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13th FEBRUARY, 1973 NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION FREE! No. 328 UNION MEETING Thursday •r— 200 march to DES Last week, I.C.s very own demo finally got under way. About 200 people assembled on the steps in front of Mech Eng on Wednesday and, just after half past one, they formed up behind the I.C. banner to set off. The inarch started with a tour of the college along Imperial Institute road and up Queensgate where Bo took over the lead, it stopped off at the Unon to pick up further recruits, and then proceeded to Souih Ken- sington station to catch the tube to the Temple. by exactly why the demon- stration was taking place. There was a complete ab- The column reformed outside the station a n d w a s joined by a contingent from Thames Polytechnic. After a slight delay, the march again set off. The police, whose numbers had risen considerably since the start of the march, were now very much in evidence. There was a control van heading the march and com- pletely usurping Bo's posi- tion. As well as the foot patrols containing the mar- chers, two motorcyclists to clear the road ahead a n d t w o busloads of Police behind (almost more Police than de- monstrators, in fact). Interestingly, there w a s a n - other march just after the EC. one and the Police made sure that there was no chance of the two marches joining together. The route taken went along the South o f T h e A l d - wych, over Waterloo Bridge, round the roundabout and along the York Road to the Department of Education and Science building, just beside Waterloo station. The march was accompanied by continuous chanting of slo- gans such as 'Higher grants today, the DES must pay' and 'Higher grants in, wage freeze out' and, all along the route, leaflets were han- ded out and attempts were made to explain to passers- sence of ugly incidents and, on the whole, the members of the public who were ap- proached seemed sympathe- tic. In particular, Trevor Phillips was very well re- ceived when he handed lea- flets to motorists going northwards across the bridge as we were going south; ex- cept in one case where a gentleman i n a Rolls Royce refused to accept the offer- ing. At the DES, the marchers formed into a crowd on the pavement opposite the build- ing while the sack of letters was taken from Bo a n d a deputation was assembled to present them. They were then taken into t h e D E S and handed by Paul Jowitt, leader of the deputation, to Michael Smith, Private Sec- retary, who accepted them on behalf of the Under-Sec- retary of State. After the presentation, John Lane explained to the crowd what would be done with the letters and then in- troduced further speakers, Malcolm Madden from Mar- jons, Judy Cotter President of ULIESA and Ray Dawson a chemistry P G , w h o ' a l l spoke on various aspects of the grants campaign. The meeting finished at half past three. GORDON REEVE "Come, come, Professor ffortescue. You...must have SOME 0 Levels." FRIDAY, 23rd - SUNDAY, 25th FEBRUARY SKI-ING WEEKEND to Le Monte Dore (Auvergne region of France) Bargain £23 Price includes Return Jet Travel, Luton—Clermont F. (outward Luton 2200 Friday return Luton 2400 Sunday) j^c Transfer from airport to hotel and v.v. jjc 2 nights' accommodation with breakfast only in twin- bedded rooms j^c 1 day's skiing lessons with equipment Hosts Student- Travel Service Ltd. 161 Great Portland Street, W1N 6NN Telephone 01-580 7733
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13th FEBRUARY, 1973

NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION

F R E E ! No. 328

UNION MEETING

Thursday

• r —

200 march to DES Last week, I.C.s very own demo finally got under

way. A b o u t 200 people assembled on the steps in

front of M e c h E n g on Wednesday and, just after half

past one, they formed up behind the I .C. banner to set

off. The inarch started wi th a tour of the college along

Imper ia l Institute road and up Queensgate where B o

took over the lead, it stopped off at the U n o n to pick

up further recruits, and then proceeded to Sou ih K e n ­

sington station to catch the tube to the Temple .

b y e x a c t l y w h y t h e d e m o n ­

s t r a t i o n w a s t a k i n g p l a c e .

T h e r e w a s a c o m p l e t e ab -

T h e c o l u m n r e f o r m e d

o u t s i d e t h e s t a t i o n a n d w a s

j o i n e d b y a c o n t i n g e n t

f r o m T h a m e s P o l y t e c h n i c .

A f t e r a s l i g h t d e l a y , t h e

m a r c h a g a i n s e t off. T h e

p o l i c e , w h o s e n u m b e r s h a d

r i s e n c o n s i d e r a b l y s i n c e t h e

s t a r t o f t h e m a r c h , w e r e n o w

v e r y m u c h i n e v i d e n c e .

T h e r e w a s a c o n t r o l v a n

h e a d i n g t h e m a r c h a n d c o m ­

p l e t e l y u s u r p i n g B o ' s p o s i ­

t i o n . A s w e l l a s t h e f o o t

p a t r o l s c o n t a i n i n g t h e m a r ­

c h e r s , t w o m o t o r c y c l i s t s t o

c l e a r t h e r o a d a h e a d a n d t w o

b u s l o a d s o f P o l i c e b e h i n d

( a l m o s t m o r e P o l i c e t h a n de ­

m o n s t r a t o r s , i n f a c t ) .

I n t e r e s t i n g l y , t h e r e w a s a n ­

o t h e r m a r c h j u s t a f t e r t h e

E C . o n e a n d t h e P o l i c e m a d e

s u r e t h a t t h e r e w a s no

c h a n c e o f t h e t w o m a r c h e s

j o i n i n g t o g e t h e r .

T h e r o u t e t a k e n w e n t

a l o n g t h e S o u t h o f T h e A l d -

w y c h , o v e r W a t e r l o o B r i d g e ,

r o u n d the r o u n d a b o u t a n d

a l o n g t h e Y o r k R o a d to t h e

D e p a r t m e n t o f E d u c a t i o n

a n d S c i e n c e b u i l d i n g , j u s t

b e s i d e W a t e r l o o s t a t i o n . T h e

m a r c h w a s a c c o m p a n i e d b y

c o n t i n u o u s c h a n t i n g o f s l o ­

g a n s s u c h as ' H i g h e r g r a n t s

t o d a y , t h e D E S m u s t p a y '

a n d ' H i g h e r g r a n t s i n , w a g e

f r e e z e o u t ' a n d , a l l a l o n g

t h e r o u t e , l e a f l e t s w e r e h a n ­

d e d o u t a n d a t t e m p t s w e r e

m a d e to e x p l a i n t o p a s s e r s -

s e n c e o f u g l y i n c i d e n t s a n d ,

o n t h e w h o l e , t h e m e m b e r s

o f t h e p u b l i c w h o w e r e ap ­

p r o a c h e d s e e m e d s y m p a t h e ­

t i c . I n p a r t i c u l a r , T r e v o r

P h i l l i p s w a s v e r y w e l l r e ­

c e i v e d w h e n h e h a n d e d l e a ­

flets t o m o t o r i s t s g o i n g

n o r t h w a r d s a c r o s s t h e b r i d g e

as w e w e r e g o i n g s o u t h ; ex­

c e p t i n o n e case w h e r e a

g e n t l e m a n i n a R o l l s R o y c e

r e f u s e d t o a c c e p t t h e o f fer­

i n g .

A t t h e D E S , t h e m a r c h e r s

f o r m e d i n t o a c r o w d o n t h e

p a v e m e n t o p p o s i t e t h e b u i l d ­

i n g w h i l e t h e s a c k o f l e t t e r s

w a s t a k e n f r o m B o a n d a

d e p u t a t i o n w a s a s s e m b l e d t o

p r e s e n t t h e m . T h e y w e r e

t h e n t a k e n i n t o t h e D E S

a n d h a n d e d b y P a u l J o w i t t ,

l e a d e r o f t h e d e p u t a t i o n , t o

M i c h a e l S m i t h , P r i v a t e S e c ­

r e t a r y , w h o a c c e p t e d t h e m

o n b e h a l f o f t h e U n d e r - S e c ­

r e t a r y o f S t a t e .

A f t e r t h e p r e s e n t a t i o n ,

J o h n L a n e e x p l a i n e d t o t h e

c r o w d w h a t w o u l d b e d o n e

w i t h t h e l e t t e r s a n d t h e n i n ­

t r o d u c e d f u r t h e r s p e a k e r s ,

M a l c o l m M a d d e n f r o m M a r -

j o n s , J u d y C o t t e r P r e s i d e n t

o f U L I E S A a n d R a y D a w s o n

a c h e m i s t r y P G , w h o ' a l l

s p o k e o n v a r i o u s a s p e c t s o f

t h e g r a n t s c a m p a i g n . T h e

m e e t i n g finished at h a l f p a s t

t h r e e .

GORDON REEVE

"Come, come, Professor ffortescue. You...must have SOME 0 Levels."

FRIDAY, 23rd - SUNDAY, 25th FEBRUARY

S K I - I N G W E E K E N D t o Le M o n t e D o r e

( A u v e r g n e r e g i o n o f F r a n c e )

Bargain — £23 Price includes

Return Jet Travel, Luton—Clermont F.

(outward Luton 2200 Friday

return Luton 2400 Sunday)

j c Transfer from airport to hotel and v.v.

jjc 2 nights' accommodation with breakfast only in twin-

bedded rooms

j c 1 day's skiing lessons with equipment

Hosts Student- Travel Service Ltd. 1 6 1 G r e a t P o r t l a n d S t r e e t , W 1 N 6 N N

T e l e p h o n e 0 1 - 5 8 0 7 7 3 3

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Page 2 F E L I X February 13th, 1973

Letter Sice one,

Cyril! Sir,

There now follows the text

of a Very Exclusive Inter­

view Indeed with Myself.

You state that 'Felix will

continue to attempt to show

all sides of the argument'

(note to letter, page 2, col 1,

Felix No. 327). I beg to

differ. Felix has not yet

shown all sides of the argu­

ment.

Letters explaining some

socialist viewpoints have

been forthcoming, even if

they appeared with the usual

sectarian signatures [ s e e the

Communist Party of Britain

(Marxist - Leninist) v. the

Communist Party of Great

Britain (Stalinist*) in "Exter­

nal Affairs' 'at the Neasden

Hippodrome}. Where are the

explanations of dynamic Con­

servatism (almost as much of

an oxymoron as "Young Con­

servative")? I find a neutered

Catnip column, and letters

disagreeing with the CPBM-L

militant here in earth. Where

are the articles which sug­

gest that banks should build

halls of residence a n d point

out that they might well be

financed in part by the mas­

sive repayments on private

loans — loans such as young

couples must take out to start

a home at the price levels of

a free, competitive market?

Felix shows both sides of the

argument?

I suspect, Mr. Dowson,

that you could write an ex­

cellent article extolling the

virtues of Conservatism /cap­

italism and free enterprise,

including the usual references

to late delivery which seem

to be a plague of the British

Print Industry (and don't say

that strikes are the cause!).

When will it appear? Why

must we be content with

ludicrous editorials telling us

we are middle class and

should therefore choose

to remain politically impot­

ent? Why is a member of an

opposing faction ridiculed,

and then his suggestion that

Felix should be partisan

called "sheer hypocrisy"?

Some may say it already is.

I believe, Mr. Dowson, that

although Felix has improved

in some ways, you are still

trying it on. "Don't take a

letter to the DES" indeed.

You know very well it is too

late to unseat you from your

sabbatical without conclus­

ively writing off Felix for this

year at least. I say no more.

Yours,

ROB ARMITAGE and

SIMON ALLNUTT

* A p o l o g i e s to J o h n a n d 7

c o m r a d e s . K e e p r e c r u i t i n g .

More on

Felix's

Politics Sir,

Mr. Gillett's letter last week

was not, as you claimed, ad­

vocating the suppression of

free speech. Surely quite the

opposite, in that Felix, as a

student newspaper, should

discuss all the issues in­

volved which affect stud­

ents; in particular the grants

campaign and the defence of

student rights. You, like so

many other great advocates

of free speech, felt the need

to bend over backwards to

give extra coverage to a non-

student (Mr. Mooney) in an

article attacking our grants

campaign. You gave that

article front page coverage

and did not even bother to

obtain any comments from

the NUPE shop stewards who

are in a better position to

know what their membership

feels than their "boss" Mr.

Mooney.

Those people who cry

loudest about free speech are

amongst the first to justify

the need for censorship. Over

the suppression of Granada's

'World in Action' programme

on the Poulson Affair, not one

newspaper's editorial (those

great bastions of free speech)

spoke out against this blat­

ant censorship.

J. VEALL

APOLOGY T h e E d i t o r w o u l d l i k e t o

a p o l o g i s e f o r a n y i l l f e e l i n g

c a u s e d b y h i s n o t e s t o M r .

G i l l e t t ' s l e t t e r l a s t w e e k .

IS3S JJ

French

Letter to

Editor Sir,

In replying to Adolf von

Weaselgrope, could I quote

from F. Temple Kingson's

book "French Existentialism

— a Christian critique'.

'The non-Christian existen­

tialists make a distinction be­

tween the c o g i t o pre-reflexive

and the c o g i t o reflective. It is

upon the ambiguity based on

this distinction that their two

methods of communication

are founded. For the non-

Christian existentialists, the

pre-reflective c o g i t o concerns

an immediate awareness in

sense, experience, emotion

and action that precedes any

objectifying by the mind'.

I remain yours essentially,

JEAN-PAUL SARTRE

(Name and address supplied)

E D . : T h a n k s f o r s u g g e s t i n g

t h e " F a s c i s t C o n t r a c e p t i o n s "

h e a d l i n e — h o p e y o u a p p r o v e

o f t h e a d a p t a t i o n .

Encore

Sonia Sir,

Referring to Chris Stevens'

letter, he seems to think that

pure research is totally use­

less, i.e. is unprofitable.

