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. One Issue.HylanismAs a lawyer and a jurist, County
Judge Reuben L. Haskell, of Brook¬lyn, is familiar with the le.cal proc¬esses through which the EighteenthAmendment had to pass before it be¬came a part of tbo Constitution ofthe United States. As a lawyer anda jurist he must be aware that if theEighteenth Amendment is to be re¬
pealed the same processes must beinvoked anew.
Were it otherwise, were it possiblefor the President or tbe Governor*j*f the state or the cbief magistrateOf this municipality to say, "Suspendthis law or that, for I do not ap-j4*rove it," this would be a govern¬ment of men and not of laws. It"Would be an intolerable thing. The.yery thought of such a condition, weare certain, is as abhorrent to Judge'Haskell as it is to The Tribune.
' So it is that we find it impossibleto follow the reasoning which leadshim to proclaim his entrance as a
candidate for Mayor in the Repub¬lican primary of September 13 on
an anti-prohibition platform. As¬suming by the wildest reach of theimagination and for the sake of ar¬
gument his election as chief execu¬
tive of the municipality, he would becompelled to enforce the prohibitionlaw. Failure to do so would be fol¬lowed by impeachment just as cer¬
tainly as a misfeasance or malfeas¬ance committed by him in his pres¬ent office. f.., The judge was elected to the benchon this false issue of prohibition.How many voted for him believingthat through him in some mysteriousVa7 repeal would be achieved? He.has not repealed it nor, we are sure,"held back his hand in its enforce¬ment..; To lead people to believe prohibi¬tion to be the issue or an issue of thecampaign now forming to put an end\o the misgovernment of TammanyHall is to delude them. Tammanylaughs in its sleeve as it looks on
"from Fourteenth Street and GoodGround. It knows that the issue isnot prohibition. It knows that theissue is Hylanism. More than that,it knows the tactical advantage to behad out of a divided opposition.-Thus has it returned to rule and torain time after time.With Judçro Haskell arrayed
against his own party's candidate,;and with Mr. Fiorella La Guardia'and Mr. William M. Bennett snipingat him from the woods, has not Tam¬many, for the moment, occasion tosnaile?
Let it «smile while it may, for we
are of the opinion that the intelli¬gent Republican voters and the in¬dependent Democrats enrolled withthem will do their duty on PrimaryDay.
, "The enrolled Republican voterswill not be stampeded or bam¬boozled," says Senator Charles C.Lockwood, the candidate for Comp¬troller. "They know perfectly well"that the is?uc of the campaign is the.displacement of the Hylan admin¬istration. Prohibition cannot bedragged in by Judge Haskell or anyone ebe."We share Mr. Lockwood's faith.
Pour years of Hylanism and Hearst-ism and Hettrickism and hyphenismforbid their being led astray.
Back in Wall Street*" There is a typr* of investor thatWall Street regards B3 a financial
f weather vane. He is the "infrequent,investor." Perhaps he might mere
accurately be called the "unemo¬tional speculator," for he never isaroused by the mere spectacle of ris¬ing or falling prie*11». His practice isto buy when buying is unpopular.¦».hen, as the saying goes, nobody"5'ants stocks. He sells when nearlyJßyerybody else ia b'jying.** His last appearance in force was& the early fall of 1919, just beforethe great post-war boom collapsed.Then he brought neat bundles ofpreviously accumulated securities tohis broker, sold them and went intoretreat with the proceeds. There hehas remained ever since-.that is,
« until the last week or two. Now,the brokers «ay, he is back in theStreet again. But this time he isbusy exchanging his hoarded funds4'>t stock certificates, When he hasbought all ha wants he will go Intoretirement again, to wait in his un¬emotional way for what he thinks IsM, good time to sell, That is what ismeant whan the financial page» re-
port that stocks are going "out ofthe Street."
All of which may or may not bevery significant. Usually the "in¬frequent investor" is right. It looksas if he were.
