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Hey kids!!!!!!!
Then click here
You want have a big “BOOM” from a firework??
How about a nuclear explosion??
Fission Fireworks© is guaranteed to:
• A fun way to have your own nuclear explosion
• 100% guaranteed to blow up in the communities' face
• Uses a fission bomb• House, life, car, health, and grandma
insurance is recommended• Use only on 4th of July• Watch out for nuclear fallout
Fission Fireworks are perfect for:
• Destroying the community
• Killing people
• Ravaging the landscape
• Blowing up cities
• Turning people green
• Getting cancer
• Committing suicide
Fun Traits of Fission Fireworks©
• New room in the ER
• YOU CAN TURN GREEN!!!!!!
• Never grows old
• Side effects lasts forever
• MORE POWERFUL THAN CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• CREATES THE BIGGEST BOOM THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s some of our satisfied customers
Fission Fireworks blew up my home and turned my cat into a radioactive cat thingy
Look It’s the President
Fission Fireworks are declared illegal
for violating the Nuclear Treaty of
1867
Look it is almost dead people
We almost died when someone in our
neighborhood set off a few Fission Fireworks ©
Waa Waa Baby needs milk
Shut up Baby
So here’s the satisfied customers:
• Billy
• Billy’s radioactive cat thingies that are mauling men
• The President who is probably an imposter
• Almost Dead People actors standing in a fake but dramatic background that certainly don’t need medical help
We Aren’t Responsible for any of the following:
• Deaths• Random Deaths• All types of Radiation Sicknesses• Turning Green• Turning Any color• Growing extra body parts• Viral Infections• Bacterial Infections• Flu• Swine Flu• Bird Flu• Human Flu• Black Plague• Bubonic Plague• Pneumonic Plague• Plague• Tuberculosis• Salmonella• E. Coli• Blood Poisoning• Strep Throat • Bacterial Pneumonia • Liver Poisoning• Cancer• All types of Cancer• AIDS/HIV• Increase of Grades• Decrease of Grades• Change of Sex• Becoming a host of a Discovery TV Show• Becoming a host of any TV show• Feeling “High”• Feeling “Drunk”• Back Pain• Body Pain• Migraines• Becoming a snooty man• Becoming a dirty man