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ACT UP beaten up Yesterday lunchtime saw the first

demonstration by the group A C T U P

L O N D O N (The A I D S Coalition To

Unleash Power). The group has been

formed to protest at social and political

discrimination against sufferers of

A I D S .

Some 40 protesters gathered on

Whitehall outside Richmond House, the

headquarters of the DSS. The majority

of the protesters were y o u n g

homosexuals and other high risk

individuals worried about their future

in society should they contract the

disease. The main thrust of the protest

was against the reforms to the Social

security benefits, which severely

disadvantage sufferers of terminal

illnesses. Since the reforms those

unable to work through long term

illness are only entitled to income

support of £24 per week. Independent

medical advice recomends a diet for

A I D S sufferers costing £30 per week.

Despite a heavy Police presence,

including 8 mounted officers, the

demonst ra t ion was peace fu l . A

spokesman for A C T U P told F E L I X

" T h e demo was very sucessful but the

Police acted like shits as u s u a l . " The

only trouble occurred early in the

t i protest when traffic by the Cenotaph

was blocked. Following this incident 3

protesters lay down on the pavement to

cause an obstruction. They were

removed to Bow Street Police station

pending charges. Witnesses reported

that the Police had been extremely

violent in removing the protesters. One

man was kicked in the groin and a girl

had her face ground into the pavement.

One protester told F E L I X afterwards

that when he complained to a W P C

involved that she didn't need to treat

them like animals she replied 'Animals

don't take it up the arse, do they?'

The meeting broke up peacefully by

about 2pm and the protesters dispersed

to avoid aggravating the Police. M o r e

action is planned by the group in the

future including a picket of the

Australian embassy to protest at the

country's introduction of random H I V

testing.

Union to protest on loans Imperal College Union (ICU) wi l l hold

an Extraordinary General Meeting on

Tuesday 17th October at 1pm in the

Junior Common Room.

The meeting is to discuss action

concerning student loans. The House of

Commons is to discuss the bi l l on

Friday 20th October. Union President,

Neil McCluskey, intends to ask students

to contact their own M P s and to make

appointments to see them to argue

against the introduction of such loans.

IC Union hopes to arrange a lobby

of Parliament next Thursday with the

London branch of the National Union

of Students (NUS) sending a delegation

of students on Friday to talk to M P s .

The University of London Union

( U L U ) w i l l not be taking part as a

whole, though members w i l l be

involved.

The N U S w i l l be taking buses of

students up to Manchester to support

demonstrations there, under the title

'Fight for the Right to Study' on 18th

October. O n October 19th N U S

(National) w i l l be presenting a petition

to M P s at Westminster. A 'Loans Week

of A c t i o n ' w i l l be organised for

November 6th until November 10th.

N U S hope to set up an 'Education

Shutdown' on November 16th after

negotiating with trade unions.

O n November 29th the N U S aim to

organise a march through central

London, from the U L U building in

Malet Street to the Imperial War

Museum. The march is still subject to

Police approval.

Most London colleges are supporting

the N U S lobby on the 19th. Carol

Hinbest, Vice President for Welfare at

Queen Mary 's College, said she would

write to academics at her college asking

them to write to their M P s opposing the

loans. The principal of Queen Mary ' s

is to write a letter opposing loans to

students' parents.

The Polytechnic of Central London

is mounting a 'Loan Busters' campaign

to ga in media at tent ion.

City University is supporting the

N U S (London) lobby of Parliament on

the 19th. They may support the N U S

national demonstration on November

29th if it goes ahead. The N U S is in the

process of deciding whether to hold a

strike at further education colleges in

the future. Pickets of colleges may be

a possibility, said a spokesman. The

N U S w i l l hold demonstrations and

marches near the time of the Queen's

Speech in November, when the Queen

w i l l state the Government's legislation

diary for the next Parliamentary

session, which w i l l include the Student

Loans B i l l .

The Rector of Imperial College,

Professor Eric Ash, told F E L I X that he

felt grants 'wholly paid for by the State

are no longer tenable' and that the

'erosion of that idea was inevitable'. He

went on to say that details on student

loans were not known and that he could

not 'shoot at a vague target'. He added

that the loans proposal 'helped too

little' .

O n being asked whether he would

take action similar to the principal of

Queen Mary ' s College Professor Ash

said he had 'not so far thought of that;

I think the greater attack on the

educational system is that of fees'. The

Committee of Vice Chancellors and

Principals eventually approved the idea

of introducing student fees in the future,

though Professor Ash voted against this

saying this idea was 'diverging from

Europe. ' Education in this country

would become too expensive for

students because of their having to pay

their own fees, and they would, for

instance, choose to 'study in Paris ' , he

added.

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James Connolly gives a brief insight into the atmosphere of the Town and Country Club and Wednesday's Carmel concert.

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ENGINEERS AND SCIENTISTS OFFERED A WORLD

OF OPPORTONITTES WITH ICI OVER CHRISTMAS

The career opportunities for graduates in the 1990's

seem to be becoming increasingly diverse. As a result, more

and more students are looking for their first job vnthin

organisations that are international, flexible, competitive

and world leaders in technical innovation.

With so much to look for, it is an advantage to get an

early introduction to such an organisation and meet the

people within it.

Id's engineering Christmas courses provide the ideal

opportunity to find out more about the people and careers

in Chemical, Mechanical and Control/Electrical engineering.

Come along to our presentation on Monday 16th October at 6pm in the Sherfield Building

Ante Room, where you can meet ICI engineers and get an insight to the Christmas courses and the

careers they describe.

The presentation will also be of interest to anyone unable to attend a Christmas course, but still

interested in a career in ICI, one of the world's most successful international businesses.

Buffet and drinks will be provided.

U L U sabbaticals in staff-strife There are indications of friction between elected

sabbatical officers and members of permanent staff

at the University of London Union ( U L U ) over

room bookings within the U L U Building.

Imperial College Union (ICU) sabbaticals were

led to believe that a 'get together' held last

Wednesday night in Palms Wine Bar in the U L U

Building was 'a protest to demonstrate solidarity

between London sabbaticals'. They were not

aware until they reached the party that it was to

celebrate the 21st birthday of a sabbatical from

the London School of Economics.

Members of the Union were told by I C U Deputy

President Dave Wil l iams on the way to the party

that it's a case of when a club tries to book a room

they are told that if they turn up on the night and

the room is free they can use it, but that they won't

guarantee not to let it if an outside booking comes

along.

The ruling on room bookings within the U L U

building, according to Rachel Wi lson, U L U

Conference Booking Officer, who is responsible

for arranging room bookings, is that ' a l l

recognised U L U societies get one room in the

building per week for their meetings. If they want

more and I can fit them in they can have that.'

She said that she had had 'no negative feed back

from any student' and that her 'priority was to

accommodate students'. She added that she was

'not aware of any conflict' and that U L U President

C a r P a r k c o s t l y i - " J L t * M 1 VJ J L 1 V / k J I ' k J The brick re-surfacing of Imperial College Æ ÇÈ fn post nvpr f 10S OflO fstr ÉÊÇËÌÈ I Q V A

St M a r y ' s Hospital Medical School is to play host

to the first Council of the recently formed National

Association of Medical Schools ( N A M S ) on

November 25th.

The inaugral conference of N A M S was held on

September 22nd-24th at which 26 out o f the 29

British medical schools were represented. U p until

now medical schools have avoided political

connections. Rhydian Hapgood, President of St

M a r y ' s Student Union , said 'we hope it w i l l

resolve a lot of issues'. He explained that N A M S

intends to act through lobbying and through

students' parents.

The executive of N A M S includes Nick Stafford,

Accommodation Officer of St M a r y ' s last year.

Tiddlywinks Tiddly winking down Oxford Street raised £2,100

for Act ion A i d last Saturday. Carol Luscombe,

President of the Royal College of Science Union

( R C S U ) , claimed that the R C S had raised £971

of the total.

Hal Calamvokis said that collecting was harder

than last year and there were less shoppers about.

Last year participants raised £2 ,500 .

'It was a bit of a disorganised shambles which

was my fault, ' he added, 'This Saturday w i l l be

much better'.

A giant Monopoly game wi l l be played over the

whole of London this Saturday.

Rugby theft Members of Imperial College's 1st and 2nd Rugby

teams returned from their first training session on

Tuesday to find that about £2 ,000 worth of

personal belongings had been stolen.