Our South American TradeThat which was feared and
against which innumerable warningswere uttered, in our South Americantrade is apparently coming to pass.We are again yielding ground to our
oldtime rivals.It is true that business conditions
in those countries are generally bad.But this is not surprising. SouthAmerica is simply suffering from in¬fluences which are unfavorably feltthroughout the world.The feature of the case which
should give us concern is that inthese untoward circumstances UnitedStates trade seems to be sufferingmore than that of other countries,and to be displaced by European andparticularly by German trade. Thusin Argentina few American salesmenare now to be found, and some Amer¬ican branch houses have gone intoliquidation. Incidentally, Germangoods are being sold at from 20 to 75per cent less than American goods.In Brazil German trade representa¬tives are active, while importantAmerican concerns are closing theiroffices. In Peru our trade commis¬sioner advises suspension of all ef¬forts to sell goods.During the war there was an enor¬
mous increase of American tradewith those countries, the major partof Germany's coming into our hands.Numerous warnings were then pub-1lished of the extraordinary effortswhich Germany and other Europeancountries would make to regain theirtrade after the war, and of the im¬perative need of special efforts on
our part to hold what we had gained.The opportunity befor« us was thegreatest that we had enjoyed in thatquarter since that which wc flungaway in 1824. To what extent thosewarnings were heeded cannot besaid, but it is obvious that whateveraction was taken upon them was in¬efficient.
It is no small thing that we are
losing. Men have been giving farmore thought and attention to therehabilitation of German and even
of Russian trade than to SouthAmerica. Yet our Russian trade atbest was a picayune affair comparedwith that with South America, andeven that which we had with Ger¬many before the war was much lessthan that which we have since hadwith South America. In 1913, thelast year before the war, our exportsto Argentina were more than twiceas great as those to Russia, andthose- to Brazil were 60 per centlarger than to Russia. Our exportsto South America were scarcely halfas great as those to Germany, butour imports from the former were
much greater than from the latter.In 1918 we imported from Argentinamuch more than we ever did fromGermany, while our imports from allSouth America wero nearly threetimes as great as they ever were
from Germany, and our exports tothose countries were, very nearly as
(¿treat as those to Germany when attheir peak.
There is no part of the world themarkets of which are better worthour cultivating than those of SouthAmerica. To permit ourselves to boforced down into second or thirdplace would be strangely discredit¬able to American enterprise.
Not So MustyThe law is not so musty in prac¬
tice these days as the scoffers wouldhave us believe. A Circuit Courtjudge in Oregon ruled out as a rea¬son for divorce a woman's chargethat she was obliged to go to workbecause her husband did not earn
enough for them both. Said he:"There is nothing in the theory thata woman should not work if sheisn't raising a family and is physi-cally able. That old belief doesn'tgo any more."There is real feminism, the more
remarkable because it proceeds outof the mouth of a judge. Hithertothe courts have been inclined to up¬hold the weak sisterhood in its de¬mand that husbands must supportthem, irrespective of children. Thissmashing of sacred precedent, shouldit become general, may put marriageon that independent basis that fem¬inists have long been preaching,where each party to the contractwill contribute to the financial sup¬port of the home. It may even
presage a new economic standing forthe wife while her time and talentsare occupied in bringing up the chil-dren.
Certainly it should aid in theequality of women and men in busi-
j nesa and industry. A marriedwoman, for instance, could not bepaid less for the same work on thetheory that her husband helped tosupport her. Carrying the theorystill further, the daughters of a fam¬ily of the new era would be expectedto be as entirely self supporting as
the sons, thus demolishing one ofthe pet arguments against equal payi<>r equal work that still persists insome quarters as regards women.
For instance, the Pritish House ofCommons has passed a resolutionthat after a period of three yearswomen shall be admitted to the civilservice. The rosolution is quiteclear that the same conditions andregulations shall apply to the women
as to the men, except in the matterof remuneration. During the tran¬sitional period before tho law goesinto effect the question of equal paywill be reviewed and a decisionreached.And so it goes. There may be
some who will not like the inevitablefuture status of women. With oldprejudices will also go the privilegesthat belong to dependence. Idlenessamong women will one day be con¬
sidered as deplorable as it is now
among men.
Settling the UnsettledWith rather studied innocence,
Premier Hara of Japan remarksthat he does not believe that such"settled" questions as Shantung andYap will be included in the sub¬jects to be discussed at the comingconference. Thus summarily dispos-ing of two long-disputed subjects, heis in apparent contradiction with thereport from Japan that the Japaneseare most anxious to settle questionsat issue between this country andJapan.But the contradiction is encourag-
ing. It enables us to think that jPremier Hara does not really thinkYap and Shantung are settled mat¬ters, and thus is willing to go towork to transfer them from the "un¬settled" to the "settled" group be¬fore November 11. This will smooththo way for the main purpose of theconference and at the same time de¬prive the trouble-makers in the pressof both countries of the opportunityto incite hostility. Some Americanpapers have so far outdone the Jap¬anese jingoists in stirring up hatredand distrust. For them unsettledissues are renewed opportunities formaking trouble. Their purpose isto make war in the Pacific. Theobject of the coming conference is toinsure peace.