Surely he must realise that

research is a long term in­

vestment. Some of the re­

search may turn out to be

useless, other research pro­

duces results which are very

profitable. Unfortunately for

the bourgeoisie they cannot

predict the results in ad­

vance. There does take place

some research "for the sake

of it" but somebody has to

pay for this — either the gov­

ernment or industry — nei­

ther of whom are prone to

paying out money without

seeing a return. It is very

difficult to get government

grants for research without

giivng good justification for

it. So regrettably the profit

motive extends even here. It

is only when the profit motive

has been totally abolished

that research too will serve

the people.

As for the bourgeoisie not

taking action to make the

most from education — that

is exactly what they are

doing—by providing educa­

tion.

Yours sincerely,

SONIA HO CHFELDER

A Plea Sir,

We feel there is a certain

lack of clarity in some of the

ideas put forward in the

grants campaign. Therefore

to help build an effective

campaign we issued the en­

closed leaflet on the grants

demo, where it was favour­

ably received — so far as

we could assess. Will you

please therefore print it in

Felix.

Yours in Springtime hope,

PIERS CORBYN

(1st letter for 1 year)

ADRIAN SMITH

I ' l l s e r i o u s l y c o n s i d e r i t —

b u t s o r r y , i t c a m e t o o l a t e

f o r t h i s w e e k ' s i s s u e . —• E D .

Solidarity

Challenge Sir.

A student-worker relation­

ship to fight the freeze gain

higher grants for students:

these slogans begin to look

sick when letters attacking

defenceless workers are al­

lowed to be printed in FELIX.

I am not in fact saying that

Felix should censor all let­

ters, but that the students

and Lane in particular should

come to the defence of these

workers. CEFE is the only

publication which does this

in fact, and I firmly believe

that the article proving that

the Hall cleaners' wages

were not the reason why the

Hall fees were so high com­

pelled the management to is­

sue a denial of possible cut­

backs in hall cleaning staff.

Come on, John, stop sitting

on the fence; if you really

want a good student-worker

relationship in IC then prove

it in next week's FELIX.

RON PARKER

(Nupe)

Even

more

boring Sir,

I was most distressed to

see that your correspondent

Mr. Ulyanov ('Letters', Feb­

ruary 6th, 1973) suffers from

that extremely discomforting

disease ' tautophony'. It

caused me such sorrow to

see a brother in this piteous

state that I would humbly,

through the accommodating

medium of your esteemed

columns, proffer treatment

for his relief.

Dear, dear Comrade

Camp-balls, there is an anci­

ent proverb (formulated

when all our ancestors were

revelling in the delights of

total social freedom) stating

that "empty vessels make the

most sound". Perhaps, as a

dialectically thinking scient­

ist (or have you recanted?)

you would agree with the

advice that, if you stopped

spouting, in a short while

enough spunk would have

accumulated for you to per­

form the actions and not just

the motions.

If this fails — God forbid

— then may I suggest that

you adopt the prescription of

Aaetius, of a firm cucumber

applied internally.

Yours in Hippocrates,

H. el EBORE

Adolf's

Answer Sir,

My letter two weeks ago

stimulated a response which

I thoroughly anticipated, and

which I have no intention of

ignoring.

It was rather fun to see

Mr. R. "Gosh, haven't I got

a lovely beard, lads," Apple­

by continuously contradicting

himself in a whole column

of "pointless derogatory

and back-biting remarks",

written apparently against

his will. Poor chap — one

could almost detect the wal­

rus tear-stains on the paper.

One would hope (though in

vain, I fear), that any future

articles from Broadsheet,

whose only correspondent

appears to be its editor, will

discuss subjects of greater

interest.

Incidentally, as a reader of

of Guildsheet, Mr. Appleby

should be well acquainted

with my nom-de-plume.

While being factually more

correct than his article, my

letter was not, as he pointed

out, written in the most

serious of veins, and I saw

no reason to make an ex­

ception with the signature.

Suffice it to say that I am

familiar enough with Mr.

Appleby to put my views to

him personally if I so wished

(or to put cyanide in his

beer). Isn't it nice to know

who your friends are?

Yours amicably,

ADOLF VON

WEASELGROPE,

President,

C. & G. Ron Bashing

Society.

E D ' S N O T E : C o r r e s p o n ­

d e n c e o n t h i s t o p i c is n o w

C o r r e s p o n d e n t s a r e r e ­

m i n d e d t h a t t h e E d i t o r

r e s e r v e s t h e r i g h t t o

s h o r t e n l e t t e r s o r

r e f u s e p u b l i c a t i o n

w h e r e h e t h i n k s f i t .

L e t t e r s w i l l b e p u b ­

l i s h e d u n d e r a n o m d e

p l u m e o n l y i f t h e c o r ­

r e s p o n d e n t s i g n s t h e

l e t t e r a n d s u p p l i e s h i s

a d d r e s s .

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The LandsnuppW §lliaeze by Dave Gribbte

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February 13th, 1973 F E L I X Page 3

FEEIX FINANCIA££Y

What was that about

four new halls

of Residence?

by Derek E. Cummings Yes , it was a long time ago.

It was last year, just before Christmas, when I wrote

an article suggesting how Imper ia l Col lege could get

itself four new Ha l l s of Residence and thereby ease

its accommodat ion problem.

I suggested, you may remember, that there was land

avai lable held by the Greater L o n d o n Counc i l , and

that there was money avai lable held by the banks. A n d

that what was needed was a concerted effort by a l l

concerned to br ing the two together. I make no excuses

for br inging the subject up again. A s a matter of fact,

I a m delivering a Genera l Studies lecture on precisely

that, next Tuesday, February 20. I wou ld l ike you to

come and hear me, because I a m interested i n the

reactions of everyone involved.

A n d , surely, you are involved?

BEEHIVES?

One student who thought he was involved was John

Porter. H e wrote a letter to the editor of Fe l i x and it

was published i n the January 8 issue.

I 'd l ike to commend John Porter for his interest. H e

wasn't entirely i n agreement w i th what I had written

but his letter d id raise a number of points wh i ch I

would l ike to take up.

In the first place, he questioned whether students

real ly need to be housed in little cubes stacked on top

of one another and suggested that what they really

need is a home instead of a unit of accommodat ion.

We l l , that's a humani tar ian view, I agree. B y imp l i ­

cat ion it makes a ha l l of residence sound l ike a latter-

day workhouse. B u t apart f rom the fact that almost

any l iv ing space can be defined i n terms of cubes—

simply because we live i n a three-dimensional w o r l d —

I s imply do not agree that a ha l l of residence has to

be no more than a series of cells. Wha t I do say is that

vert ical bui ld ing is economic and that i f there is not

the cash about to provide every student w i th a country

cottage, the idea of a we l l designed apartment b lock is

the best compromise.

A n d i n any case, isn't a ha l l of residence, properly

designed w i th facilities the student needs — such as

shops, a hank, a launderette, and , of course, a good bar

— i s n ' t that preferable to some of the over-priced, under­

sized private flats that many students l ive i n now?

John Porter also draws the paral lel w i th Surrey U n i ­

versity at Gu i ld f o rd , and the k ind of vi l lage communi ty

they have bui l t there.

It so happens that I l ive near Gu i l d f o rd and I have

visited the campus at Surrey many times, and I have

talked to just as many students there who dis l ike the

design of their accommodat ion as do l ike it.

I suppose it goes to prove that you can't please a l l

the people a l l the time and that perhaps there is no

perfect answer to the problem. I don't for a moment

ho ld my project to be the perfect solution. What I do

say about it is that it is the most obvious one.

A n d there is really very l itt le point i n engaging i n

that k ind of polemic just now. There are four thousand

students at I.C. and I have no doubt that every one

of them could put forward a blueprint for the ideal

type of accommodat ion and every one wou ld be

different.

Derek E. Curnmsngs' lecture next

Tuesday will be of importance to us

all — and certainly should be of inter­

est. Whether or not you agree with

his solution to the accommodation

problem, he's prepared to stand up

and say it again. It's YOUR opportunity

to get into the argument and perhaps

to make a point. After alt, this is our

concern. Even if you are among those

who think that halls of residence can

be built by willpower alone, or believe

that the accommodation problem can

be solved by waving a wand, come to

the General Studies lecture and say so.

What is really important is the need for some k i n d

of accommodat ion and the w i l l to find an answer to

that need.

FINDINi I f 11

A l l right, it is going to cost money. There s imply are

not enough Wolfsons and Gulbenk ians around to grant

al l the cash necessary, even if there is the incl inat ion.

A n d i f we a l l sat back and waited for some govern­

ment to answer a l l the problems, 1 should think we ' l l

be sitting in the cold for a long time to come. A n d this

is where wc come to the crux of John Porter 's letter. H e

is fa ir ly scathing about the p lan I put forward to bor­

row the money f rom the banks and couples his argu­

ment with some mathematics to demonstrate how ex­

pensive it is a l l going to be.

W e l l now, there are a couple of points I 'd l ike to

make i n reply. F i rs t , the bank is where the money is.

If there is going to be any accommodat ion at a l l , the

p lan w i l l have to be submitted to whoever has the

money to translate it into bricks and mortar. A n d at

the moment, that looks l ike the bank. O f course, if

the majority of you feel that borrowing money f rom

the bank is contrary to your principles, I ' l l forget the

whole thing. Assuming , of course, that no-one has a

bank overdraft or is buying anything on hire purchase

. . . Second, it was a bit tough of John Porter to hit me

wi th figures. A f ter a l l , we are really ta lk ing about

possibilities — pract ical ones, nonetheless — and I a m

not prepared to argue pounds and pence unt i l .we have

something more concrete to discuss.

IT CAN BE DONE!

Y o u see, what I a m dr iv ing at is this. The project

1 have i n m i n d is a l ike ly answer to the student accom­

modat ion d i l emma. I a m quite w i l l ing to stick my neck

out and go and ask for the land and the money and

a l l the rest, but what I have to know is that you are

behind the idea, as an idea. I cou ld fill the whole of

Fe l i x and talk a l l next Tuesday about it, but it isn't

worth a damn unless y ou give i t your support.

Bu t before I have the last word , I 'd l ike to take up

the final point i n John Porter's letter. He mentions a

successful rent strike at Sussex, wh ich resulted in the

authorities there scrapping a project to bui ld halls of

residence and in their place, agreeing to some other

form of housing.

Surely the point here is that the university was ready

to start bui ld ing—something. Whether it was a tower

b lock or a mineshaft makes little difference to our

theme. The money was there: the argument was about

how it should be spent.

W e are i n a whol ly different ba l l game. The prob lem

w i th I.C. is to find the money and to find the land. I

only suggest that we a l l put our minds to that prob lem

first and argue about exactly what to make of them

afterwards.

I pointed out i n my or ig ina l article that 1 v/ould be

perfectly prepared to assist any group which feels

strongly enough about this thing to try for a solution.

Tha t offer st i l l stands and I shal l repeat it at my

Genera l Studies lecture next week.

I also said that nothing at a l l wou ld happen unless

you , the students, wanted it to happen and got up off

your seats and made it happen.

Tha t remains true, and I sha l l repeat that at my lec­

ture, too. Wh i ch is why I commend John Porter. H e

didn' t go along w i th the views I 'd expressed, and he

said so and he said why.

A n d if John Porter represents the majority feeling

among you a l l , wel l , there's nothing much for me to

do but drop the whole idea. Bu t before I d id that, I 'd

want to make quite sure that you a l l knew what I have

been ta lk ing about.

I have been — I a m — ta lk ing about an opportunity

to create four new halls of residence for Imper ia l C o l ­

lege. I'm t a lk ing about getting the land and getting

the money. I'm ta lk ing about a chance you have to

create something for yourselves and for future students.

F i n ta lk ing about you .

A n d — forgive me if I'm wrong — I don't think I've heard too m u c h of that k i n d of ta lk recently.

COMMUNITY ACTION NEWS A P P E A L S G R O U P

A n y o n e interes ted in

f o rm ing an ' appea l s

g r o u p ' to represent

c l a iman t s on t r ibuna l s ,

that is , to fight supp l e ­

mentary p e n s i o n s

c l a i m s , e spec i a l l y d i s ­

cre t ionary heat ing a l l ow ­

ances , for e l d e r l y

peop l e? If s o — t r a i n i n g

p r o v i d ed — contac t M .

M a t t h e w s v ia the C o m ­

muni ty A c t i o n p i g eon ­

hole in the U n i o n Off ice.

A N T I Q U E F A I R

A s you may have read

in the G u a r d i a n the Imp­

er ia l Co l l e g e C o m m u n i t y

A c t i o n Group , together

w i t h Task Force , have

a r ranged an ant iques

auc t i on (to ra ise funds)

to be he ld at the co l l ege

on M a r c h 3 r d . He l p is

needed now — peop le

to go round ant ique

shops a n d co l l e c t the

good i e s — phone Pete

E d m o n d s at Task Fo rce

( 723 7 6 6 3 ) . He l p is a l so

needed on the day —

contac t D i a n a H a i n s

(Chemis t r y 3 ) .

R A T T

The f o l l o w i ng p u b l i ­

ca t i ons are n o w ly ing

about in the R o o m A t

The T o p :

S t u d e n t C o m m u n i t y A c t i o n

K i t .

S C A N U S . C O N S E R N U S .

S c i e n c e f o r P E O P L E .

L E F T i n t h e C O L D .

M o v e m e n t . S Q U A T .

B u l l e t i n o f E n v i r o n m e n t a l

A c t i o n .

B S S R S P a p e r N o . 1.

and many more as they

b e come ava i l ab l e .

C o m m u n i t y S c i e n c e

Con f e r ence .

To be he ld at No t t ing

H i l l E c u m e n i c a l Cent re ,

Denb i gh R d . , W . 1 1 . , o n

1 7 / 1 8 Feb . at 10 a .m.

