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PROF. HADLEY’S “Last Lecture”
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P r o f. H a d l e y ’ s“Last Lecture”

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t o d ay ’ s t H e m e

“Über Honesty.”and occasional ranting.

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30 years oLd

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150 P o u n d s

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130 P o u n d s

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c H e c k o u t my wa l l e t.

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d o n ’ t b e a d i c k .

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y o u g u y s s c a r e t H e crap o u t

o f m e .

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monday

8am 8amwednesday

m yfirst

y e a r t e a c H i n g at s c a d .

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monday

2pm 2pmwednesday

m ysecond

y e a r t e a c H i n g at s c a d .

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tuesday

5pm 5pmthursday

Last week

t e a c H i n g at s c a d .

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twist!

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w H at a c o i n c i d e n c e !this may quite possibly be my last lecture ...

... at least for a bit.

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2009

fall 2009fal

not

t e a c H i n g at s c a d .

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a H e a r t y d i s c l a i m e r

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t H e v i e w s o f t H i s P r e s e n tat i o n a r e n o t n e c e s s a r i ly

t H o s e o f t H e s ava n n a H c o l l e g e o f a r t a n d d e s i g n .

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t w e e t i n g m y s P e e c H

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workhardbenicet-

opeopledon’tbeadi-

ckdon’ttakethingsfo-

rgranteddoitforme-

blowbubblesdosomt

hingneweverdaylov

ewhatudobmorelike-

franceloveitorleave.

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P l e a s e g r a b y o u r c e l l a n d

s ta n d .

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tHe

w H i t e H o u s e .

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y o u ’ r e P l u g g e d i n , b u t y o u ’ r e

n o t connected.

when you’re in class you aren’t

really in class. you’re thinking about

facebook. you’re thinking about that

other thing. you aren’t present.

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s e r i o u s ly ? y o u ’ r e g o n n a wa s t e $200

a c l a s s ? a n d m y t i m e ?

even knowing how much i care about

giving you the education you need?

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y o u a r e n ’ t r e a l ly connected at a l l .i f y o u s i t d o w n t o d o a P r o j e c t, r e a l ly d o i t .

pLease d o n ’ t H a l f - a s s i t .

if you’re the second-most intrested

person in class, you’re already behind.

think about all the “firsts.” in a

hundred different schools. yikes.

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H o w m a n y P r o g r a m s a r e t H e r e ?10 0 ? r e a l ly ?

$1.50 i n l at e f e e s wisdom.

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deatH

m at c H

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b e i n g w o r s t i n t H e c l a s s d o e s n ’ t m e a n a s m u c H

a s n o t f i n d i n g a j o b . . . a n d n o t f i n d i n g w H e r e y o u f i t .

f o r e x a m P l e : ear pLugs are sexy.

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i f i t ’ s a b s o l u t e ly t H e worst P r o j e c t i n t H e

w o r l d , f i n d t H e t H i n g i n i t y o u l i k e .

if you don’t have it, you’d better

cultivate it. start getting curious.

and playful.

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m a k e miLd m i s c H i e f.

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a n d t H at d o e s n ’ t i n c l u d e s t e a l i n g f8 k e y s o f f a l l t H e k e y b o a r d s .

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w H at a r e your f i n c H e s ?

d a r w i n s t u d i e d f i n c H e s . l o o k w H at H a P P e n e d .

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connect e v e n t o y o u r s e n t e n c e s .

“ t H at ’ s c u t e .”“ l o l .” “ o m g .”

“ i l i k e i t .”“aw e s o m e .”“ b a d - a s s .”

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use more

words.P l e a s e u s e m o r e e f f i n g w o r d s .

# * # * ! ! @ # $ !

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“ i l i k e i t ! ”

vs.

i l i k e t H e way t H at d r e s s m o v e s . t H e d e l i c at e y e l l o w s t i t c H i n g r e m i n d s m e o f m y

g r a n d m a’ s a P r o n . i l o v e H o w t H e f l o w e r s r e s e m b l e l a r k s . . .

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“ i d o n ’ t H av e anytHing. ”

all your stuff doesn’t

actually connect you.

