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  • 1.Prof. Hadl eys Last Lecture

2. t odaystHeme ber Honesty.and occasional ranting. 3. 30 y e a r s o Ld 4. 150 Pounds 5. 130 Pounds 6. c Heck out my wallet. 7. dont bea dick. 8. you guy s scare tHe cr a p out of me. 9. 8am 8am mond a ywednesday my firsty e a r t e acH i ng at s ca d. 10. 2pm 2pm mond a ywednesday my secondy e a r t e acH i ng at s ca d. 11. 5pm 5pm tu e sd a y thur sday Last week t e acH i n g at s ca d. 12. twist! 13. wH at a coinciden ce ! this may quite possibly be my last lecture ... ... at least for a bit. 14. fall 2009 200 9falnot te ac H i ng at s ca d. 15. a Hear t y discl aimer 16. tHe view s of tHisPresentation areno t necess arilytHose of t He s avann aH college of ar t and design. 17. t weeting my sPeecH 18. 140w orkh ar d beni c e t -opeop l ed ontbea d i - c kd on ttak et h i ng s f o -r g r an ted d oi tf or m e-bl o wb u bbl esd os o m thin g new ever d ay lo v e w ha tu d obmor eli k e- f ra nce l ovei tor l e a v e . 19. Please grab yourcell and s tand. 20. tHe wH i t e H o u se . 21. you r e P l u gge di n, b u t y o u reno t co n ne ct ed.when youre in class you a rent really in class. youre thinking about facebook. youre thinking about that other thing. you arent present. 22. s e r i o u s ly ? you re go nn a wa s t e $200a class? an d m y t i m e ? even knowing how much i care about giving you the education you need? 23. y o u a r en t r eal ly conne c t e d at a l l .i f y o u s i t d o w n t o do aP ro j ec t, r eal ly d o it. pLease d o n t H a l f - ass it. if youre the second-most intrested person in class, youre already behind.think about all the firsts . in a hundred different schools. yikes. 24. Ho w m a ny Pro g r a m s a r e t He r e ?10 0 ? r eal ly? $1.50in l ate fees wisdom . 25. deatH mat c H 26. be i ng w o r s t i n t H e c l a ssd o e s n t m e a n a s m ucH as n o t fi n d i n g a j o b . .. andn o t f i n d i n g w H er e yo u fi t.f o r e x a mP l e : e ar pLu g s a re s ex y. 27. if its absol utely tHe w or st Project in tH ew orld, find tH e tHing in it you like.if you dont have it, youd better cultivate it. start getting curious.and playful. 28. ma ke miLd m i s cH ie f. 29. an d tH at d o e snt in c l ud e s t e a lingf8 k e y s o f f alltHe k e y b oa rd s. 30. da rw i n s t u d i e d f i n cH es. l o o k w H at H a PPen e d. wH at a re y o u r f i n cHe s? 31. connect e ve n t o yo u r sen t en ce s. t H at s c u t e. l o l . o m g .i l i ke i t.aw eso m e. ba d - ass. 32. usem ore words. Plea s e u s e m o r e ef f i n g w or ds.#*#*[email protected]#$! 33. i l i ke i t ! vs. i l i k e tH e way tH at d ressm o v e s . tH e d e l i cat e y ell o ws t i t cH i n g r e m i n d s m e of my gr a n d m a s aPro n. i l o ve Ho w t H e f l o w e r s r esem b l e l a r k s ... 34. i d o n t H ave a ny tH i ng . al l yo u r s tu f f d o esn t act u al l y c o n n e c t y ou . 35. w H i ni n g .it s no t jus t f o r em o pr i n- cesses a nymore . 36. s ca d i s n t Per f ec t, i kno w. bu t i t s Pr et t y i n c r edi b le . c onn e c t yo u r se l f t o t H e sc H o o l . h o w m a n y p e o p l e i n the wo r l d e v e n g e t a c h ance to co m pl a i n a b o u t th e choice of f i v e ca f e te r i a s ? o r onlyh aving 1 8 c o mp u t e r labs? 37. co n n e c tt o yo u r b el i ef s. m e e t m y g r an d m a H amPt on, tH e reP u b l i ca n q ua k e r . 