What can be done?

What is it?A recessive genetic disorder causing

Physical defects Moral defects

This is the face of gingervitis:

red hair

pale skin

sunlight intolerance

freckles

Enthusiasm for everything Flakiness Fibbery Alcoholism

For less than the price of a cup of whiskey a day, you can help a little ginger like Jenny

Just $1 a day will provide…87 vitamins daily for restoring the health of

Jenny’s diseased liver8 gallons of diesel fuel to get to and from an

AA meeting (0.5 miles roundtrip)Sedatives to help Jenny not get so excited

about everything A planner/calendar to help Jenny keep track

of commitments and to sort her many fibsA tanning membership to allow Jenny to get

dark enough to hide her freckles

Peace of mind knowing that there are fewer gingers roaming our streets at night

Donations are tax deductible [as far as you know] Each month, you will receive a personalized

letter from your ginger letting you know how your gift is being used

Please send gifts to Tarah Pulliam c/o Vanguard Against Gingers In Nearby Areas