WELCOME TO HELLWELCOME TO HELL

ENJOY YOUR STAYENJOY YOUR STAY

YOU WILL BE HEREYOU WILL BE HERE

FOR A WHILE………FOR A WHILE………

THE FIRST LEVEL: LOBBYTHE FIRST LEVEL: LOBBY

II awoke upon a dolly, awoke upon a dolly,

Strapped upon the metal contraption.Strapped upon the metal contraption.

In no ordinary way was I strapped upon her;In no ordinary way was I strapped upon her;

No, there were meat hooks in my back,No, there were meat hooks in my back,

Trapping my inhumane soulTrapping my inhumane soul

For hour upon painful hour.For hour upon painful hour.

Funny, I remark as if I could tell time,Funny, I remark as if I could tell time,

But there are no clocks within my sightBut there are no clocks within my sight

For clocks only bring about hope of the end.For clocks only bring about hope of the end.

From the looks of this place,From the looks of this place,

There will be no end…There will be no end…

Fast approaching my person is a woman,Fast approaching my person is a woman,

And I recognize her person instantlyAnd I recognize her person instantly

For she is my wife, my eternal beloved.For she is my wife, my eternal beloved.

She falls atop my body of damnation eternal,She falls atop my body of damnation eternal,Brushing her skin upon my own.Brushing her skin upon my own.

Suddenly, her face begins to waste away,Suddenly, her face begins to waste away,

Revealing a face resembling thatRevealing a face resembling that

Of a rarely worn coatOf a rarely worn coat

That lies lonely, save for the mothsThat lies lonely, save for the moths

That have taken it upon themselvesThat have taken it upon themselves

To lacerate and wretchedly redefineTo lacerate and wretchedly redefine

The topography of the once breathtaking,The topography of the once breathtaking,

Beautiful winter coat that used toBeautiful winter coat that used to

Warm you from the cold andWarm you from the cold and

Protect you from the Rhino Virus.Protect you from the Rhino Virus.

Her face was now hideous,Her face was now hideous,

Quite the sight to behold.Quite the sight to behold.

Tears of blood streamed from her eyesTears of blood streamed from her eyes

As she howled, much like the harpies call,As she howled, much like the harpies call,

““Welcome to Hell my beloved,Welcome to Hell my beloved,

We hope you will enjoy your stay!”We hope you will enjoy your stay!”

She cackled at the last part,She cackled at the last part,

Her head whipping back in laughter.Her head whipping back in laughter.

Hell…no…I can’t be in HellHell…no…I can’t be in Hell

““Yes…as it goesYes…as it goes

God never forsake you, howeverGod never forsake you, however

You forsake God.You forsake God.

Your punishment is eternalYour punishment is eternal

And begins here.And begins here.

As with all new arrivals in this place,As with all new arrivals in this place,

You will be stripped of your color vision asYou will be stripped of your color vision as

Well as your peripheral vision.Well as your peripheral vision.

You never saw good deeds as worthYou never saw good deeds as worth

When you were upon the Earth.When you were upon the Earth.

You were colorblind then and thatYou were colorblind then and that

Colorblindness becomes eternal here,Colorblindness becomes eternal here,

As all things become in Hell,As all things become in Hell,

Eternal…”Eternal…”

She once again roared with malevolenceShe once again roared with malevolence

As the canines in her mouthAs the canines in her mouth

Became noticeably more saber-like.Became noticeably more saber-like.

She lunged forward, piercing my eyesShe lunged forward, piercing my eyes

With her fangs, pumping them full of black.With her fangs, pumping them full of black.

When she arose she smiled and said:When she arose she smiled and said:““MY NAME IS ERESHKIGAL”MY NAME IS ERESHKIGAL”

THE SECOND LEVEL: THE TARRED AND FEATHEREDTHE SECOND LEVEL: THE TARRED AND FEATHERED

TThe last thing I remember he last thing I remember

Is that damn niggerIs that damn nigger

Runnin’ ‘cross my lawn with that damn Jew.Runnin’ ‘cross my lawn with that damn Jew.

Makes me sick.Makes me sick.

Where the hell am I anyway?Where the hell am I anyway?

Am I dead?Am I dead?

If I am, then this must be heaven,If I am, then this must be heaven,

Cause there’s one of them niggersCause there’s one of them niggers

Over there getting’ what he deserves:Over there getting’ what he deserves:

Hims getting’ tarred and feathered!Hims getting’ tarred and feathered!

Woowee! This sure is nice,Woowee! This sure is nice,

I can smell nigger skin coo—I can smell nigger skin coo—

What’s that other smell?What’s that other smell?

Wait, why can’t I move.Wait, why can’t I move.

I can feel bark behind my head.I can feel bark behind my head.

Am I tied to a tree?Am I tied to a tree?

Well, that there feller over yonder isWell, that there feller over yonder is

Tied to a cross.Tied to a cross.

That must be it.That must be it.

I must be tied to a cross for my goodness.I must be tied to a cross for my goodness.

But what’s that there burnin’ smell?But what’s that there burnin’ smell?

I’ll ask that other who’s tied to a cross.I’ll ask that other who’s tied to a cross.

““Hey! Hey you!” Why won’t he answer?Hey! Hey you!” Why won’t he answer?

““He won’t answer” the nigger mumbled.He won’t answer” the nigger mumbled.

The man lifted his eyes…they were black,The man lifted his eyes…they were black,

I swear to ya, as black as his skin.I swear to ya, as black as his skin.

He began to mumble once more,He began to mumble once more,

Stoppin’ every now again to wince at pain:Stoppin’ every now again to wince at pain:

““Welcome to Hell you fucking cracker!Welcome to Hell you fucking cracker!

You see your friend over there,You see your friend over there,

He’s about to burn on the cross,He’s about to burn on the cross,

Though I’m sure someone like youThough I’m sure someone like you

Knows all about cross burning.”Knows all about cross burning.”

Hell…no…I can’t be in no Hell!Hell…no…I can’t be in no Hell!

““Listen you nigger, I ain’t in no Hell,Listen you nigger, I ain’t in no Hell,

Cause I ain’t done nothin’ wrong!”Cause I ain’t done nothin’ wrong!”

““HA!” He cackled. “You know, for being aHA!” He cackled. “You know, for being a

No good, son of a bitch cracker, youNo good, son of a bitch cracker, you

Think you’re pretty smart don’t you?Think you’re pretty smart don’t you?

No, you are as idiotic as they come.No, you are as idiotic as they come.

This is our punishment, CRACKER!This is our punishment, CRACKER!

You didn’t believe in God’s law of equalityYou didn’t believe in God’s law of equality

So you must suffer for all eternity!”So you must suffer for all eternity!”

““It probably gets better after while, don’t it?”It probably gets better after while, don’t it?”

““The rulers of this placeThe rulers of this place

Make sure it doesn’t. Every time you start toMake sure it doesn’t. Every time you start to

Think, ‘Oh, this isn’t so bad’ or ‘Oh,Think, ‘Oh, this isn’t so bad’ or ‘Oh,

I’m starting to get used to this’, theyI’m starting to get used to this’, they

Wipe your memory clean of allWipe your memory clean of all

Memories of the pain. That way, youMemories of the pain. That way, you

Never become unreceptive to the pain”Never become unreceptive to the pain”

I began to feel my feet getting’ hot.I began to feel my feet getting’ hot.

I looked down to see that they were on fire.I looked down to see that they were on fire.

I screamed and cried for relief from the painI screamed and cried for relief from the pain

As the man, cackling with laughter said:As the man, cackling with laughter said:““MY NAME IS MICHAEL X”MY NAME IS MICHAEL X”

THE THIRD LEVEL: ITCHTHE THIRD LEVEL: ITCHWould ever get into heaven.Would ever get into heaven.

OH! Tristian you are a genius!OH! Tristian you are a genius!

I’ll ask him how he got into heaven.I’ll ask him how he got into heaven.

What a great way to break the ice!What a great way to break the ice!

Let me call him over here.Let me call him over here.

““Mr. Havok!” Hmmm…interesting,Mr. Havok!” Hmmm…interesting,

There seems to be no response.There seems to be no response.

Let me walk over there to him.Let me walk over there to him.

Wait…WHY CAN’T I MOVE?!?Wait…WHY CAN’T I MOVE?!?

My feet, they are burning;My feet, they are burning;

Oh dear God they itch.Oh dear God they itch.

Holy shit, why are there fucking antsHoly shit, why are there fucking ants

All over my feet.All over my feet.

Oh my God, they are Bulldog Ants…Oh my God, they are Bulldog Ants…

Holy shit, HOLY SHIT! They are gettingHoly shit, HOLY SHIT! They are getting

Further and further up my skin.Further and further up my skin.

WWoe is the one who commits himselfoe is the one who commits himself

To the self-rejuvenating act of self-mutilating.To the self-rejuvenating act of self-mutilating.