38. t He f igH t i n q ua ke r . 39. e ve n w Hen yo u g et u Pse t, yo u re u P set at t H e su r face ,n o t tH e s u b s ta n c e . y oure uP s e t at t H e so u n d b i t e s. w e ne e d m o r e P o rc He s.an d P e oPl e t i m e. an d mor eH u m a n co n n e c t i o ns. 40. it s p o p u l a r t o b e d i s co n- n ected a n d d i si n t er e s t e d. p e o p l e em b r ac e b ei n g l os t. th e reas o n people your ag e so m e-ti m es feel like they have no t h i n g i s b ecaus e s ociety (adver tisin g ) h asto ld them t h ey can buy h app in e ss.F u lF i l l me nt doesn t w ork that way. 41. tHe mos t frigHtening lecture ever. 42. wH at a re yo u g o n n a d o t Hat s tH e d i ff er en c e b et w e e n a m acHi nc e d o i n g i t, i f you aren t co n n e c t e d t o yourw o rk , a nd i f yo u d o n t ca r e ? Ho w a r e y o u b e t t e r tHan ac o m P u t er P ro g r am? 43. if y o u r e a b s e n t f ro m cl asso ne day, w o u l d an yone ac tua l ly n o t i c etH at yo u w er e g o n e ? 44. connect t o y o u r o w n a b i l i t y. i can t d r aw. i t s y ou r r esPo n si b i li t y.n o b o dy s g o n n a Pu l l you tH ro u gH. s o m e t i m e s i s tand in f ro n t o f m y c l a s s a nd s ay, c m o n ! an d yo u d ont. 45. f o r tH o se o f yo u w H o s ati n m y cl a s s a n d s e n t text m e s s ag e s , o r d i d fac e book, y o u Lo st yo u r c Ha nce . 46. connect t o yo u r fam i l i es. if y o u bi c k er o r a rg u e wi t Hyo u r fa m i ly, w e l l tHe n wH atg o o d s t H at ? my grandma buys us pajamas for christmas every year. its so lame. 47. co n n e c t t o tH e P eo Pl e a ro u n d you. 48. u m , i dL ike agr a nde p Le ase . *d o n t b e a di ck . 49. co n n e c tt o y o u r c o m m u n i t y. y o u g e t m o r e o u t o f it,b e cau s e i t s H u m a n c o ntact. a c Pl ay i n P e r s o n is atH o u s a n d t i m e s b e t t e r t Han a c P l ay o n t v. i fell in love with my guy at the worstdance recital we ever saw. 50. co n n e c t t o t H e sc H o o l . w Ho w e n t t o t H e i n t e r n at i o n a l f e s t i val? wH o att en d ed t H e t en n i son l e c tu re w ed n esday n igHt ?j ua re z v s . f r a n k ge Hry c m o n. 51. c on n e c t t o me .i w r i t e o n e H e l l u va l etter o f r ec o m m en dat i o n. 52. co n n e c t t o w H at yo u l o v e .i f yo u r e b o re d i n c l a sses.if yo u re h e re be c a u se yo u r e b e i n g f o r c e d . if you ju s t d o n t l i k e y o u r m ajo r. if yo u re mi s e ra ble ... 53. tH e nwHy a r e y ouH e re ? 54. be i nte r es t ed i n i t, o r do i t e ve n i f yo u d o n t l i ke i t.som e o f y o u a r e H e r e , because y o u d o n t wa n t t o g o t o a r ea l sc H o o l . s o m e o f y o u a r e n t t rying Ha rd e n o u g H t o b e g o o d at i t.s o m e o f yo u a r e t ryi n g, b u t y o u H at e w H at yo u do. 55. p L e a se s t op wa s t i nge v e ryb o d y s ti m e . 56. tak e a y e a r i n tHe Pe ac e cor Pso r e u r r a i l i n g o r r e n ting a m o t o rc yc l e t o t r av e l uP t He c oa s t. d o t H at b e f o r e you s tum bl e t H ro u g H an o t H er ye a r disconn e c t e d . wHy go i n t o d e b t f o r n o tH i n g? w Hy no t ta k e t i m e t o f i n d wHat you reaLLy wan t t o do? 57. be f o reyoua p pLy t o g r ad sc Ho oL ... 