Hudson Bagel & Coffee Co Carmichael & Vine

800 Carmichael Road

Hudson, WI 54016

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May, 2013

Singles embrace the Internet Singles bars & matchmaking relatives haven’t

gone away, but the Internet is a big player in

the dating scene. A survey of 5,000+ singles by

Match.com found that 21% of singles most

recently dated someone they met online more

than anywhere else, making online the most

popular source of dates; in all age groups, seven times more

people met their last date on the Internet than elsewhere.

• Men really are romantic. By age 30, some 58% of men who

have been in love say they believe in love at first sight & have

experienced it, compared with 51% of women. They’re also

more willing to indulge in public displays of affection, 41% to

31%.

• Politics doesn’t always make strange bedfellows. Liberal

Democrats searching for love tend to look for a partner with a

sense of humor, a similar lifestyle to their own, a sense of inde-

pendence, & someone they consider to be their equal. Con-

servative Republicans most often say they they’re looking for

someone with the same back-ground & political party with an

interest in marriage.

• The economy doesn’t squelch love. Despite the stress, 60%of

singles say they haven’t changed their dating habits in response

to the less-than-stellar economy. Over 40% would date some-

one who was unemployed if they were interested in the person.

Memorial

Day

We offer all U.S.

veterans (active or

retired) a “Free

Anything / Anytime”

postcard in recognition

for your service to the

good ol’ USA. Just ask!

We will mail it to you on

your memorable military

date! Enlist Today!! psst! Then you can go to all

those other places that offer

you free stuff, but only on

Memorial Day

Enhance your image with these wardrobe hints…

Whether you’re looking for a new job, making a presen-

tation, meeting people at a networking event, or simply

trying to make a positive impression on a new acquaint-

ance, appearances matter. You don’t need to invest in a

wardrobe from Vogue or GQ; just follow these guide-

lines for looking your best.

• When in doubt, dress up. If you’re unsure about an

organization’s dress code or culture, wear your good

clothes. You’re generally safer looking a little too formal

(you can always take off a jacket or necktie) then being

perceived as sloppy in a T-shirt & jeans.

• Shoes never lie. Don’t neglect your shoes when selecting an outfit. If

they’re old, scuffed, or don’t match the rest of the image you’re trying to

project, people will notice. Subtle but significant.

• Pick the right color. Experts say that the color red is useful when you

want to impress or persuade some-one; blue or gray suggests discipline.

A blue or gray suit with a red necktie or other accessory can go a long

way toward making a positive first impression.

The language

of flowers Here’s what you can express to a friend or

loved one by choosing just the right flower

• Carnation: constancy, joy • Chrysanthemum: optimism,

hope, happiness • Daisy: purity, loyalty, innocence • Gladiola: remembrance • Iris: faith, wisdom, promise • Lily: devotion • Orchid: love, beauty • Red rose: true love, desire • White rose: true love, purity • Yellow rose: friendship • Pink rose: sweetness

• Tulip: love at first sight

If you don’t have your card, just re-

mind us you

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May Highlights

Cinco De Mayo Tacomelets for $1

(while they last) Sunday, May 5

National Teacher Day 25% Off

Your Order (not applicable w/delivery) Tuesday, May 7

Mother’s Day Double Points

Sunday, May 12

Chocolate Chip Day 2 Cookies

for the price of 1 Wednesday, May 15

Memorial Day (observed / we’re open) Monday, May 27

Yellowstone Heritage Trail Day Lakefront Park Saturday, June 1

Odds & Ends - It appears carbon emissions are making for larger crustaceans, such as crabs, lobster & shrimp, which does not necessarily make them meatier. - Apparently the Sun has been rela-tively “quiet” for the last few years; but is about to unleash … creating those northern & southern lights - While most octopus can change color & shape, the ‘mimic’ O can contort their bodies to impersonate other animals: sea snakes, lionfish.

