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Sophomore Brian Gayehopes to penetrate intothe student government—- underdog style.

Bi' Eiiox Ht nxoxBBC Beat Writer\x .I (IIIIIIII Irineh. ‘II‘x'vpourid\yeakItIIg. lIrIari (iaye Iloexn‘t exactlyxtr‘tke you ax being that IIiIIei‘ent li’oittIIIIIxt III the ginx oti eampiix. In laet. Itwould probably be xIIIe tII xay that tIIIpercent III the guy x at I‘III'IIIIIIII tend IIIIII tlie “(Bay e" pei'xona.lillI there'x xIIriietliIiIg about thix(iaye IIIIII xtIIiile otit Iroiii IIII the otherguy x on L'tllllpllx Something. .xpeeial.\ ex. (iaye Ix indeed "xpeelal N IIII'lie Ix running Ioi‘ the nioxt eIIIetedpoxition iii the xtIiIIeIIt bodygmerriirient xttIIlent body prexident.\tiIl tInIIIrtIIIIIItely lor (iaye. hexcurrently in the underdog poxitioii.lighting .In tipliill IIIIttIe .Igamxt theIIllIt‘l‘ c‘ttlltlttlalex lItt' llle IUl‘.(iaye wouldn't take It arty other way."I eiitoy being In thix poxitiori."Iiaye xaIIl “My whole lite l'ye beendoing it thIx \\.I\. and I don't xee whythe rat e lot Slil’ xliotiIII changeanything. In tact. I Ielixli theopportunity III giye It anything hegot while I‘m rip Iigaiiixt the wall."\Iid It‘x a pretty big wall that (iaye\\Ill be tip IIgIIIIIxt ’l't‘i l)elt xIIr’IIrttyIIIeIIIbei’ \IIIIy litcli Ix I tIIIeIitlyahead. according to the IiItIIIIii.II polltaken by the IIIII tliIx week. holdinga t’itllllllItllIllllL‘ lead III the rich IlaIldy-xuppor‘ted xegineiit III tlie population.Ilet' propoerI policy III repainting allparking \l‘.Ik\'\ IIII eaIIIpIIx to

aecommodate l‘orIIe I‘\\'Ul'\lttli\ ixgaining Ii IIII ol la\IIr IIIIIIIngxt nioxt IIIthe xtudeiit body.But that doexn‘t phaxe (iaye any.lIe‘x tliruxtrng Ioi'ward with liixeIIiIipIIIgii III recruit more and morexiipporterx. whom Ire retei'x III ax"(iaye Men and \hIIIiieii,” And itnothing elxe. he hopex III xiiriply helpthoxe "(iayex" eome to the reaII/ationIII what tliey‘te been denying IIII thixtime: that they ‘re (iay e Men/Women."I tliitik a lot III people on this\‘lllliplh are al‘raid to ‘Illsl come out."(iaye mid. "and Iaee Iaetx: I‘m theirIIIIIII. .\ xIIIIIig. IIIreeItil than who willhe xiire to do thIIng lIIr them while IIIIIIIiee. Sure. there'll be It lot III giyeIiiid take iiiIoIIed. pei'liapx more giyethaii take III Iirxt; all people iiigoy erniiient iiitixt deal with that. ButI‘m willing III bend Iwer tor my peopleand w Ill go III the mat tor them."(iaye ix alxo III\ettiig the athleticone out there. trying III proye that hektiowx II thing or two about gettingpliy xIeIil III tIie eompany III men.“'l‘heie'x nothing I enjoy more thatitaking III an exhilarating game IIItackle IIIIIthIIIl with iin tnendx." (iayexaid. “’l'her'e‘x _Iiixt onIiethmg abotitbeing hit II'IIni behind by onIieonewith IIII III hix Ioiee while xIIirIeIineelxe tI'Iex III grab your ball. I‘m gettingI'IItIiei' hot iiixt lliiiikrrig about II. III tellyou the tnrtli."Without Ii doubt. (Faye has proventhat Iie hIix plenty III Hair. And .ny le..\Iid II kriaek IIII' Interior IleeoI‘IItmg.Hut he'x IIIII here to xhow IIII andpt‘tiriee around. lle'x lier‘e III prIII e that('aroliiia Ix elioek IiilI III "(iaye .\Ienand \\ IIiiieri" that. come election day.will come otit III tone and xtiek II IIIthe traditional xtiident IIIidygm eminent xy xteIII. hard and taxi.

