Mayan Products

By:Leah

Thinner. Lighter. Mayan.

The new iHaab with its somewhat functional calendar can always keep you in the know. Don’t ever be caught by Uayeb unprepared! Prices start at just 600 jade beads! Get it

today and you can look at traffic before you get on the Sacbe!

iHaab

With the new magic Iztamná ball you can foresee the events of crops or when the lords of death come! The new 8 balls is made by Iztamná so we can almost grantee an accurate fortune!

Balam Scratching PostAttract the protection of the Balam without letting them scratch up your hand woven carpets and robes. It’s quality hand woven covering makes sure the Balam’s claws will not get stuck!

Stop congestion on the Sacbe using the new and improved Sacbe Traffic light. There are three colors to show people which speed to go at. Say good bye to tripping and stepping on people’s toes.

Never let your children drown in the cenotes! The fully functional floatyduck prevents any accidents from happening! The plastic is river washable so no dirt can get in the drinking water

Ix Chel BottlesWhen your baby’s crying don’t reach for any old bottle you better reach for the new Ix Chel baby bottle! Ix Chel the goddess of childbirth made this new product for every day usages!

Get your guide to the xibalbá and when you go you know the way past all of the lords of death tests! Watch the lords of death cry as you trick them again and again. Call 1800-not-real today!

It’s the newest thing going on around Maya! Our new flavor is pomegranate pom! You can chew it when your playing pok-a-tok or even when your walking along the sacbe.

Have an offering to the gods? Use the box’o’k’awilto contain all your sacred offering to the gods. Please them with the presentation of your gift! The box’o’k’awil comes in many different shapes and sizes to suit your offering. Don’t give a bland gift, use the box’o’k’awil!

The best shoe in ancient Maya is coming.

No challenger can be beaten in these

shoes!