Des i gned par t i cu la r l y to

interest ' c o m m u n i t y a c t i ­

v i s t s ' . W i l l be in fo rma l

and se l f -managed . Pro ­

j e c t s/ s e s s i ons on P a d -

d ing ton Day H o s p i t a l ,

S w a n s e a C a r b o n B l a ck ,

P H I L A G , W e s t w a y , Cov -

ent G a r d e n , L i ve rpoo l

Free S c h o o l .

P l ay T r a i n i n g

A t ra in ing s c h e m e for

prospec t i ve (adventure)

play leaders w h o want to

w o r k on p l ayg rounds

over Easter a n d / o r S u m ­

mer. The t ra in ing is

spread over s i x w e e k s —

one even ing per week

and Sa tu rdays . H e l d at

IC. If interested phone

O S C A ( 580 0 9 6 6 ) .

For more in fo rmat i on

on IC C o m m u n i t y A c t i o n

Group contac t M a l c o l m

M a t t h e w s ( P h y s i c s 3 ) .

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Page 4 F E L I X

Deliverance (X) J o n V o i g t , B u r t

R e y n o l d s .

A very g r i s l y ta le i n d e e d about

w h a t goes w r o n g w h e n four b u s i n e s s ­

m e n go for a c anoe - t r i p d o w n the

r a p i d s in G e o r g i a . A very m i x e d f i lm

— v e r y heavy in p l a c e s but g ene ra l l y

ve ry e x c i t i n g . S t r o n g a c t i n g th r ough ­

out .

The Ruling Class (X) Pe ter 0 T o o l e ,

A l a s t a i r S i m , A r t h u r L o w e .

T h e best f i lm I've s e en th i s year .

Pe ter O T o o l e is the luna t i c 14 th Ear l

o f G u r n e y w i t h a J e s u s f i xa t ' on

f o r c e d to take over the f a m i l y seat

w h e n h i s fa ther a c c i d e n t a l l y hangs

h i m s e l f w h i l e i n d u l g i n g in h i s p r i va te

p e r v e r s i o n . T h i s f i lm m a i n l y takes a

d i g at P u b l i c S c h o o l s , the U p p e r

C l a s s e s a n d the M o n a r c h y but is very

funny as w e l l . A tri f le l ong , but w e l l

w o r t h s i t t i ng t h r o u g h .

Fritz the Cat (X) C a r t o o n

H a r d to f o l l o w in p l a c e s , u n l e s s

y o u ' r e w e l l up in A m e r i c a n S l a n g .

B a s i c a l l y s a t i r i c a l , but g ene ra l l y

funny if y ou l i ke u l t r a - obs c ene car ­

t oons . No t to be m i s s e d , jus t for the

e xpe r i enc e .

The Godfather (X) M a r l o n B r a n d o

a n d a c a s t of t h o u s a n d s .

No t by any m e a n s as g o o d as the

b o o k — a h i g h l y c o m p r e s s e d v e r s i o n .

I d i d n ' t th ink m u c h of the a c t i n g , ex­

cep t M a r l o n B r a n d o , w h o is i n cohe r ­

ent a n y w a y . T h e v i o l e n c e is very w e l l

s t aged i n d e e d , t h o u g h .

The Getaway (X) A l i M a c G r a w , S t e v e

M c Q u e e n .

Shee r e s c a p i s m (pun ) . C o p s a n d

R o b b e r s r e v e r s ed (S teve M c Q u e e n ' s

the g o o d i e c r o o k ) . A n i c e w h o l e s o m e

happy e n d i n g plus S t a n d a r d S a m

P e c k i n p a h v i o l e n c e . G o a n d see it.

The House That Dripped B lood /Ta les

From the Crypt.

B o t h these f i lms are a c o l l e c t i o n

of shor t horror s to r i es a n d s o m e sup ­

erb c a m e o ro l es , e.g. J o n Pe r twee as

D r a c u l a , a n d S i r R a l p h R i c h a r d s o n as

a m o n k . B u t y ou m u s t r ea l i s e they

are a l l t ongue in c h e e k — v e r y dry

c o m e d y if y o u l i k e . H i g h l y r e c o m ­

m e n d e d . 'Jergei '

WIZZARD & SHARKS Fo r the f irst t ime th i s year the ha l l

w a s c o m p a r a t i v e l y emp ty , a n d I d i d n ' t

have to m a k e a rather u n d i g n i f i e d

r u s h to get a seat . S h a r k s o p e n e d the

n i g h t ' s en t e r t a inmen t a n d p l a y e d a

very c o m p e t e n t set. I never though t

I'd hear a n y o n e w h o s o u n d e d remote ­

ly l i ke J o e C o c k e r , but S n i p s has h i s

p o w e r , a n d c o m p a r i s o n s are i n e v i ­

t ab l e . C h r i s S p e d d i n g p l a y e d h i s Les

P a u l l ike the g o o d gu i t a r i s t that he i s ,

M a r t y S i m o n d r u m m e d c r i s p l y a n d

A n d y F r a s e r s t a r t ed on e l e c t r i c p i a n o ,

but later m o v e d ove r to h i s m o r e f a m ­

i l i a r ro le a s b a s s i s t . T h e a u d i e n c e re­

c e i v e d t h e m w e l l , t h o u g h it w a s s t i l l

rather s u r p r i s i n g w h e n they c a m e

back for an e n c o r e after the house -

l i ghts we r e put o n .

W h e n W i z a r d c a m e on I thought

I w a s s e e ing d o u b l e , but on c l o s e r

i n s p e c t i o n th i s p r o v e d not to be the

c a s e . The r e a c t u a l l y we r e t w o d r u m ­

mers a n d two s a x o p h o n i s t s , a l o n g

w i t h four , o the rs . T h e i r m u s i c w a s

l o u d a n d r a u c o u s , a n d they p l a y e d

s eve ra l t r a cks f r o m the i r f o r t h c o m i n g

a l b u m " W e ' r e Off T o S e e the W i z -

z a r d " . T h i s w a s o b v i o u s f r o m the

f irst n u m b e r , w h i c h c o n t a i n e d s o m e

s t e r e o p h o n i c t o u c h e s on d o u b l e bass .

The next two , " B u f f a l o S t a t i o n " , a n d

" G e t on D o w n to M e m p h i s " , w e r e

r o l l e d into one . T h e n c a m e the l ong

one , w i t h s o l o s on sax , l ead gu i tar

a n d d r u m s w i t h B i l l H u n t l eap ing

a r o u n d b a s h i n g a n d t h r o w i n g about

t a m b o u r i n e s , a n d o c c a s i o n a l l y t h u m p ­

ing the k e y b o a r d s to earn h i s keep .

A n o t h e r of those u n p l e a s a n t h e c k l i n g

i n c i d e n t s , a f ter w h i c h they f i n i shed

w i t h B a l l Pa rk Inc ident to a s t a n d i n g

a u d i e n c e .

G.J.K.

A Century of Traction Engines

W. J . Hughes — Pan Books £ 1 . 2 5

In th i s book , w i t h its 2 6 2 pages

p a c k e d w i t h f ac t s a n d 181 b l a c k a n d

w h i t e i l l u s t r a t i o n s , M r . H u g h e s has

r e s i s t e d the t e m p t a t i o n to p r o d u c e a

pret ty pret ty book , fit o n l y for Hab i t a t

cof fee t ab l e s . H e has w r i t t en a m o s t

i n t e r e s t i ng a n d r eadab l e a c c o u n t of

the c h a n g i n g f o r tunes of s t e a m t rac ­

t i o n e ng i n e s .

F r o m T r e v i t h i c k ' s s t e a m ca r r i a g e

of 1801 to F o w l e r ' s 1 9 1 7 " E x c e l ­

s i o r " , the t e c h n i c a l d e v e l o p m e n t is

d e s c r i b e d w i t h the l o v i ng p r i d e of a

t rue en thus i a s t . A m i n i m u m of j a r gon

is u s e d s o that the l a y m a n is ab l e to

f o l l o w the p r o g r e s s m a d e by the ear ly

p i o n e e r s . T h e later c h a p t e r s dea l w i t h

the d e v e l o p e d e n g i n e s a n d the v a r i e d

w o r k that they s u c c e s s f u l l y unde r ­

took . T h i s , for me , w a s the m o s t i n ­

t e r es t ing s e c t i o n of the book .

T h e c h a n g e in the s t y l e of i l l us t ra t ­

i ng , ove r the y ea rs , is very m a r k e d

a n d the m o s t s u r p r i s i n g feature b e ing

the o b v i o u s s u p e r i o r i t y of the o l d e n ­

g r a v i n g s over the p h o t o g r a p h for rec ­

o r d i n g t e c h n i c a l d e t a i l .

Fo r a n y o n e w h o en joys v i s i t i n g

t r a c t i on eng ine r a l l i e s a n d w o u l d l i ke

to k n o w more about the sub j ec t then

this is the book to buy.

Silas Marner

George Eliot — Pan

F o r the benef i t of a l l w h o suffer

f r om i n s o m n i a , here is my latest cu re .

G o ea r l y to bed w i t h a c u p of hot

c h o c o l a t e , a packe t of c u s t a r d c r e a m s

a n d a c o p y of S i l a s M a r n e r . By c h a p ­

ter three y o u w i l l e i ther be fast a s l e ep

or e n g r o s s e d in the l i fe s to ry of S i l a s ,

the m i s e r w i t h a heart of g o l d .

If, l ike me , y o u w e r e o n c e f o rce

fed E n g l i s h l i t e ra ture by a s c h o o l -

m a r m w h o bore a m a r k e d r e s e m ­

b l a n c e to M a r y W h i t e h o u s e , then y ou

m a y s u r p r i s e y ou r s e l f by en j oy ing th is

latest P a n C l a s s i c . I f o u n d the b a s i c

s tory p r e d i c t a b l e , o v e r p o w e r i n g l y

m o r a l i s t i c a n d s e n t i m e n t a l , but the

w a y in w h i c h the ta le is p r e s en t ed ,

the w r y d e s c r i p t i o n s of the c oun t r y

c h a a c t e r s a n d the ir a t t i tudes to e a c h

other , p r e v en t ed m e f r o m t h r o w i n g it

a w a y in f avour of a m o d e r n b l o o d a n d

thunde r .

T h i s book is not su i t ab l e for c h i l d ­

ren as they w i l l q u i c k l y b e c o m e b o r e d

by the swee t unrea l i t y of the l i fe por­

t rayed , but for a n y o n e l ong ing for a

re fuge f r o m the t e l e v i s i o n n e w s I re­

c o m m e n d th is w o r k by G e o r g e E l i o t .

R. T. S M Y T H

FELIX T U E S D A Y , 13 th F E B R U A R Y

1 2 3 5 C a t h S o c M a s s , C h e m 2 3 1 .

1 3 0 0 S T O I C presen ts a look b e h i n d the s c enes

d u r i n g the m a k i n g of a p r o g r a m m e f r o m

the cur r en t " M o r e c a m b e a n d W i s e " s e r i e s ,

on T V in J C R a n d S o u t h s i d e .

P h o t o g r a p h i c S o c i e t y : ' T o w a r d s C r ea t i v e

C o l o u r ' , R S M 2 . 2 8 .

1 3 3 0 B a n k s are M o n e y S h o p s , so start shop ­

p i n g ' , G S l ec ture by Derek E. C u m m i n g s ,

" F e l i x F i n a n c i a l l y ' ' author . P h y s L T 1 .

' L i s t e n i n g to C o n t e m p o r a r y m u s i c ' , 5:

N a t i o n a l i s m a n d n e o - c l a s s i c i s m . M E 3 4 2 .

1 8 0 0 " A t t i t u d e s to W a r " f i lm se r i e s : ' T h e T r u e

G l o r y ' a n d ' L i s t e n to B r i t a i n ' . F ree in the

Grea t H a l l ( runs 1 0 7 m i n s ) .

T r a n s c e n d e n t a l M e d i t a t i o n — I n t r o d u c t o r y

ta lk . E E 6 0 6 .

1 9 0 0 ' W h y there s h o u l d be su f f e r ing ' , d i s c u s s i o n

w i t h Roy C l e m e n t s a r r a ng e d by the C h r i s ­

t ian U n i o n . L ib ra ry , 5 3 P . G .

R o y a l C o l l e g e of M u s i c S t u d e n t s ' A s s o c i ­

a t i on O r c h e s t r a l C o n c e r t at R C M .

1 9 3 0 ' l o l a n t h e ' p r e s en t ed by O p e r a t i c S o c i e t y ,

U n i o n C o n c e r t H a l l , t i cke ts 3 0 p f r o m

U n i o n foyer l u n c h t i m e s .

' T h e Eas t G r e e n l a n d E x p e d i t i o n 1 9 7 2 ' w i t h

M r . P. W . C h a p m a n , p r e s en t ed by IC Ex­

p l o ra t i on B o a r d . A l l w e l c o m e , R S M 3 . 1 4 .

2 0 0 0 C a t h o l i c S o c i e t y S h a r e d Prayer . M o r e

H o u s e .

Q u e e n E l i z abe th C o l l e g e Ba r D i s c o .

L o n d o n H o s p i t a l M e d i c a l S c h o o l Fo lk

C l u b . T rage r a n d Rye . 2 5 p n o n - m e m b e r s .

S t epney W a y , E . 1 .

2 1 0 0 Bar ts H o s p i t a l M e d i c a l S c h o o l F i l m : " T h e

Q u i l l e r M e m o r a n d u m " . P h y s i o l o g y Lec ture

Theat re , C h a r t e r h o u s e S q . 2 0 p .

W E D N E S D A Y , 14 th F E B R U A R Y

1 8 3 0 I s l amic S o c i e t y mee t ings a n d d i s c u s s i o n .

C B 0 0 2 .

1 9 0 0 A r t C l u b mee t s in R C A annexe ( b eh ind

H u x l e y ) .