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wHining.it’s not just for

emo prin-cesses

anymore.

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s c a d i s n ’ t P e r f e c t, i k n o w. b u t i t ’ s P r e t t y i n c r e d i b l e .

connect y o u r s e l f t o t H e s c H o o l .

how many people in the

world even get a chance to

complain about the choice

of five cafeterias? or only

having 18 computer labs?

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connect t o y o u r b e l i e f s .

m e e t m y g r a n d m a H a m P t o n , t H e r e P u b l i c a n q u a k e r .

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tHe“ f i g H t i n ’ q u a k e r .”

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e v e n w H e n y o u g e t u P s e t, y o u ’ r e u P s e t at t H e s u r fa c e ,

n o t t H e s u b s ta n c e . y o u ’ r e u P s e t at t H e s o u n d b i t e s .

w e n e e d m o r e P o r c H e s .a n d P e o P l e t i m e . a n d m o r eH u m a n connections.

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i t ’ s p o p u l a r t o b e discon-

nected a n d d i s i n t e r e s t e d .

p e o p l e e m b r a c e b e i n g l o s t.

the reason people your age some-

times feel like they have nothing is

because society (advertising) has

told them they can buy happiness.

F u l F i l l m e n t d o e s n ’ t w o r k t h at way.

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tHe m o s t f r i g H t e n i n g

l e c t u r eever.

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w H at a r e y o u g o n n a d o t H at ’ s t H e d i f f e r e n c e b e t w e e n a m a c H i n c e d o i n g i t , i f y o u

a r e n ’ t connected t o y o u r w o r k , a n d i f y o u d o n ’ t c a r e ?

H o w a r e y o u b e t t e r t H a n a c o m P u t e r P r o g r a m ?

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i f y o u ’ r e a b s e n t f r o m c l a s s o n e d ay, w o u l d a n y o n e

a c t u a l ly notice

t H at y o u w e r e g o n e?

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connect t o y o u r o w n a b i l i t y.

“ i c a n ’ t d r aw.”

i t ’ s y o u r r e s P o n s i b i l i t y.n o b o d y ’ s g o n n a P u l l y o u

t H r o u g H . s o m e t i m e s i s ta n d i n f r o n t o f m y c l a s s a n d s ay,

“ c ’ m o n ! ” a n d y o u d o n ’ t.

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f o r t H o s e o f y o u w H o s at i n m y c l a s s a n d s e n t t e x t

m e s s a g e s , o r d i d fa c e b o o k , y o u Lost y o u r c H a n c e .

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connect t o y o u r fa m i l i e s .

i f y o u b i c k e r o r a r g u e w i t H y o u r fa m i ly, w e l l t H e n w H at

g o o d ’ s t H at ?

“my grandma buys us pajamas for

christmas every year. it’s so lame.”

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connect t o t H e P e o P l e a r o u n d y o u .

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“um, i’d Like a

grandepLease.”

*d o n ’ t b e a d i c k .

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connect t o y o u r c o m m u n i t y.

y o u g e t m o r e o u t o f i t , b e c a u s e i t ’ s H u m a n c o n ta c t.

a “ c ” P l ay i n P e r s o n i s a t H o u s a n d t i m e s b e t t e r t H a n

a “ c ” P l ay o n t v.

i fell in love with my guy at the worst

dance recital we ever saw.

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connect t o t H e s c H o o l .

w H o w e n t t o t H e i n t e r n at i o n a l f e s t i va l ?

w H o at t e n d e d t H e t e n n i s o nl e c t u r e w e d n e s d ay n i g H t ?

j u a r e z vs. f r a n k g e H r yc ’ m o n .

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connect t o m e .

i w r i t e o n e H e l l u va l e t t e r o f r e c o m m e n d at i o n .

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connect t o w H at y o u l o v e .

if you’re bored in classes.

if you’re here because

you’re being forced. if you

just don’t like your major.

if you’re miserable .. .

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tHen wHy

are you Here?

