27th FEBRUARY, 1973

NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION

F R E E S No. 330

ENTS TO MERGE . . .with Dramsoc, Filmsoc, Opsoc, Folk

Club and Jazz Club Ents is to be merged with Dramsoc, Filmsoc., Folk

Song Club, Jazz Club and the Operatic Society in a

new "Social, Cultural and Amusements Board" (or

S C A B for short) if a proposal to the effect was accep­

ted by Union Council last night.

Included in the propo­

sals is the new post of

Soc ia l Secretary to co-or­

dinate the various com­

mittees. Imperial College

is one of the few colleges

or universities in the

country not to have one

of these already; in many

polytechnics and at least

one university he is sab­

bat ica l .

The Objects of the

B o a r d , given in its draft

constitut ion, are " the

provis ion of Enterta in­

ment for members of the

Un i on (and) fullest co-or­

d inat ion and co-operation

of a l l the organisations

represented on the Board

for the benefit of the mem­

bers of the Imper ia l C o l ­

lege U n i o n and other

members of the Imper ia l

Col lege of Science and

Technology. "

Essential ly the board

w i l l provide an opportun­

ity for joint operation of

the entertainments act iv i ­

ties of the Un i on , and it

w i l l also be responsible

for the financing of its

constituent committees

and societies. A block ap­

pl icat ion for funds w i l l be

made to the U n i o n F i n ­

ance Committee.

Un i on C o u n c i l w i l l re­

tain the final veto over

the activities of the Board

however. Except for the

w i l l carry out the same

joint financing, the Board

functions for entertain­

ments as the Publ icat ions

Boa rd does for Fel ix ,

Phoenix-, U S K Handbook

and S T O I C .

Criticisms

One of the major rea­

sons for the setting up of

S C A B has been the dis­

satisfaction of many union

members over Ents pol i ­

cy this year. It has been

frequently argued that

Ents caters for the gener­

a l publ ic and students out­

side IC , and tends to ne­

glect the I C U membership.

S C A B is the result of

negotiations between

Pau l Wadsworth , Ents

C h a i r m a n , and the U n i o n

Exec.

ntjj^jffipsSJHi

• GRANTS DEMO

HUSTINGS Thursday

1300 Great Hall

'$ BIT

on

Elections The following candidates were proposed and fully-

seconded:

President: S. R . G . A l l n u t t proposed by M . T . Phi l l ips .

J . Her r i ck , proposed by W. J . S. Col lett .

Honorary Secretary: R . A . Armi tage , proposed by M .

F. Doherty, F . R. Matthews proposed by

K. L ipscombe.

Editor of "Felix": A . R . D . Campbe l l , proposed by P.

W. Jowitt .

Please note: The Candidates names have been pr in ­

ted in alphabet ical order.

A n y errors in init ials or spell ing should be notified to

me by 10 a.m. on Thursday, 1st M a r c h , 1973.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING

TOTALLY BORING O N T H U R S D A Y

T H E R E IS A U N I O N

M E E T I N G

U n i o n meetings are held

in the Great H a l l , they

start at 1 p.m. (1300

M C B ) . Y o u are a mem­

ber of I C union so you

can come a long too. O n

Thursday you w i l l hear

the proposed candidates

tell ing you why they de­

serve your vote, you can

ask them questions, take

the piss or cheer them.

T h e fo l lowing week

there is voting. Y o u can

vote as we l l ! The votes

are counted and if more

than 25 per cent of the

members have recorded

a preference or an ab­

stention, the person wi th

the most votes wins, (ab­

stentions are counted as

one person). So you see

you can have a real in­

fluence in U n i o n affairs.

Wha t Fe l ix is saying is.

come to the hustings, l i s ­

ten to the arguments, and

record a vote—take part! !

T w o of the four candi­

dates sent in a joint mani ­

festo and it is printed on

page 3 so that you can

think of questions before

Thursday, (The U n i o n

Meet ing you ' l l remember

is on Thursday) .

It is very important to

vote in the elections and

a student who takes no

part in them really has

no right to criticise the

decisions and policies of

the successful candidate.

. . . report page three

Victory for the

People's Republic! A lasdha i r Campbe l l is t o be next year's editor o f

" F E L I X . " H e was unopposed when nominat ion pap­

ers were taken down on F r iday afternoon.

A second year Physicist, A l a sdha i r joined the staff

of " F E L I X " earlier this term and has been a regular

contr ibutor to our pol i t ical co lumns and has under­

studied E . J . T h r i b b (17) on more than one occasion.

H e first sprang to fame last year as co-editor o f

"Someth ing , " a sat ir ical broadsheet which or ig inal ly

appeared i n K ing ' s College, w i th D a v i d Beeson. now

President-elect of K ing ' s . O n l y one issue has appeared

this year; it concentrated on Fe l ix , wh ich it renamed

"Fee l s i ck , " and perhaps d id more than anything to

make the Ed i t o r of Fe l i x actual ly read the articles

he printed before they went to press, and. indeed, t o

commission some readable ones.

Or ig ina ly coming f rom the West Country , A l a sdha i r

now hails f rom the People's Free Repub l i c of Leyton-

stone H i g h R o a d . Ma j o r points in his manifesto (which

we don't now have to print) were the continuance of"

polit ics in " F e l i x " and live act ion pictures of IC sports­

men thrashing their opponents together with live actioiiL

interviews w i th sports heroes. Wonder Boy . here we

come . . . .

I n the meantime, there are another eight issues to

appear under the current regime.

Page 2 F E L I X February 27th, 1973

Letters GET WELL

SOON Dear Sir,

It has been drawn to my

attention that one of the

messengers of this college

has been in hospital now for

nearly three weeks, after

being the victim of a vicious

attack at his home. He is

Mr. George Butler, the mes­

senger from Aero. I am

writing this letter not only

to let more people know why

he has not been at work re­

cently, but more importantly

"> express the wishes of so

many students that he will

>*v}£e a full and quick re-

fivery.

It is as a result of a des­

picable act of violence that

Mr. Butler is in hospital.

Someone threw a brick into

his face damaging his sight.

Many of the messengers

with whom he works have

been to see him and so have

some of the students who

have got to know him. I

think it is important now to

let as many people as pos­

sible know that students do

care about the people who

help the departments so

•*nch.

Yours,

ADRIAN E. SMITH.

P.S.: This college runs a

large personnel department

to deal with their employees.

Since they did not even know

about this incident, I am

forced to wonder whether

they spend their time deal­

ing with all the individuals

they employ or simply trying

to force through productivity

deals.

FREE

PLUG Sit,

Last week David Hum­

phreys, Chairman of the

Methodist Society, strongly

disputed Mr. Campbell's sug­

gestion that "God is a crutch

for people who can't come

to terms with objective rea­

lity".

But it is true that many

people cannot come to terms

with objective reality. God

is a crutch for these people,

just as surely if it is religion

as if is is sex, money or alco­

hol. And an escape from

reality comes as surely to the

religious type who expects

all to be well in the end as

to the drug taker who finds

a reality only when he is

high or the Communist who

expects a golden age to fol­

low revolution.

Let us make no mistake,

however, by failing to recog­

nise that these gods are not

the God of the bible, who

revealed himself in objective

reality in the person of Jesus

Christ who went about doing

good. And we find that this

God did something about the

reality of our universal ten­

dency to do what we know is

wrong.

When one looks at some

of these realities one has to

agree with Mr. Humphreys.

In Jesus Christ is the only

true answer to living a life

of reality.

For those interested rele­

vant literature (some free)

is available from the Chris-

tion Union bookstall, Thurs­

day lunchtimes in the JCR.

Yours sincerely,

R O B E R T . J . H I G G I N S O N .

E l e c . E n g . 3.

POVERTY

STRICKEN Sit.

I would be very interested

in learning for whom Mr.

Fenner was working at a

£4,750 rate, and whether

this was a monthly or an­

nual salaty, as I need a bit of

cash myself?

Surely it couldn't have

been for reviewing plays?

Youts faithfully

and poverty-stricken,

D A V I D G U R N E Y .

NO WAGE

INCREASES Sir,

When I first came to work

in IC, I was informed that

the College had an excellent

reputation in the world of

Science and Technology.

Since the entrance require­

ments were also rather high,

I assumed that all the stu­

dents were of a reasonable

level of intelligence.

Last week's "Felix" had

one glowing example to the

contrary, J. H. Fenner's let­

ter. Never have I seen such

ridiculous words in print!

His advocacy of the typical

Tory laissez-faire ideology

was not even cleverly put for­

ward in the way of most

bright-eyed Tories.

It would be quite easy to

present notional figures on

the frequency of wage in­

creases (salaries to you, Mr.

Fenner), including figures

for that small minority of

degree holders. But as Felix

concerns itself with IC it is

to this area that I will res­

trict myself.

Imperial College messen­

gers, male cleaners, refectory

staff, female cleaners and

laboratory staff have not re­

ceived any wage increase

since December 1st 1971.

IC barmen and security

guards have waited a simi­

lar length of time, and if

one were to look at the cleri­

cal staff situation it might be

even worse. Of course, as

Mr. Fenner has such faith

in the idea of meritocracy,

he might as well claim that

the above group of workers

do not merit any increase.

Well, besides simple things

such as the thousands of

pounds saved as a result of

staff reductions and in­

creased productivity there is

another slight matter to be

considered, i.e., the rise in

the cost of living since 1971.

