughts…intellectual thoughts…

And it was at this moment that And it was at this moment that my arch enemy decided to my arch enemy decided to

attack!attack!

Of course, she did know how to Of course, she did know how to read the word and everyone read the word and everyone

laughed at me!laughed at me!

I wrote a letter to my Mum, I wrote a letter to my Mum, which included a lot of my which included a lot of my

feelings and other such manly feelings and other such manly things, but it didn’t make me things, but it didn’t make me

feel much better.feel much better.

I was really embarrassed, but I I was really embarrassed, but I feigned indifference in order feigned indifference in order

to trick everyone into thinking to trick everyone into thinking I was way cool.I was way cool.

When that didn’t work, I tried When that didn’t work, I tried to distract them with a few of to distract them with a few of

my new moves.my new moves.

But only Anthony would follow But only Anthony would follow the steps!the steps!

I decided that there was only I decided that there was only one real course of action one real course of action

possible…possible…

But Joel told everyone I wasn’t But Joel told everyone I wasn’t really dead (he even had a really dead (he even had a

statistic to support the claim) statistic to support the claim) and so I was forced to do the and so I was forced to do the only thing a grown man can only thing a grown man can

do in such a situation…do in such a situation…