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b e i n t e r e s t e d i n i t , o r d o i t e v e n i f y o u d o n ’ t l i k e i t .

s o m e o f y o u a r e H e r e , b e c a u s e y o u d o n ’ t wa n t t o g o t o a

“ r e a l” s c H o o l . s o m e o f y o u a r e n ’ t t r y i n g

H a r d e n o u g H t o b e g o o d at i t .s o m e o f y o u a r e t r y i n g , b u t

y o u H at e w H at y o u d o .

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pLease stop

wasting every body’s time.

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ta k e a y e a r i n t H e P e a c e c o r P s o r e u r r a i l i n g o r r e n t i n g a

m o t o r c y c l e t o t r av e l u P t H e c o a s t. d o t H at b e f o r e y o u

s t u m b l e t H r o u g H a n o t H e r y e a r disconnected . w H y g o i n t o d e b t f o r n o t H i n g ? w H y

n o t ta k e t i m e t o f i n d w H at y o u reaLLy wa n t t o d o ?

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before you

appLy to grad scHooL

...

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l e a r n t o c a r e a b o u t s o m e t H i n g , b e f o r e y o u wa s t e

a n o t H e r y e a r n o t c a r i n g a b o u t anytHing .

g o i n g t o g r a d s c H o o l i n s t e a d o f a c t u a l ly d o i n g s o m e t H i n g

i s a H u g e wa s t e o f t i m e . H u g e .s t o P ta k i n g u P s Pa c e i n m y

c l a s s b e c a u s e y o u d o n ’ t wa n t t o a c t u a l ly g r o w u P.

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“ l o v e w H at y o u d o ”d o e s n ’ t m e a n y o u s H o u l d d o

s o m e t H i n g t H at ’ s e a s y.

it’s not ice cream.

there’s not enough ice

cream jobs in the world.

some of you are actually

going to have to work

to find fulfillment.

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wHo is sHe?a n d w H y d o w e c a r e a b o u t H e r ?

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susan boyLe.i t ’ s t H e b i g s c e n e i n s o m e o n e ’ s

l i f e , a n d i t ’ s n o t a P l ay.

the judge is crying because

she’s moved by the music,

but also she knows that

person has never had a

chance .. . until . . .

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m a k i n g f u n o f e v e r y t H i n g isn’t H e a lt H y.

m a k i n g f u n o f e v e r y t H i n g a n d n o t c a r i n g a b o u t a n y t H i n g

b e c o m e s P r e t t y e m P t y.

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t H e r e a s o n i t ’ s i m P o r ta n t, i s b e c a u s e w H e n i t ’ s y o u , y o u

wa n t s o m e o n e t o c a r e b a c k .

y o u wa n t s o m e o n e t o connect w i t H y o u .

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empatHy rocks.

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HigH scHooL:more of a cHaL-Lenge?

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y o u s H o u l d e i t H e r b e a n g r y o r a s H a m e d , b u t i t s e e m s l i k e

y o u j u s t d o n ’ t g i v e a s H * t.

w e ’ r e t e a c H i n g y o u t H i n g st H at y o u s H o u l d ’ v e b e e n

ta u g H t i n j u n i o r H i g H e n g l i s H .

ta k e o w n e r s H i P o f y o u r e d u c at i o n , a n d o f c r i t i q u e s .

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pLeasedon’t empty

tHe drawer.

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connections.

t H e r e ’ s a m i s c o n c e P t i o n t H at e v e r y o n e ’ s m a d e i t o n H i s o r

H e r o w n . t H i n k H o n e s t ly a b o u t H o w m a n y P e o P l e w o r k e d t o

g e t y o u H e r e .

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y o u o w e i t t o a l l t H e m i n i m u m wa g e w o r k e r s w H o c a n ’ t H av e

a n y t H i n g b e t t e r .

you owe it to the 8-year-old

kids at the moses jackson

center who don’t have cameras

for their photography class.

you owe it to the security

guard you see at the

building every day. you owe

it to your grandma.

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you owe it to me.

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wa r n i n g :y o u ’ r e a b o u t t o H e a rs o m e r e a l ly b a d w o r d s .