Or doesn't that count, Mr.

Fenner?

May I suggest, Mr. Fen­

ner, that you report imme­

diately to your parents and

primary school so as to

undergo the complete socia­

lisation and education pro­

cess again, as something ob­

viously went wrong last

time.

Yours sincerely,

A. J. O'BRIEN,

Messenger and

NUPE shop steward.

E d i t o r ' s n o t e : C o r r e s p o n ­

d e n c e o n t h e s u b j e c t o f IC

e m p l o y e e s ' s a l a r i e s a n d c o n ­

d i t i o n s a n d t h a t o f w o r k e r s

in g e n e r a l i s n o w c l o s e d .

INTERESTING

LETTER Sir,

I found David Humphteys

letter in FELIX last week in­

teresting, as it exhibits many

of the elements of confused

bourgeois religious ideology

prevalent in students today.

Unfortunately he has ne­

gated the first half of his

letter by ignoring the adjec­

tive "objective" in the

phrase "objective reality" in

my poem of the week be­

fore. I am not in the habit

of adding superfluous modi­

fiers to my lines for the sake

of scansion alone. In that

one word lay the crux of my

philosophical argument: in

order not to fall into the so­

phist and solipsist contradic­

tions inherent in all idealist

philosophies, which include

the theistic religions, one

must assume the existence of

objective reality. In other

words, that there exists mat­

ter outside of mind, this im­

plies that mind is but the

highest stage of matter and

has no spiritual existence.

(For further substantiation I

refer Mr. Humphreys to

"Materialism and Empirio-

Criticism" by V. I. Lenin).

Those who turn to alco­

hol and drugs are living proof

of how consciousness is very

much secondary to reality.

These people, finding the

reality of life in present-day

society unbearable, have no

recourse but to resort to es­

capism—they are not search­

ing for reality, Mr. Hum­

phreys, but retreating from

its contradictions.

To try and differentiate be­

tween changing social struc­

ture and changing people is

impossible, for any change in

one is a change in the other-

it is clear that a social struc­

ture cannot be imposed by

anyone outside society. Jesus

Christ was a revolutionary of

his time, though in his time

he had almost no effect —

his death is recorded in the

annals of the era as that of

just another troublemaker.

It was not until the 4th cen­

tury A.D. that Constantine,

Emperor of Rome, needing a

unifying structure to hold to­

gether his crumbling empire,

adopted Christianity. Its

elements of rigid hierarchy

and autocratic rule from

above made it the perfect

philosophy of life, tailor-

made as it indeed was, to

keep the ruling class and

him in particular in power,

and that oppressed class of

the time in its place.

This also accounts for re­

ligions of a similar structure

being associated with all

class-based societies and the

continuing popularity of

Christianity in Britain today.

This is further borne out by

the fact that whenever a

state has arisen out of

class conflict by the fact

that whenever a state has

arisen out of class conflict,

as it must to ensure the con­

tinuing power of the ruling

class, one sees the decay of

pantheistic and other poly­

theistic religions and the

adoption of a monotheistic

religion promoted by the rul­

ing class of the time.

ALASDHAIR RD

CAMPBELL.

F E L I X No. 330: Tuesday, 27th

Feb rua ry 1973.

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K i n g , J o h n Lane , A l f Per ry ,

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leaf, M ichae l Southon,

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Vea l l .

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February 27th, 1973 F E L I X

65,000 STUDENTS ON THE STREET Staff R e p o r t e r

Last Wednesday accor­

d ing to the N U S 65,000

students marched, i n 7

regional centres around

the country, i n protest

demanding a l iv ing grant.

I n L o n d o n 15,000 stu­

dents f rom the southern

region led by the I C con­

tingent marched f rom

M a l e t St. to the D E S

across Water loo bridge.

The wet and miserable

weather wh i ch continued

for most of the afternoon

dampened them but not

their enthusiasm i n the

fight for higher grants.

I n Ma l e t St. the pol ice

split the demo into two

sections and the first half

led by I C set off for the

D E S w i th the second hal f

200 yards behind. B y the

A l d w y c h the two halves

had joined up and cont in­

ued to the D E S , chanting

slogans and handing out

leaflets to passers-by. A t

the D E S the demo went to

an area on the south bank

to listen to speakers f rom

the N U S and various

trade unions.

A R R E S T

The first half of the

demo had hardly gone

200 yards f rom Ma le t St.

when a pol ice inspector

threatened to arrest the

whole demo unless they

walked five abreast. N o t

having a megaphone he

went unnoticed and the

students continued to f i l l

their lane as before.

R o u n d the corner out

of sight of Ma l e t St. I

saw six pol icemen dis­

guised as short-haired

pseudo trendy students

step out of a police van

and jo in the march , they

were easily recognisable

however as they were the

only people on the march

holding large b lack regu­

lation police umbrellas.

N O N - A R R I V A L

A m o n g the speakers

who were going to address

the students was R o y Hat -

tersley (Labour M P ) . H e

was being dr iven to the

south bank to make his

speech when he saw some

students leaving the area,

informed sources to ld me,

assuming the ra l ly to be

over he turned round and

left for St. Pancras to

catch a t ra in out of L o n ­

don. N o representative

f rom the Labour Party

turned up.

I N A U D I B L E

Unfortunately the Pub­

lic Address system ob­

tained by the N U S had

had its speakers spread

round the perimeter,

which was fine for the

people spread round the

perimeter, but those near­

est the speaker's p lat form

could not hear any of the

speeches. The students

nearest the p lat form frus­

trated at not hearing any­

thing started to heckle,

demanding a march o n

Par l iament and death to

fascist N U S bureaucrats.

Judy Cotter (President

U L I E S A ) said that they

couldn' t do that as it was

not on the agenda.

S C U F F L E S

A cameraman f rom

A B C news got up on the

speakers' p lat form and

f i lmed a cameraman f r om

the Beeb who was stand­

ing near the p lat form

f i lming the A B C news

cameraman f i lming h im .

Th is accounts for the scar­

city of f i lm of the demo

on the television news that

night — 10 seconds was

devoted to it by the B B C .

Some demonstrators near

the p lat form tried to pu l l

out a wire powering the

camera but were re­

strained by others. Soon,

owing to lack of inspira­

t ion f rom the inaudib le

speeches, students started

to dri ft away and the

demo dispersed remark­

ably quick ly .

S U M S W R O N G

A l though the N U S

cla imed a turn-out of

15,000, the police estimate

was 7,000 and this was

echoed by the television

news, and a l l nat ional

dail ies the morn ing after,

except the G u a r d i a n

which printed both fig­

ures. Fe l i x abacus opera­

tors counted 12,000, of

which 500 were f rom IC .

It is the police that

choose the route the demo

wi l l fo l low and the f ina l

place of the ral ly. They

assured us that the area

on the south bank where

the ra l ly took place could

hold 20,000 and it was

packed, a l l bar a smal l

area behind the speaker's

plat form.

The turn-out f rom Sus­

sex university was disap­

point ing — only 20 peo­

ple, but the contingents

f rom polys and non-

university colleges repre­

sented a far bigger per­

centage than f rom IC .

Las t year (in fine weather)

800 people f rom TC took

part in that anti-Thatcher/

G i lber t Longden registra­

t ion of student unions

demo and that b i l l was

postponed. Don't forget

the N U S Nat iona l Day of

A c t i o n for the Grants

Campa ign on M a r c h 14th

— be sure to give it your

support or students may

not escape this time.

C O M M E N T S

Editorial 10 per cent of students showed their sol idarity at Wednes ­

day ' s demonstrat ion. A s a show of sol idarity it was

pathetic and unconv inc ing . A s a vehic le for canvass ing

publ ic support it fai led miserably, at least partly through the

lack of people along the chosen route. It wou ld be pure

pipe-dreaming to imagine that it had any effect on the

Government ' s attitude.

Yet the a ims of the Grants Campa ign are good and justi­

fiable. No student can deny that, any more than a properly-

informed publ ic c ou l d .

T h e main need now is for publ ic sympathy. T h e publ ic

have been led to believe that students are (and you 've heard

it all before) a bunch of long-haired, shodd i ly -dressed lay­

abouts, who spend their t ime dr inking , smok ing pot and

engaging in orgies. However m u c h you may believe that

picture to be true, the publ ic needs to be to ld of the other

s ide of a student 's life —• studying (yes, studying) and

surviv ing. N o demonstrat ion will do that. For not only

are the publ ic bored with demonstrat ions, but so are students

(witness the 10 per cent turnout) .

Yet demonstrat ions are just about the only publ ic rela­

t ions exercise (other than strikes) that the N U S and the rest

of the student leadership can conce ive of. H i gh IQ's don 't

seem to breed originality. A l l students fall in the top 5 per

cent of the populat ion, intel l igence-wise.

W e need to show our intel l igence by having an intelligent

and original campa ign — not by resorting to the pointless

methods of the trades unions.

So let's raise a cheer for the Scott ish region of the N U S —

Britain 's only functioning N U S area — who dec ided that

d emos were no good weeks ago. Instead of having a march

and rally last Wednesday , like all the other areas, they e m ­

barked on a mass publ ic educat ion campaign .

