Date post: | 10-Jul-2015 |
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ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! Every
time I try to grow a
moustache, people always
say it looks like something
died on my lip! I CAN’T DO
THIS ANYMORE!!!
But it’s
#NoShaveNovember so
you must! It’s not only a
cool trend but it’s for a
good cause too!
Okay, okay! First things first,
always keep your moustache
neat! Look at me!
Power, right?
It looks AWESOME! Can I
touch it?!!
No! First rule of being a Mo
Bro is NEVER touch
someone else’s moustache.
It’s unhygienic!
And not to mention…
awwwwkwardddd!
Try to keep your fingers
off your face if you can.
Bacteria might get in your
pores like that. You don’t
want ingrown hairs, right,
Ah Boy?
And neither do you want a
dirty wild ‘stache! So if you
need to tame it down, use a
special moustache comb.
I have one too! I call it
“Comie”.
But don’t use an electric
shaver. You might
accidentally over-trim it
and then have to redo your
moustache. Waste time!
Also, don’t trim too
frequently! You need to let
your moustache grow! If it
grows slowly, it’s alright!
Just be patient!
Next thing you need to
know is that a clean face
makes a handsome
moustache.
Indeed! Just like
shampoo for my royal
mane, I use facial wash
to clean my lip rug!
And don’t forget to apply
some conditioner and
hydrate this area
regularly too!
Here’s a good trick!
Essential oils like coconut
and eucalyptus help to
stimulate hair growth.
My favourite is mixing a
tiny bit of rosemary oil
with coconut oil.
I make a combo paste of
cinnamon bark powder and
lemon juice. Then I apply a
thin layer over my face,
wait for 20 minutes then
rinse it off with cold water.
Mmm… Fresh!
Oh now I know! I’m finally
ready for Movember!
I think so too, Ah Boy! It’s
time you put all this to
action and prove to us
you’re a MAN!
All the best, my young
Padawan!
With great moustache,
comes great responsibility!
Oh yeah!