Dover Straits MemorialA correspondent suggests that a
more appropriate site might be foundfor the Dover Straits Patrol memo¬
rial than the one the city has allot¬ted at the North River end of WestEighty-sixth Street. There is meritin his objection that "the foot ofWest Eighty-sixth Street, which isbacked by modern apartment housesand fronted by the high ground ofJersey, lacks the environment suit¬able to this obelisk."
Is there not some place on one ofthe shores of the Narrows, or, betterstill, perhaps, on the highlands ofStaten Island, where the shaft couldbe mounted to be seen of all sailor-men as they come and go on the sea'soccasions? It is not a landsman'snor a riverman's memorial. It is tocommemorate the work of men whobelonged to the deep sea and whowere true to it, and who, that othersmight live, lay them down in itsbosom gladly and valiantly when thesummons came.
So the place for it to stand is inthe sight of ships, in tho very pres¬ence of the sea, a range mark of in¬spiration for the restless salt-waterchildran.We feel it would seem lost and
lonely elsewhere.
Washburn ArrivesOur fellow-townsman Watson M.
Washburn on the Casino courts atNewport badly dislocated the olTicialtenni3 ranking. To have taken themeasure of William M. Johnston andRichard Norris Wiibams, who arc
pegged as second and third best, is a
capital feat for a player not rated inthe very first flight, it is the more
remarkable since Washburn hasplodded along for years with a
steady,' stodgy game just goodenough to make it interesting for thebrilliant masters of the racquet. Andnow when it's time, according to ten¬nis precedents, for him to fade out hebegins to strike sparks. A bravemodel for all classed as middlinggood !What of the approaching cham¬
pionship at Germantown? The recentsurprising upsets make predictionfutile. Vincent Richards has bca«enthe title holder, Tilden, with ease,and defeated Williams, who, on a
second meeting, demolished Rich-ards. And then Washburn had hisfield day with Johnston and Wil-liams. There should bo a merry tus-¡Die between these five men. And no-
body knows how many dark horsmmay be grooming.
Living to. WearA hat a month is an essential for
the woman who claims to be welldressed, according to an announce¬ment from milliners in convention atChicago. Pe her clothes of the lateststyle, be her hair dressed accordingto the last shriek of fashion, her ef-forts will be futile if nullified byJuly's hat worn when the calendardecrees it to be August.The reason? The swift change of
style, the fickleness of popular taste,or of what milliners decree shall bethe popular taste. "Nothing changesso rapidly as a hat," remarks one ofthem, according to The Poston Globe."A hat is not in style more than amonth." The hat of yesterday is outof date to-day, and will be prehis¬toric to-morrow, but with a hat foreach month she can manage to avoidbeing hopelessly behind the times.What an awful struggle for ex¬
istence face. the would-be welldressed family! A man may be al-lowed to get through the summer on
two straw hats, but the merchanttailors of Chicago han; set $1,000 aa
the minimum figure for his ward-'mbe, while shoe manufacturers as¬
sembled in Boston have discoveredthat such excellence must be basedon at least fourteen pairs of shoes.For men or women the prospectwould seem hopeless. The old dis-pute was over whether the speciesshould eat to live or live to eat; thenew one relates to whether we liveto wear things. Was Beau Brum-mell the greatest man?
"Below the Belt"Reader's Reaction to The World'sComment on a Tribune Editorial
To the Editor'of The Tribune.Sir: In this morning's *World I read
an editorial entitled "Stick to the Is¬sues." It quotes an excerpt from an
editorial of your paper of the day be¬fore as follows:"What The Tribune particularly
likes about Major Curran is the wayhe reacted when the smoke from thebattlefields of the World War beganto send its acrid fumes across the At¬lantic.The Tribune."Tho World's editorial comment on
this is:"What The World particularly likes
about Major Curran is the way inwhich he sticks to the issues of thecampaign and refuses to exploit hismilitary career. . . . Our advice to
The Tribune is to keep to the issues ofthe campaign."