T h e y ca l led for 4 0 0 articulate students f rom all over

Scot land to c o m e to Edinburgh on W e d n e s d a y to be fully

briefed on the Grants Campa ign , then to be turned loose on

Pr ince ' s Street (Edinburgh 's equivalent of Ox fo rd Street) to

go up and talk to passers -by about it. In the event, 1,200

students turned up, vast numbers of the publ ic eventual ly

expressed their support, and they got the best Press of any

of the 11 regional " c en t r e s of ac t iv i ty " .

Surely this is the sort of action that students shou ld be

taking. Responsib le and intelligent act ion. A n d it's the

sort of thing we should be do ing on the Day of Ac t i on

wh ich take 's place a fortnight tomorrow.

Now that Oxford Street is nearly a pedestr ian precinct,

it's idealy suited to the purpose. It's one hell of a s ight

better idea than going on strike, wh ich is the N U S line . . .

all that' l l get us is a bad Press and a worse publ ic reaction.

We ' r e students because we 've got brains — let's use

them!

John Lam Last week 's grant demonstrat ions were a very substantial

success . Over 10 per cent of the N U S membership were

involved in them. Th i s represents by far the biggest national

action ever taken by students — in some regional centres

the turnout was three t imes that of last year over the " au to ­

n o m y " issue. In organising the London demo, we had hoped

for 10 ,000. Wi th the rain and co ld weather, prospects d id

not look too good on the day. In fact, well over 15 ,000

marched — the co l leges of educat ion and F E col leges being

particularly strong. The mass med ia made themselves

rather r id iculous by saying 7 ,000 ( B B C & ITN News) right

up to the late night news on B B C 2 which (after a recount?)

sudden ly dec ided on 15,0001 But we can thank the media

for the excellent coverage of the IC contingent!

G O V E R N M E N T R E A C T I O N

The question remains. What will the Tor ies do about all

those tens of thousands of unruly students shouting nasty

things at their w indows , withhold ing their rents or having

catering boycotts? After the meeting between N U S and the

Government on M a r c h 1st we should be a bit clearer. Thei r

most likely reaction wil l be to concede someth ing but do it

in such a way as to d iv ide the student movement .

For instance, they cou ld introduce subs id ies for halls and

refectories. The idea wou ld be that students in hall would

stop the rent strike campa ign , leaving the rest in the lurch

facing increasing rents in private accommodat i on on the

present grant. Or they cou ld give everybody a smal l in­

crease but do nothing about the basic injusticies involved

in the discret ionary award system with the hope of buying

off the majority of students with smal l carrots. If students

are in a frame of mind which al lows them to be d iv ided

from each other there are an unl imited variety of tact ics

which the Government cou ld use.

T H E M A R C H 14th D A Y O F A C T I O N

If the Tor ies reject our c l a im out of hand , or attempt

to d iv ide the N U S , there must be sol id united reaction

from every co l lege in the country.

T h e Grants Campa ign co-ordinat ing committee are there­

fore ca l l ing for a National Strike on M a r c h 14th with the

aim of c los ing down totally the higher educat ion system for

one day.

T h i s is the first E V E R national strike ca l l ed by N U S and

if we are ser ious about defending the l iving standards of

both ourselves and future generations of students it must

be a success . It should not be seen as s imi lar to an indus­

trial strike — the effect on the economy is insignif icant. It

is, however, probably the most effective form" of demonstrat ­

ing our unity and determination.

Organis ing the strike will require a large number of act i ­

vists and widespread support f rom the ordinary union m e m ­

bers. If it is a success , the government wil l know that, g iven

an issue on which students feel strongly enough, we 're cap­

able of organising the same again. in other words, by

striking on M a r c h 14th we are saying to the Gc w n m e n t

that unless they maintain our l iving standards and g ive all

students the full grant they cannot expect anything but

continual trouble in higher educat ion.

HOW MUCH SHOULD YOU EARN ?

L a s t w e e k I b o u g h t n o t h i n g out of the o r d i n a r y , I w e n t

o n n o e n o r m o u s s p e n d i n g s p r e e and I d idn ' t travel anywhere

a g r e a t d i s t a n c e f r o m here. Nevertheless, I managed to

o v e r s p e n d o n m y grant by n e a r l y 2 0 per cent. I 'll a g r e e that

I w a s n ' t being particularly careful, but I wasn 't b e i n g i n the

least extravagant and it was quite a s h o c k to d i s c o v e r just

how much I had spent.

A t least this year I'm relatively l u c k y ; I 'm l i v i n g i n h a l l .

When I go out into the big w ide world o f privately owned

accommodat i on I 'll have to pay at least £6 a w e e k merely

to have a roof over my head. I'll also have to pay t h i s for

3 9 weeks a year so that the room will be held over the

Easter and Chr istmas vacations. If you add in the cost of

feeding mysel f during term it's quite obvious that the

notional e lement of £ 2 7 5 for board and lodgings in the

grant is hopeless ly inadequate.

We l l , why don ' t I get a job? Yes , I suppose that's quite

feasible and probably a good idea for the first year. But

what about the s econd and third years? Only the geniuses

will f ind that they don't need to study for a cons iderab le

period of the vacat ion. Anyway , I'm already doing a job.

I'm studying to become a more useful member of soc iety

so why should I have to take a second job in order to sur­

v ive? I think I deserve a better deal than I'm getting at

the moment .

I don ' t suppose, however, that James Fenner wou ld agree

with me. He thinks that when you deserve a pay rise you

get it without having to ask. O n that basis , I don ' t deserve

a higher grant because it hasn ' t been offered undemanded .

Maybe if he had to live on what I do at the moment he

might admit he cou ld be wrong.

Mr . Fenner stated in his letter last week that he " w o u l d

like to debunk the attitude of the lunatic left that students

are workers " . I wou ld very much like to know what he c o n ­

siders students to be if they are not workers. It seems to

me that, like all other workers, they are sel l ing their ability

to execute particular tasks. That they are being trained

does not alter this in the least. Apprent ices are cons idered

by their employers to be employed . They do not receive the

full rate for the job because they are not fully trained, but

then it cou ld not be said that students receive anything like

the full rate for the sort of jobs they will do when they

f inish their studies . Undoubtedly , it wi l l be argued that the

courses run here are not necessari ly vocational and thus this

argument cannot be appl ied to us. W h y then is it that

employers in many fields trample all over each other to

persuade IC graduates to work for them. ( ? — E d . ) . They ,

at least, must believe that the studies undertaken h e r e offer

something that cannot be obtained elsewhere.

M r . Fenner seems to b e even further out of t o u c h with

t h e s o r t o f a v e r a g e s a l a r y y o u n g graduates receive. I d o n ' t

t h i n k t h a t it c a n p o s s i b l y b e c o n s i d e r e d normal t o t r i p l e o n e ' s

salary in a period of five years. O n that basis Mr . Fenner 's

annual salary when he retires should be in the region of

£ 1 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 , and there a r e n ' t v e r y many people w h o earn

that m u c h . I think also t h a t M r . Fenner may h a v e b e e n

l e s s than h o n e s t a b o u t t h e origin of the money he earned.

H e d o e s n o t s t a t e in h i s letter that he is in fact A m e r i c a n ,

a n d t h a t he w a s no t working in this country w h e n he was

e a r n i n g t h e s e e n o r m o u s salaries. I have been t o l d that,

i n t h e c o u n t r y w h e r e h e was working, the average p a y f o r

t h e j o b he w a s d o i n g i s much greater than i t is h e r e .

B y t h e w a y , I g u e s s y o u a l l think I'm a member o f t h e s o -

c a l l e d " l u n a t i c le ft " . W e l l , I 'm not; and, if y o u d o n ' t b e l i e v e

me, y o u c a n a s k a n y b o d y w h o m Mr . Fenner c o n s i d e r s be­

l o n g s to t h a t f a c t i o n .

M I C H A E L S I L V E R L E A F

A C T I O N OR I N A C T I O N

Probably the most important thing about M a r c h 14th is that

we shou ld not all stay in our beds. There will be a national

lobby of Parl iament by delegates f rom all co l leges on that

day. A teach- in , alternative c lasses , d i scuss ion on wider

education issues, on the White Paper on Educat ion , publ ic

leaf letting, publ ic ity stunts — g iven numbers and imagina­

tion we can make a big publ ic impact , stimulate students to

think more deeply about educat ion and in general make it a

real day of action and not just a " S l e e p - I n " .

Page 4 F E L I X Page 5

The Inte l l i gent I C S tudents ' Gu ide to E x t r a m u r a l Ente r ta inment and E d i f i c a t i o n

T H E BIG W A L L S OF B A F F I N

I S L A N D -Mountaineering in the Canadian Arctic

In the early months of 1971, a

nucleus of climbers from the Not­

tingham Climbers' Club decided to

launch an expedition to a small iso­

lated island off the Cumberland Penin­

sula in the Canadian Arctic. Amongst

these few was Doug Scott, a Notting­

ham schoolteacher, who, with climb­

ing experience, in the Alps and the

Hindu Kush, was to assume the role

of leader.

Baffin Island is remote and conse­

quently there was a great deal of

opportunity to conquer the unclimbed

peaks—sheer rock pinnacles rising

6,000 feet from the sea. The rock

climbing there is of high technical

difficulty and it was a serious under­

taking to attempt an original route up

a rock face, from which retreat was

sometimes impossible. The weather

in this part of the world is savage and

not in the least conclusive toward

outdoor activity in any form. Fierce

snow storms may arise within hours

of a spell of fine weather. Unlike the

Alps, one does not have the comfort­

ing thought that one may be extri­

cated fram an unpleasant situation by

helicopter rescue. Here the moun­

taineer is on his own with only his

wits and skill as his tools for sur­

vival.

