Halloween Jokes

What do the birds sing on Halloween?

Tweek or Tweet

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?

a squashed pumpkin pie

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

"Do you believe in people?"

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

Home Moaner’s Insurance

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately...

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

When you’re a mouse

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?

With scare spray...

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy bones

Who was the most famous French skeleton?

Napoleon bone-apart

Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

Because a dog was after its bones ...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN