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Gotta Love ItHospital regulations require a wheelchair for
patients being discharged. However, while working asa student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcaseat his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help toleave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantlylet me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down Iasked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don'tknow," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroomchanging out of her hospital gown."
Accident Report Because I was processing my first accident report at
the transport company where I worked, I was beingparticularly attentive.
The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and theresult was a severely damaged hood and fender. Myserious mood was broken, however, when I reachedthe section of the report that asked, "Speed of other vehicle?"
The driver had put, "Full gallop."
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LostFive year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up
to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?"Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women."
Take Your MedicineA doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one
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A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for anothervisit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pilland the whiskey?"
Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he's a little behindwith the pills, but he's about six months ahead with thewhiskey."
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Arkansas Trooper Two Texans are driving through Arkansas when
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The driver finally comes to and asks, "What the heck was that for!?"
The Trooper says, "You're in Arkansas son. Whenwe pull you over, you better have your license readywhen we get to your car."
Not wanting to make his situation with the law anyworse, the driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not fromaround here."
The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, andhe's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walksaround to the passenger side and taps on the window.The passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK!The Trooper smacks him with the nightstick also.
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Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with,"Huh?"
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Away from his Desk A fellow, who frequently left the office to play golf,
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After he left the office, a member of his foursomeforgot which course they were playing that day, andcalled for information. The loyal girl would only replythat her boss was away from his desk.
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A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachshundunder his arm. The dog was wearing an OaklandRaiders jersey and helmet, and was festooned withRaiders pom-poms.
The bartender said, "Hey! No pets are allowed inhere! You'll have to leave!"
The guy begged him: "Look, I'm desperate. We'reboth big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the onlyplace around where we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave,and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown outif there's any trouble, the bartender relented and allowed them to stay in the bar and watch the game.The big game began with the Raiders receiving thekickoff. They marched down the field, got stopped atabout the 30, and kicked a field goal.
With that the dog jumped up on the bar, and beganwalking up and down the bar giving high-fives toeveryone.
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Longer Days I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England
during summer vacation at an engineering university. Iused to work repairing construction equipment.
One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammerthat had some very large bolts holding it together. Oneof the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it, Istarted heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch.
As I was doing this, one of the dimmest apprenticesI have ever known came along. He asked me what Iwas doing. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut,it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt soI could then remove it.
"So things get larger when they get hot, do they?"he asked. Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind (Iknow not from where.) "Yes," I said, "that's why daysare longer in summer and shorter in winter."
There was a long pause, then his face cleared. "You know, I always wondered about that," he said.
The Law A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination ofa witness, stopped and said: "I object, Your Honor!One of the jurors is asleep."The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep... You wakehim up."
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Getting A's A professor stood before his class of 20 senior
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"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching youthis semester. I know you've all worked extremely hardand many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up be-cause they might have been celebrating a bit too muchthis week, anyone who would like to opt out of thefinal exam today will receive a "B" for the course."
There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank himand sign out on his offer. As the last taker left theroom, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one else? This isyour last chance." One more student rose up and tookthe offer. The professor closed the door and took atten-dance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see youbelieve in yourself." he said.
"You all get "A's."
Getting a Passport Before she died, an old lady wanted to visit Eng-
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"You must take the loyalty oath first," the passportclerk said. "Raise your right hand, please." The seniorcitizen raised her right hand as the clerk asked, "Doyou swear to defend the Constitution of the UnitedStates against all enemies, domestic or foreign?"
The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled asshe responded, "Well, I guess so, but ... will I havehelp, or will I have to do it all by myself?"
God Made Me A grandfather and granddaugher were sitting and
talking when the young girl asked, "Did God makeyou, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfatheranswered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him,"Did God make me too?" "Yes, He did," the older mananswered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed tobe studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflectionin the mirror, while her grandfather wondered whatwas running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lotbetter job lately."
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Crime Doesn’t Pay...
...When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motorhome parked on a Seattle street, he got much more thanhe bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an illman curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said that the man admitted to tryingto steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motorhome's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicledeclined to press charges, saying that it was the best laughhe'd ever had.
...A man walked into a Circle-K in Louisiana, put a $20bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerkopened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and askedfor all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptlyprovided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount ofcash he got from the drawer was $15. Question: if some-one points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crimecommitted?
...Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspectby placing a metal colander on his head and connecting itwith wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed thecopy button each time they thought the suspect wasn'ttelling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working,the suspect confessed to the police.
...AVweb, a weekly aviation news letter, reported that abungling burglar broke into a Mooney aircraft at theKnox County, Ohio airport and removed its avionics system, including the Emergency Locating Transmitter or ELT. This device sends homing signals if the aircraftcrashes. You can guess what happened next. The ham-handed crook jarred the ELT enough to activate it, and authorities had no trouble tracking the perpetrator to hislair.
...When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan,refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, theman threatened to call the police. They still wouldn't givehim the money, so the robber called the police -- and wasarrested.
...A guy wearing pantyhose on his face tried to rob a storein a mall. When the security came, he quickly grabbed ashopping bag and pretended to be shopping, forgettingthat he was still wearing the pantyhose. He was captured,and his loot was returned to the store.
(Information gathered herein is from sources considered reliable.
Accuracy however cannot be guaranteed. All humorous stories and jokes appearinghere are intended for entertainment purposes only and are not meant to disrespect orharm any group or individuals. Ads appearing in this paper are not to be considered
as an endorsement or validation by Orange Peel Gazette for products or services offered.) In short-just relax and have fun!
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