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I'M TELLING YOU - IF

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PEANlJTS

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by Charles M. Schulz

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by Jeff Millar & Bill Hindi '

I ACCONWHED TWICE ASf\UC.H A5 WALLY THI5 YEAR,BUT WE GOT EXN.TLY THE

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"'ThIs c.n't be pWILJt ._ Into the redo"

CLOSETO ••••• by John McPherson

Although she IuId •••••••• many horrendousgas-station rest •.••••• , Susan had a feeling

that this ••• would p down in infamy.

CLOSETO HOME by John McPhers(

~~ uAs soon as Mn. Feister began to read tl

minutes of the last meeting, the board mEben knew she wal not pine to work out

the new.secntIry.

THE FAMILY ClRCUS·~7;_.> ~... ';

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CLOSE TO HOME by John McPherson

Mfor her 12 years of sentce •• datapnceuor ••• for UJPllllc •••••• 3,789

records In _ •••••••••••••••••• wel-co_ our 1••••11) •••••• ,.., •••• Neall'

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CHEATING.

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NON SEQUITUR by Wiley

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I JUST WISHI KNEW

by Chari •• M. Schulz

DID EVERYoNE

GET THEIf~TEST £W:K?

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tile stuff he didn't want to read apln.

CLOSE TO __ by John McPherson

Pluggers try to plan ahead.

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"Oh, look, this get better .•• 'F' In history! Youeven flunk something not happen yet!"

You're a pluaer if you eet accepted to acollege your parents can' afford.

"I socialized them, I atfhomedth•••• and I validated theirself-esteem ••J didn't have time to tach tt.n anything."

FARCUS by Waisglass and CouIthart

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every ti •• ,.. ••••••••••••• "

PEANUTS

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WIth150 m" to10 ad r.tIpe setting in,•• ...., tined on his•••.••••••• device.

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CLOSETO HOME by John McPherson

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NOW WHEN WEACCOMPLI5~ ANY-

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