1 9 1 5 Q E C F i l m S o c i e t y " T h e y Shoo t H o r s e s ,

don ' t t h e y ? " 1 5p non m e m b e r s .

1 9 3 0 R o y a l C o l l e g e of S c i e n c e M a t h e m a t i c a l

a n d P h y s i c a l S o c i e t y A n n u a l Gene ra l D i n ­

ner, S e n i o r D i n i n g R o o m , S o u t h s i d e . G u e s t

speake r : P r o f e s so r B r a d l e y ,

l o l an the : as T u e s d a y , but t i cke ts 4 0 p .

1 9 4 5 C o l l e g e of S . M a r k a n d S. J o h n f i lm s o c i ­

ety, " T h e D e v i l R i d e s O u t " and " D o p p e l -

g a n g e r " . 2 0 p .

2 0 0 0 I C W A V a l e n t i n e ' s Par ty , B i o l o g y C o m m o n

R o o m , 1 5 p .

C h e l s e a C o l l e g e Ba r N i g h t w i t h Ro -Ro . . .

f r ee !

W H A T T H E HELL IS PHOENIX

Does a iyone know what the mysterious Phoeno-menon of Phoenix is? It has been tacked up on various notice-boards around college with its diphthong mis­sing and not even Nobody has noticed. Does this mean that the propagation of knowledge about Phoe.iix is drawing to a halt, and that soon it may be extinct? Will its clos ig date for contributions pass without so much as a murmur, let alone an article?

Yes, it does unless people send in artwork (black and white only) and photos and poems and prose and essays etc. Phoenix is the literary counterpart of Felix. It comes out once a vear and its aim is to pro­vide a bit of culture for you poor starved dull and over-disciplined scientists. But it is also provided BY you. So don't be shy. Even if you have only written one poem in your life, send it in and let us see. The magazine can only be of good quality if we have a wide selection to choose from. Thanks.

G. WENHAM, Physics 3. Ed.

February 13th, 1973 February 13th, 1973 F E L I X Page 5

DI *RV T H U R S D A Y , 1 5 t h F E B R U A R Y

1 2 3 0 S c o u t a n d G u i d e C l u b : ' C a v i n g in S o u t h

A m e r i c a ' ( i l l u s t r a t ed ta lk ) R S M 3 .03 .

1 3 0 0 U n i o n G e n e r a l M e e t i n g , Great Ha l l . F ree ,

a l l w e l c o m e .

C a t h o l i c S o c i e t y B i b l e S tudy Group. Fa l

1 1 8 .

1 3 1 5 S t a m p C l u b . C i v i l 4 1 2 .

1 3 3 0 ' M e d i e v a l S c u l p t u r e and the C h r i s t i a n

M e s s a g e ' . P h y s LT 1.

'Is T e d Hea th a S o c i a l i s t ? ' by M r . B e n

Pa t t e r s on ( R e s e a r c h A s s i s t a n t to D i r e c t o r ,

C o n s e r v a t i v e P o l i t i c a l Centre) (arranged

by C o n S o c ) . M E 2 2 0 .

L u n c h - h o u r c o n c e r t : T h e Apo l l o Ensemb l e .

L ib rary , 5 3 P . G .

1 8 0 0 L o n d o n R e g i o n m e e t i n g . U L U .

1 9 0 0 G r a n t s A c t i o n : U L U / U L I E S A meet ing at

U L U .

R C S M a t h e m a t i c a l a n d Phys ica l S o c i e t y

l ec ture ' T h a m e s Nav i g a t i on and C o n t r o l '

by C a p t a i n S t a b l e f o r d of the Port of Lon-

lon A u t h o r i t y , w i t h c o l o u r fi lm. A l l w e l ­

c o m e . P h y s LT 3 .

IC A r t C l u b , R C A a n n e x e (behind H u x l e y ) .

' P e r s i a n G u l f I m p e r i a l i s m in A c t i o n ' by F.

H a l l i d a y . Lec ture a r r anged by U L U Iranian

S o c i e t y , IC P e r s i a n Soc i e t y and IC A r a b

S o c i e t y . M E 6 6 4 .

1 9 3 0 W e l l s o c f i lm s h o w , ' C a n d y ' . M E 2 2 0 .

l o l an the : as W e d n e s d a y .

2 0 0 0 B e d f o r d C o l l e g e F o l k C lub C o m m o n

R o o m .

FRIDAY, 16th F E B R U A R Y

1 2 4 5 I s l am i c S o c i e t y

C B 0 0 2 .

Congregat iona l P raye rs ,

1 3 0 0 S T O I C presen ts " T o p i c " news magaz in e

on T V in J C R a n d S / s i d e .

1 8 0 0 S t o i c repeats 1 3 0 0 t ransmiss i on .

1 9 3 0 " T h e R e i v e r s " is the H e l l e n i c Society f i lm .

15p . M E 2 2 0 . l o l a n t h e — f i n a l per formance

as W e d n e s d a y .

" A r t a n d C u l t u r e " p u b l i c meeting o r gan ­

i s ed by the C o m m u n i s t Party of B r i t a i n

( M a r x i s t - L e n i n i s t ) . A t 1 5 5 Fortress R o a d

N W 5 (near T u f n e l l Pa rk t u b e — N o r t h e r n

L ine ) .

2 0 0 0 C i t y a n d G u i l d s V a l e n t i n e s Dance. 5 0 p in

a d v a n c e on l y f r o m C & G Union office.

F o o d to v a l ue of en t rance fee. Free d i s c o

a n d b a n d . Bar t i l l 1.30 a .m.

IC Ents P e o p l e ' s D i s c o . Un i on , 10p.

S A T U R D A Y , 17th F E B R U A R Y

1 1 0 0 U L U S t u d e n t s ' Representat ive C o u n c i l

S ta tu to ry M e e t i n g at C h e l s e a Co l lege .

2 0 0 0 Fa i rpo r t C o n v e n t i o n in the Great H a l l .

T i c k e t s in a d v a n c e 6 0 p , 70p on door .

S U N D A Y , 18 th F E B R U A R Y

1 0 0 0 H o l y C o m m u n i o n . A n t e - R o o m , C B .

1 1 0 0 M a s s . M o r e H o u s e .

1 8 0 0 Fo lk M a s s . M o r e H o u s e .

1 9 3 0 C a t h o l i c S o c i e t y : " T h e Theo logy of C r e a ­

t i o n " by H u g h Lavery . M o r e House.

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WHY YOU MUST SUPPORT THE GRANTS DEMO S t i r l i n g There w i l l be a G R A N T S n F . M n O N P F n u r i A R v i . There w i l l be a G R A N T S D E M O O N F E B R L A R \

21st by a l l the colleges and universities i n the southern

region. We have to give massive support to this demo

as it is of c ruc ia l importance to a l l students.

T h e objectives of the N U S who have cal led it are

three fo ld :—

(i) A n immediate payment to al l students over and

above their present grant and to be tied to inf lat ion

through annual reviews of the cost of l iv ing for a l l

students.

(ii) The abo l i t ion of the means test and discret ion­

ary awards system so that a l l students be given the

m a x i m u m grant.

(iii) T h e ta l l y ing of the not ional element in grants

for accommodat ion to the actual cost of H a l l fees (in­

c lud ing meals).

Brief ly sketched, their reasons are that this year we

were given an increase of 3 % p.a.. but the present

industr ia l rate of inf lat ion is 8 % p.a. and the rate of

inflation of those things that students spend most o n —

food, rent, clothes and books—is now 1 5 % and in ­

creasing. Parents are f inding it increasingly diff icult to

pay the parental contr ibut ion owing to inflation str ik­

ing at their standards of l i v ing, so it is important to

ensure that a l l students receive the same grant and

this can be done by abol ishing the means test. A n y

woman student who wants to get marr ied is having to

seriously consider her post-marital financial s i tuation,

undoubtedly she wou ld find a vast cut in her grant as

the m a x i m u m discret ionary award she could get is

£275 p.a. Moreover this amount is assessable on her

husband's income and cou ld therefore be even less

than the present paltry m a x i m u m al lowance she would

be given. In many areas hal l fees greatly exceed the

not ional element in the grant—th is is very true at I.C.

if one were to eat a l l one's meals at Mooney , despite

the seemingly smal l hal l fees.

O u r grants are decreasing in value, our standard of

l i v ing is f a l l ing—th is is a s i tuat ion wh ich demands

act ion by a l l students now!

What k ind of act ion can we take? The N U S advo­

cates nat ionwide rent strikes, refectory boycotts, peti­

tions, demonstrations and any show of student sol idarity

over this issue.

In order to understand why this form of economic

and po l i t i ca l act ion is necessary rather than sending

letters to M P s , or re ly ing on the Commit tee for V i ce

Chance l lors and Pr inc ipa ls ( C V C P ) to s imply show

the worthiness of our case to the government, we have

to analyse why the present s i tuat ion has occurred, and

what has prompted the N U S to take such measures.

A n y such analysis must be incomplete unless it looks

at a l l of the present worldwide pol i t ica l and economic

spectrum.

I he grants debate must be set in the context of the

present international crisis of capi ta l . International

capi ta l ism entered an inflationary boom cycle in 1^45

with the intention of paci fying the dangerously mil i tant

wo rk ing class of Europe . In so do ing it evaded one

crisis but paved the way for a yet more extensive and

damag ing one in the future, and this is the situation in

which we find ourselves now.

T h e present crisis is a crisis of value, in which the

value of currency is in continuous decline, while the

value of labour, reflected in an unti l recently increased

standard of l iv ing of the work ing class, is higher than

ever before. It is essential for capi ta l ism in each

country to inject greater value into its currency at the

expense of foreign capi ta l ism. T o do this it must first

cut the value of l abour on its home free market.

T h e value of labour is determined in the same way as

the value of any other commodi ty , in terms of the

labour required for its product ion. The cost of labour

is defined expl ic i t ly in "Wage L a b o u r and C a p i t a l " as

"the cost required for mainta in ing the worker as a

worker and of developing h im into a worker . " to which

M a r x later adds the cost o f replacing old labour power

with new, i.e. the cost of maintenance of dependents.

The cost of mainta in ing a worker is a m in imum if

the worker is l i v ing at subsistence level, and any i n ­

crease in standard of l i v ing above this level implies an

increase in the value, and hence cost, of that worker 's

labour (strictly, labour power). Thus any attempt to

lower the cost of labour must involve an attack on

the standard of l iv ing of workers. It is in this light

that we must approach issues such as the increasing

of indirect taxat ion relative to direct taxat ion and the

general shift from taxing luxuries to tax ing essentials;

the " F a i r " Rents Ac t , the introduct ion of V A T and the

"wage freeze" and other aspects of Phase II. Th i s last,

a long w i th entry to the E E C which wi l l faci l i tate move­

ment of capita l f rom Br i ta in to low-cost labour areas

of the communi t y and associate nations, and the In­

dustr ia l Re lat ions Ac t , constitute an attempt to emas­

culate the work ing class and prevent defence against

attacks on standards of l iv ing.

These arguments cannot be appreciated however if

universities are sti l l viewed as tra ining grounds for the

ru l ing class. In fact, this viewpoint has been shown to

be untenable by the upsurge in the last twenty years

in vocation-based courses, the increase in involvemen

on the part of industry in academic courses and the

Ro thsch i ld report on research and the role of the Po ly­

technic. Perhaps nowhere can this be seen more clearly

than at IC where the courses are obviously simply

tra ining grounds for industry. Students at IC can have

no false notions about being fledgling bourgeois—their

future is to be the highly sk i l led proletarians that are

required by our extremely advanced technological

society.

Thus students are as much proletarians as any man­

ual worker. However the tra ining required is such that

their development into workers is a far more protracted

process. Furthermore , the value of their labour power

when it is finally produced is very high due to the high

cost of developing such workers. So it comes as no

surprise that grant levels have fallen steadily since

1962: that the Re ta i l Pr ice Index went up 6 % in the

first half of last year while grants increased only 3 ^ % :

that " r a t i ona l i s a t i on " is the word of the day through­

out further educat ion, and there is talk of reducing

some three year courses to two years. A l l this is simply

a direct result of the international recession in cap

i ta l ism.

Seen in this way it is clear that letters to M P s arc

utterly without effect. There is a lot to be gained how­

ever by work ing with the C V C P as long as their m.itives

are c learly understood. E a c h V i ce Chance l l o r and

Pr inc ipa l is solely concerned with keeping the peace

on their ind iv idua l campusses, because it is only in

such an atmosphere that the colleges and univers i t ic

can fulfil their tasks of t ra ining and research. Refec­

tory and lecture boycotts are a method of disrupt ing

the quiet of college life as well as demonstrat ing student

sol idarity, and on a wide scale can thus spur the C V C P

to take action. But they wi l l try any method short of

support ing our case in order to achieve peace, for

example S i r John Hackett , Pr inc ipa l of K ing 's ( Lon ­

don), has stated that any rent strike act ion occurr ing

at K ing ' s w i l l mean higher rents next y ea r—a move

equivalent to b l ackma i l .

U n l i k e workers whose main economic weapon is to

w i thho ld their labour, the only economic act ion that

students can take is to not pa\ their hal l fees. Unfor -

tunately, owing to the suic idal short-sightedness of

the large r ight-wing contingent (who w i l l doggedly re­

fuse to admit they are members of the work ing class

unti l they are in their first jobs and fighting for their

first paj rise) at the union meeting where a motion

concerning this was raised, IC has voted away its sole

economic weapon in the grants fight.

M iners , gasmen, engineers and c i v i l servants are

arranging to go on strike for the same reasons as are

causing us to fight for a grant increase, and so there

wi l l be every opportunity for an al l iance in the future

with those and other sections of the work ing class as

they begin to feel the attacks of Phase II.