May Specials

Veggie Tacos (gluten free)

cilantro jalapeno cream cheese, black bean corn salsa, cheddar cheese,

tomato, green onion, lettuce all wrapped in a warm corn tortilla

Cheddar Jalapeno Bagel every Tues & Sat

Cilantro Jalapeno Cream Cheese everyday

SunDried Tomato Bread Fridays Rice Bread

(almost gluten-free continues)

Mom’s Mocha Dark Chocolate, Raspberry, Almond

12.5% OFF

Your Entire Order

Present Coupon Expires 5 / 31 / 13

not to be combined with any others offers

De-Extinction

Revive the Dead

So I’ll make this

short. Scientist are

getting closer to bringing back ex-

tinguished species, & in fact did so

with a Pyrenean ibex (who did not

live for too long). Now a few of the

rules for this process are (for today

anyway): the species can’t have

been gone for too long (but they

do not consider the woolly mam-

moth to be out of range); & they

need intact DNA (which they don’t

have for the dinosaurs ... sorry, no

Jurassic Park … yet !!)

Back in the 60s a guy named Moore created

“Moore’s Law”. The gist was technology would double in speed & halve in size every

18 months. (stop me if you have heard this

before.) So in the late 70s (before PCs) I was

involved in a project that needed to store a

bunch of names & addresses. So we pur-chased some 300 MegaByte CDC (Control

Data) disk drives. They were the size of a dishwasher, cost $90,000, required air con-

ditioned / filtered space, raised floors, had to be backed-up regularly, & occasionally

crashed losing all the data. Today, of

course, you can buy a 16 GigaByte flash drive for ~$20. Now that’s ~50,000 times

the storage space at, far less size & money (my head hurts). The point of this is there

are a couple of geneticists who are applying

this same kind of thinking to the growth rate of complexity on Earth.

If I can grasp it, More News Next Time !!

“Check out our new website at (it’s mobile friendly too)

www.hudsonbagel.com

Road Movies Literally

Mercedes has a new concept SUV with headlamps fitted with laser-beam projectors; they obvi-ously illuminate the road but also can

project movies, pics, & other visual me-dia onto nearby walls (or perhaps on the street at a distorted angle). These projectors are fed thru the in-dash disc system. If that were not enough, on the roof rails above are HD cameras you can use to document your trip to get bagels; & they are detachable so you

can re-position them on your mountain bike, helmet, or forehead.

You can be sure that one day someone

will figure out a worthwhile application.

Turn Off Your Engine

Don’t Smoke

Don’t Use Your Cell Phone

Stay Outside Vehicle while Fueling

I got the inside scoop of some rules for

safe refueling. A renowned oil company

does not allow cell phone use in operating

areas that handle propane, gas, & diesel.

When cell phones activate (opened, in-

coming ring) the Static Electricity dis-

charged has caused explosive fires. They

cited 150 incidents. The Petroleum Equip-

ment Institute is campaigning to make

folks more aware of these dangers. I, for

one, vow not to carry my phone in my

pants’ pocket anymore.

F U L L M O ON M a y 2 4 ( Friday )

Double Pts & Tuesdays

“Made in the USA is making a comeback”

TIME 4/22/13 and It needs to:

“Not only the wealth, but the independ-

ence & security of a country, appear to be materially connected with the pros-

perity of manufacturers. Every nation ….

ought to endeavor to possess within it-self all the essentials of a national sup-

ply. These comprise the means of sub-sistence, habitation, clothing & defense.”

Alexander Hamilton

From J.R. Martin’s Book “Selling U.S. Out”

Tomb Guards

At the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington National

Cemetery (VA), guards are changed every hour. The guard must be between 5’10” &

6’2”, waist <30”, live in quarters under the

tomb, abstain from alcohol fot life, & commit for 2 years of tomb service. While in this

service they give detailed attention to their uniform & weapons, study notable people

laid to rest in the cemetery & prepare for the

changing of the guard. After 2 years, they are awarded a wreath pin; presently 400 are

worn. When hurricane Isabelle was ap-proaching in 2003 the guards were given

permission to suspend their assignment. They declined. The tomb has been patrolled

continuously (24/7) since 1930.

What the

Future Holds Ever wonder about those suggestions

about what things may be in our fu-

ture. Looking to the past may suggest

you give them more credence. Here

are some past predictions:

- Credit Cards were suggested in 1888

by E Bellamy “Looking Backwards”

- Video Chat in 1911, H. Gernsback

in his novel “Ralph 124C 41+”

- Internet in 1898 by Mark Twain in

“London Times of 1904”

- Online Newspapers in 1968 by A.

Clarke in “2001: A Space Odyssey”

“You can get everything in life you want, if you will just help other

people get what they want” Zig Ziglar

and for today predictions….