Because of its isolation, the expe­

dition required a fair amount of organ­

isation and capital. It was originally

decided that the size of the expedi­

tion would be limited to a group of

close friends, amongst whom, com­

petitive climbing and ego-tripping

would cut no ice. The intentions were

noble but they soon ran into prac­

tical difficulties — mainly lack of

funds. This problem could only be

resolved by increasing the size of the

expedition to include big names of

the mountaineering world such as

photographer, Mick Burke. A film

would be made for the John Players'

cigarette firm, in return for financial

aid.

Scott returned from Baffin Island

and almost immediately set off for the

Himalayas on the abortive Inter­

national Everest Expedition. He re­

turned to Baffin Island in the summer

of 1972 and many more peaks were

ascended.

Imperial College Mountaineering

Club presents Doug Scott on Tues­

day, the 27th February. Extracts from

the Players' film and slides will be

shown illustrating some of the exhil­

arating climbs achieved by the party

on both trips.

Doug Scott, Lecture Theatre A ,

College Block, Imperial College,

Prince Consort Road, Tuesday, Feb­

ruary 27, 7.45 p.m. 25p at door.

C. Brown, I.C.M.C.

G O D T H E M A N

PAN SCIENCE FICTION

Joseph Green, 30p

For science fiction fans this novel

is a real gem.

Mankind is threatened with exter­

mination by a race of 300-foot high

aliens from another star system, but

no one can understand why these

creatures have developed such an

overwhelming desire to destroy us.

Fortunately, one of these super giants

is captured alive but. his brain is

severely damaged by oxygen starva­

tion.

Earth at this stage in her develop­

ment has created two super humans,

humans with enlarged and improved

brains, one of them is Russian, the

other American. Petrovna, the older

and more experienced of the pair de­

cides to remove the tiring giant's now

useless brain and install himself in­

side the head and from there with

the help of control mechanisms re­

turn the giant to his home planet and

discover the meaning behind the fa­

natical attacks on earth. Gold be­

comes involved in the plot when

Petrorna discovers that he is not phy­

sically well developed to be able to

operate the keyboard of the com­

puter in the brain fast enough the

simulate the realistic giant move­

ment.

The story becomes even more in­

credible when eventually the giant

returns home and through his eyes

views their gigantic planet.

T O W A R D S INFINITY

PAN SCIENCE FICTION

Edited by Damon Knight, 35p

The usual collection of S.F. stories

some very good like "March Hare

Mission", some bad like "The Man

Who Lost the Sea" . This really is

not the sort of book that I enjoy, the

stories only just seem to be beginning

when suddenly they stop — abruptly

and leave you gasping, waiting for

more. This is all very well once —

but nine times . . .!

This collection contains some well

known names in the field of S.F.:

Ray Bradbury, Isaac Ascmor, A. E.

Van Vogt, but why does it need

Damon Knight to bring these people

together to publish, why can't they

manage themselves?

Felix Diary

CHEAP POSTERS From tin's week. P A C E Posters \ , i l l be on sale,

cheap, in the Room At The Top. on the Cheap

Records Stal l . The catalog re, in the form of

miniatures of the originals, is displayed in the

R.A.T.T. Orders, giving title and catalogue num­

ber, to Colin McCal l , R.A.T.T., with cash prefer­

ably.

PRICES: Large size 70p reduced to 55p.

(riant size 95 preduced to 70p.

p.S.—Record Covers also available, besides records, at 19 f/ f off.

Tuesday, 27th February

12.35 I.C. Catholic Society: Mass. Mech. Eng.

703.

13.00 STOIC Television service: Music alive with

Roy Harper. J .C.R. and Southside.

13.15 City and Guilds Union Meeting: Hustings.

Mech Eng 220.

13.30 Monsieur Henri Orteu (Tutor in French at

Imperial College and formerly Senior

Tutor, Institut Francais) Francais, anglais,

franglais (M. Orteu will speak slowly in

French). Elec Eng 408.

Miss Sarah Thomas: listening to contem­porary music 7. Music now. Mech Eng 342.

14.30 Admission Policy Committee. College.

Block 328.

18.00 I.C. Transcendental Meditation Society: Introductory talk. Elec Eng 606.

Holland Club Art Society. 15 Prince's

Gardens.

Holland Club Bridge Club. 15 Prince's

Gardens.

18.30 Mr. Adrian Neville—a lecture demonstra­tion on the classical guitar. Haldane library

I.C. Photographic Society: Slide criticism (please bring slides for comment). RSM 2.28.

19.30 Hall Dinner. Union.

RCS Mathematical Film: "The Ipcress non-members 15p).

and Physical Society Fi le" (members 10p; Mech Eng 220.

19.45 I.C. Mountaineering Club: Mr. Doug Scott. The big walls of Baffin Island (an illus­trated account of the Anglo-American Ex­pedition, led by Doug Scott in 1971, and of his return to the Island in 1972). Admis­sion 25p at the door. College Block Theatre A.

20.00 I.C. Catholic Society: Shared prayer.

53 Cromwell Road.

Wednesday, 28th February

13.30 Advanced class in Hebrew. Elec Eng 1009.

14.30 I.C. Africa Society Film show: "End of dialogue" (depicting the stark brutality of the political system of southern Africa). Elec Eng 407.

Beginners class in Hebrew. Elec Eng 1009.

18.00 Holland Club Photographic: Mr. Bill Cutler. Lenses and their uses. Elec Eng 209.

18.30 I.C. Islamic Society: Meeting and discus­

sion. College Block 002.

19.00-I.C. Art Club (behind Huxley Building).

21.00 Royal College of Art.

Thursday, 1st March

09.30-Paintings toy Stephen Chaplin (until 23rd

17.30 March). Consort Gallery.

13.00 I.C. Union General Meeting: Hustings. Great Hall.

I.C. Catholic Society: Bible study group. Falmouth 118.

13.15 I.C. Stamp Club (students and staff wel­come). Civ Eng 412.

13.30 Mr. Dominic de Grunne: Mediaeval aesthe­tics—the arts in a feudal and mercantile society. Physics Theatre 1.

Rev. Ivor Smith-Cameron (Canon of South-wark Cathedral) Christianity and other faiths. Mech Eng 542.

Lunch-hour Concert: Elizabeth Wilson, cello; Kathron Sturrock, piano. Kodaly, Sonata op. 4; Mendelssohn, Sonata in D major. Library, 53 Prince's Gate.

16.00 Refectory Committee. College Block 328.

19.00- I.C. Art Club (behind Huxley Buildings) 21.00 Royal College of Art.

19.00 I.C.S.S.R.S. Slide show: "The Electronic Battlefield". College Block Lecture Theatre B.

19.30 I.C. Wives Club Fork Supper Party. (Aca­demic visitors and new members of the college are particularly invited to attend); charge £ 1 . 5 0 per head; further information is available from the Hon. Secretary, Mrs. R. C. Schroter, 47 Lillian Road, S.W.13. Tel. 748 8754. College Block SCR.

H. G. Wells Society Film show: the Pacific." Mech Eng 220.

'Hell in

Friday, 2nd March

12.45 I.C. Islamic Society Congregational Pray­

ers—Juma. College Block 002.

13.00 STOIC Television Service: " T o p i c " maga­zine programme. JCR and Southside.

18.00 STOIC Television Service. Repeat of 13.00 transmission. Southside only.

18.30 I.C. Christian Union: Mr. Bill Caldwell.

Radio Worldwide Missionary Evening.

Library, 53 Prince's Gate.

19.30 Public Meeting on "India Today." Speaker just returned from India. Organised by Communist Party of Britain (M.L.). 155 Fortess Road, NW5 (Tufnell Park Tube).

Saturday, 3rd March

Antique Fair and Auction by ICCAG. Pro­

ceeds to Task Force and Westminster Play

Association. View from 10 a.m. Auction

from 2 p.m. Christie's Auctioneer. Union

Concert Hall.

Touchstone Weekend: Human rights. Dr. David Raphael (Academic Director of Associated Studies) and Professor Sergio Cotta (University of Rome). Silwood Park.

Sunday, 4th March

10.00 Holy Communion.

Block.

Ante Room, College

11.00 I.C. Catholic Society: Mass. 53 Cromwell

Road.

18.00 I.C. Catholic Society: Folk Mass. 53 Crom­

well Road.

19.30 I.C. Catholic Society: Miss Geraldine Hall.

The relevance of religious life. 53 Cromwell

Road.

'LAST OF THE RED-HOT LOVERS'

(X) Paramount, Piccadilly Circus

When you go to the People's disco

on a Friday night in the Union, do

you have trouble making out with the

chicks? Yes? Do you want to know

what you'll be like in 20 years? If

you do, go and see 'Last of the Red-

Hot Lovers'. Alan Arkin is Barney, a

nice 45-year-old person, who has a

nice fish restaurant in a nice district,

nice friends, a nice wife and a nice

house. He has also nice morals and

nice habits—in fact the whole of his

life is nauseatingly nice. So Barney

decides to explore an extramarital

affair just for the experience. He

reckons that just one liaison will give

his life that missing ingredient, so

that on his deathbed he can look back

on that brief engagement and think—

'well, I did it, once.' Unfortunately

Barney is not fortunate at all in his

relationships. Apart from being handi­

capped by having to use his mother's

sterile apartment, and by being re­

stricted to only a couple of hours in

which to make out, his choice in

women-friends is unfortunate, to say

the least. The first is a married

woman who comes to his fish res­

taurant four times in one week, and is

only, interested in the animal lust bit.