I remember this editorial -whicb TheWork! takes occasion to comment on.
I have it before me. I notice thatThe World has been very careful toleave out an essential paragraph,which brings out the entire spirit ofThe Tribune editorial. Tho exact quo¬tation is:"Henry Curran is too sound and too
modest to seek to capitalize his patri¬otic record to his personal advantage.But for itself The Tribune believesthat New York shares with It a likingfor real men.men who have provedtheir manhood on test."
I believe that The Tribune is "keep¬ing to the issues of the campaign" andthat it doesn't need advice from & nextdoor neighbor. You distinctly broughtout the thought that you believed"Henry Curran is too sound and too
modest to seek to capitalize bis patri-otic record to his personal advantage."It is significant to note that The Worldsays that this is what it "particularlylikes about Curran."
I think little of a New York news¬
paper that strikes a "blow below thebelt" in a mean and contemptible at¬tack such as this, made only in an
effort to belittle a worthy contempo¬rary.Yours for fair play,
ARTHUR II. SAUN.Woodhaven, L. I., Aug. 4, 1921.
Primeval MaximsTo tho Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Of course, it was to be expecteithat some one would point out thatGeorge Washington was not the authorof the maxim that a way to keep out
of war was to bo prepared for it, butyour correspondent Giovanni Immer-BO exposes himself to the same risk iri
assuming that the precept originatedwith the Roman who wrote "Si vis
pacem, para helium." Whoever theR iman was ho probably lifted it fromsome Greek paragrapher. Old Mentor,tutoring young Telemachus in polit-cal science, gave him the same ad-vice.
It is quite likely that the same ideaoccurred to .lohn .1. Neanderthal whenhi; fashioned his club or stone hatchet.Maxima ore born of instinct and reflec-tion. So we may assumo that preceptsan* as old P3 human wisdom.Thomas à Kempis uttered a wise
maxim when he said "Inquiro not whospoke this or that, but attend to what'is ;poken." L. C.
Glen Ridge, N. J., Auç. 5, 1921.
Public Golf Links ShortageTo the Editor of Tho Tribune.
Sir: A word In behi'li of publicgolfers who have to wait some tim«?slive hours to play on the iinks at VanCortlandt and Mosholu, and no shelterprovided.Golfers pay Ç5 a season to use these
links, which are only second class atthat. The crowds that seek to pluyart« crowing larger each season, yetnothing is being dono by the city toutilize the waste land and provide more
courses.
Chicago has eight courses open tothe public, and charges nothing.
Players ore wondering why thomoney they pay for use of the public,parka can't be put into opening new
links. In New York and Brooklyn thisnow amounts to ab^ut $50,000 annually.New York, Aug. 6, 1921. J. S. W.
Nature FakingTo the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Returning from a trip to Ore¬gon, I was greeted this morning withthe news, printed in your paper, undeia Lenox date line, that I, in companywith somebody I don't know, had beenwatching two albino deer on the MountEverett reservation. I am surprisedthat you permit so inaccurate a re-porter to cover for you such importantmatters. Inaccurate here, it may verywell be that some day he will misspelltho name of some guest at a Lenox teaparty. There were not two deer, butthree, and they were not white, butpink. Moreover, one of them had a
green tail.WALTER PRICHARD EATON.
New York, Aug. 5, 1921.
A Need for Watching(From The Indianapolis Nam)
If America is to feed Russia.andthe ground work for such a programscema to have been laid.we ought atleast to stipulate that Lénine and Trot¬sky be put in a stockade and fed thesame rations, and no mor.-;, that everyother Russian is to receive. Otherwiseit may be expected that they will "ab¬sorb" most of the relief food andfunds that may be Bent to Russin.They have allowed thousands of theirpeople to h<> murdered or stnrved, andthere la no reason to believo that, theywould permit relief to reach its desti¬nation without e. heavy rake-off.
The Conning TowerThe Groaning Board
A buttery, sugary, syrupywaffle.
Gee, but I love it somep'n awful.Ginger cakes dripping with
chocolate goo,Oo! How I love 'em! Co!
Oo! OO! Pink."Dancing," reports our favorite
Lynbrook paper, The New Era, "wasagain resumed after the repast, inwhich paper confetti and rolls of paperribbon held a prominent place." Still,with sugar and cream, or maple syrup,these dainties possess as high a degreeci edibility as, say, English muffins.