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”I'll R.\~III-I.l I.I:PFRBrian Gaye. a sophomore In Women's Studies. poses for DTH. during a ralley for student government.

During the NBA LocutkoUNC basketball alums foundother means of incomeduring the NBA lockout.BI JIM Ht xI-r RSta“ WrIteI

I‘UI' xIItiIe loIiIiet I NC baxkethallplayer‘x. lite wax rough during theNH.\ lockout. Would-be rIIIIkIex likeVance (‘Iiner arid -\Iita\\ri .IIIiiiixawnwere xtI'IiggliIIg III liiiIl II way toatone. xitiee they were not allowedIII ngii any eontraetx until the laborIlixpitte wax i'exoly edIIII\\I‘\I:I'. Ilit‘xt‘ [Ilgtyetx IIIIIIIII xIIlttL‘L‘III onIie other. more well extIIlIIIxheIII'.\'(' playeix xueIi ax lIIIIIIeI' \ll--\IiIeI'itIIti and \H .\ xttpetxtar\ltt‘lit‘llt' IIIl‘Ilatt“\y e haye .Ilwayx IIeeiI lllxt' .I IaIiIIlyax IIIr lleelx. paxt and piexent."Jordan xIIIIl recently "'I Iiat‘xxonietliiiig tliat (‘oaeh Siiiilt .Ilwayxtaught iix. III come together like alaititly Iltir'irig ttIIIex III IieeII "Carter and .l.IIIiix.IwII certainlylIeiIeIIIeIl Il'tllll the help ol II'IeiIle like.loI'IIatI. Sham l’erkitix and Jerry(‘r'aekhotixtn all who lia\ e II xIIlIIltiiiaiieial baxe III Iielp them during thetime III riII iIIIIIIIIe.Ilowe\ei. the diio III toiwar'dxwouldn‘t liaye had thexe troublex liIIIIIltt‘y tlL‘L‘lthtl III \I;I_\ lll \L'IIINII lll\IL‘IILlIII opting IIII the WI \ dtal‘t IIx Iimiot‘xalter laxt xeaxIIn.“I t‘tllhl xpeak IIIi Vance. btit IliaIeIi't regretted my deeixion once."an eiier'getit‘ .lIIIIIIxIIwII xaitl, “I havebeen with my agent tor ox er IIItIr yearsnow. and I truxt him I think out cameII Ill be worthwhile III the long run.”

I'IiIIIituiiIitely. money Ironi theRam‘x elub booxterx only laxted .xolorig tor the two IIr,xt round drIiItpiekx. lamixawii and (‘arter had IIIliiid other Iiieaiix III Income andemploy IiIeIit beIore an agreement wasreached lIixt week. That'x whereJordan and l’erkirix eIIiIIe III."I tIltlIhI hexItIIte to help them out.".Iordari xaid. "We have always beenthere Ior one another during tInIex IIIneed, I didn't mind It hit. and plus Ineeded the help around the hotixe.".loi‘dan employed the two axIiIIIIrIteiiaIiee workei'x Iit Iiix iIIarIxion.allowing them III eleari III_x can andhome. l’ei'kiiix and ('i'aekhouxe alxohelped. proyidirig II place III xtay orIidd _|obx IIIr Ilietti."It hax been great. We haye beenplaying a lot III ball together andeIerythIIIg." ('artei' .xaid. “Jerry andSham hay e been more thanhoxpitahle. and Michelle ha.x gone or"III liix way III gtye ux work "At .lordan‘x nIIIIixIIIn. the two eoiildbeen xeen on their haiidx and krieexcleaning tIIIletx arid Iloorx. learningthe \aItie III a dollar. And Jordandidn‘t giye them any Ireebies . . theywere working IIIr minimum wage.l’ei‘kinx wax there IIx well. allowingJaiiiixawn to mow IiIx lawn. Iitid(‘raekhotixe gay e Iree xemitiarx IiridIorutiix IIII how III better taunt theopponent"I thought that I wax good III II. butman. ix he good." eyelaimed (‘artetxiIiIaiiioux III the Atlantic (‘IIaxt(‘IiIiIereiiee IIIr liix Iiiitiex. “He takex Itto II whole new leyel. The key Ixi'exeai'ehiiig the opponent. .leriy k’riow'xthings about other player‘x iiiotherxand relattrex that allow him III getIei'y InxtiItIIig and IIIIerixiy e."