That upsets Barney. Strike one. The

second one is an attractive young

failed singer, who besides having a

persecution complex, is thoroughly

degenerate and paranoid. That also

upsets Barney. Strike two. The third

is one of his married friends who

makes a pass at him at a party, be­

cause she is upset at the gossip that

her husband is having an affair. She

is frigid, neurotic and has a habit of

discussing their affair at the top of

her voice in restaurants. Poor old

Barney—strike three and out.

"JEREMIAH J O H N S O N "

Superficially "Jeremiah Johnson"

bears a strong resemblance to one of

those Walt Disney 'Nature' films.

There is the same central 'mountain-

trapper' type figure, and there are

the same superb, sweeping shots of

the massively beautiful Rocky Moun­

tains scenery. The film fits in strongly

with a certain eternal American

mood — the desire to be somewhere

else and to 'up and away' from the

city.

But this Disney 'image' disappears,

for Johnson (heavily-bearded Robert

Redford) is a very real character. At

the beginning of the film he is utterly

inexperienced, and often seems near

perishing in the winter snows. But he

learns, and in this is the fascinating

part of the film, for all the time we

feel that the Crow Indians are watch­

ing, and that his existence continues

Alan Arkin (of 'Cath-22') is here

recreating the type of role Jack Lem-

mon made famous a few years a g o —

the slightly neurotic, but very ordin­

ary American, who finds himself way

out of his depth in circumstances he

cannot cope with. It is a scaled-down

character role, if you like. I am not

sure if he is as adaptable as Jack

Lemmon, but he is just as convincing.

Sally Keilerman (of 'Mash') and Paula

Prentiss (of various bad movies) as

two of his girlfriends are given a wide

scope of moods and do very well in­

deed. The dialogue is typical scaled-

up T.V. Situation Comedy stuff, pre­

dictable at times, but occasianally

priceless. The film as a whole starts

off very well, but tails off by the third

liaison, mainly because everything's

been said, and the ending is rather

predictable as well. I reckon it's the

kind of film vou either like or hate,

depending on whether you like Ameri­

cans in general or their humour in

particular. However, don't expect any

wild action to match the X-Certificate,

because there isn't any—it seems to

me to be standard A A material. Per­

haps the morals are dubious, but

how it can be classified in the same

category as 'Last Tango in Paris' (no

I haven't seen it yet), I don't know.

Still, for 100 mins of mental titilla-

tion, it does quite well.

'Sergei'

Footnote—

For those people who didn't see

Kenneth Williams on 'Parkinson' a

couple of weeks ago, I must repeat

his definition of critics (no love lost

betwen them and Ken)—He reckons

they are like eunuchs in a harem.

They are there every night, see it

done every night, but can't do it

themselves.

only by their consent.

The last part of the film, however,

is very different, for Johnson's re­

venge against the Indians (wholly

justified), and their subsequent hunt­

ing of him is violently primeval, leav­

ing Jacobean Revenge Tragedies far

behind. This is Johnson's testing

ground, and, at the end of the film

he emerges triumphant as the Crow

Chief accepts him in a final gesture

of peace, caught in a poignant frozen-

frame.

Try as I can, I can find no fault in

this film. Redford's performance is

superb, especially in the early 'Jack

London' style of sequences, the

music, which consists of Western

ballads, fits exactly, and I can re­

member no film that I have enjoyed

so much for a long time.

David Gurney.

Page 6 F E L I X February 27th, 1973

Nemesis We've been talking a good deal lately about

monev—where to get it, what to spend it on, what

not to spend it on, and—wel l , it's been mainly

about acquiring the stuff.

But just supposing you've been wise enough to

follow all the advice handed out in these columns,

and have got some cash and spent it wisely.

The next problem is to prevent the Income Tax

man from taking a large part of it back.

You want to know how best to avoid this painful

process. The answer—as it so often i s — i s to find

good professional advice. And that means an

accountant.

So what is an accountant? Do you think imme­

diately of Bob Cratchitt, high-legged stools and quill

pens?

Well , this week, our expert Derek E. Cummings,

takes a look at an important section o f the f inanc ia l

community.

There are two cer ta int ies about be ing born into

th i s w o r l d these days . One is that, s ome t ime , y ou

are go ing to d ie . The other is that, s ome t ime , you

are go ing to have to pay taxes .

Bo th are fa i r l y m o r b i d thoughts and at first

g l ance there is not a great dea l y ou can do about

t h em . Cer ta in l y not the first, anyway . But the

s e c o n d , w e l l , perhaps there is s o m e t h i n g to be done

about that.

In the first p lace , you have to cons ide r how to

pay as l i tt le tax as poss ib l e , w h i l e r e m a i n i n g — o f

c o u r s e — s t r i c t l y w i t h i n the iaw. There is a fine dif­

ference be tween tax avo i dance and tax evas i on .

T h e major d i f f e rence is that you can go to ja i l for

evad ing tax, but a v o i d i n g the pa in of pay ing more

than you have to is per fect ly l eg i t imate .

A n d th i s , unfor tunate ly , is where the average

taxpayer gets into a k i n d of A l i c e in W o n d e r l a n d

s i tua t i on . U n l e s s you k n o w the way a round , it 's a

pretty imposs ib l e puzz le to try to untang le .

There are so many laws, so many ru les , so many

excep t i ons , so many legal l oopho les that even the

br ightest taxpayer w i l l eas i l y become con fused ,

d e p r e s s e d — a n d probably over - taxed.

M o s t tax experts w i l l cheer fu l l y a d m i t that a

large percentage of Br i t i sh taxpayers are pay ing

more tax than they s h o u l d .

T h i s usua l l y ar i ses because the i nd i v i dua l is un­

aware of cer ta in i t ems for w h i c h he might c l a i m

tax e x empt i on . A n d it 's not su rp r i s i ng , w h e n you

cons i d e r the way the taxat ion laws are arranged

in th is country , under w h i c h the onus is a l w a y s —

a l w a y s — o n the taxpayer to prove his status to the

In land Revenue .

Y O U fill in your tax returns. Y O U state whatever

c l a i m s for tax rel ie f you think you are ent i t l ed to.

Y O U mus t prove the c l a i m to the tax man . Y O U

have to f ind out what it is you are ent i t l ed to.

The Inland Revenue w i l l never a d v i s e y ou , un l ess

you are prepared to make an issue of it and go to

your l oca l Inspector of Taxes and pore through the

law w i t h h i m l ine by l ine . A n d mos t peop l e have

nei ther the t ime nor the inc l i na t i on to do that.

W h a t many peop le do is to pay an accoun tan t to

m a k e the ir tax returns. T h e i r ra t iona le is that a l ­

though it cos t s a l i tt le money to put their f inances

and tax affairs into the hands of an accountant , the

l i k e l i hood is that he w i l l save them money in the

long run , by r e d u c i n g the i r tax b i l l .

The l og i c of it is that if the accountan t saves

you just one pound more than the b i l l he charges ,

y ou are ahead of the game .

For anyone w h o objects to pay ing more tax than

is n e c e s s a r y — a n d that su r e l y i n c l u d e s e v e r y o n e —

i t ' s an idea wor th th ink ing about .

Wha t , then, is an accoun tan t ?

In the first p lace the t i t le is s ome th ing of a m i s ­

nomer . These days , an accountant does a great dea l

more than make up accoun t s . He has to have a

good know l edge of the theory and prac t i ce of b u s i ­

ness : he has to be f ami l i a r w i t h the w o r k i n g s of the

s tock exchange : he mus t k n o w c o m p a n y law and the

legal invo l vements of s u c h th ings : a n d he has to

k n o w a l l there is to k n o w about taxa t ion .

In short , a good accountan t is a k ind of ma thema­

t i ca l lawyer . A gu ide and interpreter for the l ayman .

C l ea r l y , s u c h a man can be of i m m e n s e va lue

whenever you are invo l ved in any k i n d of f inanc ia l

s i t u a t i o n — a s , i nde ed , w e a l l are f r om the momen t

we start earn ing money and pay ing taxes on it.

Of course , if and w h e n the t ime comes , you

w i l l need to choose a g ood accountan t . The most

re l iab le gu ide to this is to look for a char te red

accountant , and the pos t -nomina l in i t i a l s ' A . C . A . ' .

T h i s ind i ca tes that the name on the plate be longs

to a m a n w h o has p a s s e d the s ea r ch ing e xam ina ­

t ions set by the Institute of Char t e r ed A c c o u n t a n t s .

Na tura l l y , these qua l i f i ca t ions w i l l not necessar i l y

e x c lude foo ls and knaves , but it is a w o r t h w h i l e

ind i ca to r . A f t e r a l l , anyone at a l l c an ca l l h imse l f

an accountant and set up in bus iness w i th no

qua l i f i ca t ions whatever .