Wait, this isn’t my room…Wait, this isn’t my room…

Where are my posters?Where are my posters?

Where are my knives?Where are my knives?

Where is my—O my God…is that…no…Where is my—O my God…is that…no…

Is that DAVEY HAVOK!Is that DAVEY HAVOK!

Oh my God. I must be in heaven.Oh my God. I must be in heaven.

Okay, Tristian, don’t blow this.Okay, Tristian, don’t blow this.

I honestly never thought Davey HavokI honestly never thought Davey Havok

In Hell, you are already dead…”In Hell, you are already dead…”

OH MY FUCKING GOD…they itchOH MY FUCKING GOD…they itch

Maybe if I just itched a little at the back…Maybe if I just itched a little at the back…

Ahhhhhh…that’s a little better…wait…Ahhhhhh…that’s a little better…wait…

NO…NOOOOOOO…MY HANDS!NO…NOOOOOOO…MY HANDS!

They are sticking to the back of my back!They are sticking to the back of my back!

This can’t be heaven…no…This can’t be heaven…no…

This must be Hell…wait…This must be Hell…wait…

Hell…no…I can’t be in Hell!Hell…no…I can’t be in Hell!

This isn’t fair! But why am I in Hell?This isn’t fair! But why am I in Hell?

I heard a sudden crackling of laughter.I heard a sudden crackling of laughter.

I looked left and right, but no voice couldI looked left and right, but no voice could

Be found to place the laughter upon.Be found to place the laughter upon.

I heard the laughter once moreI heard the laughter once more

Before realizing it came from my left ear.Before realizing it came from my left ear.

It began to speak to me:It began to speak to me:

““Do you know why you are here?”Do you know why you are here?”

All I could do was scream from the painAll I could do was scream from the pain

Handed to me upon a silver platterHanded to me upon a silver platter

By the bulldog ants surrounding my core.By the bulldog ants surrounding my core.

““You slowly and intentionally becameYou slowly and intentionally became

Destructive towards the body given by God.Destructive towards the body given by God.

You saw no wrong in small lacerations uponYou saw no wrong in small lacerations upon

Your own skin, why should you care now?”Your own skin, why should you care now?”

Ants began to crawl into my eyesockets.Ants began to crawl into my eyesockets.

Funny, I didn’t see them coming out of theFunny, I didn’t see them coming out of the

Corner of my eye. It was like I hadCorner of my eye. It was like I had

Lost my peripheral vision, and myLost my peripheral vision, and my

Color vision seems to—OH GOD!Color vision seems to—OH GOD!

Ants were never meant to go whereAnts were never meant to go where

They just went. As I looked up, tearsThey just went. As I looked up, tears

Streaming down the tears, the ant said:Streaming down the tears, the ant said:

““Have no fear of death throughout,Have no fear of death throughout,

THE FOURTH LEVEL: USE FOR THE USELESS USEFULTHE FOURTH LEVEL: USE FOR THE USELESS USEFULSounding their calls as if theySounding their calls as if they

Were worth what water’s worth.Were worth what water’s worth.

They are pissing me off.They are pissing me off.

USELESS BIRDS, STOP SCREECHING!USELESS BIRDS, STOP SCREECHING!

But they don’t stop.But they don’t stop.

I suppose I was a nice guy in life.I suppose I was a nice guy in life.

I don’t doubt that I’m dead andI don’t doubt that I’m dead and

From the unending blood-curdling shrieksFrom the unending blood-curdling shrieks

Of the snakes with wings, I take itOf the snakes with wings, I take it

That I am in Hell.That I am in Hell.

Well, I guess I had betterWell, I guess I had better

Take a good look around, this is probablyTake a good look around, this is probably

Going to be my home for a long time.Going to be my home for a long time.

As I take one step forward, somberlyAs I take one step forward, somberly

Dragging my right foot ahead of my left,Dragging my right foot ahead of my left,

A bird cage falls around me.A bird cage falls around me.

II open my eyes and notice thatopen my eyes and notice that

I am no longer trapped withinI am no longer trapped within

The confines of my home.The confines of my home.

There are owls flying all around me,There are owls flying all around me,

““What the hell?” I say intentionally andWhat the hell?” I say intentionally and

Purposefully to myself. “What’s going on?”Purposefully to myself. “What’s going on?”

I was surprisingly answered by a woman,I was surprisingly answered by a woman,

Possessing possessive black eyes and aPossessing possessive black eyes and a

Red-haired head holding in place her face.Red-haired head holding in place her face.