The items stolen included watches, cash and

credit cards which were put in a locker in the

changing room in the Union Building. There were

signs that an implement similar to a screwdriver

had been used to force a locker.

Team members commented that at least two

non-rugby players were in the changing rooms at

the same time that they had changed.

The brick re-surfacing of Imperial College Road

is to cost over £105,000. So far bricks have been

laid between the Biochemistry building and the

L y o n Play fair library.

M r P Burridge, Contracts Manager, said this

was 'part of the project to gently improve

roadways in the College' . He explained that the

price 'compared favourably' to the cost of laying

the br icks around the C i v i l Engineering

department.

Week lift The delayed installation of a new lift in Weeks

H a l l inconvenienced students moving in at the

beginning of this term. The old lift was removed

in July, and the new lift should have been in place

by the end of September. The lift is not in full

working order yet.

M r Simon Walker, warden of Weeks Hal l noted

that 'of course when the students came in with

their luggage we had middle-aged parents slaving

like sherpas up eight f loors ' . He also commented

that the lift has been getting steadily more decrepit

for twenty years and the work could have been

started earlier in the summer.

M r P Burridge, Contacts Manager, who was

responsible in part for hiring ERS (Elevator Repair

Services) to do the work explained that there had

been problems installing the lift as a missing part

had to be found. He said the lift had been available

for carrying up baggage since the start of term and

would be fully operational 'by the beginning of

next week'.

Credits A huge thanks must go first to Andy Thompson,

the F E L I X printer, who performed a miracle of

printing technology by printing this term's

calendar and worked very late for several nights

this week; many thanks to Steve Meyfroidt for

designing it. Thanks also to Adam Harrington for

news; Ramin Nakisa for slaving away at the

advertising mailshot; Jason Lander for science;

N e i l Lavitt for music; Simon for some excellent

pasting up; Stef Smith for managing the business;

Caveh, Chris Stapleton and Doug for pics; Rose

for typesetting; Paul Shanley, L i z Warren, Wendy

Kite, Jackie Scott, Sydney, Ashley Union-itt, Frog

for the film review, Andy Bannister, Pippa

Salmon, Dave and Simon Turner for sports,

Rufus, The Rector, M a l c o l m Aldridge and Jo

Cartwright, James Connolly, Danny Shiu, and all

the collators.

Chris Massey 'hadn't talked to her about i t ' .

M r Massey was unavailable for comment. U L U

Vice President (Services), Steve Hopwood claimed

that the party was simply to 'celebrate the L S E

sabbatical's birthday' and that it had 'no ulterior

motive'. He said that any stories of staff problems

were 'gross misrepresentation' and added that he

'didn't feel U L U had any problems whatsoever'

with its permanent staff.

U L U have a staff protocol that forbids

discussion of staff matters without the presence

of the member of staff concerned. M r Hopwood

rang M r Wil l iams yesterday to remind h im of the

protocol. M r Wil l iams later refused to deny his

remarks on the matter to F E L I X .

Thanks to all the ladies who turned up for the

trials. Missed them? W e l l there's still a chance

to play. Leave a note of your name and department

on the Hockey Club noticeboard, between the

Union Bar and the Union Snack Bar.

The ladies sevens turned out twenty of our finest

players, unfortunately all with hangovers! A l l

three teams produced some good hockey and it's

impossible to single out any individuals. The ' A '

team were one point short of the quarter finals.

The ' B ' team were unable to score or win a match,

but played some of the best hockey of the day.

The ' C team also produced some solid hockey.

It looks like a good season ahead for a l l .

S P O R T S R E S U L T S

RUGBY IC 1st XV—62 IC 2nd XV—39

U C L l s t - 4 U C L 2 n d - 0

FOOTBALL F R I E N D L Y M A T C H E S

IC III—1 RSM—2 IC V I - 3 R S M II—2 LADIES F O O T B A L L (FRIENDLY) U C L - 9 IC—2

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Mens 1st XI—0 U C L — 0 Mens 2nd XI—6 U C L — 0 Mens 3rd X I - 5 U C L — 1 Ladies 1st X I - 2 U C L — 0 Ladies 2nd XI—3 U C L - 0

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