Dr. Sabin Buraga – profs.info.uaic.ro/~busaco/

(ex-student) Life as…

FII graduation – 21 May 2016

The Wall

We have no idea how a festive lecture should be…

So, a kind of 3-in-1 show…

boredom-injected academic advices superficial entertainment

resembling an electronic game

(ex-student) Life as…

job

obligationjoke

purpose

dream

constraints

failure

torture

pathmiracle

interaction

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💡

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❤

nothing

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He who spends time regretting the past, loses the present and risks the future.

Francisco de Quevedo

FII student: 1st year, semester 1

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Look at the cup, tell me what you see!

junior IT dreamer after the

1st day of programming,

exposed to esoteric

Mathematics & Logics

http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/

FII student: 1st year, semester 2

Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.Hannibal (TV series)

algebraic-defined multiple

inheritance in the object-

oriented implementation

of an OS library

http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/

FII student: 2nd year, semester 1

There's no going back! Mad Max: Fury Road

understaffed student

team working to

an Internet-based

database-driven project

& fighting with nasty

regular expressions

FII student: 2nd year, semester 2

We're doomed.

Pirates of the Caribbean:

On Stranger Tides

facing 1st real-life Web application life cycle chores

during the internship “torture”

FII student: 3rd year, semester 1

Surviving is not relevant. Living is. We want to live.

Autómata

developers searching for security breaches in

a vaporware program using machine learning tricks

FII student: 3rd year, semester 2

They only learn when it's too late.

Only Lovers Left Alive

programmer seeks forgiveness

for using a numerical calculus

library integrated into

a 2D generative art

cloud-based solution

http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/

Of course, there are many other opinions…

a user testing experiment

Telling the truth... always a bad idea.The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Alert!Universal translation service is temporarily down, so we’ll switch to the main audience mother tongue. Sorry for the inconvenience!

rebooting…

Ești student la FII dacă…

diverse opinii anonime ale studenților*

colectate la penultimul curs din 19 mai 2016

*multe mulțumiri + baftă la „Tehnologii Web”

Ești student la FII dacă…

nu ești în toate mințileThe Dark Knight

Ești student la FII dacă…

știi trei cuvinte: { cafea, cod, pizza }One Point O

Ești student la FII dacă…

îți pierzi nopțile scriind cod, pentru a obține minim 512 erori

Naked Lunch

Ești student la FII dacă…

ai gâfâit cel puțin o dată urcând la etajul 7Delicatessen

Ești student la FII dacă…

ai văzut hieroglifele de pe băncile din C309 care spun „aici am pierdut lupta cu somnul ”

eXistenZ

Ești student la FII dacă…

faci prezența la orele de lab pe o foaie de hârtie, folosind un pix împrumutat

Memento

Ești student la FII dacă…

te-ai plâns de cel puțin de 1024 de ori de serverele și de Internetul de la facultate

Disconnect

Ești student la FII dacă…

înveți că e mai bine să lucrezi în echipă decât să-ți spargi capul de unul singur

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Ești student la FII dacă…

profesorul e vinovat pentru toate nereușitele taleNo Country for Old Men

Ești student la FII dacă…

e al cincilea an de facultate și ești în anul 3

Taxidermia

Ești student la FII dacă…

te apuci de lucrarea de licență pe 30 maiLa cité des enfants perdus

After some struggle, you’re supposed – finally!? – to complete a (fairly trivial) task:

finishing the academic studies

your (soon to be issued) title:

Bachelor of Science – BSc

…So, what’s next?

Slow West

There's more to life than just surviving.

be free: don’t ask for permission to be yourself

The Zero Theorem

Prometheus

discover: yourself, opportunities, world,…

It’s silly… That's amazing.

experiment: academic/enterprise/start-up carrier

Frank

It’s silly… That's amazing.

explore: be an outer and/or inner traveller

The Grand Budapest Hotel

interact – especially with human beings

Everything's Going To Be OK.Uncanny

help – as a pal, mentor, benefactor,…

Miekkailija

…and – of course! – be prepared for the unknown

time travelling IT consultant?

It's never too late to be who you might have been.

Predestination

organic spyware anti-virus developer?

Am I an object?

Ich seh ich seh

brainwaves digital curator?

It’s good to be humble, but you need to know your value.

Advantageous

computational biologist in the cosmos?

Prescription: two hours in the Earth Room.Sunshine

surveillance system architect?

There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.

Twelve Monkeys

a bright future visionary?

Let there be light! The Divide

So, this is the (happy) end?

PRESS START

to be continued?!...

Enjoy your life!

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