Her beauty was naught, for she appearedHer beauty was naught, for she appeared

As one would think would look a hag,As one would think would look a hag,

Dressed in garments of hideous attireDressed in garments of hideous attire

And possessing much more jewelry thanAnd possessing much more jewelry than

One should ever need, especiallyOne should ever need, especially

In a place such as this, such as Hell.In a place such as this, such as Hell.

She responded to my question simply:She responded to my question simply:

““What will I get should I tell youWhat will I get should I tell you

Where you are and why you became to beWhere you are and why you became to be

And how much pain shall be your feeAnd how much pain shall be your fee

For the things on Earth you have done?”For the things on Earth you have done?”

I quickly understood…my only crime on thisI quickly understood…my only crime on this

Earth…it was simply greed.Earth…it was simply greed.

““No”, I responded to her response,No”, I responded to her response,

““I already realize I am in here forI already realize I am in here for

My greedy nature, which I cannot deny thatMy greedy nature, which I cannot deny that

I undoubtedly possess. I was just—”I undoubtedly possess. I was just—”

She roared with laughter of a deed tone,She roared with laughter of a deed tone,

Heavy on the ears and the fears of man.Heavy on the ears and the fears of man.

““You are not in here for greed! You are inYou are not in here for greed! You are in

This place because you misused the use ofThis place because you misused the use of

Others in quest for your own useless greed.Others in quest for your own useless greed.

You have perverted God-given freewillYou have perverted God-given freewill

And as such, you will never leave this cage,And as such, you will never leave this cage,

Which will become smaller everyday.Which will become smaller everyday.

Owls will forever pierce your ears with voiceOwls will forever pierce your ears with voice

And their beaks will forever rip your skin.”And their beaks will forever rip your skin.”She laughed once more as I recognized her. Her name was Mammon.She laughed once more as I recognized her. Her name was Mammon.

THE FIFTH LEVEL: JUST ONE SHORT OF ‘GOD’THE FIFTH LEVEL: JUST ONE SHORT OF ‘GOD’““I should have killed that bitch”, he griped.I should have killed that bitch”, he griped.

Truth be told, he knew why he hadn’t.Truth be told, he knew why he hadn’t.

Dylan had a major attraction to Valeen,Dylan had a major attraction to Valeen,

And although she never truly gave him theAnd although she never truly gave him the

Correct answer to his: “Do you believe inCorrect answer to his: “Do you believe in

God”, she was still the most breathtakingGod”, she was still the most breathtaking

Women he had ever seen.Women he had ever seen.

He was not sure was Eric was, andHe was not sure was Eric was, and

He didn’t really care where he was either.He didn’t really care where he was either.

For him, no place on or below Earth couldFor him, no place on or below Earth could

Be as bad as the Hell-hole he hadBe as bad as the Hell-hole he had

Thought Earth to be. And indeed it was.Thought Earth to be. And indeed it was.

But compared to what Dylan Klebold wasBut compared to what Dylan Klebold was

About to endure, a few dozen emotionallyAbout to endure, a few dozen emotionally

Painful and malicious shots atPainful and malicious shots at

His self-esteem would seem as naught.His self-esteem would seem as naught.

DDylan Klebold woke unable to see what wasylan Klebold woke unable to see what was

Coming from the corner of his eye.Coming from the corner of his eye.

He only remembered that single face fromHe only remembered that single face from

His and Eric Harris’s massacre.His and Eric Harris’s massacre.

Her name was Valeen Schnurr, andHer name was Valeen Schnurr, and

She was beautiful. He had decided not to killShe was beautiful. He had decided not to kill

Her, but perhaps that was a mistake.Her, but perhaps that was a mistake.

Suddenly, he saw her; Dylan saw Valeen.Suddenly, he saw her; Dylan saw Valeen.

He didn’t understand, but he did not care.He didn’t understand, but he did not care.

He smiled maliciously. He began to think:He smiled maliciously. He began to think:

““There is none around my body. Well,There is none around my body. Well,

As of right this very second anyway.”As of right this very second anyway.”

He chuckled at the last part, then began toHe chuckled at the last part, then began to

Formulate a plan in his mind, which hadFormulate a plan in his mind, which had

Always been exceptionally bright for someAlways been exceptionally bright for some

Of the fucked-up things he had done.Of the fucked-up things he had done.

How best to procure a raping of Valeen?How best to procure a raping of Valeen?