The Gentler Sex[From The Atlanta Journal]
The bride entered with her brother, O.O. Clark, who grave her In marriage, andwas lovely in a blue traveling suit of bluetrlcoline with new fall hat to match andcarried white roses Khowered with valleylilies.The Liberty Theater program credits
us with the authorship of the CarlSandburg version of "Frankie andJohnny." Tho credit Bhould go toJohn V. A. Weaver and The Tribune.
Society NewsHenry Ford and Thomas A. Edison.We've been assured of that.
Are not going to spend next week atMedicine
Hat.
The athaletic young man shoulddine at the Biltmore, where be mayget, take it from the card of the day,perculator coffee.
LYRIC OF LICENSE NUMBERS(Air: "Maryland, My Maryland")
64240,32023,68186,32023,95259,93639,96460,32023.
PALINDROME.
In order to save readers the diffi¬culty of decoding the preceding, which>t took us three, minutes to surmount,it should be said that the pronuncia¬tion is Sixty Four Two Forty Six, etc.
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I Gotham Gleanings
.The theaters are openingagain this week..Janet Kirby and mother are
up in the Adirondack Mts.Bernard J. Flynn was to Wil¬
mington, Del., Wednes. on business.Heywood Broun entertained the
Thanatopsis Pleasure Club Tuesdayeve.
Mrs. Ring Lardner of Great\Teck is visiting home folks in In¬diana..Mrs. Alice Duer Miller left for
Edgartown, Mass., for a month'ssojourn..Art Brown and Harold Porter
had their pictures taken in Paristhe other day...The many friends of John Cas¬
trée Wins, will be glad to know heis all well again..Johnny Murphy the automobile
man is getting his name in thepapers these days..Geo. Kaufman's house is being
decorated. Gco. says the Messers.somebody are d"ing it..W. G. Harding is up in New
Hampshire having a vacation. Ycscribe's will begin in about 2 wks..Walter Lippmann of The New
Republic has accepted a positionwith the N. Y. World beginningJan. 1..-Frank Case of Sag Harbor made
a trip to Gotham Tuesday to ask yecd out to his place, not without con-
siderable success,.Mr. and Mrs. Levi Noble who
arc visiting home folks in Auburn,N. Y., will return to their farm near
(93 mil.) Los Angeles, Cal., tomor¬row.
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Probably, aft-.*r all, the salo ofRunnymede will not be accomplished.Runnymede, as .Mr. Henry Ford mayrecall, is the field whereon Eii/.abethQueen of Scots pawned her jewels inorder that Copernicus might discoverthe law of gravitation.
Hymns of HateI hate Miss EvansBeyond all saying!
She always humsWhat tho phonograph's playing.
M. S. C.But worse I hateAnne Updegraff.
¦When I sing she playsThe phonograph.
Some jolly fellow who compiles theSt. Catherine Park concert programcredits Strauss's waltz "Jolly Fellows"to Vollstead.
A Serpent's Tooth Strops ItselfSir: After leaving Wide Waters, by
New York Central, out of Auburn, Ideeply deplored Many Misplays, by theUndersigned, out of Practice, and suf¬fered considerably from pain in myElbow, by Ovcrexertion, out of Joint.Then I dozed off, only to be awakenedat Utica, by Conductor, out of SoundSleep.
Don't feel called upon to print thisCheap Stuff, by Gosh, out of Courtesy.And please brush up a bit on your
tennis before you choose me for a part-| ner again. G. M. WEAVER JR.
"The associations of The Tower areso endless," she rend to us from yes-terday's Times, "are so endless thatone may begin anywhere and absorbthe interest of the reader." "Thanks,"we grnmercied bluBhingly, "for thead." "I was reading" she harpooned,"from a review of Walter George Bell'sTho Tower of London." F. P. A.
NOT MUCH USE OF FEEDING HIM WHILE HE STILL THINKSTHAT SIGNBOARD IS HIS MOTHER
Copyright, 1921. New York Tribune Inc.
Boofys ByHeywood Droun
Anon writes that to her E. M. Hull'sdesert novel was not entirely satisfac¬tory because the character of the hero¬ine was too vague. "It seems to me,"she writes, "that the girl falls betweentwo sheiks."