A n d how does an accountant h imse l f def ine h is

w o r k ? I t a lked to a char te red accountan t about it.

L ike doc to rs , accountan ts are f o rb idden by their

c ode of c onduc t to adver t i se , so his remarks must

remain a n o n y m o u s .

"I suppose the best de f in i t ion of an accoun tan t ' s

w o r k , " s a i d he w h o sha l l be name l ess , " i s to say

that w e offer a t rans la t ion se rv i ce . So m u c h of the

law re lat ing to bus iness and taxat ion is qui te i n ­

comprehens i b l e to the layman that w i thout expert

interpretat ion he has no chance of unde r s tand ing

it.

"I w o u l d agree that vast numbers of peop le do

pay more i n come tax, for example , than they real ly

need to. In most cases , it amounts to sh i l l i n g s and

it w o u l d therefore not be wo r th pay ing pounds to

c o m e to one of us to correc t the assessment .

" B u t the th ing is that un less you are fami l i a r

w i t h the law re lat ing to taxa t i on , you can never be

sure wha t it is you are ent i t l ed to c l a i m for. There

CONGRATULATIONS I 'd l ike to offer my congratulations to those wonder­

ful crusaders who removed a l l those unsightly publ ic i ty

notices around college advertising the nat ional grants

demonstration. It was an utter disgrace that students

should display notices advertising a demonstration on

such an unworthy cause as student grants. It was good

to survey the thoroughness w i th wh i ch every single

poster was disposed of f rom their places of erection,

inc luding student noticeboards.

T h e most clever part of it was the way in which

the authorities disclaimed a l l knowledge of having re­

moved them and their method of confusing students

as to where they were al lowed-to put up notices and

who was pul l ing them down.

A t least some people have got the strength of mind

to stand up to student propaganda; who knows, one

day students might even get organised and begin to

think . . . or even start discussing P O L I T I C S (ghastly

word). Obv ious ly we can't tolerate such things: after

a l l , th ink of the effect that si l ly student pranks l ike

demonstrations could have on the cutback i n educa­

t ion expenditure. W e musn' t have them disturbing the

peace just because they don't th ink their grant is h igh

enough, let alone rationalisations or refectory price i n ­

creases (such topics are, after a l l , way above their

heads).

Prof. F o r d (whoops, let it slip), M r . Seaford and

(signed) A n admirer of the mighty crusaders.

Company .

React ionary Jacks ( M R A )

P.S. I hope M r . Seaford w i l l give the male cleaners

a bonus for the extra work involved ( including danger

money for going up ladders to a height of 20 feet or

more) for taking down the posters rather than getting

in contact wi th the indiv iduals involved who (horrible

blokes) actual ly gave an undertaking to remove the

posters on Wednesday after the demonstration. A few

more students might have read those b i l l s ; that would

have been a bit sil ly.

P.P.S. W h y not censor the student notice boards a l l

of the t ime, not just some of it?

(Name and address of contributor supplied)

is no p rov i s i on for the Inland Revenue to po int out

th ings l ike that to the taxpayer . It is the taxpayer ' s

o w n r e spons ib i l i t y to f ind out. A n d that takes a good

dea l more d e d i c a t i o n than mos t people are pre­

pared for. On the other hand , accountants are

tra ined to look for s u c h i t ems .

" A n d there is one other th ing w h i c h is we l l

wor th po in t ing out to anyone con temp la t ing the

idea of c o n s u l t i n g an accountan t , a n d that is not

to leave it too late. If, for examp le , you think you

are be ing over - taxed , take pro f ess iona l adv i c e as

soon as y ou c a n , o the rw i se it c an be a long and

c o m p l i c a t e d bus ine s s . Remember , the tax man does

not have to prove he is right, y ou have to prove

he is w r o n g .

" O f course , persona l taxes are far f rom being

the mos t important e l ement in our pro fess iona l

l i ves . L ike legal men , w e have to know a good deal

about most th ings in l i fe. A f t e r a l l , w h e n a man

c o m e s ' t o y ou to lay h is f inanc ia l affairs before your

eyes , he 's s h o w i n g you a lot of h imse l f , w h i c h

means that an accountant is deep ly and persona l l y

i n vo l v ed in a w i d e range of men ' s do ings .

" O d d l y enough , a lot of the story-book image

of a c c o u n t a n c y s t i l l c l i n g s . M a n y people s t i l l see

us s i t t ing on high s too l s , a d d i n g c o l u m n s of f igures

and enter ing them in ledgers w i th qu i l l pens . But ,

l ike many such images , it is a gro tesque ly inaccur ­

ate one.

" W e have to be au fait w i t h the mos t mode rn

bus iness me thods such as compute r s , cost-ef fect ive­

ness p rog rammes , c ompany o rgan isa t i on and the

w h o l e m a s s of l aw re la t ing to mone tary matters .

But it a l l bo i l s d o w n to one th ing , rea l ly . M a k i n g

money wo rk to the best poss ib l e advantage of the

c l i en t w h i l e s tay ing w i t h i n the l a w . "

February 27th, 1973 F E L I X Page 7

Joint Election Manifesto

FELIX announced its

intention of printing can­

didates' manifestos sev­

eral weeks ago. At the

deadline time, 1700 hrs

on Friday, we had re­

ceived a joint manifesto

from Messrs. Rob Armi­

tage and Simon Allnutt,

and this is reproduced

below. The other candi­

dates did not send in

manifestos.

M y name is S imon A l l ­

nutt. I a m a th i rd year

physicist. H a v i n g entered

the college as an engineer

anu changed to physics

means that I have been

here an extra year. R o b

Arm i t age and myself are

standing wi th same mani ­

festo, given below.

It is our belief that both

sabbat ical officers wishing

to attain the same forward

look ing objectives, results

i n a more active union.

One person, in general,

w i l l have less chance of

seeing the problems the

union w i l l face in the first

place, w i l l not produce as

many ideas on how to

tackle them, and finally, of

carry ing them through to

a successful conclusion.

T H E C O L L E G E

C O M M U N I T Y

A s many people as pos­

sible should be involved in

the union's activities at a l l

levels, producing the ideas

to improve the union for

its members. Contact be­

tween sabbat ical officers

and the students for ex­

change of ideas would be

most direct at departmen­

ta l level. A s wel l as this

departments should have

more contact between a l l

students, both post-gradu­

ate and under-graduate,

and staff of a l l denomina­

tions for a better education

and satisfactory commun­

ity.

The college community

consists of more than just

the academic staff and

students. I n these times

when the students are suf­

fering economical ly we

are under a mora l obl iga­

t ion to protect the jobs of

workers i n the college who

have dependants to sup­

port.

A D V E R T I S I N G F E A T U R E

Why Life Assurance? C O U R S E S T R U C T U R E

In the present situation

of graduate unemployment

the f lexibi l i ty of our edu­

cation is of paramount im­

portance.

One of the great benefits

of the course unit system

said to operate in this

Col lege should be the

choice of courses offered

to students, enabling them

to qual i fy i n a broader

field, whilst a l lowing spe­

c ia l isat ion should the stu­

dent wish it.

W i t h the present job

situation, it is a great ad­

vantage to have a broader

field of interest, even i f

this is used temporari ly

unti l the " r ight j o b " arises.

Does this apply at

, present? No t satisfactorily.

The recent appointment

of the Academic Director

by the college indicates

that now is the t ime for

we students to suggest new

course contents where nec­

essary, to make courses

more flexible, more useful.

M a k e no mistake, more

f lexibil ity is an improve­

ment in your chances

when y ou graduate and

start look ing for a good

job.

E D U C A T I O N

Educa t i on should bene­

fit everyone — part icu­

lar ly those being educated.

One of the major points of

the " L i m i t s to G r o w t h " re­

port of the group f rom

M I T was that to achieve

a stable economy is to use

a much larger percentage

of the gross nat ional prod­

uct for education. In this

context it is our responsi­

bi l i ty to press for more ex­

pansion in a l l areas of edu­

cation, to press for equal­

ity of opportunity and

transfer methods between

courses to cater for

changes of interest as the

course progresses. The cut­

backs in the Whi te Paper

entitled " E d u c a t i o n : a

Framework for E x p a n ­

s i o n " (the exact opposite

of its contents), are thor­

oughly deplorable.

N .U .S .

W e should be able to

further our aims through

N U S . A s a nat ional union,

its negotiating power, and

The days when an Insurance Manager wept as a

student entered his office are fast disappearing.

True, the odd one or two still want to insure them­

selves to drive a hearse backwards to Basutoland,

but the rapid growth of student interest in life

assurance is the main reason for the new benign

attitude now pervading insurance circles.

A n d the s tudent interest in l i fe a ssurance rea l ly

has g r o w n . A t a conserva t i v e es t imate T W E N T Y

M I L L I O N P O U N D S of l i fe a s su rance is bought by

undergraduates each year .

I believe it is not near ly enough .

I know that near l y 9 0 per cent of ma le under ­

graduates w i l l take out a l i fe a s su rance po l i c y

before they are 27 or so .

I am sure that if they a l l rea l l y k n e w the g ood

hard e c o n o m i c r easons w h y they s h o u l d do it n o w

— m o s t of them w o u l d .

Let m e spe l l these out.

The younger you start a p o l i c y the cheaper it is

the provis ion of services

l ike Trave l and Insurance,

are far greater than any

college union can muster

of its own accord. It is an

advantage to be associa­

ted w i th N U S : if we dis­

agree w i th its policies,

then we can campaign to

change and improve them.