So massive support for the demo on February 21st

is absolutely essential as a way of d isplay ing nat ional

student sol idar i ty over this issue. We mean business,

so let's show it !

A L A S D H A I R C A M P B E L L & D A V I D B E E S O N

O R you can tel l E d w a r d

Heath that Queen of yours

to tell Thatcher to lay off

Students.

The Univers i ty author i ­

ties are at the moment st i l l

tak ing act ion against stu­

dents who allegedly took

part in demonstrat ions and

meetings d u r i n g the

Queen's visit. The court

proceedings are being held

in secret, against the

wishes of the accused.

M inutes are, of course,

taken, but the indepen­

dent stenographers were

dismissed after two days,

and the subsequent pro­

ceedings were recorded by

a college employee. When

(after a delay of two

weeks) the minutes were

suppl ied to the accused,

they discovered that these

minutes were not an ac­

curate record of the pro­

ceedings. There are sev­

eral other facts wh i ch

highl ight the incompetence

and the unfairness of the

d isc ip l inary system.

1. The defence has been

cont inuously frustrated in

the over-rul ing of quite

proper objections.

2. The d isc ip l inary com­

mittee have cont inuously

tried to rush through the

proceedings, despite the

fact that this has preju­

diced the defence case.

3. T h e prosecutors

(members of the college

authority ) are actual ly

being cal led as witnesses.

4. Witnesses cited by the

prosecution cannot be

cal led by the defence, in

some cases witnesses have

been cited for prosecution

and not been cal led to

give evidence.

6. The prosecutors refuse

.o comment on or give

reasons for its decisions.

7. The prosecution have

twice had to either radic­

a l l y change or amend

charges. The D isc ip l inary

Commit tee deemed that

al l the charges were in­

competent, " th is incom­

petency related purely to

questions of procedure' . In

a court of law this wou ld

inval idate a l l charges.

8. A t one point a pro­

secution witness indicated

the defence lawyer as

being present at the dem­

onstrat ion, he mistook h im

for the student he was

supposed to impl icate .

9. The court has la id the

burden of proof onto the

accused, to show their

innocence, rather than the

way a court of law sup­

posedly operates.

The prosecuting counsel

admitted in court that

none of the charges wou ld

even be considered rele­

vant in a court of law.

The Charges

Fourteen members of

the student counc i l were

accused wi th hav ing taken

part in a meeting which

decided to demonstrate on

the day of the Queen's

visit and that they fai led

to keep order at the meet­

ing that occurred. The pre­

sident was accused of

p lay ing a prominent part

in the demonstrat ion and

occupat ion of the l ibrary .

Mos t of the o t h e r

charges related to 'drunk

and disorder ly ' behaviour.

The Cases So F a r

F i v e students w e r e

charged wi th gaining un­

authorised entry to a re­

ception held for the Queen.

F o u r were found gui l ty.

One female student,

charged with d runk and

disorder ly was f o u n d

gui l ty on the evidence of

a photograph showing her

in a large c rowd.

The famous student

photographed d r i n k i n g

f rom a bottle, was charged

with d r ink ing f rom a

bottle . . . in the presence

of the Queen. H e was

found not gui l ty , because

the Queen sent a letter say­

ing she d id not find his

act ion discourteous.

The prejudiced nature

of the courts, and the type

of charges, especially the

one which the president of

the students associat ion

was faced wi th, c lear ly in­

dicate an attack on the

autonomy of s t u d e n t

affairs, and an attack par­

t icu lar ly on sabbat ical offi­

cers; in that the charge

could not be made to st ick

on any other students.

IC union pol icy is to

support any students-

faced with v ict imisat ion of

student at St ir l ing and has

already sent some money

to their defence fund.

Fel ix w i l l keep you in­

formed of events.

A L F PERRY

D E B I S H U P fi/ts i c

I w i l l a d m i t that I had

a l w a y s thought of Dr .

M i c h a e l R a m s e y (the

' A r c h b i s h o p of Cante r ­

b u r y ' to h is f r i ends ) as

a k i n d of sp i r i tua l heavy-

ar t i l l e ry . But w h e n I

went a l o n g to hear h i m

in G e n e r a l S t u d i e s on

T h u r s d a y last there was

a v i g our a n d chee r fu l ­

ness in h is manner that

we r e as r e f r esh ing as

they we r e en l i gh t en ing .

T h e ques t i ons a s k e d

c o v e r e d a w i d e area ,

f r om ' D o y ou be l i eve in

the P o p e ' s I n f a l l i b i l i t y ? "

to " W h a t are your v i e w s

on A l l e g r o ' s ' The S a c r e d

M u s h r o o m ' ? " and mos t

impor tant , the d i rec t

ques t i ons of fa i th " W h y

should I be a C h r i s t i a n ? "

— N o , the Pope is not i n ­

f a l l i b l e , w e l l , I haven ' t

s t u d i e d ' T h e S a c r e d

M u s h r o o m ' , but mos t

s c h o l a r s w h o have agree

that it is bogus , a n d y o u

s h o u l d be a C h r i s t i a n be­

c a u s e you w a n t to be, let

me te l l you w h y I a m .

These were the g enu ine

sort of a n s w e r s that the

A r c h b i s h o p g a v e — a n d ,

even if you d i s a g r e e d

w i t h the i r content , the i r

honesty w a s utter ly a d ­

m i rab l e .

To s u m m a r i s e the

ques t i ons is i m p o s s i b l e

(my sho r t -hand ' s a bit

l im i t ed ) but the m a n ' s

v i e w s on abs t rac t s l i ke

' The Day of J u d g m e n t ' ,

' E v i l ' a n d ' T h e D e v i l '

we re c l o s e l y - thought

and r emarkab l y accep t ­

ab l e to the p a c k e d a u d i ­

ence . The app l ause w a s

long and l o u d , a n d w e l l -

d e s e r v e d .

DAVID G U R N E Y

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T h e M u l t i - S p e c t r a

o f a n I . C . U . G .

— o r h o w t o u n d e r s t a n d

t h e n u t b e h i n d y o u

Superf icial ly, the " p o l i ­

t i ca l scene" in Imper ia l

Col lege U n i o n seems to

comprise 3 groups.

1. "The A p a t h i s t " who

never turns up to

anything.

2. " T h e wishy-washy

l i b e r a l — c u m — 2 0 per

cent reactionary —

c u m —let's-keep-the-

lefties-out.

3. " The L e f t " who may

be regarded as the

pr ime mover of the

po l i t i ca l scene.

However , the classifica­

t ion above does not by

any means define the

state of the problems.

" T h e A p a t h i s t " subdi­

v is ion is not solely com­

prised of the people we

l ike to think of who are

not aware, cannot be in ­

formed and whose only

occupation is the pursuit

of a degree. Included in

the group are the "defeat­

i s t s " (as John Lane

would ca l l them) who are

the people who think the

U n i o n can achieve noth­

ing and deliberately opt

out of U G M s . The Un ion

cannot affect them, they

have no wish to affect the

po l i t ica l activities of the

U n i o n , often their views

are not reflected by the

a p o e m

The Archb i shop of Canter­bury came

To IC the other day. He talked for an hour To M e c h Eng 220 Ful l of members of Godsoc and Jesus freaks and Monks and Nuns and Cameramen ahd M e ,

A n d my mate Kei th. Someone asked What is the dev i l? A n d he repl ied in a

Posh and Portly vo ice That the devi l was Many devi ls Some of wh i ch may be

Aliens. From other planets.

He once experienced an Evil So terrifying That it must have been Supernatural or Extraterrestial . But he quickly added that Mos t evi l is caused by Us humans.

M y mate Keith thinks that A l l evi l

Is caused by fat people Who live in Palaces and Mans ions and Who preach at others so that They do What the fat people want Them to do. He says God is a Crutch

For people who can't Come to terms with Objective reality.

He is very c!ever but has No soul .

So what ? Wi th apologies to

Tharg (17) . E.

A lasdha i r Campbe l l .

Un ion ' s Genera l Meet­

ings. The U n i o n is more

of a social organisation,

a faci l i ty that helps them

play sport, and continue

other pursuits.

No , the people who

don't turn up aren't a l l

apathists in the true sense

of the word ; their decision

is a conscious one.

The second group is

perhaps the most difficult

to define; sometimes it

cou ld be said that they

are the floating voters. The

" L e f t " often label some

of them the obstacles of

democracy when they

challenge the quo rum

with only 150 people pre­

sent. They are often the

most patient at U G M s ;

they w i l l wait through the

usually low standard de­

bate to vote w i th their

conscience on matters

such as V i e t n a m or No r ­

thern Ireland. O n matters

l ike that, the wishy-washy

L ibera l ' s vote rarely floats.

One could say that they

turn up out of duty. Whe­

ther or not they are the

main launchers of paper

darts is debatable!

That leaves "the Le f t . "

The tide of publ ic opin­

ion of the rest of pol i t ica l

thought (or lack of it, say

the Left ) ! is that once

you've seen one Lefty,

you've seen 'em a l l . No th ­

ing could be further f rom

the truth. The Le f t is

split, not only by its

definite subdivisions into

various factions, but more

distinctly by the attitudes

displayed by the factions

themselves I M G (Interna­

tional Marx i s t Group ) ,

YSSS (Young Socialists

Students Society and the

C P (Communist Party)

are the three ma in conten­

ders in the Left.

The r iva lry between

the groups is perhaps best

demonstrated by a few of

the happenings at I C

U G M s . The C P idea

" Take a Letter to the

D E S " was shot to pieces

at the last U G M by the

Marx is ts who cal led for

ind iv idua l letters and sup­

port for our actions.

Questions.

1. If you support our

aims, support our ac­

t i ons—IC I M G .

2. If you support nos

amis, support our

a c t i ons—Black Sep­

tember Movement .

The C P line was to ap­

peal to as many people as

possible, the I M G op­

posed purely on pr inciple ,

substituted altruistic non­

sense in its place, con­

fused the U G M and jeo­

pardised the Take a Let ­

ter campaign.

Meanwhi le , the Y S S S is

battl ing away in favour of

supplementary grants,

shunning publ ic i ty as next

to useless, and basing its

aspirations on a mass

movement involv ing a l l

the work ing and lower

classes to force the Tories

etc.

Even more depressing,

than this petty pol i t ica l

manoeuvering is the cur­

rent pol icy of both Y S S S

and I M G and, to a lesser

extent, the C P of no-nego­

tiation. The methods of

T io-Pepe D ip l omacy have

been rejected because of

alleged sellouts, but per­

haps they were unable to

produce any decent T P

Dip lomats . The latest

weapon of the Left is that

of just stating the demand

and a l lowing no compro­

mise.

Effectively, they send

round a memo to the of­

fending person/body/in­

stitution stating their de­

mands, and receive a po­

lite reply tel l ing them

what do wi th them.

The whole procedure

smacks of lack of style

and puerile adolescence.

Meanwhi le , under the

leadership of the split left

and a confused centre,

I C U must somehow push

the grants campaign

along. It is not l ike ly to

do so unt i l the wounds i n

the left heal, if only tem­

porari ly, and U G M s be­

come reasoned and co­

operative. The campaign

w i l l not be w o n by high-

powered pol i t ical dogma

from the Left or by low-

powered non-cooperation

from a l l sections, but w i l l

be won if the U n i o n can

advance on a l l fronts by

using tactics of truth and

honesty in stating the

facts.

P A U L J O W I T T

I N ' S

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Phosphorous

the Jobrot

antl Ferocious Hint

Part nine of the serialisation of the book by S. J. Swailes

They were out of the shelter of the is­land by now, and the winds seemed to be freshening, as the F a n n y dipped and rose over the waves. Feroc ious had finally man­aged to conduct a cup of coffee to the wait­ing he lmsman.

"Thanks , Feroc ious, " said George, "most welcome. Y o u might t e l l the others that I th ink we may have to shorten sai l i n the near future . " Feroc ious looked puzzled.

" B u t they've only just lengthened sai l , as you m igh t say." A n expression of seaman­l ike wisdom spread over George's face.

" A h " he said, " that 's the sea for you — never constant for more than a second at a t ime. One minute a glassy pond, the next a rag ing mae ls t rom; there's never a du l l moment when you're sa i l ing . "

" Y o u can say that again, " said Ferocious, " ha rd l y had I got used to one wa l l becom­ing the floor, when it became the roof— most confusing. "

George was r ight. The weather was cer­ta in ly tak ing a t u r n for tha worse. Whi te horses began to appear on the surface of the sea, and the elderly craft creaked and protested as she crashed f rom crest to trough.

"Come o n ! " shouted George, "get up on deck, you lot. Some of this sai l has got to come down. " Compla in ing , the tr io wr igg led their way out in to the open. The strength of the w ind was increasing a l l the t ime, and the leeward gunwale was under water. "I want the m a i n and the staysail down, we ' l l be fine on the mizzen and j ib alone," shou­ted George over the r i s ing howl of the wind. He was already le t t ing his sails flog to take some of the pressure off his ancient craft. The crack ing and flapping of the huge canvas shook the whole boat, and the r igg­ing throbbed and v ibrated in the wind. G in ­gerly the adventurers scrabbled their way along the ro l l ing deck, and attempted to lower the mainsa i l . The Tw igworm was more h indrance than help, fa l l ing over ropes, and be ing struck repeatedly over the head w i th the boom. But despite this l i v ing han­dicap, Ferocious and Phosphorous managed to lower the ma insa i l and the staysail. George was able to pay off a l i tt le, the re­ma i n i ng sails filled, and the o ld boat felt more at ease again. The now soaking wet crew made their unsteady way back to the relat ive shelter of the cockpit.

Fanny thrashed her way through the steepening waves, burs t ing through the crest of one, and dropp ing bodi ly into the trough of the next. Great gallons of green water exploded into the cockpit ; streams of spray were flung back f rom the r igg ing, and salt s tung the faces of the crew, m a k i n g them duck behind the deckhouse.