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cHuckie: no. no, no no no. f*ck you,

you don’t owe it to yourself man,

you owe it to me. cuz tomorrow i’m

gonna wake up and i’ll be 50, and i’ll

still be doin’ this sh*t. and that’s

all right. that’s fine. i mean, you’re

sittin’ on a winnin’ lottery tick-

et. and you’re too much of a p*ssy

to cash it in, and that’s bullsh*t.

‘cause i’d do f*ckin’ anything to

have what you got. so would any of

these f*ckin’ guys. it’d be an insult

to us if you’re still here in 20 years.

hangin’ around here is a f*ckin’

waste of your time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoffkvcdlQo&feature=related

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ben affLeck,

use more

words.

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t o n y at t H e m o s e s j a c k s o n c e n t e r i s g o n n a H av e t o w o r k t e n t i m e s H a r d e r t o g e t w H at

a n y o f y o u H av e .

a n d y o u ’ r e g o n n a waste i t ?

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you owe

it to tony.

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wHo is miroslav

ticHy?fa i r wa r n i n g : H e ’ s a ta d o n t H e creepy s i d e .

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i f y o u ’ r e reaLLy

c o n n e c t e d , t H e n y o u w i l l s l a s H s o m e o f y o u r d r a m a .

i don’t want any of you guys to ever ask for

a grade that you didn’t earn.

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i f y o u g e t t o c l a s s a n d y o u d o n ’ t H av e y o u r w o r k , d o n ’ t

t r y t o Pa s s o f f s o m e s H * t y o u s c r a P e d t o g e t H e r b e f o r e H a n d .

own up to it. e x c u s e s d o n ’ t c u t i t .

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disconnect f r o m e x c u s e s .

“ i b r o k e m y f o o t, a n d i c a n ’ t g e t t o c l a s s .”

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ba.Lo.

ney.

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m y c o m P u t e r c r a s H e d .i H av e “ f e m a l e P r o b l e m s .”

i H a d t o m e e t m y l a n d l o r d .i d i d n ’ t k n o w a n y t H i n g wa s d u e .

i f o r g o t.i o v e r s l e P t.

m y g i r l f r i e n d c o o k e d . * * ( f o o d P o i s o n i n g . )

m y g r a n d m a d i e d . a g a i n .

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so? wHat are

you gonna do about i t?

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i f y o u H o n e s t ly d o n ’ t wa n t t o b e H e r e , t H e n pLease

ta k e a b r e a k . l e av e .

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[email protected]

your momcan caLL me.

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t H e s e connections

m ay a c t u a l ly H e l P y o u l i v e l o n g e r .

a l o t l o n g e r .

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c a s e s t u d y : o l d m i n n e s o ta n u n s .

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t H o s e w H o m a i n ta i n e d a n i n t e r e s t i n H o b b i e s ,

c r a f t s a n d a c t i v i t i e s t H r o u g H o u t t H e i r l i v e s w e r e

a l s o t H o s e w H o l i v e d t H e l o n g e s t a n d s t r o n g e s t.

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c r o s s w o r d P u z z l e s g r a n t

l o n g l i f e .

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a s u r e r i va l ._ _ _

3

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a s u r e r i va l ._ _ _ban.

3

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a rescue tower._ _ _

3

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a rescue tower._ _ _

3

aaa.

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a n u m b e r o f P e o P l e .

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

9

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a n u m b e r o f P e o P l e .

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

9

n o v o c a i n e .

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connect t o t H e w o r l d .

general knowledge tests

who wrote swan lake?

who’s our mayor?

name someone in the

current administration’s

cabinet.

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b e m o r e l i k e

f r a n c e .

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d o w H at y o u t H i n k i s r i g H t.

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l e t s r e a l ly connect w i t H e a c H o t H e r .

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g r a b y o u rscad id a n d b u b b l e s .

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Let’s go. b r o u g H t e n ’ s

f i r s t - e v e r and b i g g e s t - e v e r

b u b b l e Pa r a d e .

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and i don’t mean HaLf-

ass it.

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tHe pepsi

canwisdom.

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Q&a.


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