58. l e a r n t o car e a b o u tso m e tH i n g , b e f o r e y o u was tea n o tH e r y e a r n o t ca ring a bo ut a n y t Hi n g . g o i n g t o g r ad sc H o o l i n s t e a dof ac t ua l ly d o i n g s o m etHing is a H u g e was t e o f t i m e . Huge .s t oP ta k i n g uP s Pac e in my c l a s s be cau se yo u d o n t wa nt t o ac t ua l ly g ro w uP. 59. l o v e w H at yo u d o d o e s n t m e a n y o u sH o uld do s o m e tH i n g t H at s ea s y.it s n ot i c e cr e a m .th e r e s n o t e n o u g h i cec r e am j o b s i n t h e w o rld. so m e o f y o u a re ac tu ally g o i n g to h a v e to work to fin d f u l f i l l me nt. 60. wH o i s s He? and w H y d o w e car e a b o ut He r ? 61. s u san b o y Le. its tHe b i g s c e n e i n s o meones l i f e , a n d i t s n o t a P l ay.th e j u d g e i s c r y i n g b ecause sh e s m o v e d b y t h e music, b u t a l s o s h e k n o w s thatperson has never had a ch a n c e . . . u n t i l ... 62. m a k i ng f u n o f ev ery tHi ng i s n t H ealt H y.m a k i ng f u n o f ev ery tHi ng and n o t ca r i n g a b o u t a ny tHing be c o mes Pr et t y em P t y. 63. tHe r e a s o n i t s i mPo r tant, isb e cau s e wH e n i t s y o u, you wa nt s o meo n e t o car e back . y o u wan t so m eo n e t ocon n e c t w i t H you. 64. em patHyrocks . 65. H i gH sc Ho oL: m o r e of a c Ha L- L e n g e? 66. y o u sH o u l d e i tH e r b e angry or a sH a m e d , b u t i t s e e ms likey o u j u s t d o n t g i v e a sH*t.we re teac H i n g yo u t Hi ngstH at yo u s H o u l d v e been tau g H t i n ju n i o r H i g H engli sH.ta k e o w n er sH i P o f y oured u cati on, an d o f c r i t i qu e s. 67. pL e a s e donte m pt yt He d raw e r. 68. con ne c t i o ns . t H e re s a m i sc o n c eP t i o n t Hat eve ry o n e s m ad e i t o n Hi s or H er o w n. tH i n k H o n e s t ly about H o w m a n y P e oP l e w o r ked t o get yo u H er e. 69. yo u o w e i t t o a l l tH e minimum wag e w o r k e r s wH o ca n t Have a n y tH i n g b e t t e r .y o u o we i t to th e 8-ye ar - oldk i d s a t the moses jackson cen te r w h o do n t h a v e c amer asfo r th e ir p h o to g ra ph y class.y o u o w e it to the security g u a rd you see at the b u i l d i n g every day. you owei t to your grandma. 70. y o u o we it t o me . 71. war n i n g : yo u r e ab o u t t o He a r so m e r ea l ly ba d w or ds. 72. c H u c k i e : n o . n o , n o no no . f * ck you, yo u d o n t o we it to you rsel f man, y ou ow e it to me. c uz to mo r row im gonna w a k e up and i ll be 5 0, and ill sti l l b e d o in th i s sh * t. and thats all r i g h t . t hats fine. i mean, youre sitti n o n a w i n n i n l o ttery tick - et. a nd y o u re to o much o f a p * ssy to ca s h it in , a n d th a t s bu llsh * t. c ause i d d o f * ckin anything to have w h a t y o u g o t. s o w o u ld any of the s e f * c kin g u ys. i t d be an insult to u s i f y o u re sti l l h ere i n 20 year s. h angin a r o un d h ere i s a f * ckin wa s t e o f y o ur time. 73. ben affLeck,use mo rewor ds. 74. t o n y at tH e m o s e s jack son cen te r i s g o n n a H av e t o w or k t e n ti m e s H a r d er t o g et wHata n y o

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