Charlotte Nlcoll Geer rejects ourguess both as to the sex and character¬istics of the author of The Sheik andsubmits her own theory. "You're wrongabout the author," «he writes. "E. M.Hull isn't a live-foot four-inch malewith a Bloomsbnry address and hayfever- he's a she! The 'E' stands forEsther or Emily or Ellen. She lives ina two-family house in Yonkers and herhusband is short and fat with .1 shinyface and a bald spot. Esther, Emily,Ellen has never seen an Arab, but sheremembers them in the geography les¬son book. She knows that they arewild and she is absolutely positive theyare not like Henry. One warm day lastsummer Henry was ten minutes latefor breakfast. lie was very angry withher about it. He ate a bowl of oat¬meal and four rolls and all the bacon.When he finished Henry said, 'Oh, didyou want bacon this morning? I'msorry,' and he tore out. As he rusheddown tho cement path he called back,'To-night's budget night and I hopethe ills won't Le as large as they were
hist month.' And she called back,j'You've got egg on your chin!'
"And then she slammed the screen
door and went, to her desk and tookHenry's pen and a pad of paper andbegan a story about a tall, tall man
and an independent minx who lived ina country where Borden's and the A.& P, and trains and wedding ringsweren't even in the language. And shewrote and wrote and before it was timeto get Henry's favorite dinner ready(mutton stew) the book was done."A month later when the publishers
asked her to come in and 'talk it over'she wouldn't go because she didn'tknow whether to pronounce it 'Shceck'or 'Sheck.' So she wrote them in-stead."Henry says it's a very silly bad
book, and he's ashamed, but <verymarried woman is reading it, and edi¬tion after edition comes reeling off thopress. Some night when you've wiltedyour collar or spilled the soup or havea cold in the head or have forgottenher half day, ask your wife why sheliked The Sheik. If you've picked theright tie she may tell you the reason.
If not, ring Mr. Freud."
Having finished Henry Kitchell Web¬ster's Real Life we are ready toaffirm our preliminary recommendationof the book. We suggest it particu¬larly an a pleasant antidote to TheSheik. Leda Swan, the heroine, whois described as the second most famo-.'smoving picture actress in America,runs completely all the men withwhom she comes in contact. Hermother handles the rest. However,there, are other touches which animatethe novel. There is, for instance, themoment in which Leda Swan discoversthe weekly syndicate letter writterunder her name and becomes one olits most enthusiastic readers. He!favorite is the letter, which appears alleast once a year, answering the in¬quiry as to whether or not she is mar¬ried. Mr. Webster thinks that Mis;Swan's press agent answers as follow»;
"No, my dear, not yet. I am stiluniting for the absolutely right man t*come along. I think I know a littbwhat he will be like. I am not sun
j that he will be handsome.not in th*ordinary sense of the word.though
of course, h<4 will look handsome to mc.But he will be brave and true and ut-terly sincere. Ho will be a 100 percent. American. I think he will havefought for his country, at least in hisheart. And then he must be the one
who was meant for me. i think it isa frightful mistake not to wait untilyou are absolutely sure of that, don'tyou? Or to be so impatient just to:get married that one takes the firstman who cornea along. I have to say'No' a great many times, of course, andit has often been very hard to do. Ofcourse, waiting isn't so hard for me be¬cause I am blessed with such a wonder-ful mother. We are.-well.everythingtc each other. Just pals, you know;the best pair of pals that ever lived,I think, though I hope there are loteof other girls who think thattheir mothers, too. Some people havesaid that the reason I cannot fall inlove with anybody in particular is be¬cause I love all the world so much.Well, I do love it and everybody in it.All tho millions and millions of peoplewho go to see my pictures and come
away loving me just a little. But some
day I believe the right man will come
along, and then you will know allabout it."
We also recommend the scene inwhich Leda Swan for the first time inher life has love made to her withoutthe presence of a camera rr.a-n or a di¬rector shouting, according to Mr. Web-ster, "Now look into her eyes . . .
Now she is beginning to crack up;reach for her. Easy there! Wait tillI say. Now! Kiss her! Hold it! That'sgood."