The N U S has very cum­

bersome machinery, but

I.C. has in the past been

among the leading expo­

nents of improved pro­

cedures, a trend we would

l ike to continue. T o bury

our heads in the sand leads

nowhere.

C O M M U N I T Y A C T I O N

Commun i t y act ion is an

area in which this union

is tak ing the lead in i m ­

proving the communi ty as

a whole. A s such, and to­

gether wi th Eco-act ion it

should have the greater

financial support f rom the

union.

O V E R S E A S S T U D E N T S

Twenty per cent of our

students are f rom overseas

and at present have no

representative o n counc i l .

Th is must be rectified if

we are to help them effec­

tively to fight any further

increases in their fees, at

present too high anyway.

U N I O N F E E

A t present the U n i o n

receives £8.50 for each

ful l-t ime student. W i t h ris­

ing costs (don't say you

haven't noticed!) the

U n i o n might soon be as

impoverished as its ind i ­

v idua l members. The per-

capi ta fee should be in ­

creased to a level so

that expanded program­

mes can take place. It is

not sufficient merely to i n ­

crease the U n i o n income

to cover r is ing costs.

V O T E

If you support our aims

outlined here we ask you

to reflect i t by voting.

A l l n u t t for President and

Armi tage for secretary.

Please feel free to

approach us on any point

you wish to discuss.

Vo t e for the other can­

didate i f you prefer his

views, but vote. Th is

makes a democrat ic union.

R O B A R M I T A G E

S I M O N A L L N U T T

and the cheaper it s tays . O n c e your rate for the

p o l i c y has been agreed it cannot be i nc r eased , irre­

spec t i ve of inf lat ion or any de ter io ra ton in your

hea l th . A s tudent of 19 w o u l d pay w i t h one l ead ing

c o m p a n y £30.00 per a n n u m for a £4,000 l i fe p o l i c y

(the s tudent average ) . A graduate of 27 w o u l d

pay £40.50 per a n n u m for the s a m e th ing (if the

rate r ema ined the same in these in f lat ionary t i mes ) .

Over 2 0 / 3 0 years , the sav ing runs into h u n d r e d s

of p o u n d s .

The nex t reason w h y c o u l d invo lve a sav ing of

thousands of pounds.

The brokers operat ing in the s tudent f ie ld t end

to r e c o m m e n d very g o o d cont rac t s , if on ly on the

g rounds that a s tudent c l i ent today is a (r ich) g r adu ­

ate c l i en t t omor r ow and by then he w i l l be more

aware and s h o w h is apprec i a t i on or o the rw i se by

p l a c i n g h is bus iness w i t h the broker he k n o w s a n d

trusts . M y o w n c o m p a n y wr i t e many m i l l i o n s of

pounds wor th o f bus iness each year f r om our thou­

sands of graduate c l i en t s .

The cho i c e of p o l i c y is mos t important . In 1 9 7 2

the pay out di f ference on two p o l i c i e s — f o r i den t i ca l

o u t l a y s — w a s £2,949. That is 2 ,949 reasons for

tak ing the a d v i c e of a g ood broker . O n c e r e m o v e d

f rom un ivers i t y you w i l l be up aga ins t many ha rd

s e l l i ng insurance conce rns w h i c h migh t mean less

good adv i c e .

A g ood broker w i l l a l so be able to he lp you to

buy that h o u s e you w i l l wan t s oon after g r adua t i on .

T a k i n g a l i fe p o l i c y n o w is on ly the first s tep. It

car r i es no guarantee , but my o w n c o m p a n y is da i l y

a r rang ing mor tgages for our graduate c l i en t s . I

have every reason to be l i e v e that severa l other

insurance brokers in the s tudent f i e ld -are a l so pro­

v i d i n g th is se rv i ce .

W o r t h w h i l e po l i c i e s for s tudents can beg in f r om

2 0 p per week and if you c o u l d forego the o d d pint

or packe t of c igare t tes it is in your o w n interest to

s e r i ous l y c ons i d e r e m b a r k i n g upon your future

f inanc ia l p l ann ing now . C o n s u l t a t i o n w i t h a broker ,

pre fe rab ly one w h o is e i ther a member of the

A s s o c i a t i o n or Co rpo ra t i on of Brokers w o u l d be a

use fu l s tar t ing po int , as p ro f ess i ona l s t and ing car­

r ies w i t h it p ro f e ss i ona l r e spons ib i l i t y .

A . J . B r o a d ,

M a n a g i n g D i r ec to r ,

E. H a r r i s o n ( Insurance Brokers ) L td .

1 —

H E L P ! Help yourself to a good

Life Assurance investment plan

2 — Help yourself to our

House Purchase plan

3 — Help yourself to our advice (it's free)

4 — Help yourself to our coupon

Then we ' l l he lp you , just as we 've he lped t h o u s a n d s of

s tudents s i n c e 1951.

E. Har r i son : A s s o c i a t e d Insurance B r o k e r s

To: Harrison's, R o u n d Church Street, Cambridge.

1 N A M E

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T E R M A D D R E S S

"Heading quote successful elimination of factors tending to exacerbate

abnormal behaviour among undergraduate students unquote."

* Please send m e your comprehensive leaflet on Life Assurance. '

Page 8 F E L I X February 27th, 1973

hockey Centrepoint

Last Sunday out at Har l ing ton and in the surround­

ing pubs, the annual piss-up w i th the Poachers took

place. The game that preceded this was won by the

Poachers 2—1 after they were a goal down at half-

time.

The game was extremely scrappy and after a hard

night I missed most of what happened — especially

their two goals — so I ' l l end this report by thanking

W .B . , R o n (he is the pissed one), R i c h and Dave for

keeping the I.C. f lag f ly ing in the surrounding pubs.

O n the previous day the 1st X I played their penul­

t imate league match against Smiths and lost 3—0. The

only comment about this match that reached me was

that it wasn't wor th reporting. O n the same day, the

never reported 2nd X I entertained G . W . R . l i s and won

1—0.

Saturday's br i l l iant sunshine brought out the best

in the 3rd X I players, who proceeded to record their

third w in of the season. In order to give G . W . R . I l l s

a chance, I .C. turned up w i th only nine men.

The first ha l f was fa ir ly even w i th both sides creat­

ing chances, but neither getting o n top. G . W . R . took

the lead mid-way through this half w i th a simple goal

fo l lowing a bad defensive mistake. The second half

was completely different. Despite G . W . R ' s . two m a n

advantage, I .C. completely dominated the game. U s i n g

their superior fitness (thanks to J.J.?) I .C. forced the

pace and eventually scored a very scrambled goal f rom

a goa lmouth melee. Russ Eason was the scorer. The

same player scored the winner a few minutes later

when he beat three players before putt ing the ba l l

into the empty net. A t this stage G . W . R . were unable

to raise their game and I.C. eventually emerged the

comfortable winners.

Team:- R. Ba teman; D . M u r c h , C . Scott; J . Heffer,

Ju l i e , R . Cr i tch ley ; W. B igg in , J . Preston, R. Eason .

A s mentioned earlier M r . Eason scored twice dur ing

the match, his hat-tr ick being completed later that

same evening.

W i l l a l l members please note that the annua l d inner

w i l l take place on Monday , M a r c h 19th. The price for

this nosh-up wh ich w i l l be fol lowed by a grand dr ink­

ing session in 414, is at the moment, set at £2.40. F o r

a l l o f those who are br inging guests of the opposite

sex, and who isn't, a double ticket is settling d o w n at

£4.50.

r o w i n g Saturday the 10th February saw the I.C. 1st V I I I

in act ion for the first t ime this year. The occasion was

the London R o w i n g C l u b Colleges Regatta. A l though ,

as its name suggests, this is essentially a colleges event,

L o n d o n R o w i n g C l u b decided to enter two crews. One

of wh i ch was their domestic 1st V I I I , only lacking

the heavyweights of their continental regatta G r a n d

V I I I .

The first heat saw I.C. caught i n a hai lstorm whi le

wai t ing on the start, as a result of which their new

blue boat c lub sweat shirts spent the rest of the day in

the dry ing room and I.C. had to revert to their prac­

tice tops for the rest of the regatta. Q . M . C . , the cause

of the delay, only had 7 men and had had to pick up a

spare man f rom L o n d o n R o w i n g C l u b . I n fact, they

needn't have bothered, as they, along w i th L o n d o n

R . C . II were left standing by I.C's. very powerful start.

I.C. were in fact clear of both crews in the first twenty

strokes. A l t hough I.C. d id not row part icular ly well

for the rest of the race they beat L o n d o n by about 4

lengths and Q . M . C . by 7 lengths.

In the Semi -F ina l I.C. met C h u r c h i l l College, C a m ­

bridge. In rough water I.C. went clear in the first min­

ute and f inal ly won by 4 lengths.

A l t hough I.C. had won a l l their heats easily they

never rowed part icular ly wel l together and it was wi th

some doubts that they went into the f ina l against

London R . C .

I.C's. powerful start gave them . f length in the first

minute but they d i d not settle together i n the middle

of the race and could not go clear. The i r lack of

cohesion in the rough water coupled wi th the fact that

they had had one more race than L o n d o n , began to

tell even on this very fit crew. I n the closing stages

London rowed through f .C . to w i n by 1 length.

