god encountera short story by ifmgod encountera short story by ifm

god encountera short story by ifm

god encountera short story by ifmgod encountera short story by ifmgod encountera short story by ifmgod encountera short story by ifmgod encountera short story by ifm

Wait! Before you go on!

Read it like that.

Please.

You could read it other waysif your a free spirit. But I dontrecommend it.

And in the Begining I said:Jeeze this place looks emptyLets create some life.

Hey! I’m God. Were you trying toDo a parody of me? Thinking YOUR God??

How abouts we ask the ladies..

Hey. Am I god?

Twilight Is my only God.

Well You have theleast womanly �gureI have ever seen.

And You havenever had a GF.

I’m devoid of emotion.So You wouldnt evenknow if that hurt.

Later

Bitch.

oh buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnn!

I’m notin themood.

Ill cut you some slack kid. Its ok.Most people think their Godthese days.

really?

Oh de�natly. Itsall the rage thesedays.

I’m God.

Woa!

Help! I’ve fallenand I can’t get up!

Oh thank goodness!I thought no one wouldcome.

Wait what are you doing??

I’m sorry.

*waggle waggle*

And I call that natural selection.

Thats awesome!

Don’t tell anyone.But its rigged.

K.

I need to poop.

And theyLived (& died)happilyeverafterOr so they say