No sooner had this terrific thought crossedNo sooner had this terrific thought crossed

The threshold of Dylan Klebold’s mind,The threshold of Dylan Klebold’s mind,

Than Valeen began to float over towardsThan Valeen began to float over towards

Dylan, her back turned towards him so asDylan, her back turned towards him so as

Not to ruin the surprise of a lifetime.Not to ruin the surprise of a lifetime.

Dylan had no idea what to think.Dylan had no idea what to think.

Here was this beautiful woman that he hadHere was this beautiful woman that he had

Adored since his youth, floating backwardsAdored since his youth, floating backwards

And completely nude. Then she turned.And completely nude. Then she turned.

Just the side view was enough to makeJust the side view was enough to make

Dylan lose his breakfast he had eatenDylan lose his breakfast he had eaten

At the bowling alley earlier that morning.At the bowling alley earlier that morning.

She was disgusting, her entire front coveredShe was disgusting, her entire front covered

From head to toe in maggots,From head to toe in maggots,

Save for her face. Thank God, her beautifulSave for her face. Thank God, her beautiful

Face was untouched, unharmed, unscathed.Face was untouched, unharmed, unscathed.

She began to speak, her mouth revealingShe began to speak, her mouth revealing

Smells that make even vultures wince:Smells that make even vultures wince:

““Dylan Klebold, you have committed the actDylan Klebold, you have committed the act

Of causing unapologetic death towards theOf causing unapologetic death towards the

Defenseless. As you so thoroughly enjoyedDefenseless. As you so thoroughly enjoyed

Raping the lives of the innocent with bullets,Raping the lives of the innocent with bullets,You will now be raped.” She mounted him, maggot juice ripping across Dylan’s tears.You will now be raped.” She mounted him, maggot juice ripping across Dylan’s tears.

THE SIXTH LEVEL: THE LAIR OF HALLOWED HOLLOWSTHE SIXTH LEVEL: THE LAIR OF HALLOWED HOLLOWS

LLucifer’s lair was quite the site to holducifer’s lair was quite the site to hold

Before one’s sight, with more concubinesBefore one’s sight, with more concubines

And Earthly pleasures than one couldAnd Earthly pleasures than one could

Ever imagine. Here was Ever imagine. Here was thethe fallen angel: fallen angel:

The man whose name in Latin translates toThe man whose name in Latin translates to

““Light Bringer”, the subject John Milton’sLight Bringer”, the subject John Milton’s

Epic Christian work of artistic poetry,Epic Christian work of artistic poetry,

Paradise LostParadise Lost, and the only man who was, and the only man who was

Bold enough to think for a second he couldBold enough to think for a second he could

Take down his creator and was able toTake down his creator and was able to

Brilliantly rally his fellow vengefulBrilliantly rally his fellow vengeful

Archangels to help him achieve this feat.Archangels to help him achieve this feat.

Here was the undisputed tyrannical lordHere was the undisputed tyrannical lord

Of all six levels of the valley of death.Of all six levels of the valley of death.

Here was the great and mighty Satan,Here was the great and mighty Satan,

Getting felt-up by whores with horns.Getting felt-up by whores with horns.

As I walked into his lair, which, mind you,As I walked into his lair, which, mind you,

Encompassed the entire sixth level of Hell,Encompassed the entire sixth level of Hell,

I noticed his figure looked remarkablyI noticed his figure looked remarkably

Different from what I had been told of him.Different from what I had been told of him.

His body was not disgusting, thoughHis body was not disgusting, though

Charred flesh was all that coveredCharred flesh was all that covered

What is not seen by the lightWhat is not seen by the light

(He sat upon his throne in nudist state).(He sat upon his throne in nudist state).

It was almost human-like…but how?It was almost human-like…but how?

I also noticed that, unlike every otherI also noticed that, unlike every other

Occupant of Hell, Satan had eyesOccupant of Hell, Satan had eyes

Which held the color of a bloody redWhich held the color of a bloody red

Instead of a dead, Hellish black.Instead of a dead, Hellish black.

His hair was quite long, and whenHis hair was quite long, and when

I asked him why his hair was so long,I asked him why his hair was so long,

He replied with perfectly healthy gums and aHe replied with perfectly healthy gums and a

Brilliantly blinding white smile thatBrilliantly blinding white smile that

Pleased even the damned in Hell.Pleased even the damned in Hell.

Worshiping themselves, as Lucifer is a lotWorshiping themselves, as Lucifer is a lot

Like everyone on the face of the planet,Like everyone on the face of the planet,

To a certain degree.To a certain degree.

