Geico commercial

I’ts funny and it’s true!

Part 1

• Why are thu people so sad like chicken without thee leg?

Part 2

• Stop it oldie.

Part 3

• Yeah I agree!

Part 4

• Surrender!

Part 5

• Hey look a distraction

Part 6

• What as is thee meaning?

Part 7

• Yo gramps! I’m joinin dem in da dark side.

• Beacase I hot shocksfere.

Part 8

• No!

Part 9

• Join us billy now, or die!

Part 10

• So tempted!

Part 11

• I will get to thee bottom of this!

Part 12

• You know what! It’s time to die!

part 13

• We too fight!

Part 14

• Fear thee power of thy sword thou disrespectful roaches!

Part 15

• Oh yeah! We got ak-47’s!

Part 16

• I got thee bow.

Part 17

• We don’t care! Oh lets have a staring contest!

Part 18

• Neither side will give up.

• 12 hours later…….

Part 19

• Getting so tired……. must struggle to stay awake

Part 20

• Stay awake! We may kill you for being baby

Part 21

• A baby like me like

Part 22

• Yes a baby like you like you

Part 23

• (annoying rap, tom cruise goes deaf)

Part 24

• Oh my gosh tom cruise is deaf!

Part 25

• Tam crus is dead now me the French actor will dominate!

Part 26

• He’s deaf not dead and his name is tom cruise not tam Cruz.

Part 27

• Yay tom cruise is deaf! That means I can earn/rip-off millions of dollars teaching him sign language!

Part 28

• Um…. Sir you can’t raise the price just because he is a celebrity.

Part 29

• English to slang translation: Dude yo just can’t snatch his dough just cuz’ he’s krunk.

• Bye I got to trash the store.

Part 30

• (back to where we were before the translation.)

Part 31

• Happy new year it’s 1910

Part 32

• Wait that’s too far back.

Part 33

• We fight for human race in 4152.

Part 34

• Wait that’s too far forward.

Part 35

• Now we’re at the right spot.

Part 36

• I can to!

Part 37

• And we can destroy the death star! Come on rebel alliance get in your x-wings!

Part 38

• Yes princess!

Part 39

• Errgh males!

Part 40

• You can’t rip-off tom cruise I’ll explain.

• Opps I got a call.

Part 41

• You must replace the toilet seat.

Part 42

• Meanwhile….

Part 43

• Spider-man got hit by a car!

Part 44

• Sir there’s been a malfunction in the surprise in humans machine the

• machine it will take 32 hours to repair!

Part 45

• I’ll just take 32 hours playing video games.

Part 46

• You killed my guy!

Part 47

• Lets play again and again until I beat you!

Part 48

• You have so much perseverance you never give up! I’m done!

Part 49

• But we still have 14.345611298 hours to go!

Part 50

• Fine we’ll play 1,000,000,000,000 more games and that should be enough.

Part 51

• But there isn’t enough time.

Part 52

• You just complained about me stoping.

Part 53

• Argument takes the rest of the time ……………………..

Part 54

• It’s fixed.

Part 55

• The toilet seat is broke!

Part 56

• It’s so great to be an idiot. Oh sorry back to the advertisement/scam.

Part 57

• Don’t sing again, plus grandpa all this talk about toilet seats makes me have to go to the bathroom!

Part 58

• Hurry up so I can resume the story.

Part 59

• (inside the bathroom)

Part 60

• I got diheria?

Part 61

• Sir there’s been a malfunction in the emotions machine. It will take 500 hours to repair.

Part 62

• Oh wah wah don’t you ever stop nagging?

Part 63

• But sir I’m

Part 64

• I know! I can play star wars!

Part 65

• But the princess is going through legal problems with a man in Rouge Squadron. It happened right before the other machine broke.

Part 66

• Part 66? Who watched cars last night?

Part 67

• Cars that’s for babies!

Part 68

• Were supposed to be talking about game choices! Not movie choices!

Part 69 special slide by my sister

To day was the best day ever laura ann Morrison .p.s. I lovo this and it is fun

Part 70

• She isn’t aware! (Laugh!)

Part 71

• Jokes aren’t games! But they are funny!

Part 72

• I lost the slide find it.

Part 73

• Yeah I agree!

Part 74

• Wrong slide, ya idiot!

Part 75

• Here’s the slide.

Part 76

• Now our feature presentation.

Part 77

• This film is rated N for no one.

Part 78

• I know a game!

Part 79

• We are saved! Thank you hero!

Part 80

• Lets play annoy the other person!

Part 81

• That is not a video game, you going down!

Part 82

• Uh, uh, hoooow aaaabout qqqq-berrrrrt!

Part 83

• Yes ,yes, yes!

Part 84

• Okay lets play this game.

Part 85

• This is some idiot coming to annoy you!

Part 86

• I’m ready to do nothing!

Part 87

• This is dumb, but lets watch it!

Part 88

• Lets hit ourselves!

Part 89

• (movie is over)

Part 90

• The machine is fixed.

Part 91

• I got dihera!

Part 92

• Go to bed I will go back to the story.

Part 93

• I will fix the toilet.

Part 94

• (race to home)

Part 95

• Hi, I’m Peter Pan.

Part 96

• Your peanut butter killed my kid!

Part 97

• Okay, only 5 more miles of following a sausage link home.

Part 98

• I fixed it!

Part 99

• (back at work)

Part stop counting

• Let me explain.

• Tom Cruise is rich.

• He enjoys luxury.

• If you raise the price he will be treated like a normal person and go back to his old job.

• Okay.

• I won the staring contest!

• Time to figure out the sadness.

• Hi happy person acting like an emo.

• Hi large group of hobos.

• Hi large graveyard admins.

• Vat a minatie.

• Why are thu people so sad like chicken without thee leg?

• Why!

• Why!

• Why!

• I will tell you!

• Who are you!

• I, am that annoying guy on the fake Q-Bert game.

• Where are you taking me!

• To the Motor City.

• You mean detroit.

• Yes!

• Look at what happened.

• I am a geico salesman.

• This happened because people could not save money on their car insurance.

• Geico 15 minutes or more can save you money on your car insurance.

• Geico.com so easy a caveman can do it.

• Not again! I am not an idiot! I AM a caveman!