The result is very promis ing indeed for the boat

c lub. A l l the other college crews were wel l beaten, and

the very next day the same L o n d o n crew were easily

held over 7. mins. Even more promis ing have been some

of the other practice outings, i n wh i ch I.C. have bea­

ten most of the other tideway clubs. The highlights of

the practice rows were I.C's. defeat of Isis (the Ox fo rd

university 2nd V I I I , thought by many to be very good

this year) by 1/3 length over 2 mins., and the defeat

of T y r i an , the U . L . 2nd V I I I b y 2 lengths over a

3 min . row.

The indicat ions are that this could be one of the

boat clubs best seasons for many years.

C E N T R E P O I N T began

as an exper iment on De­

c ember 16 th , 1 9 6 9 , in

the d i s u s e d basement of

S t . A n n e ' s House , S o h o ,

w h o s e front door is in

D e a n Street , next to the

bomb s i te w h i c h was

once S t . A n n e ' s C h u r c h .

The ent rance to Cent re -

po int is in Sha f t esbury

A v e n u e , th rough s o m e

r omant i c i ron gates, and

the d e c a y i n g c h u r c h y a r d ,

p a s s e d u n n o t i c e d by

thousands of peop le ev­

ery day . It began here,

r ight in the heart of the

W e s t E n d (the centre

po int ) because th is w a s

where a numbe r of

g roups were w o r k i n g , es­

p e c i a l l y w i t h d r u g abus ­

ers. A m o n g them w a s

Father Kenne th Leach at

S t . A n n e s ' , t r y ing to he lp

peop le w h o are very sev-

3relly d i s tu rbed , many ir­

reparab ly so . He w a t c h ­

ed y o u n g peop le d r a w n

to the W e s t E n d l ike

moths to a c and l e , a l ­

mos t inev i tab ly to be

burnt , a n d he l onged to

f ind s o m e way of s a v ing

s o m e of them f rom the

f a m i l i a r s y n d r o m e : no

money , nowhere to

s l eep , " v a g r a n c y " , petty

c r i m e , d rugs a n d the

pros t i tu t i on of both boys

a n d g i r l s .

The e x p e r i m e n t — i n i t ­

i a l l y for three m o n t h s —

a i m e d to p rov ide new­

comers w i t h first a i d : a

p l ace to s l eep , some­

th ing to eat, s omeone to

talk to, and a d v i c e es­

p e c i a l l y about how to

f ind wo rk and a c c o m m o ­

d a t i o n . It hoped to g i ve

a f ew of them a c h a n c e

to sett le in London w i t h ­

out b e ing d a m a g e d by

it, or to go home aga in ,

or to do whatever it w a s

t h a t — b y the t ime they

r eached C e n t r e p o i n t —

they rea l ly w a n t e d to do .

Cent repo in t is un ique

in L o n d o n in p r o v i d i n g

emergency a c c o m m o d a ­

t ion c omp l e t e l y free,

every n ight of the year .

F i f teen to twenty young

peop l e have c o m e in

every n ight and there

have been s o m e fi fteen

thousand a d m i s s i o n s

s i n c e the centre opened .

It n o w has a fu l l t ime

p ro f ess i ona l s o c i a l wo rk ­

er as a d i r e c t o r — D a v i d

N a i r n — b u t , other than

that, it is ent i re ly staffed

by vo luntee rs . Imper ia l

C o l l e g e C a t h o l i c S o c i e t y

s en d two vo lunteers ev­

ery n i g h t — t h e y w o r k on

a f o r tn ight l y r o t a — t o

wo rk there, and o rgan­

i sed a long s p o n s o r e d

w a l k through the S u s s e x

W e a l d o n Sa tu rday . T h e

a i m w a s to ra ise money

for Cent repo in t H ouse , a

short t e rm hoste l the or­

gan i sa t i on is to set up at

B a r o n ' s Cour t . It w i l l

house fourteen res idents

a n d offer those w h o use

it a suppor t i ve add r e s s

w h i l s t they wo rk a n d f ind

other a c c o m m o d a t i o n

d u r i n g the ir n o n - w o r k i n g

hours . The average ex­

pec t ed length of stay

w i l l be a for tn ight . U n ­

for tunate ly no space w a s

ava i l ab l e for th is a r t i c l e

in our last i ssue , so w e

c o u l d not urge y o u to

sponso r a wa lke r . Nev-

the l ess , Cen t r epo in t s t i l l

needs d o n a t i o n s — i n a l l ,

they need £10,000. If

you c a n , s e nd a f ew

pence . M o r e de ta i l s c an

be ob ta ined f r om J o s e p h

C u l l e n , M e c h Eng P G ,

w h o is o r gan i s ing the

C a t h s o c cont ingent to

Cent repo in t .

rapid rambles Hyde Park Road

Relay

If you were by the A l ­

bert M e m o r i a l on Sa tur ­

day a f t e rnoon , y ou may

have w o n d e r e d at the

emergence of s o m e 5 0 0

be t racksu i t ed p e o p l e

f r o m the U n i o n . T h e o c ­

c a s i o n for a l l th is ac t i v ­

ity w a s the 2 5 t h H y d e

Park Road Re lay o rgan­

i s e d in t ime -honoured

(and some t imes cursed )

t rad i t i on by Imperial C o l ­

lege in its man i f es ta t i on

as the C r o s s Coun t r y

C l u b in genera l , and

Steve W e b b , Pete J o h n ­

s o n , N e i l B o a g a n d R o b

Parker in par t i cu la r .

M a n y thanks to a l l

those w h o b raved the

wea ther (the o d d s n o w -

flake or two) to he lp on

the day : the t imekeepers

a n d judges , the markers

( in par t i cu la r , w e ' v e

been a s k e d to men t i on

the " l o v e l y l i t t le lady

f r o m L o u g h b o r o u g h " . . .

say no more M a r s h a l

P a d ? ) , the r esu l t s run­

ner, Ian, w h o w a s on a

b i ke . Dave J o n e s ' re­

su l t s t eam (at one stage

on ly three) w h o sought

to prove that a r i thmet i c

is not yet, in s ome

sense , a lost art, s o m e

D r a m s o c peop le for their

t i m e a n d ampl i f i e r , a n d

the lad ies of M o o n e y

w h o d i s h e d out the teas

and w i thou t w h o m . . .

A t 3 o ' c l o c k by the

t r ad i t i ona l l amp - post ,

w h o s e number I've for­

got ten . Lo rd Penney ,

a r m e d w i t h the A C C

W e b l e y ( w h i c h w o r k e d ) ,

u n l e a s h e d a s t r a in ing

pack of s o m e 8 0 runners

d o w n Rot ten R o w a n d

a round the 3 m i l e (al­

most ) course . F i r s t back

w a s J . Reade of Por ts­

m o u t h Po ly , but that

g l o ry d i d n ' t last l ong ,

s l i p p i n g to s e c o n d on the

next lap a n d later to

2 6 t h .

Bo r ough R o a d C o l l e g e

managed to w i n both the

cups th i s year, ins tead

of just the ir usua l one

(we on ly hope w e ' l l see

the Lady R o d e r i c k H i l l

cup aga in ! ) , in a t ime of

8 5 m i n 3 0 sec . B i r m i n g ­

ham Un ive rs i t y , w i n n e r s

for the past two years ,

were t h i r d , m o v i n g up

s l o w l y f r om 2 4 t h after

the f irst lap . The fastest

lap w a s run by A n d y M c -

Kean of E d i n b u r g h U n i ­

vers i ty in 13 m i n , 3 0

sec , 3 s e c o n d s short of

the lap r e co rd (his left

l eg w a s not m u c h s l ow­

er ) .

Of c ourse the resu l t

you ' r e a l l w a i t i n g for is

that of I C . W e were 3 9 t h .

Rob A l l i n s o n s tar ted us

off w e l l at 5 3 r d in 15

m i n 2 9 sec , a n d th is

pos i t i on was conso l i da t ­

ed by Stuart L i t t l ewood

(15 :56 ) a n d Dave Payne

( 1 6 : 3 2 ) . T h e effect, how­

ever w a s s omewha t

spo i l ed by J o e Kea t ing ,

who p i c k e d up 14 p laces

in a t ime of 14 m i n 37

sec , re turn ing so qu i ck l y

that he was the cause of

a hurr i ed d i s robement

by our next runner Pau l

C l a r k e , w h o d i d 15 m i n

4 9 sec . Our last runner

was Rob Parker , and

least s a i d , soones t m e n d ­

ed . The overa l l t ime was

9 4 m i n 59 sec .

A f ter the race Lady

Penney w a s k i n d enough

to present the meda l s to

the w i n n i n g teams a n d

i n d i v i d u a l s , a n d Steve

W e b b made a speech

a n d got it r ight .

A n d so, as the U n i o n

sank once more , for an ­

other year, into its

peace fu l s lumber , a

group of B e l g i a n runners

led by Fore i gn Teams

organiser Pete J o h n s o n

(none other) j o i n ed the

IC T e a m and hal f the

other U K co l l e ges in a

cer ta in house of re f resh­

ment in Sou th K e n s i n g ­

ton. H n n n ! ( that 's F r e n c h

but I guess those B e l ­

g i ans u n d e r s t a n d

F r e n c h ) .