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As a young boy, Fatoumata Atamuotaf dreamed of one day having the ideal voluptuous wedding. Having been unemployed for 49 years, he decided to make his dreams come true. Thus, he singularly co-founded Fatoumata’s Wedding Services LTD. and the infamous Fatoumata Revolution began.

Fatoumata, having wedded 5 people since his wedding service was established in 1823, lives happily in Scunthorpe. He is currently unmarried.

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THIS IS MY BF WEVE BEEN FATOUD LOL

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*Please note-All of our food products are transported safely from Wangquing, China.

Family-friendly Fatou Feast

We offer a wide range of traditional Barry Scott T-shirts.

If you need your shirt cleaned, please contact Barry Scott at Cillit BANG!1 HQ,

BOTSWANA

However, if you non-male, you may want to try out our wide range of traditional

Hindu wedding Dresses, available in all colours of the

Hindu rainbow (black, brown and tickled pink). If you need

your dress cleaned please contact Blue Cow, The Storymakers HQ,

UKRAINE

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Our fabrics have been tried,

tested and fully approved by

Hindu icon Stephen

Hawking!!1

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If yew collect 70 Fatou-Fun Dollars you can receive a free Tesco coupon. One with every issue of the Sun. See T&Cs.

I, James Metcalfe,I, Keith Jones, father of two,Do solemnly promise,To you, my family,To spend more quality time together,Doing what families do.Which is why we make this pledge,For just one night a week,To come home, on time,Sit up at the table,Eatin’ proper food,With proper gravy.So henceforth,From this day forward,This night, will be our night,Our family night.Aah, Bisto.