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About Girls

Survey:

women live longer than men

Do you know why???Do you know why???

Ok……

That’s enough….

Lets now compare girls with guyz…

Arguments:A woman has the last word in any argument. 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Future:A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 Success:A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Dressing Up:A lady will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the 'phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Jewelry: Women weigh higher wearing jewelry.

A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it.

Mirrors:Mirrors:Men will check themselves out in a Men will check themselves out in a bathroom mirror.bathroom mirror.Women will check out their reflections Women will check out their reflections ininany shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows and even bald guys’ store windows and even bald guys’ headsheads

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Beer test……..

What is a Beer Test???

scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory,

the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints(12*570 ml) of beer observed that 100% of them

gained weight

talked excessively without making sense

became emotional

couldn’t drive without making an accident a day

If Women ruled the world………………..

One day,One day,

a girl,18 yrs old, heared from her Friend a girl,18 yrs old, heared from her Friend

that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs,

an Angel will come to her dreams & givean Angel will come to her dreams & give

her 3 boons. her 3 boons.

STORYSTORY

So she decided to do  it. She So she decided to do  it. She

completed 4 yrscompleted 4 yrs

successfully, doing prayer regularly.successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for The Angel to Now it was a day for The Angel to

come. So she slept earlier withcome. So she slept earlier with

thoughts in her mind to ask. thoughts in her mind to ask.

And, really an Angel comes in  her dreams.And, really an Angel comes in  her dreams.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I ampleased with you. I will give you 3 boons. You canask  anything you like,

But…..

Angel: When you were doing a prayer,ur boy friend was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didntknow  anything about boon and all, but he is also eligible for the boons. So

He will get 10 times more than that of what you ask

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in  theworld.Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautifulbeautiful than the most beautifulgirl in the world.girl in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend  will be Angel: But your boy-friend  will be 10 times handsome than the most 10 times handsome than the most handsomehandsomeboy in the world.boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.Girl: It's OK.Angel: Be as you wishAngel: Be as you wish

Now thelast boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends,what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & diedat  once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world'smost  beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story:So intelligent the girls are! Girlz are really more intelligent than than BoyzBoyz

But……..But……..

What really happened is something different than what you all think!

Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDERthan that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl,being“world's richest and the most handsome boy”

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Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be….

LOL…LOL…