"I th ink I'm going to be s ick, " said the Tw igworm precipitately.

"To leeward, i f you have to," said George quick ly .

" W h e r e ? " asked the Tw igworm. "That way," said George po int ing down

wind. W i t h some jost l ing the Tw igworm posit ioned himself , s tar ing over the leeward r a i l i n a s ick ly manner. Secretly Ferocious was feel ing a mite queasy himself, but he felt bound to keep silent, seeing as the Tw igworm had already ment ioned the sub­ject.

"No t something I want to b r i n g up at present," he thought and regretted it.

B y this stage it was difficult to see m u c h further than the end of the bowsprit , as the spray blew across the boat i n sol id sheets, and the w ind watered their eyes. The Twigworm was v io lent ly sick.

"So that's what the poet meant by 'b lown spume' " thought Ferocious, thank fu l that the Tw ig had taken George's advice about wh ich side of the boat to stand. But a l l thoughts of poets were soon swept f rom Ferocious m i n d as he jo ined the Tw igworm at the ra i l .

George, however, was in fine fettle, his ha i r plastered to his head, salt encrust ing his eyebrows, he h u m m e d a naut ica l ditty.

Phosphorous ' t oo felt pretty good, and was rather enjoying himself . He beamed at George.

"I suppose that's what sailors ca l l 'heav­ing together ' " he said po in t ing to the dish­evelled forms of the Twigworm and Fero­cious. The latter was not amused.

" 0 callous c h u m , " he moaned, "were I not on the verge of l eav ing this mor ta l coi l , I wouldn ' t hal f l and you one." H is head shot back over the side of the boat. Phos­phorous ' k i n d heart was st i r red, and he was just stepping forward to he lp his f r iend, when George gave a shout.

" L ook ! The Tw igwormery ! " Sure enough, through the t o rn seas they could see the floating refuse t ip outl ine of the Twigworm­ery — shoot ing down w ind at the rate of several knots.

"A f t e r i t ! " shouted Phosphorous, and George leant hard on the t i l l er . Round swung the o ld vessel, r o l l i ng as she lay momentar i l y broadside on in the trough of a wave, then steadying as she came off the w ind , the sheets r u n out, and finally surg­ing away down w ind . Now that they were no longer fighting their way to windward, there was less water in the cockpit, and the F a n n y was surf ing a long on the crests of the waves.

The Twigworm seemed to have recov­ered instantaneously,

"Ooh , ooh," he squeaked, " qu i ck l y , oh dear, do stop it, catch it, oh faster please."

" D o i n g my best", said George. They seemed to be going at three hundred miles an hour , s t reaking down the face of one wave, and shooting off the top of the next. B u t the Twigwormery was not hang ing around. Its huge surface area acted as a sail, carrying-it a long at express t r a in speed. However, i t was not exactly sleek of h u l l , and the Fanny slowly began to catch it up.

" O h , oh, we're ga in ing on i t , " shouted the Twigworm, tu rn ing blue in the face w i th excitement, " M u m m y , Daddy, " he cr ied, " i t ' s me, Gosport . "

"Gospor t ? " said a green-gil led, incredu­lous Ferocious, " i s that your name?"

"Yes , " said the Twigworm, " d i d I not ment ion it before? I am sorry. It just never came into the conversat ion." Ferocious was f labbergasted.

" A l l this t ime, " he said, " and we've been ca l l ing you the T i n y Twigworm, when you have actual ly got a name a l l along. We l l , wel l . What k i n d of a name is 'Gosport ' any­way? " The Tw igworm looked a l itt le sheep­ish .

" U m , " he said, " y ou see the Twigwormery was floating past Gosport at the t ime of my b i r th , and my parents thought it would be a good name for me. " "I've heard worse," said Ferocious.

"I th ink it is a very nice name," said Phosphorous, encouragingly, " b u t perhaps we should go on ca l l ing you Twig , to avoid confusion. "

"Good th ink ing , Phosphorous, " said Fero­cious, " Tw i g you were and Twig you re­ma in — we can keep Gosport for formal occasions only . "

"I don't m i n d at a l l , " said the obl ig ing Twigworm.

They were now only forty or fifty yards behind the Twigwormery, and they could make out a large Tw igworm throw ing a bucket fu l l of potato peelings over the side.

" L o o k ! " squealed the Twigworm, "It's my Unc le T u b i n g throw ing out the rubb ish . He waved his rubbery arms and squeaked but Unc le Tub ing did not seem to notice.

" B i t slow on the uptake is he? Y o u r Unc le Wha tno t ? " asked Ferocious. He never received his answer for George sud­denly gave a cry and fe l l sp lut ter ing to the floor of the cockpit . Wi thout her owner's hand on the he lm. Fanny swung into the wind, heel ing f rant ica l ly as she d id so, and t ipp ing the crew into a wr igg l ing heap. It seemed that once again the Twig­wormery was going to escape them.

Felix No. 3 2 8 , Tuesday, February 13, 1973 was edited by Ol iver Dowson. A l so implicated were (in alphabetical order): Mar t in C. Black, A lasdha i r Campbe l l , Peter Crawford , Derek Cum-mings, Mar t in Doughty, Dave Gr ibble , David Gurney, David Hobman, Sonia Hochfelder, Graham K ing , John Lane, A l f Perry, Gordon Reece, Michae l Si lverleaf, M ichae l Southon, John Stares, R. J . Smyth and Steven Swai les .

Fel ix is printed by F. Bai ley and Son Ltd. , Dursley GL11 4BL.

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Fel ix l ives on the third floor of the Union Bui ld ing , address: Imperial Col lege Un ion , London S W 7 2 B B , telephone 01-589 5111 ext 2229 (PO) , 2881 (Internal). The Editor l ives in Weeks Ha l l , Room 14, te l . 01 -589 9608 (PO) , 4236 (Internal). Contr ibutions and help for Felix are always welcome.

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February 13th, 1973 F E L I X

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AN INTELLECTUAL WEEKEND F o u r times a year, the weekend solitude of S i lwood

P a r k field station is upset by the ar r i va l of a coachload

of pseudo-intellectuals under the T O U C H S T O N E ban­

ner. Occasional ly F E L I X manages to infi ltrate a

pseudo-reporter into this exclusive group. O u r chance

this year came w i th Lawrence Bur t on who spoke on

"Democracy versus the E x p e r t " .

H I S T O R Y (frequently) self-appointed

Touchstone first saw e x P e r t s ' F r o m t h e d a y s

l ight of day when Sir R o d - w h e n N e w t o n first s t i f l e d

eric H i l l (rector of the

50's) made the ini t ia l

moves i n I C towards Gen ­

eral Studies. Its format,

l ike college attitudes to

G e n e r a l Studies, has

changed very l itt le since.

Th i s is not intended as c r i ­

t ic ism (of Touchstone)

though which has ac­

quired a character and tra­

d i t ion bely ing its compar­

atively short existence.

F O R M

F o r the multitudes who

have never enjoyed the re­

lax ing atmosphere of a

Touchstone w e e k e n d

(would you believe even

more people go through

college without a Touch­

stone than a l l those who

never go to U n i o n meet­

ings?) a quick review of

fo rm shouldn' t go amiss.

The weekend starts outside

the U n i o n A r c h at 1415

hrs Saturday when the

coach arrives to take us

away (ha, ha). U p o n arr i ­

val at Si lwood we start

eating, and eating, and eat­

ing, and . . . (more resem­

blance to a Gourmet 's

Gobb l e than an intellect­

ua l weekend). Interspersed

between meals come a talk

by the speaker, discussion

groups, a walk in the park

(or read of Sunday news­

papers depending on wea­

ther) and a review of the

discussion topic by the

speaker. A t 1600 hrs Sun­

day the coach returns to

the hal lowed precincts of

I C proper. Since, owing to

college subsidies, you get

a l l this for only £1.00,

everybody (even you, my

boy) can afford to go —

your esteemed reporter

wholeheartedly recom­

mends it.

T E C H N O L O G Y v.

T H E I N D I V I D U A L

So to the subject of last

w e e k e n d ' s discussion,

Democracy versus the E x ­

pert" . Genera l consensus

was qu ick to agree that the

topic had the makings of

a " g o o d " Touchstone

(don't forget, they know

. . . they've pract ical ly a l l

been before!) being almost

infectious i n its appeal.

A s technology advances

we become increasingly

unable to counter the

views a n d agreements

placed before us by our

general discussion of the

concepts of mechanics (by

his new, mathematical , ap­

proach) experts have been

endeavouring to elevate

their status above the

coffee-room proletariat.

D o you know more about

Concorde than the brains

of B A C ?

A C H A N C E ?

Fortunate ly there has

been a concurrent increase

in media-coverage wh ich

attempts to prov ide basic

facts (e.g. P iccadi l ly ) . Th is

is a necessary prerequisite

for general consumer par­

t ic ipation, wh i ch should

undoubtedly fol low. There

are exceptions to be noted

here though when (e.g.

shoes, cars) it is question­

able whether the consumer

actually gets what he

wants; or what advertise­

ments tell h i m he wants—

remembering that experts

have ideals (special shoes,

safety cars) wh ich far f rom

being attained, aren't even

being moved towards.

K I D S

Touchstone discussion

groups fol low general

question time guides. The

speaker questioned " W h o

decides how to br ing up

chi ldren—parents o r ch i ld -

psychologists?" s imi lar ly

" W h o runs schools and

colleges?" It was agreed

that wi th in l imits demo­

cracy may be intended

wi th in a university but

within the wider constrat-

ings of society pressures

are brought to bear over­

rul ing the wishes of those

most immediate ly con­

cerned.

P A D S ?

Term-planning was con­

sidered too. In the ques­

t ion of the "Eng l i shman 's

Cas t l e " how can conflict­

ing opinions a l l be taken

into account. H o w many

new towns are aesthetic­

al ly appealing to the pass­

ing visitor and yet unsuited

to the permanent inhabi ­

tant?

So to the question of

transferrable expertise. It

is incredible how many

experts i n one field (one of

your department's profs?)

are consulted, in an expert

capacity, i n total ly unre­

lated fields. Perhaps, bluff

and deception p lay a large

part w i th such people.

Ponder for a whi le , when

you hear an "exper t " —

are you the right k i n d of

expert to be quoted on this

subject?

Y O U

Th is article is N O T i n ­

tended to review personal

opinions expressed dur ing

one weekend at S i lwood

Park. I have endeavoured

to prompt Y O U the reader

to think, so try these guide­

lines :

T h i n k about the Touch­

stone questions n o t e d

above

and th ink about coming to

a Touchstone weekend i n

the future

and G o along to listen to

Lawrence Bur t on when

you next have the oppor­

tunity.

F i n a l l y I, the F E L I X

reporter, wou ld l ike to

t h a n k M r . M c D o w a l l ,

Genera l Studies, for hav­

ing me along, and M C B

for g iv ing me a l i ft (with

seven other passengers) in

the Jowit t - christened

Kosher K i t - e -Ka t Car r i e r

Express.

T H E M A R X I S T

R E F R I G E R A T Q 8 O F I C

In a W e l s h f a r m s e t u p b y B R A D — B i o -

t e c h n i c R e s e a r c h a n d D e v e l o p m e n t — a h e a t

p u m p i s b e i n g b u i l t w h i c h w i l l w a r m t h e

h o u s e b y e x t r a c t i n g h e a t f r o m a n e a r b y

s t r e a m .

Y e s . It s o u n d e d a b i t s i l l y t o m e . It w o r k s

a s a s o r t o f i n v e r t e d r e f r i g e r a t o r w i t h F r e o n

b e i n g p u m p e d b e t w e e n t h e h o u s e a n d t h e

s t r e a m . T h e F r e o n i s h e a t e d b y t h e w a t e r

a n d , a f t e r b e i n g p u m p e d b a c k t o t h e h o u s e ,

c o o l s a n d t h u s h e a t s t h e h o u s e b y a n e v a p ­

o r a t i o n / c o n d e n s a t i o n c y c l e .

I h a d n e v e r t h o u g h t o f t h a t s o r t o f p o s s i ­

b i l i t y f r o m m y k n o w l e d g e o f r e f r i g e r a t i o n

g l e a n e d a t I .C . ( w h i c h m a y s a y l i t t l e f o r m y

i m a g i n a t i o n ) . B u t s u r e l y , w i t h t h e p r o b a b l e

i m p e n d i n g e x i g u i t y o f e n e r g y — a n d e n e r g y

i s i n h e r e n t i n t h e t e a c h i n g o f S c i e n c e a n d

T e c h n o l o g y — t h e s o c i a l i m p l i c a t i o n s o f

p r e s e n t e n e r g y c o n s u m p t i o n a n d i d e a s , d e ­

v e l o p m e n t s a n d r e s e a r c h i n t o n e w e n e r g y

f o r m s a n d w a y s o f h a r n e s s i n g e x i s t i n g

s o u r c e s — w i n d , s o l a r e n e r g y , e t c . — o u g h t

t o b e b a s i c t o a n y s y l l a b u s a t I .C.

W h y t h i s i s n o t s o i s b e c a u s e t h e c u r r i ­

c u l u m m o r t i s a t I .C . i s e s t a b l i s h m e n t - o r i e n t ­

a t e d p a r t i c u l a r l y t o w a r d s t h e n e e d s o f i n ­

d u s t r y . N o w , s i n c e i t s e e m s t o b e t h e t h i n g

t o d o i n F e l i x t o i n t e r p r e t e v e r y s i n g l e f a c e t

o f m o d e r n s o c i e t y i n t e r m s o f w h a t M a r x

w r o t e n e a r l y a c e n t u r y a g o , I t h o u g h t I 'd

h a v e a g o . O n e t h i n g M a r x b e l i e v e d w a s

t h a t t h e c u l t u r e — a r t f o r m s , l i t e r a t u r e e t c . —

o f a s o c i e t y s h o u l d i n t e r p r e t t h a t s o c i e t y

r a t h e r t h a n i m p l a n t i d e a s f r o m o u t s i d e i t .

