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• In 1911, there were 32 different circuses traversing the country by rail. The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus needed 100 rail cars in 1923 to transport their equipment, animals and employees. Their Big Top tent had a 10,000-person capacity and required 14 acres of land to set up the show.
• By 1920, the popularity of the circus began to di-minish. The street parade from the rail yard to the cir-cus site, which was always held to herald the arrival of the circus, was discontinued by Ringling Brothers. Urban development ate up the large areas near the rail yards where circuses set up. The Depression took its financial toll on many of the shows, and the introduction of the talking picture provided a new and novel form of entertainment. • John Ringling managed the family business after the death of several of his brothers. One of the world’s wealthiest men, he lost nearly the entire family for-tune during the Great Depression, and when he died in 1936, he had $311 in the bank. His nephew took over the operation, and in 1967, the circus was sold to the Feld family, who operates it today. • One of Ringling’s most famous performers was fly-ing trapeze artist Alfredo Codono, who perfected the triple somersault. He was married to another famous circus performer, Lillian Leitzel, an aerialist who per-formed stunts on rings. In 1931, a brass connection on Lillian’s rope broke, causing her to fall 45 feet onto a concrete floor. Head and spinal injuries were so se-vere, she perished two days later at age 39. Codono’s feat was finally topped in 1982, when Ringling Broth-ers’ trapeze artist Miguel Vazquez completed the first quadruple somersault in performance history.
• The circus changed forever in July of 1956 when the Greatest Show on Earth made its last appearance under the Big Top tent. While the Ringling family commented that the “tented circus is … a thing of the past,” LIFE magazine mourned its loss, writing, “a magical era had passed forever.” • For 25 years, German-born Gunther Gebel-Williams worked as an animal trainer for Ringling Brothers, performing with horses, elephants, tigers, leopards, lions, cheetahs, pumas, panthers and zebras, among others. At the time of his retirement in 1990, he had never missed a single performance in more than 12,000 shows, having entertained 200 million people over the years.
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As if it isn’t tough enough to make it to the Majors, baseball’s pitcher Jim Abbott had a disability that might have made it impossible had it not been for his determination. Follow along as Tidbits takes a glimpse at this amazing professional hurler’s life. • In September of 1967 in Flint, Michigan, teenage parents Mike and Kathy Abbott welcomed a new baby boy they named James. Jim was born without a right hand, but that wasn’t about to keep him from reaching his goals. As a child, he spent hours practic-ing catching by bouncing a ball off a wall. Abbott’s parents tried to guide him toward a sport that didn’t depend on the use of his hands, buying him a soc-cer ball; however, he just didn’t like soccer. When he joined the Little League at age 11, he pitched a no-hitter his very first game.
• His natural athletic ability led him to the position of starting quarterback on his high school’s football team and to a spot in the semi-finals of the state championship. • Shortly after high school graduation, the Toronto Blue Jays felt that Abbott had potential in the Ma-jors and drafted him. He opted instead to attend the University of Michigan on a baseball scholarship, where he led the team to Big Ten titles two of his four years. Abbott was the winner of the Golden Spikes Award as the outstanding college baseball player in the United States. • During the summer of 1988, Abbott pitched for the U.S. Olympic team at the games in Seoul, South Ko-rea, contributing to the United States’ first ever gold medal in Olympic baseball. Shortly after the Olym-pics, he joined the California Angels and made his professional pitching debut without ever playing one single game in the minors, only the 15th player to do so.