DTII Jilly l"..\' III'I‘yII'.Vance Carter no longer has to sweepthe floors of MichelleJordan'sexpanswe mansron.The two haye xtIiyed buxy Whilethe IiiIriiIiIuIri—wage jobs didn't allowthe two III live the “NBA IiIe.xty'Ie" IIIat least three luxury earx. Ii J6! and amanxion. they Iound II way to x‘ury‘iy'e."l wax driying II Forde Excursionwhen I wax a sophomore III L‘NC. xothat'x not that big III a deal. And Carterhad It Range Rover.“ Jamisaw‘n said oIhix “ariiateur” playing day'x Iit (‘hapelIIiIl. "Actually; we're making Iexxmoney now than we ever did III IINC.”“Wait. you‘re not going III print thatare you?"So while we weep tor the guys whowere unemployed dun'rig thexe tryingtimex as NBA players. rest assuredthat two III them were doing Just tine.

Former Hoopsters Survive Rednecks Detected on

Campus, Hunt ContinuesStartling evidence hasprompted Public Safetyto eradicate a new breedof “Rednecks” on campusBI' Jor MI‘CAIII‘HI’HypocriteWhat‘x the one greatest Iear III anyTar Ilell thexe day'x‘.‘Running otit III Eyian'.’ Blowing IItire on one'.x Iiyeurxion. having noclue whatsoever as III how III change Itflat tire"?No. there Ix a greater fear thateonsumex the niindx III Tar Ilellxthexe dayx It IeIir so great that itehallengex III thIke down the Tar llellxy'xteiii to itx \ery totindation.Redneekx.Where there once xtood II xeeniinglyIiiiperietralIle wall againxt thexebIIxtIIrdx III xIIeIety. (‘arolma nowlindx iterI III the iiiidxt ol an IriyaxiotiIII tliexe tIIIeIIIxxed and unwantediiieIiilIei'x III our world. And the MMxhoeking I'eyelattoii III all. they .reIIeIeIIIping on the “inxide.”There are now IIII road triiekx IIIIeaiiipiix. with gun raekx. \‘RA xtiekerxIitid tiieiiibei'xhip Iagx to huntingxIIeieIiex. that are registered III juniorxand xetiiorxWe know. We'ye checked theirbackgroundsAnd a.x we all know. there i.x IIngoroiis Redneek Screening Program(RSPI that we all must paxx in order IIIenroll. Therel'ore. these aren‘t x‘implytranxplanted Rednecks: they'rehomegrown within UNC w allx."I wax try'ing III study last Mondaynight." a very dixtraught MindySmithson xaid. "w hen all of a .xudderithese guys who were watching