T h i s t o m e i s o n e o f t h e w o r s t o f M a r x ' s

c o n c e p t s , s t i f l i n g f r e e e x p r e s s i o n w h i c h , i n

i t s m a n y f o r m s , i s e s s e n t i a l t o t h e d e v e l o p ­

m e n t o f a b e t t e r s o c i e t y . T e c h n o l o g y i s

i n h e r e n t t o a n y m o d e r n W e s t e r n c u l t u r e

a n d t h a t p r a c t i s e d a t I .C . , b e i n g m a i n l y

o r i e n t a t e d w i t h i n t h e f r a m e w o r k o f t h e s o c i ­

e t y , i s t h e r e f o r e t a u g h t i n t h e b e s t t r a d i t i o n s

o f M a r x i s m .

L o g i c o f t h i s s o r t i s o f v a l u e a s a b i t o f

a g i g g l e a n d l i t t l e e l s e . L o g i c a n d o b j e c t i v i t y

a r e a n e c e s s a r y t o o l o f m o d e r n T e c h n o l o g y ,

b u t i t cam b e w r o n g l y u s e d w h e r e c r i t i c a l

s u b j e c t i v i t y a n d c o m p a s s i o n a r e a b e t t e r

a l t e r n a t i v e . T h e i d e a o f s e t t i n g 0 . 0 0 1 %

p o p u l a t i o n a f f e c t e d , s a y , a s a " s a f e "

J O H N B . S T A R E S " p e r m i s s i b l e " l e v e l o f p o l l u t i o n o r r a d i a t i o n

i s s u r e l y a w r o n g a p p r o a c h , p a r t i c u l a r l y i f

y o u a r e o n e o f t h e 0 . 0 0 1 % ( o n e o f a b o u t

3 0 , 0 0 0 i n t h e W o r l d ) . It i s c e r t a i n l y t r u e

t h a t t h e p r o b l e m s c r e a t e d a s s i d e - e f f e c t s o f

T e c h n o l o g y c a n n o t b e s o l v e d b y f u r t h e r

T e c h n o l o g y a l o n e a n d i t i s e s s e n t i a l , t h e r e ­

f o r e , t h a t t h e t e a c h i n g o f T e c h n o l o g y p r o ­

p o u n d s t h e s o r t o f a p p r o a c h t h a t B R A D h a s

u n d e r c o n s i d e r a t i o n .

T h i s G o d i n d u s t r y , t h i s g r e a t e n e r g y c o n ­

s u m e r a n d G N P w o r s h i p p e r , i s s t i l l p r o d u c ­

i n g m a s s e s o f i t s p r o d u c t s w i t h l i t t l e c o n ­

s i d e r a t i o n t o w a r d s t h e b y - p r o d u c t s t h e y l i b ­

e r a t e . In m y d e p a r t m e n t ( P u b l i c H e a l t h E n ­

g i n e e r i n g ) e a c h s t u d e n t i s m a k i n g a s u r v e y

o f t h e e f f l u e n t t r e a t m e n t a n d d i s p o s a l m e t h ­

o d s o f a p a r t i c u l a r i n d u s t r y . M a n y c o m ­

p a n i e s h a v e r e f u s e d t o s a n c t i o n s t u d e n t s

v i s i t i n g t h e m . M a n y h a v e h a d t h e c r a s s

r u d e n e s s t o n o t e v e n r e p l y . ( P r e s u m a b l y

t h e r e i s l i t t l e f i n a n c i a l r e t u r n i n s t u d e n t s

h a n g n g r o u n d y o u r f a c t o r y . ) A n d t h o s e w h o

h a v e g i v e n a p o s i t i v e r e s p o n s e a r e m a i n l y

t h e l a r g e r , i n t e r n a t i o n a l C o r p o r a t i o n s w h o ,

b e i n g s u s c e p t i b l e t o p u b l i c o p i n i o n , a r e

d o i n g q u i t e a P R j o b o n t h e i r p o l l u t i o n a b a t e ­

m e n t s u c c e s s e s .

T h e t e a c h i n g o r i e n t a t i o n a t I .C. w i l l p r o b ­

a b l y c h a n g e o n l y v e r y s l o w l y . T h e m o m e n ­

t u m o f i n s t i t u t i o n s s u c h a s t h i s i s s l u g g i s h ,

p r i n c i p a l l y b e c a u s e t h e t e a c h e r s a r e p r i m a r ­

i l y r e s e a r c h e r s a n d m o s t r e s e a r c h i s h e a v i l y

c o m m i t t e d t o w a r d s i n d u s t r y . H e n c e a n a t ­

u r a l c o n s e r v a t i s m r e s u l t s i n t h e c u r r i c u l u m

a n d i t s p r o p o n e n t s .

M a n y , t o o m a n y , t e c h n o l o g i s t s e f f i c a c i ­

o u s l y c a r r y o n t h e i r r e s e a r c h a n d d e v e l o p ­

m e n t w o r k i n t o s o m e d e t a i l w i t h o u t e v e r

c o n s i d e r i n g t h e i m p l i c a t i o n s o f t h e w h o l e .

P e t e r L a u r i e , i n a r e c e n t S u n d a y T i m e s

a r t i c l e d i s c u s s i n g t h e P o s t O f f i c e d e f e n c e

s y s t e m s i t e d a r o u n d t h e c o u n t r y , s a i d o f

t h e e n g i n e e r s w h o h a d d e s i g n e d t h e m : " F e w

o f t h e m h a v e a n y i d e a w h a t t h e y ' r e d o i n g o r

w h y t h e y ' r e d o i n g it . . . i f y o u s p e a k , a s

I h a v e o f t e n d o n e , w i t h t h e e n g i n e e r s . . .

a n d a s k t h e m w h y t h e i r t o w e r i s o n t h i s

h i l l a n d n o t t h a t o n e , t h e y d o n ' t k n o w . It

i s n o t p a r t o f t h e i r j o b to a s k t h a t k i n d o f

q u e s t i o n . . . . "

P e r h a p s it o u g h t t o b e .

M A R T I N D O U G H T Y .

CEFE on the grants campaign We demand a l iv ing grant

— e n d the means test now

We want more money —

starving isn't funny

£100 now

These were some of the

slogans of the demonstra­

tion last Wednesday; the

first action of the grants

campaign m IC . F o r the

first t ime I C students

turned words into deeds

and came out on the street

demanding higher grants.

Bu t demonstrations alone

achieve little. They cer­

ta inly don't force the gov­

ernment to do anything

and the publ ic i ty value is

min ima l . We have already

shown by voting i n favour

of refectory boycotts that

we know it is only by put­

ting pressure on the co l ­

lege authorities and thus

the government that we

can w in our demands.

The refectory boycotts

are a start to effective

action. The college auth­

orities are already very

worried about the conse­

quences and Mooney is

attempting to get a 25 per

cent increase in prices. We

must be aware of this and

be prepared to take act ion

against any such price

rises. B y boycott ing the

refectories we are hitt ing

the college authorities at

their weakest point, since

the refectories have to be

self financing; our actions

thus have the greatest

effect. Th i s is therefore a

tact ical ly correct way to

begin our campaign. Those

who came on the demon­

stration must now work to

expla in to the rest of the

students why we are boy­

cotting the refectories, and

get them to see the need

for such act ion, thus bu i ld ­

ing up support and getting

more students involved.

F o r we can only continue

our campaign if we have

greater awareness among

the rest of the students.

F r o m refectory boycotts

we can go on to lecture

b o y c o t t s , occupations,

short-duration strikes, etc.,

wh ich disrupt the running

of college and thus also put

pressure on the authorities.

These actions wou ld i n ­

volve a l l the students;

therefore those students

who were not on the de­

monstrat ion and never go

to union meetings must

also become convinced of

the need for act ion. The

grants campaign must be

extended. The harder we

fight the greater w i l l be our

success.

A s regards students as

a whole the present act ion

i n wh i ch we are engaged

is a very significant step

forward. Students are now

involved wi th issues wh i ch

directly affect us and, hav­

ing been forced into action

by necessity, are learn ing !

that we have the strength!

to w i n our demands p r o - !

vided we take effective

action. In this we are in

the same si tuat ion as the

rest of the work ing class;

however, we are only now

beginning to realise what

other workers have real­

ized a l l along: that i t is

only through struggle that

we can defend out inter­

ests.

The fight for a decent

standard of l iv ing w i l l not

end wi th the present cam­

paign. Even £100 hardly

brings us back to the 1962

level let alone gives us any

real increase. A s long as

prices continue to rise

there w i l l always be the

need to fight for higher

grants. The strength and

experience gained i n this

campaign wi l l serve us in

the future.

I C U Elect ions

Nominat ions a r e now

open for the ma in posts

of the union inc luding the

sabbat ical posts. T h e

strength of the union o f

course depends on the

awareness and involve­

ment of the members but

good strong leadership is

essential. The grants cam­

paign throughout t h e

country has shown that

we need a union prepared

to take act ion to defend

the interests of its mem­

bers. The President of the

union must be actively i n ­

volved i n leading the

union to fight against a l l

attacks on students and

get a l l students involved

in act ion. We cal l on a l l

students to vote for the

candidate who has demon­

strated these qualities.

S O N I A H O C H F E L D E R

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the sports pag^5

Last Saturday the 1st X I got back to serious busi­

ness w i th a league match against the league leaders,

Silver Wing . It turned out to be a hard match wh ich

Silver W i n g just managed to win 1—0 with a disputed

goal.

The game got off in a good fashion when straight f rom

the bul ly Silver W i n g broke through and hit the post

without an I.C. player touching the ba l l . Mos t of the

act ion then seemed to be centred i n I.C.'s circle, but

Silver W i n g were unable to score as Sid Bou l t on was

having one of his better games in goal.

Dur ing one of I.C.'s bursts of pressure in the first

half the ba l l d i d actual ly find the Silver W i n g net but

M i c k Downs was, rather harshly, b lown up for sticks.

The second half continued i n much the same way

wi th plenty of act ion in both circles. However, tempers

became a bit frayed and a few people squared up to

each other after silly little fouls.

W i t h only ten minutes of the match remaining Silver

W i n g were awarded their goal. Fo l l ow ing a break on

the right, their centre-forward broke free into the circle

— helped by what seemed to be a foot — and, on the

challenge of the goalkeeper, pushed the ba l l into the

net w i th his back-stick.

Ove ra l l it was a fair performance only marred by

some of the decisions that R o n Pa lmer gave i n the

second half, when — i n his own words — it became

to dark to fo l low a dirty ba l l .

T eam: S. Bou l t on ; R . Cameron , D . Browne; B .

Evans, T . Hanson , G . Popple; A . Tatchel l , M . Downs,

D . R i c h m a n , J . Ast ley , C . Dyer.

O n another p i tch a few yards away a full-strength

2nd X I entertained a weakened U . C . M . 2nd X I to a

5 — 0 thrashing. A f t e r much argument I.C. gave U . C . M .

a player — the O l d Age Pensioner — to strengthen

their left wing.

I.C. scored three goals i n the first half through A l a n

B r o w n , Dave N e a l and T i m Fel ine. Dave N e a l then

added two more in the second half, but " fo rgo t " to buy

his jug. There wou ld have been many more goals but

for I.C.'s inabi l i ty to hit the ba l l accurately towards the

goal.

The O . A . P . p lay ing for U . C . M . on the L . W . had an

enjoyable t ime watching the first team game and i n the

bar afterwards, missed an open goal i n the first half

and, to everyone's amusement, missed a penalty fl ick in

the second.

T eam: P. Brooks ; I. Boyd , P. Fox t on ; D . Agnes,

A . B r o w n , S. Bo t t om; D . West, I. Read , D . N e a l

('Scrooge'), T . Fel ine.

O n Wednesday the first eleven visited a much-changed

Silver W i n g and gained revenge by coming away w i th

a 4—2 w in . The goals came f r om M i c k Downs, and

three f rom M a r k Tatche l l , one helped in by a defender.

A f t e r last week's report, it seems that some people

do not know the special relat ionship that M i c k Downs

has w i th his favourite d r ink , He ineken. We l l , towards

the end of last season a few of the P.A. 's gather for a

celebration piss-up. A f t e r the bars had closed, this

adjourned w i th a couple of crates of Newky and H e i n ­

eken, to 326 Fa lmou th . A s there were a few party

games going on, the Newky qu i ck l y disappeared; so the

participants were then required to dr ink Heineken. N o w

M i c k Downs, whose t iming was slightly out o n this

evening, took one sip of Heineken and immediately left

to have a l i qu id laugh on the landing outside. F o r those

who are interested that famous bottle is sti l l on show

in 326 Fa lmouth .

M I X E D H O C K E Y

Last Sunday the I.C. mixed X I continued on their

victorious path when they defeated Q . E . C . 2 — 1 . Unfor ­

tunately both teams had diff iculty i n raising fu l l sides.

T h e I.C. centre-half fai led to turn up (pissed again,

A lan ) , so they unleashed their secret weapon—Godfrey

Everett (who's he?). Q . E . C . were two girls short ( "They

haven't recovered f rom last n ight ! " ) , so A n n Purv is was

volunteered (a sick joke) to play for Q .E .C . , and turned

out to be their star player, unt i l clobbered by the I.C.

captain — their only p laying O .A .P .

A f t e r an in i t ia l burst of Q . E . C . pressure, I.C. began

to play their no rma l devastating brand of hockey, i.e.