The Trick Book(From The VUlaw ri
Books like this rccesit volume calledThe Mirrors of Washington, which aimto dissect "the minds, hearts and souls"of outstanding political personalities,are, in a large sense, trick books. Theyare successful not at all because of anyvery high qualities in themselves butbecause of an odd habit of mind in our¬selves. They exploit a failing whichia common to ua all but of which woare seldom conscious. The opportunityof these books lies in this, that themoment a man comes into high p!ac<-,we straightway think of him as beingautomatically recreated into a beingdifferent from what he was and vastlygreater. We roll into one the individ¬ual and the office, we pour into the per¬sonal qualities all the advantages andauthorities of the. person's position,thus describing to ourselves a states¬man truly enough but forgetting ofwhat parts statesmen are compounded,forgetting that they are merely humanbeings.The trick of the Mirror books is nb-
surdly easy. It consists simply incracking the end of the egg; in show-ing forth the journalist, the lawyer, theengineer, the banker, each one as he isstill, as we used to know him beforewe endowed him so strangely withlarger talents and stouter characterthan he actually possesses. The writernot only holds this Mirror of his up tomen in their nature, he puts besidethem the great towering throne onwhich we have accustomed ourselves tosee them seated, and the contrast over-
powers us. Montaigne was not merelyplaying paradoxes of exercising hisdelicate cynicism when he sahl he al¬ways took it for «granted that n manin high placo was a mediocrity; thisfashion of inverting the popular super¬stition gave him tho pleasant surprises.
Restore the Mail TubesNext Step Toward Putting New York
Again on the Postal MapTo the Editor of The Trib
Sir: Will H. Hays displays a longhead, a practical head, in a way to con¬found those who looked upon him asa
politician only. Building up politicalpatronage is evidently not to interferewith genuinely constnjctive work.What a relief after Burlesonism, .¦¦ ':-,ichmeant the imposition of the standardsof Waco upon New York and other bigcities with a czar-like ri
What a relief to have a PoBtmasterGeneral who appoints a committee offive eminently able New Yorkers-Michael Friedsam, Clarence H. Kelsey,Darwin P. Kingsley, William FelloweaMorgan and Alfred E. Smith.to makerecommendations for the good of the
How hope inspiring it is, a >, tohave such a practical step taken us therestoral ion 03 mail bo Thisone sneasure will advance hundreds ofthousands of let! .'vaneethem many hours, son ays, iadelivery not only to itaopoints ¡rest untry.Equally grat fyi ig isrestort* pneumatic tub« service, but Itis too bad that this has . t actually
!is the of themail boats has actua .iccom-
ed.There has been eno ssand
ling «bout the tubes, .¦¦ d a busl-ness man with offices in the city couldwell wish that a decisive acti n would
hört r. debata that never shouldhave been started. The big point inthe tube case is the same a the case
of the boats.namely, tho saving ofhours in delivery wil ty, andsometimes of days in forwarding todistant points. Eut there iJ this bigdifference: the pneumatic tubes expe*
the dispatch and of oil-ers daily.
I recall that the las' j°-nt(pi ¡or to . '..>' hold¬
ing ht -rings ) cil that thetubes in six cities forwarded twenty-five million letters a d>.y, of wl ich theygreatly expedited the prog of sev¬
eral millions. Thus tl ¦.".'e lsmore important even boatservice, which expedite- only mail com¬
ing in from abroad.Now that the preses rr.rr.is-
rion has reported ur .'¦" in '*"
vor of tube service, »nn»U-sions uniformly have I
twenty years, our bril " l'0!t"¡master General Bhould act a« n*fto restore them as Burleson did to de*1
stroy them. JOHN H. CLOSE.Scabright, N. J., Aug. 4, 1921.
The Timid Male(From The Philadelphia Inquirer)
Many a man must have wi»b*»during this hot weal custompermitted him to go coatless in the
street. For years the suggestion thatmen break wi*h tradition in this ft-
spect has been made without result.Yet to discard the coat would be »
logical consequence of discarding -
waistcoat. That innovation was re¬
garded askance by the conservative iB
its early days. Many felt such m-
formality impaired one's profes^09*»or business standing.
It must be borne in mind that the
coatless man would be expected t0
present an appearance gratifyingthe aesthetic se3ise. He couldclose suspend, rs; he t/ould have to
wear a belt. If wo look for an ex¬
ample of neat and appropriate attir«for a scorching day we can find «
in the per.-.-n of the letter-carrU*Why must man be a hopeless sartorialrenctlonary?