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April Fool’s day JokesIt’s interesting if changing your Facebook relationship status as an April fool’s joke would be the end of your relationship. Funny April Fool’s Day SMS for boyfriend :-

I am your girlfriend:Smart.

Intelligent.Sweet.

Talented.Excellent.Romantic.

 Thik kaha na ?

 In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day..

April Fools day WhatsApp StatusUnemployment gives me plenty of time to make some cunning April fool’s pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we

are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Cheese is CheeseButter is butter

if u 4get mei will throw u in

*-*-*-*-*-*-** G U T T E R *

*-*-*-*-*-*-*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual

dupes of each other.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

April Fools day Funny Quotes

I don’t think I’ll worry about any April fool’s Day pranks, I’ll be too upset that it’s Monday.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest

of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I’ve a feeling that my introduction to highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s

joke.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the

people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Funny April Fool SMS

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroubles

Everywhere~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the

psychosis.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Funny April Fool prankFact1: You can not touch

your lower lip with your tounge….

Fact2: After reading this,99/100 idiots would try it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~April fool’s Day should be the best time to inform you

that you have no idea where my clitoris is located.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a

permanent job.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

April Fools Shayari in Hindi

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I noticed your unhealthy lifestyle what makes cardiac arrest a possible outcome from an April fool’s joke.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey U Know

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1U Know Why??

If she accept its your luckotherwise just tell April Foooooll.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Source : Jokes SMS


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