Wonder B o y br i l l iant ly creating open goals but then

mak ing a right cock-up of it. I .C. scored i n each hal f

— the first f r om a W . B . short corner, the second f rom

Poacher Everett. Q .E .C . ' s goal came later i n the match

fo l lowingan ind iv idua l run b y their right-half.

The memorable points were: Poacher Everett 's mys­

t i fy ing display of hockey ski l ls, once he had stopped

p lay ing w i th the female fu l l back; W.B. ' s shooting; and

J o h n Ast ley 's outstanding performance at centre-half.

T eam: R . Cameron ; Ju l i e Andrews (O.A.P: ) , G . Pop­

ple; Jacqui Buzzard , J . Ast ley , Chr i s B r o w n ; Blossom,

W.B . , Janet Manf ie ld , Poacher Everett.

motor cyclists unite! The motor cycle section is alive and well and l iv ing

in a hole under E x h i b i t i o n R o a d pavement. O u r H . Q .

(hindquarters?) is under the aforesaid pavement in front

of M e c h . Eng . bui ld ing , access v i a the steps to the

lawn. W e had a very interesting and enjoyable motor­

cycle film show earlier this term as a l l of you who

were there (12)! w i l l know. O u r next meeting is i n the

hole this Wednesday, i.e. the 14th (which is St. Va l en ­

tine's Day) . So come along and show how m u c h you

love your bike any time after 2 p.m.

Future activities include a " B u r n to B r i g h t o n " on

Saturday, M a r c h 10th (leave M e c h . E n g . concourse 10

a.m.). If you haven't got a bike and can't arrange a lift,

contact me and I ' l l do my best (Cor!) . So, see you a l l

there, and if you have any queries (sweetie) please con­

tact me v ia M e c h . Eng . letter rack or Weeks 36.

B R U C E C R O S S

Motor sport Sunday, the 28th January, saw a large entry of 29

drivers for C & G M o t o r C lub ' s first big event, a " P r o ­

duct ion C a r T r i a l " . The thirteen tests wh i ch made up

the tr ial consisted of a variety of m u d or gravel hi l ls

and four speed tests. The speed tests were also fa ir ly

varied, containing an "autotest" type test, a h i l l c l imb

through a wood and a spectacular water splash.

Despite the complete lack of experience of our d r i ­

vers, some of them put in some very respectable per­

formances, even when compared wi th the four "experts"

f rom the Cem'ian M o t o r C lub . T ony Ra ine (Mech.

E n g . 1), put i n a sparkl ing performance in the Range

Rove r and succeeded i n col lecting no penalty points

whatsoever. Needless to say Tony took the prize for

the Specials Class. M i k e M a s o n (Mining) , put i n an i n ­

credible performance in his first competit ive event and

despite the handicap of dr iv ing a strange car ( M a l c o l m

Newman's 1100), took first place overal l . M i k e collected

a total of only twelve penalty points and so becomes

the first winner of the " T u r n b a l l T r o p h y " .

H o t on M i k e ' s heels came the four Cemian, entries.

R o n Wha l l ey (Ford 100E) tak ing second place overal l ,

a mere one per cent behind M i k e . T a k i n g s ixth place

overal l and the second best c lub member was M a l c o l m

Newman (1100), whose performance was only spoilt by

a poor time through the water. R o b Armi tage (Renault)

came in seventh overal l and class winner (his car was

the only one i n its class). Men t i on should also be made

of Perry (mind that tree!) Newton in 8th place (dented

Escor t G T ) , and a surprising 10th place for Pete C r a m b

dr iv ing a vast ten foot wide Cor t ina M k 3 Estate, wh ich

somehow avoided trees wh i ch the large cars such as

Escorts hit.

Despite the lack of time to complete a l l the tests

everyone had a great deal of fun (except the trees). B y

next year the organisers hope to have developed inflat­

able plastic trees for the benefit of Escorts and also

they hope to discover a h i l l too steep for a Range Rover .

M a n y thanks to everyone who marshal led.

J I M B R I G G S

cross country W H E R E H A V E A L L T H E R U N N E R S G O N E ?

First the good news: R o b Parker 's legs really are the

same length ! A n d now the bad news: The results —

Bereft of our beloved captain and many others through

various injuries and excuses (such as pins and needles

brought on by hard training), our team has been some­

what under-strength throughout the term.

We didn't m ind running or rather squelching the

Q . M . C . 1\ but crampons wou ld have been appreciated

to get out of the odd drainage d i tch ! F ine performances

by P. C la rke , D . Payne and S. Webb helped the team to

finish in 11th posit ion (out of 12).

A very injury depleted team performed we l l i n the

3rd league race at Surrey Un iv . " G r a n n y " C l a rke and

R o b A l l i n s o n d id well i n coming 24th and 36th respec­

tively. Perhaps we were spurred on by having to pass no

fewer than three injured c lub officials six times dur ing

the race (Rod Parker , captain, H u g h Culverhouse, sec ,

J i m Bathrust, treas.).

The less said about the U . C . 5 the better, so I won't

say anything. The next bit comes courtesy of an anony­

mous U . C . P .A . and was found on the X - C o u n t r y

Not ice B oa rd : U C vs. I.C. 31/1/73.

U . C . "Superstars" had yet another total ly bor ing race

v the I.C. Mag i ca l Mystery team.

U .C . , fielding a very weakened team in sympathy

w i th I.C.'s tota l lack of athletic talent, displayed once

again (boring!!) the qualities that make them worthy

London champions.

However, I.C. put up a very spirited show in the face

of inevitable defeat, managing to c lock in the last five

counters i n personal best times. R o b Parker was heard

to say, " I knew our lads had it i n them" .

I conclude this objective, unbiased report of " The

R i c h m o n d Massac r e " (oops! what a give-away), by

sending our deepest sympathies to Peg-leg Parker, the

Master M a r k e r and his F lower People.

Signed A N O N

The bit about the personal bests was not quite cor­

rect, P. C l a r k e took his down to 29 : 56, D . Payne

knocked his down (yet again!) to 31 : 41, and Pete John­

son is now down to ?????

A team supplemented by guests i n the form of B .

Dabrowsk i and R. Pa lmer (U .C. reject would you be­

lieve) came, a close second in a three cornered match

at Coulsden against a strong South London Harr iers

and a pathetic, even by our standards, L o n d o n Postal

Reg ion team. The guests d id wel l , Barry Dabrowsk i

.was 2nd i n 31:02, the U . C . person was 8th, Pau l C l a rke

was 4th in 32:25, fo l lowed by R o b A l l i nson 10th, Dave

P a yne 11th, Dave Jones 17th, and bringing up the rear

in 42 : 23, the star of the team, Pad Donnel ly. Pad says

this performance was due not to his getting lost (for a

change) but to an excess of C o l d Germs and Guinness.

A l s o seen running this term were : R . Madd i son ,

Ka l i r a y , S. L i t t l ewood, I. Isherwood and N e i l Whatsis-

name. D.J .P . , A . P . A .

JOHN LANE S H O W D O W N A T B R I A N T ' S !

L a s t t e r m t h e U n i o n p a s s e d a r e s o l u t i o n o f s u p p o r t

f o r t h e w o r k - i n a t B r i a n t C o l o u r P r i n t i n g i n S E L o n ­

d o n . B r i a n t ' s w a s c l o s e d s e v e n m o n t h s a g o . S i n c e

t h e n t h e w o r k e r s h a v e b e e n k e e p i n g t h e p l a n t r u n n i n g

w i t h a v i e w t o g e t t i n g a b u y e r t o t a k e o v e r t h e w h o l e

c o m p a n y a s a g o i n g c o n c e r n . T h e y a r e a t p r e s e n t

n e g o t i a t i n g w i t h a p o t e n t i a l b u y e r .

T h e l i q u i d a t o r , h o w e v e r , p r e f e r s a s s e t s t r i p p i n g .

If h e h a s h i s w a y t h e w o r k - f o r c e w i l l b e b r o k e n u p ,

t h e m a c h i n e r y s o l d a n d t h e s i t e s o l d i n a n i c e , p r o f i t ­

a b l e p r o p e r t y d e a l . T o t h i s e f f ec t h e h a s i s s u e d

w r i t s t h r o u g h t h e H i g h C o u r t s t o e v i c t t h e w o r k - i n ,

t o g a i n p o s s e s s i o n o f d o c u m e n t s a n d f o r c o s t s a n d

d a m a g e s . T h e w o r k - i n c o m m i t t e e f a c e i m p r i s o n m e n t .

T h i s t h e y a r e p r e p a r e d t o d o r a t h e r t h a n s e l l o u t

t h e w o r k e r s w h o s e j o b s t h e y a r e f i g h t i n g f o r .

W e m u s t p u t o u r r e s o l u t i o n i n t o a c t i o n b y r e s ­

p o n d i n g t o t h e i r c a l l f o r s u p p o r t . F i r s t l y , t h e y

a r e o r g a n i z i n g a m a s s p i c k e t o u t s i d e B r i a n t ' s f r o m

1 2 . 0 0 t o d a y . . . w h e n t h e w r i t e x p i r e s . A n y I .C.

s t u d e n t w h o c a n g o s h o u l d m e e t a t 1 1 . 0 0 i n t h e

U n i o n O f f i c e .

S e c o n d l y , a r o t a o f c o l l e g e s u p p o r t i n g t h e w o r k - i ' n

h a s b e e n o r g a n i s e d t o m a n t h e p i c k e t l i n e f o r t h e r e s t

o f t h e w e e k . IC h a s b e e n a s k e d b y t h e B r i a n t ' s

c o m m i t t e e t o t u r n o u t f o r W e d n e s d a y f r o m 1 2 . 0 0

o n w a r d s .

T h e B r i a n t ' s w o r k e r s a r e f i g h t i n g f o r " T h e R i g h t

t o W o r k " , a f u n d a m e n t a l r i g h t w h i c h t h e l a w i s n o w

t h r e a t e n i n g t o d e n y t h e m . T h e i r f i g h t h a s b e e n f a r

f r o m s e l f i s h — t h e i r p r i n t i n g f a c i l i t i e s h a v e c o n -

s t a n l y b e e n m a d e a v a i l a b l e f o r o t h e r w o r k i n g c l a s s

s t r u g g l e s — t h e f i v e j a i l e d d o c k e r s , t h e U C S w o r k -

i n , e t c . It i s n o w t i m e f o r t h e i r s u p p o r t e r s t o r a l l y

t o t h e i r d e f e n c e .

I N F L A T I O N — D E P R E S S I O N

I h o p e t h e r e i s n ' t a n y o n e l e f t w h o d o e s n o t k n o w

t h a t N U S s u b m i t t e d a c l a i m f o r a £ 6 5 i n c r e a s e l a s t

S e p t e m b e r . T h i s w a s i n f a c t t h e d e c l i n e i n p u r ­

c h a s i n g p o w e r o f t h e " o u t s i d e L o n d o n " g r a n t s i n c e

t h e l a s t r e v i e w i n 1 9 7 1 . T h e c l a i m f o r L o n d o n

w a s f o r £ 8 0 .

S i n c e t h e G o v e r n m e n t i s u n l i k e l y t o p a y u p u n t i l

t h e b e g i n n i n g o f n e x t s e s s i o n t h e c l a i m h a s h a d

t o b e r e v i s e d t o a l l o w f o r i n f l a t i o n t h i s y e a r . T h e

n e w " o u t s i d e L o n d o n " d e m a n d w i l l b e a b o u t £ 1 0 5

a n d h e n c e IC s t u d e n t s w i l l n e e d a s t a g g e r i n g £ 1 3 0

j u s t t o c a t c h u p w i t h t h e s t a n d a r d o f l i v i n g t h a t

s o m e o f u s o l d - t i m e r s h a d b a c k i n t h e g o l d e n a g e ,

1 9 7 1 . J u s t i n c a s e a n y o n e t h i n k s t h e r e i s a p r i c e

p r i c e f r e e z e o n , t h e R e f e c t o r y M a n a g e r , V i c t o r J .

M o o n e y , E s q . , h a s t o l d t h e R e f e c t o r i e s C o m m i t t e e

t h a t i n c r e a s e i n f o o d c o s t s b e t w e e n S e p t e m b e r a n d

F e b r u a r y w e r e e n o u g h t o j u s t i f y a 2 5 p e r c e n t i n ­

c r e a s e i n p r i c e s . W e ' r e g e t t i n g s q u e e z e d — i t ' s

a b o u t t i m e w e f o u g h t b a c k !

R E F E C T O R Y B O Y C O T T S

T h i s w e e k t h e c a m p a i g n o f r e f e c t o r y b o y c o t t s g e t s

off t h e g r o u n d . F i r s t l y i t h i g h l i g h t s t h e f a c t t h a t

t h e g r a n t i s t o o l o w f o r m a n y s t u d e n t s t o a f f o r d t o

e a t t h r e e m e a l s a d a y . S e c o n d l y , i t s h o u l d l e a d

t o m u c h s t r o n g e r p r e s s u r e f o r a g r a n t s i n c r e a s e

f r o m t h e C o l l e g e . T h i r d l y , i t s h o w s t h e G o v e r n m e n t

t h a t u n l e s s i t c o n c e d e s o u r c l a i m i t w i l l b e f a c e d

w i t h c o n s t a n t t r o u b l e a n d d i s r u p t i o n . A n d f i n a l l y ,

i t i n v o l v e s v i r t u a l l y e v e r y s t u d e n t i n m i l i t a n t a c t i o n

i n s u p p o r t o f t h e g r a n t s c l a i m a n d g i v e s u s a n o p p o r ­

t u n i t y t o a r g u e f o r s u p p o r t f o r t h e F e b r u a r y 2 1 s t

L o n d o n D e m o .

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