‘wt'extliiig‘ xtai'ted xet'eIiIIIIng III theroom Iieroxx the hall, ()Iie III themxaid. Iiiid I quote. 'SIIIne (‘old.\tixtin'x gonna whoop yo‘ axxl' ltw as III Irrible'“When I peeked my head out thedoor to look at them. could xee themdrinking Igaxpl beer Iitid eating Ioodxwith (in.pr IIIt III them and xereamingIII thexe Incredibly thick xouthernaeeeiitx. I gruxt eui‘led tip underneathIiiy bed IIIIII prayed tor the night toend! ("IIII'I we do anything???“Siriithxori eoneliided.I'ril'ontinately Ior many III ux. thexekmdx oI aeeotintx are Iriereaxing innumber. Laxt week. Public SaIerreeeiy ed II report III xIImeIine xhow Irigtip to hix politieal .xeieiiee elaxx inoyerallx. And not the (‘Iip kind. \‘o. lthexe were utilitarian. working»with—aiiitiialx Iy pe III erallx.The xuxpeet wax quickly w hixkeIlaway and arraigned by the (‘III'IIlitIa.luxtiee Hoard tor inappropriateuIineriny eIInIluet“People need to urider‘xtand thatbeing Ii Redneck doex riot xtr’tetly IIIIIII|\ e racixIII or chewing tobacco."an obyiouxly Ignorant xouree Ior TheOther Side xaid. ”There are \eryniIIIiy Intelligent people out there thatenroy watching Monday NightNitroux or going hunting or doingIIIIIIIIIx other thingx that are classifiedby students at (‘arolma ‘ax thingsRedneekx do.“Whatever.All we know at this point Ix thatthere are Rednecks amongxt Itx, It ixyour job. Itx a eitilen III the Carolinacommunity. to hunt thexe peopledown 7» be it your best Iriend orbrother or xixter — and turn them inimmediately .Do your part, Keep CarolinaRedneek- the

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BI‘ CIIOI’HIII i I St |\ IxAssistant HeaditorThe (‘ap clothing xtoi'e. \\lllL'll haxcarried the Ilag III popular L'IIIIUIU on\kaIIkliri Street loI \eai'x. “Ill beeloxtng itx IIIIIIi‘x III the worms IIIIIIItlIx.('ap eyet‘titiye I) \ et'I’iiIe thetlll‘t‘t'lttl III \UIIIlIk'II\ICIII IIIIL'I‘IIIIIIIH.cited one III the main I‘eaxoiix lot theclown: III a pt'exx utlllt'lHILC Monday“The inIiple laet Ix." Verl’nee xaIIl."that people. xtiIIleiItx expectally. hayextai‘ted to reaIi/e tliat haIiiIg a lot oI'\ery IIIeI‘prIeed ugly clothex dIIein'tmake you It better perxon. although thatix xtill IItIi‘ IIlliI‘Ial eIiIIIpaIIy pIIxItIIIri “(‘ai’olina IIiithIIritiex h.I\ e rexpoiidedIII the newx by IIIiiIixxIng II battalion otriot police and l' S. .»\I'my t'exet'y exnear II‘IIIerIIIty eIIIIII. according to(‘hIIneelIor Mike SIIIIIIIIkeI“VI e Ieel that tltix xittiatiIIII Ix critical.beeaiixe the poxxibility III a I'lttxc'rIItllxale Ix high." he xaid. pointing otit theeyeritx III I)et I‘M" when two (‘apeIIIxeout xIIlex near another tiriI\ei'xityeampiix killed nearly ISII xtiIdentx IIIthe lirxt halt liIIiIr alIItteINC pxyehology protexxoi IIIIaI‘uloy It eoiiipareIl the beliayioralpattertix III thoxe III the atIIII/IIii tree»dwelling monkey. \ylioxe behainIr' IIImating xeaxon eloxely xItIItIlIItex thextttdentx ItIIIIlyeII III the I‘I‘V ( ‘ap notx.Word ol the IiiIIiItiieIIt ('IIp eloxirighax \pt'ead like \yIIIltIi'e through thextudent body III ITNL‘. where onexttident, an Independent. hax alreadybeen killed. The xtIiIIerit e\pr'exxedtlt‘ltglll met the I'IIletI}: III the xtote.xayiiig "Thank god. \IIittika IIaxpreIIIIlI-Il." Iiixt belore he \\.l\ killed.\eeordriig to iini\eixr'y .ttllllllll'xtI'IItorx. the iiitiI'IIeI' Ix iIIIl\ a mix-demeanor; due to II little-known rule Iiithe (‘liapel llell xI.ItIItt-x that xtatexanyone exprexxrng an unpopularopinion. xay trig anything oiitxide III the”UH” or "eoriiIIIiIIIIIatIng through anyIiIeatix an opinion lIeIIl IIx ottenxiye byanyone" ix xubieet to pIiIIIxIIIIIerit bydeath III the liandx III an angry mob\‘y'hile iiIIIxt xtiideritx appeared to beIIiaIIitainIIIg xaiiity IIII the time being.I‘NC t‘lteerleIIIIet' and Kappa Kappa|)iriga Doriga Lambda l‘l'tIIHItllllIUxorority pr'exiderit .laiie Q l'axywarned III the coming danger It the(‘ap doex not rethink Itx deeixion“lake. IIII my god IIlI my god. Il. like.the (‘itp'x \tIIr'e on Skaiikliii Street.like. uni. eloxex and xtuIl. like. therewill like nioxt tiL‘lIlllIL‘l\ be. like. a notand xtutt." .xhe xaid. hammering homeher argument with the .igtvIIlIl eyeprexxion. “like. gag me with a xpooii'"

