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Giggles and ChucklesDone by: Sandeep, Vishnu and AndrewClass: 5/1
Joke 1• There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped out
of the boat. How many were left?
• Ans: None, they were all copycats
Joke 2• What happened to a wooden car with
wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
• It wooden go!
Joke 3• What is a knight in shining armor afraid of?
• A can opener!
Joke 4• Who went into the tiger’s lair and came out
alive?
• The tiger
Joke 5• What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
• Are you my mother?
Joke 6• Hicckery Dicckery Dock! Three mice ran up
a clock. The clock struck one. The other two escaped with minor injuries. 1 of the mice said, “I dread to think what would have happened is the clock struck 3!”
Learning Points• Some words have many meanings
• Some words can be emphasized such as wooden and wouldn’t