Asked my boyfriend at the time what he wanted to be for Halloween he replied “ Single” and walked away HowIGotDumped#
@sheldonmillien
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Couldn’t reach a girl I was dating for 2 days, when I finally got her she said “ after not talking to you for 2 days I realized I can live without you.
@Applebees
I ate the last Mozzarella Stick
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@Killuminxti
He wrote me a letter saying he didn’t love me anymore that arrived on my birthday. HowIGotDumped#
@brownypaul
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I took her to a movie she didn’t want to see and pulled out a velcro wallet to pay for our tickets
@BerenaBee_
he snapped a kit kat in half & said “we need a break”
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@brookethesavage
3 years into the relationship he ghosted me for a video game. HowIGotDumped#
@chris_dmytriw
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She told me to take out the trash and locked the door while I was outside.
@Jokoy
over a text message. From her new boyfriend.
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@jinwoonotkpop
She told me she didnt want anything for Christmas HowIGotDumped#
@jimmyfallon
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In high school I asked the girl I thought I was dating, “What do you want to do for Valentine’s Day?” and she said, “ I already have plans.”
@DefTones_B
she got mad cuz i related everything to Batman What a joker..
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@beck_nickman
I got a text, 24 hours after we started dating, that said “we can’t see each other anymore, you’re bad for my image”
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@see_kel
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We went to a Mets game and the kiss cam went on us. I leaned in and instead of giving me a kiss, he leaned in and said “we’re done”, got up, and left .
@BackRowRadio
She told me that I wasn’t a part of God’s Will for her life... but Derek was.
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@Etphoneshome
He asked what I was doing that weekend, I said no plans yet you? He never replied. By Monday he had a girlfriend.
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@FallonTonight
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“ I don’t think we should date anymore. Peace be with you.” - the toughest
@itschinataylor
he asked “ Should i take it off facebook or should you?”...Thanks.
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@UselessSimo
She broke up with me for good reasons, then started sending memes to comfort me. We’re good friends now
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@thatjuliacho
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broke up w/ me over the phone then called me 2 hrs later asking me to pick him up some Del Taco because he didn’t have a car.
@delaney_dylan
My girlfriend needed space from me, so she moved to Australia.
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@RebeccaGaunt
He got mad that I wanted to get off the phone with him to watch Lost. He never spoke to me again. HowIGotDumped#
@SethTrout
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I wouldn’t share my animal crackers with her
@taiylinds
he said he wasn’t ready to commit, then asked if my best friend was single.
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@ashley_winland
His mom texted me to let me know he wouldn’t be able to text me that day. Or any day after that. He was 20. HowIGotDumped#
@Jacob1996_
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text of course.. because we all know we don’t have the balls to tell the person to their face
@TreadwayMike
my cousin slept with my girlfriend and I tried fighting him.
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@victoriawalkeer
I was dating this guy & I decided I wanted to dye my hair blonde he texted me “ sorry this won’t work I only like brunettes”
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@Soupy_Lukey
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In 7th grade @caitlincatino texted me... When I was sitting right next to her... In a movie... With my arm around her...
@amberrlynnk
I was watching the Sabres game and updated a Taylor swift lyric on Facebook and got a text a minute later saying were done
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@jaq_smith0427
he broke up with me in a group message with my best friend and her boyfriend. HowIGotDumped#
@HenkeltheSource
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I once got dumped during a Pearl Jam concert, fought her new boyfriend while crowd-surfing, then had to drive them home
@jimmyfallon
My girlfriend told me about her Valentine’s Day plans .. . with her new boyfriend.
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@MeghanWMcCarthy
His therapist told him to break up with me. HowIGotDumped#
@gumgumerson
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she ate all my popcorn and then got back with her ex. I aint sayin she a gold digga. But I am sayin I aint got no mo’ popcorn
@PaigeSullivan
we just kinda stopped talking. I guess we are still dating technically. Lol
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@DianaG2772
I legit got dumped for liking pineapple on my pizza once. This is NOT a lie. HowIGotDumped#
@GarretHall14
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I tweeted too many #MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo yesterday
@krdayy
I found out I got dumped by checking the results of this hashtag game and seeing a tweet.
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@kalsimanmeet
She asked me how to block someone on whatsapp.. I was not able to send her any more messages after the last set of instruction
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@iHateSJD
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She had a problem with my obsession with cats. . .she kicked meowt.
@MoondanceMandy
I went to school one day to find my boyfriend holding hands w/another girl. His best friend forgot to dump me for him.
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@HBO
“ I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.” On a Post-it. HowIGotDumped#
@JoshLyons1309
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Hah. Girlfriends. What are those.
@LilRedSpitFire
. .Sorry, but I don’t get dumped. I do the dumping.