Hysteria hits campusAs Michellelordan leaves the NBA.reports of suICIde are tricklIng Infrom all over campus Counselorsam standing by at 55% NOW

“/ could havebeen saved. Ifon/yjordan had notdestroyed my lifeby leavmg theNBA. ‘~UNC studentBeer runs dry in ‘Hell’“Top of the Hell" runs out of beerand IS forced to close their doors.Frat Court IS holding a candle lightvrgil for the taps to start running.Tomorrow’s Weather

Cold;Won’t you be there?Weekend: probably cold:look out your window

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year that the battle w on't men beclose. Let‘s just face the l‘ticts.’We Suck.We‘ve tlll't‘ddy’ lost l'our glimes. to

the likes of teams that in ptist yeirrsweren't lit to lick the scum ol'l' ourteam-supplied Nikeys. We're heiidiriginto the grime following .1 l.‘1»poirrtloss against Maryland. on ourhomecourt. Lit that.Tar Hells. it does not look good lor

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booty. They‘re dedicated. They ‘rcwell—informed ot goings<on in thecollege basketball community.

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Protesters?s thingscontinue tobrew in theMiddle liust. I findthe uctrons ol~ riiypeers. or lack thereof. completely LippiillrngWhy aren‘t we protesting" This wiirprovides the perfect opportunity tor us l'.L'Hells to get off our pathetic. worthless. goodtor-nothing. spoiled-rotten. coddledrto.obnoxious. stuck-up. tliirik-tliLit-beL-Liirscwe're~the-oldest-school-iirukesusvthc-w Lscstschool. haughty. tree-riding. (lplllltintllt‘tl.backseat-driving. wunt-to-throwour»opinions-in—where-they—don‘t»belong. tree—hugging. vegetarian. Evian-drinking. Llon‘tvreully-have-a-grusp—oncurrent-L11ems-burrpretend-we-do—uny w 11y asses Lllltl light thiscurrent engagement we h;1\ L1 with the lr.inswith everything we li;1ye.But why. do you ask .’ That's .1 goodquestion. Finding 11 clear 11nd Llel'rniiblc 1L1.isorias to why we should protest thcsc Lictions w illbe tough to do. Bill has it eyer stopped rrsbel'ore‘.’ Hell no.Since we hit the hand that l‘eeLls us bylighting the sweatshop thing w rtli Nikey.there has been little to protest.Sure. we could‘ye protested the supposedactions of Hanson Terrance. our women' ssoccer coach who was reported to buy csexually harassed two. it not morL1.ol hisplayers. For years we‘ye heard stories

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READERS’ FORUMthe Diilly Tar Hell resents any type of readercomments and criticrsm. Letters to the editorshould be no shorter than 4.000 words anddowlespaced, collated.re-verrfied and foldedthrice length Wise when neatly put apologeticnlty into our little brown box. you punylittle being Students should out then year.111.1101 and blood type on the letter.l'aculty .well. we never print faculty lettersanyway. so don't worry about it. the DTHthe right to son on your lousy wrrtng‘ ..ir‘LLt vom- it in your face lor the wholeL CiilllDtlS to see Bring your letters to the DTHoffice at Suite 6.66. Carolina Dislunctron.to. like. the old people til the g.1mes andbut it they lrnLl it in their heurts toscrew rrs students oyer like they.ilw.iys Llo. tlt.it would be pretty cool ol ‘

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Ode to OurAthletics

. l lhouglrr tlt.it lnumerous l \'(‘sorticthing to llll their rrre.inirigless liyL'sl'hrs is .1 poeirt l w.is inspired to 1.1lter' .inotlrcr winning gLLmL‘

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l:\l this point I lcel i must Iiipscriilo ycrse Pardon my heroic couplct.w rth .1pologies to proper itrmbicpentiimeterl'l'he strirri. l l’ecl. is yellow.l.elt by 11 tuctlcss tellow.llrs hiiir griiy with remorseNothing like his cousin. ol course.