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“Dust off” your investment strategy. If there’s an area in your home that you haven’t looked at for a while, you may need to dust it off in preparation for the new season. And the same principle may apply to your investment strategy — if you haven’t examined it for a while, it may be time to clean it up to prepare for a new season in your life. After all, since you initially designed your in-vestment strategy — that is, the total amount you invest, the percentages going into “growth” and “income” ve-hicles, the dollars going into taxable versus tax-deferred accounts and so on — many things may have changed for you, such as your employment situation, the number of children in your household and even your long-term goals. Consequently, you may need to revise your in-vestment strategy in consultation with your financial advisor. “De-clutter” your portfolio. The chances are pretty good that if you look around your house, you’ll find many things that are actually duplicates, such as those five cof-feemakers you’ve accumulated over the years — so you decide to “purge” a few. And when you take a close look at your portfolio, you might find several investments that you’ve added over time and that are similar to each other. If that’s the case, you might help yourself by sell-ing the “redundant” investments and using the proceeds to buy different ones that can help you diversify your portfolio. (Keep in mind that while diversification can help reduce the effects of volatility on your portfolio, it can’t guarantee gains or prevent losses.) Prepare yourself for stormy weather. During spring-time, we often experience heavy rains, hailstorms, high winds and other types of inclement weather. That’s why we keep our roofs in good shape, keep branches away from our homes and take other steps to protect our hous-es and property from the ravages of Mother Nature. You and your family could go through some rough “weather” too, during the course of your lives, so you’ll want to make sure you have sufficient protection in the form of adequate life and disability insurance. Review your cov-erage to make sure it’s still adequate for your needs. Open up the windows of opportunity. After a long win-ter, you’ll find it pleasant to open the windows of your home and let in the sun and the air. And as an inves-tor, you’ll find “windows of opportunity” through which you can open yourself up to good investment possibili-ties. For example, even though we’ve clearly been in a challenging economy the past couple of years, a number of factors – such as low interest rates, improved corpo-rate earnings and favorable stock valuations (the price you pay for a stock, relative to its earnings) — have ac-tually meant that it’s been a pretty good environment for investors looking for quality stocks. By doing some financial spring cleaning, you may find that you’ve swept away some of the obstacles to helping achieve your goals.
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¥ On April 5, 1614, Pocahontas, daughter of the chief of the Powhatan Indian confederacy, marries English tobacco plant-er John Rolfe in Jamestown, Va. Pocahontas had been kid-napped and used as a hostage for peace negotiations. By the time she was released, she had fallen in love with John Rolfe.
¥ On April 9, 1859, a 23-year-old Missouri youth named Samuel Langhorne Clemens receives his steamboat pilot’s li-cense. During his time as a pilot, he picked up the term “Mark Twain,” a boatman’s call noting that the river was only 2 fath-oms deep, the minimum depth for safe navigation. He used it as a pseudonym in his writing for nearly 50 years.
¥ On April 10, 1866, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is founded in New York City by philan-thropist and diplomat Henry Bergh. Bergh’s impassioned ac-counts of the horrors inflicted on animals convinced the New York State legislature to pass the ASPCA charter.
¥ On April 6, 1896, the Olympic Games, a long-lost tradition of ancient Greece, are reborn in Athens -- 1,500 years after being banned by Roman Emperor Theodosius I. King Geor-gios I of Greece and a crowd of 60,000 spectators welcomed athletes from 13 nations to the international competition.
¥ On April 4, 1913, Chicago bluesman Muddy Waters is born in Clarksdale, Miss. Born McKinley Morganfield, he wrote “Rollin’ Stone,” “Hoochie Coochie Man,” “Mannish Boy” and “Got My Mojo Working,” songs that would later provide inspiration to Bob Dylan.
¥ On April 7, 1920, classically trained sitar virtuoso Ravi Shankar is born in Varanasi, India. The Beatles studied under Shankar and experimented with the distinctive sitar sound in songs such as “Norwegian Wood” and “Within You, Without You.”
¥ On April 8, 1974, Hank Aaron of the Atlanta Braves hits his 715th career home run, breaking Babe Ruth’s legendary record of 714 homers. A crowd of 53,775 people, the largest in the history of Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium, was with Aaron that night to cheer when he hit a 4th-inning pitch off the Los Angeles Dodgers’ Al Downing.
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers, and prospered.
Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
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