I had lost track of why I was even in theI had lost track of why I was even in the

Lair of Lucifer, but I had also lost care.Lair of Lucifer, but I had also lost care.

I suppose my reason fled with my careI suppose my reason fled with my care

Because I agreed to have a drink with Him.Because I agreed to have a drink with Him.

The next thing I know, Lucifer has meThe next thing I know, Lucifer has me

On the ground, and he is ripping apart myOn the ground, and he is ripping apart my

Face, creating holes with whole bitesFace, creating holes with whole bites

Straight out of my flesh.Straight out of my flesh.

I could do nothing, for the drink had been aI could do nothing, for the drink had been a

Cocktail of GHB, PCP, and Meth.Cocktail of GHB, PCP, and Meth.

Looking up, with blood streamingLooking up, with blood streaming

From his eyes just as much as his mouth,From his eyes just as much as his mouth,

Lucifer, with a grief-stricken tone, proclaimedLucifer, with a grief-stricken tone, proclaimed

I could see why people could worship Satan;I could see why people could worship Satan;

By worshiping Satan, they were really onlyBy worshiping Satan, they were really only

““For now, not only hath you For now, not only hath you forsaken God, but God hath also forsaken God, but God hath also forsaken you, just as he did me.”forsaken you, just as he did me.”

THE END…THE END…

PEOPLE OF HELL (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE):•ERESHKIGAL: the Mesopotamian Goddess of death and the Underworld.ERESHKIGAL: the Mesopotamian Goddess of death and the Underworld.

•MICHAEL X: The leader of the Black Power movement in Britain. In 1967, he was the first non-MICHAEL X: The leader of the Black Power movement in Britain. In 1967, he was the first non-white to be charged and imprisoned under England’s Race Relations Act. This Act was created to white to be charged and imprisoned under England’s Race Relations Act. This Act was created to stop Britain’s black and Asian populations from being discriminated against. Convicted of murder in stop Britain’s black and Asian populations from being discriminated against. Convicted of murder in 1972, he was executed by a hangman’s noose in 1975 in Port of Spain’s Royal Gaol.1972, he was executed by a hangman’s noose in 1975 in Port of Spain’s Royal Gaol.

•DAVEY HAVOK: The front man for alternative rock band AFI (A Fire Inside). Though a known and DAVEY HAVOK: The front man for alternative rock band AFI (A Fire Inside). Though a known and active member of the Straight Edge movement (no promiscuous sex or drug usage), his lyrics have active member of the Straight Edge movement (no promiscuous sex or drug usage), his lyrics have been described as dark and incredibly dismal. He talks about self-mutilating upon himself in a been described as dark and incredibly dismal. He talks about self-mutilating upon himself in a many number of his lyrics, as well as suicide.many number of his lyrics, as well as suicide.

•MAMMON: The personification of human wealth and greed. She is considered by many in the MAMMON: The personification of human wealth and greed. She is considered by many in the Christian faith to be a spirit, or a demon if you will, that causes you to possessed by the wanting of Christian faith to be a spirit, or a demon if you will, that causes you to possessed by the wanting of material goods from this world.material goods from this world.

•DYLAN KLEBOLD: Along with best friend Eric Harris, he was responsible for the fourth worst DYLAN KLEBOLD: Along with best friend Eric Harris, he was responsible for the fourth worst school killing in US history, and the worst at a high school. Frequently bullied and social outcasts, school killing in US history, and the worst at a high school. Frequently bullied and social outcasts, Dylan and Eric even went so far as to claim membership in a group known as: “The Trenchcoat Dylan and Eric even went so far as to claim membership in a group known as: “The Trenchcoat Mafia”, Mafia”, although they had no particular connection with the group, and did not appear in a group although they had no particular connection with the group, and did not appear in a group photo of the Trenchcoat Mafia in the 1998 Columbine yearbookphoto of the Trenchcoat Mafia in the 1998 Columbine yearbook. Their shootings redefined how . Their shootings redefined how parents and teachers think of kids.parents and teachers think of kids.

•ERIC HARRIS: Performed the Columbine High School Massacre with best friend Dylan Klebold ERIC HARRIS: Performed the Columbine High School Massacre with best friend Dylan Klebold (see above for more information)(see above for more information)

ALL INFORMATION ON CHARTACTERS APPEARING IN THIS EPIC POETRY IS ALL INFORMATION ON CHARTACTERS APPEARING IN THIS EPIC POETRY IS DERIVED FROM WIKIPEDIA.DERIVED FROM WIKIPEDIA.