...UNC will be placedunder my absolute

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DTH is NotStudent-run?'1L) THli lilll'l'UR.l um shocked and Lippiillcd oy er the recentevents (or may be not so reccnli gorrig on .itthe l);nly 'lilit‘ llcll.l was under the impression tlt.it the l)'l His n studentrrrn. \llltlL‘lllW‘l'lllL‘ll new sp.ipcr.But now I come to find otrt llltll you hirewriting couches 11nd lull<trmc businesspeople to ltlkt‘ crirc ot your money 'I think it is s.rd when the students L1l ourline institrrtton L‘nnnot w the wrtlrorrt .1 couchto correct those pesky griimmLir mistiikeslespecrnlly tiller thut “tir‘irmmiir Skimmcrh.ind crin‘t budget the littltt‘llltclttsclycsMaybe you .1“ should tlllll being such ".l-, school" snobs .irid r'cLiL‘lr out to somestudents in rrilith .‘inLl screnLc to help yout'rgure out .idLliirg. subrriictltrg.L rrtirllrplrcutroii .iriLl Lliy isiorr.And its t.1r' .‘l\ the w rttrng L‘oLthcs well.we Llll know tlt.it l rrglish rri.1|ors h.r\ c the1 goods .is t.1r 11s reLrl w rrtirrg goes. so pcthIpsrecruiting ii l‘ew to help you otrt would be .1good ltlL‘d.l'iitil such .1 time .rs the piper is trrlly\ltltlt‘ltl'l’lllt. i'clnsc to rcud the Hill .LiiLlin protest will drink beer hi my lrrrr houserrnttl l puss otrtProtests Lin 1 big LlL;1l erL .11 l .\(. .irlrLtinyone who would likL 1L1 iorii mrnL L.1rt doso cyery l‘rrLl.1\ .rtrLl S.itrrrLl.iy .11 .111\ ol themiiny. mLiriy lrLitcrrirly houses on lr.1rrlliri\‘treet ‘l'h.uik you

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Colors in Needof a Change'l'() 'l‘llli lil)l H )R.l Lint writing 111 response to the .llllL lcllllll uppenred III the .l.1n ll L‘Llitron ot llrL~l);iily 'l‘L1r' llL‘ll. "ll.1skcll1.1ll lL‘.1nr to getnew umt‘orms.”1 l think tlt.it it is. like. toi.illy super il1.irl our w .1y cute rind brill tricrr's briskL-tlxillteam is getting cool new llllt’thl\ lliir.like. w lrrle they‘re .11 it. do you tliriik theycould. like. niliybe ch.1rigc the colors. too'[ l mc'Lin. bLiby blue .inLl white lll.ll rs.' llkL‘. .stt ltlsl )t‘ul. .1\llil l‘t'\ltlt.‘\. lltosL'colors tlTL‘ tottrlly not lltittcrrng. l look.like. so birth in blue I mc.rn. not tlt.it lcould eycr look b.1Ll or .rrtyrhrng. bill. youknow . ~lust kind ol w.ishch1ur.()k. sol know tlt.it it seems like .1 lot torisk the school to chLingc its colors lor Justone person. brrl it‘s rcL1l|y not rust iricl.Ikc eycryonc l know tlgtccs. L‘schiLLllymy (iottu (icttu l).ir.i sisters .\l.iybc thetenth . 11nd the school could try .1 niceshude ol red or sortiethirig l.rkc .Llrriosleyer'yonc looks lit lL‘.ist ()l\' in red. youknow '.’Any way. it there is .iriythirig Loi LinyoiiL-1I can do. Just. like. let me know. tlls' 111m. lrkc.;1wriy greiit lushron L‘Uttl'tlllldltlt

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